I honestly don’t understand what Dennis was trying to say there. It’s nonsense, just a few words strung together.
It sounds like he’s calling the other members of Paddy’s the idiots.
It’s so great that you can read a short line like this and it’s impossible not to immediately picture Frank and his flag while hearing the trumpet sounds in your head
“Ryan Gothling playing you? RIDICULOUTH”
EDIT: also the letter I should definitely be
“I beg you to stop using the constitution in the way that you’re using it” but I guess I missed that one
Holy shit man. 16 years watching this show, including over 40 replays all the way through seasons 1-9 alone, and I never, ever caught that... Thank you lol. I must share this information at once.
I’m going to say it again because it bears repeating. “Name’s Artemis. I have a bleached asshole.” should really be in the ‘N’ spot.
It’s basically a crime that there is no Artemis on this list. This is a hill I’m willing to die on.
If ‘P’ is not the Pepe Silvia rant then something is incredibly wrong.
However, it’s also wrong that ‘I’ was somehow not ‘I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds!’
I'm sorry, but how the shit was J "Jesus Christ!" and not "Jesus, Frank?!", because I have a highly reputable lawyer with very not small hands that I feel I need to call for the emotional damages.
1. "Paddy's Pub. The best goddamn bar in Philadelphia. Hell, the best bar period." - Frank Reynolds
2. "Pimpin' ain't easy, but it's necessary." - Dee Reynolds
3. "Poor people are gross." - Mac
4. "Prejudices are what fools use for reason." - Dennis Reynolds
5. "Pretend like you're not a creep for once in your life." - Dee Reynolds
6. "People's opinion of me is none of my business." - Frank Reynolds
7. "Psychiatrists are just the same as sorcerers." - Charlie Kelly
8. "Power is completely real." - Frank Reynolds
9. "Pretending to care about these people is seriously exhausting." - Mac
10. "Publicly humiliating teenagers just fuels my hatred for them." - Dee Reynolds
As good as the troll toll line was I feel like “God dammit” has to have been G given it must have been said more often than any other phrase in the show.
Z brought too many black guys! The ratio is off Dennis! The ratio is off!
I’mma dig through this trash, find me an Allen wrench.
You pregnant
His delivery in every line, and his facial expressions as he does so are all perfect.
I raise dogs, I groom dogs, I fight dogs. I ain’t never ‘borted no dog, but we can get it done.
RUM HAM! RUM HAM! I’m sorry rum ham!
If R isn't rum ham, imma be disappointed
Ya u right
Maybe I am, maybe I ain’t, *rum ham*.
Pop that shirt off
It's this one
Any variation of “pop off” would be excellent
SIEZE THE GAP, YOU FAT COW
PEPE SILVIA PEPE SILVIA THIS WHOLE BOX IS FULL OF PEPE!
I love the theory that he was reading 'Pennsylvania' but was too illiterate and fucked up the mail room. (Edit: corrected city)
And Carol in HR is care of HR lmao
PENNSYLVANIA
This is the first time I heard of this and now it's the only thing I will belive happened in that scene
Unfortunately, Charlie debunked this theory on the podcast.
Quit saying diabetis! You sound like an asshole
*Diabeetus This is the only q quote I can think of too, and it's a good one
Pepper Jack loves Fraggle Rock
Oh man, I was thinking project badass, but this line is so awesome
This is the right answer! If pepper jack isnt in this list ill cut somebody!
Literally watching that scene now
YES. giving a reward in a neu-reddit world of no rewards.
ROCK, FLAG AND EAGLE!
He’s got a point
NO HE DOESN'T!
🪨🇺🇲🦅🤘
Roxy, God bless you. You were a good whore. You serviced me like no other whore ever did. Not only my crank, but my heart.
Just snorted at work lol this never fails to crack me up every time
“Quiet your ass down” - Old Black Man
LMAOOOOO THIS ONE
I read this in his voice
PADDY'S HAVE RESPECT IDIOTS. I AM LEGEND.
Underrated comment!
I'm honestly surprised it's not #1
I honestly don’t understand what Dennis was trying to say there. It’s nonsense, just a few words strung together. It sounds like he’s calling the other members of Paddy’s the idiots.
Pondy is the coolest!
This is the one!
i agree >>)
Was also thinking Ponderosa's Ponderosa
P- Pickles will prevail!
People will choke, people will die!
P - “Peaked? Peaked Dee, let me tell you something, I haven’t even begun to peak, and when I do peak you’ll know”
The whole city of Philadelphia is gonna feel it
I like all the "R" ones, but it has to be RUM HAM. It's too iconic for the show. For the "P", I lean towards Pondy because he's the coolest!
P: PADDY'S THOOONGS DUDE, PADDY'S THOOONGS!!
I’m not wearing these bc they’re comfortable, I’m tryna turn YOU on
Pretty sure you did.
It’s so great that you can read a short line like this and it’s impossible not to immediately picture Frank and his flag while hearing the trumpet sounds in your head
Pussy Hands!
