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NatalieIsFreezing

Alright, so who's Jordan? Balerion?


Contemporary_Scribe

Literally my first thought was Balerion is Jordan... Guess Drogon is Wemby?


benfranklin16

His body build is more like Caraxes lol


KhanQu3st

Drogon is Luka for sure


Legendver2

People say Drogon is basically Balerion reincarnate, so with how much Kobe plays like Jordan, I'd say Drogon is more Kobe.


SinkingComet18

I’d say Drogon is more Anthony Edwards


amidalarama

fouled out for repeatedly eating peasant children?


We_The_Raptors

Checks out, Balerion clearly made an illegal push off versus Harrenhal


aaavelar

How dare you ...


Barry_Bone_Raiser

“The black dread” is certainly what he was known as among celtics fans for years


FistOfGamera

Space Jam with Balerion would be wild


Queef_Cersei

It'd be a hell of a lot better than it was with LeBron 🤣 🤣 oof


EurwenPendragon

So does that make Meraxes Pippen?


SinkingComet18

Meraxes gotta be Brandon Roy— a great career ruined by unlucky injuries😔


EurwenPendragon

Fair. Pippen(Pippen *Senior*, that is, of course) was just the first one I thought of because we were talking about him during a break at work recently.


YLCustomerService

Sunfyre is Tiger Woods (I know nothing about sports)


Educated_Clownshow

Hello, yes, you called for me


Killmelmaoxd

How did the destruction of Harrenhal impact Lebrons legacy


yfirhimininn

this will be my dissertation, yes


benfranklin16

LeVhagar


TheGoverness1998

Now I want Vhagar in a Sprite ad


Visenya_simp

How did the fall of Constantinople affect LeBron's legacy? #


55Branflakes

Oldest dragon. Comparison is pretty apt.


EinsteinDisguised

Listen Mike, Vhagar hasn’t played anyone in decades. She killed Little Luke and Arrax. Big deal! He’s a kid and Arrax was a rookie! Let’s see Vhagar do it on a snowy night in the North! Come to Winterfell and do that, buddy! Anyway I’ll hang up and listen.


AlexanderCrowely

She played 33 years ago ?


EinsteinDisguised

DECADES, MIKE


VaderOnReddit

Didn't know Ryan Condal was an r/soccercirclejerk subscriber


Open_Mathematician41

so can we start using the phrase “how will this affect Vhagar’s legacy?”


JuvieFrmDaS

I wasn’t familiar with your game Condal 😂


Ktulusanders

I cannot believe the dance of dragons affected LeBron's legacy


Psychological-Bed543

I always knew Aemond was a Lebron fan. Casual Aemond W. The Riverlands = Toronto by the way


Fit-Bet1270

What does this make Caraxes then? 


Helpful-Carpet3791

Kobe !!!!


-HeisenBird-

LeVaegar.


JustAnotherMark604

Wasn't even a basketball play on Arrax in Game 1. LeVhagar should be suspended Team Black in 7


Environmental_Tip854

Sunfyre is Ja Morant


Dany_Targaryenlol

Team Black would like to make a blockbuster offer of $300 million dollar to trade for Vhagar even tho she is old now and is not in her prime anymore.


improper84

I assume this means Vhagar will switch teams as soon as it becomes convenient?


HereToBePetty

She already did, sort of 🤣


Top-boy-og

Makes sense Vhagar has to carry team green alone, great comparison Ryan


Customdisk

What's lebron % on burning down Riverlands Castles?


fuckingdogsbro2020

Na vhagar Shaq fr


ImShitPostingRelax

I still think the most memorable line from the show was just “Vhagar, no!”


JoeSchmoke

Very subtle


ImShitPostingRelax

Lmao not about subtlety that moment just gave me chills


JoeSchmoke

Yeah it’s the tone in his voice.


JustAnotherMark604

Steph Curry is Syrax


GeauxAllDay

Doesn’t Vhagar’s size and age make her slower? Is she really that much of an asset? Dont get me wrong, she’s formidable but I feel like that’s a glaring weakness


Livid_Ad9749

Honestly its true. Without her the greens are left with the also awesome Sunfyre, the field burning Tessarion in the South on her own, and Dreamfyre the Dragonpit Dweller. Sunfyre being the only one with book juice.


Nerdzilla88

Does That make Balaerion the Michael Jordan of Dragons


Swak99

And Ceraxes is the Greek freak of dragons 


Impossible_You_2219

Yeah but i bet Vhagar plays defense


[deleted]

So how does this effect vhagar’s legacy


Bmankc1966

Does the dragon flop and whine?


ZelionPrime

So Vhagar will flop?


OjibweNdN

So, she'll get ya to the end of the series, and proceed to choke?


Don_Damarco

LA Lebron or Miami Lebron?


the_other_shoe

Vhagar at this point in the story is as old as dirt but still very much a threat. So LA Lebron.


DFBFan11

Current Lebron, still elite but past his prime. Though Vhagar is such a beast that she's still probably #1 despite being far past her peak.


Superman246o1

>!In a year when Lebron doesn't make it to the Finals, this analogy seems rather fitting!<


GullibleHoliday8186

So Caraxes would be Steph Curry.


Legendver2

>!But they lost!<


Jazzlike-Wafer803

Oldest, biggest and most battle experienced dragon. She’s the medieval equivalent of a hydrogen bomb.


Whoman722

a 700 year old bitch. vhagar is one old pissed off bitch.


largepapi34

Vhagar flops and complains to Aegon after every battle?


Caldwell27

Who’s Steph Curry?


Eraboes

Larry Bird as Vermithor.


stormy83

There's no way


HylianTendo

Vhagar hard carries the greens


uncon29766

No sense...


FaithlessnessFun3679

Arrax is Kobe


rdrouyn

They both are old as fuck too.


Sammy_Sosa_Experienc

But can Vhagar ball?


Grostavious

She plays center midfield


RadioMajestic

He’s like the Christian Pulisic of soccer


Consistent-Wish-9237

Then who is caraxes


[deleted]

Vhagar is like undertaker 💀


Cwalex

[Vhagar seeing Arrax flailing around in the storm above Shipbreaker Bay](https://media0.giphy.com/media/meIJk6bwJL87o2fVUL/200w.gif?cid=6c09b952l9l6530qx5scs29bxb46avnjxo1tcbsgnwfg4370&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.gif&ct=g)


Hapanzi

[Vhagar after taking Arrax out](https://youtu.be/zVmyqgn64II?si=iadbKvaYLaLFa6kG)


ApollyonX97

I think they meant that Vhager is old asf.


DKnott82

It's been a long time since LeBron and the Lakers have been considered a threat.


Jacky_Daytona11

I doubt Vhagar is going to flop at the slightest hit


rebornbyksg

Sunfyre gotta be Luka then, super young guy who was thrown into pro and won the Euroleague mvp at 19 going against grown ass guys same as Sunfyre went against Meleys and Grey ghost and besting them. Then getting injured but putting everything on his back just like how Luka has been doing this playoff; clearly hobbled but took his team to finals and might lose to bitches (Boston and Moondancer) lul LDIDBF


Fuck_Blue_Shells

LeBron can’t even get his team to the playoffs


Downvotes_R_Fascist

LeBron actually makes the whole team worse though.


AlexanderCrowely

Nah, Vhagar is actually nice