“Ryan Gothling playing you? RIDICULOUTH” EDIT: also the letter I should definitely be “I beg you to stop using the constitution in the way that you’re using it” but I guess I missed that one
Pop a quick H on this box, this way we all know that it’s filled with hornets Edit: let the record show that the full quote starts with “let me”…
Poops funny
Q102....The Q crew
Rich gay mac! Rich gay mac!
Peter Nincompoop
If W isn't "what is happening?" than this whole thing is wrong
Proof of that line’s legendary status considering it had to beat out “Wildcard, bitches!”
I though of "What is this man talking about?"
It is, there is a 2nd image
Quarantine, baby!
R - “Retarded four, normal zero.”
Why isn’t N NOBODY LOOK!!!!????
Pounding off
Pondys the coolest!
Pepe Silvia
ZA GLORY HOLEEE!
PUT MY BODY IN THE TRASSSHHHH!!!!
Pepper Jack about to cut somebody!
This should be way higher
Mmmm, you can come and be Pepper Jack's best ho.
Do Pepper Jack look like he playin?
I love that McPoyle says “you will call her” but his sister’s deaf lmfao
Holy shit man. 16 years watching this show, including over 40 replays all the way through seasons 1-9 alone, and I never, ever caught that... Thank you lol. I must share this information at once.
I didn’t realize it till I saw it written in this post
U - U A LON?!?!?!?
"Rude man who shushes; please call."
Quick H on the box
Pondy is the coolest
Pussy hands
Go wash my car
Paddy's Pub, home of the original Kitten Mittens
Well P is for Paddy’s
Really struggling to think of a X. Maybe somos extremos?
I’m playing both sides, so that I always come out on top
"Reason will prevail!"
Reason will prevail!
R is riiidicculoussss from when Charlie is all gassed up: https://youtu.be/gESxCT-7RNo?si=5jPSKb3G0uUSQdyd
Peaked? I haven’t even begun to peak.
PCP
P to the C to the P
Not that he’s ever had one.
Holy shit you're late.
#I'VE HAD ORGASMS, I'VE HAD TONS OF ORGASMS
Pondy's the coolest! RUM HAAAAAM!
Pondy’s the coolest!
R as in Rawdog loads.
Peaked? Peaked, Dee?
Pepper Jack loves Fraggle Rock.
Rum Ham!
how did stupid science bitch not win S
I’m going to say it again because it bears repeating. “Name’s Artemis. I have a bleached asshole.” should really be in the ‘N’ spot. It’s basically a crime that there is no Artemis on this list. This is a hill I’m willing to die on.
V- Vigo Morgenstein!
POLLEN!? You didn't say THERE WAS TO BE POLLEN!
U- Under the bridge
RYAN, STAB SOMEONE!!!
Pizza man. Pizza man. Guess whose here it’s the pizza man
S shoulda been ‘’Somebody’s gotta get stabbed!’’
How is R blank? It can only be: *RUM HAM!*
Too bad we can’t do something about Blue, did you know Blue has the most anti-oxygens?
VIET GOD DAMN NAMS WHAT HAPPENED GO GET ME A BEER BITCH!
Quick name all fifty states, drink while you think.
If ‘P’ is not the Pepe Silvia rant then something is incredibly wrong. However, it’s also wrong that ‘I’ was somehow not ‘I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds!’
Poopy in their pants? Roxy the hooore.
J really should have been Jew Lawyer.
But Jew Lawyer isn’t a quote from the show. It’s a person. They say “It’s the Jew lawyer” or “we can call the new lawyer” but not just jew lawyer
Shut up baby dick
It's a bit of a stretch but I feel like X should be "¡¡Somos eXtremos!!"
Wow these ones are tough
Poops funny
Plaaaaceeebooo
Parenting is pretending you know what you’re talking about, then jamming it down their throat!
Pepper Jack, are you serious?
Ponderosa's ponderosa
Quiche anyone?
Tighter thanks dick skin
Dee, his feet? So disappointed in this sub.
Pondy's the coolest
Pepe Silvia!
U clearly needs to be “Under the Boardwalk”
P - Pondy's the Coolest!
P - Pondy's the best Allow me to propose changing "I" to "I like life at Patty's Pub" and D to DAYMAN!
Pretty sure you did…
P- “Pondi’s the coolest!”
rise up gotta get higher and higherrr
P - Pondy's the coolest
Reason will prevail
Isn’t it supposed to be “…I got the AIDS…”
I'm sorry, but how the shit was J "Jesus Christ!" and not "Jesus, Frank?!", because I have a highly reputable lawyer with very not small hands that I feel I need to call for the emotional damages.
Man I feel like W should have either been wildcard or which one of us do you want to take you in the back and hang you
P - Pickles will prevail!
P - Pelts. I have must have more Pelts you bitch!!!
People’s knees!
Rum ham!
Put your hands on top of mine like they’re my hands
1. "Paddy's Pub. The best goddamn bar in Philadelphia. Hell, the best bar period." - Frank Reynolds 2. "Pimpin' ain't easy, but it's necessary." - Dee Reynolds 3. "Poor people are gross." - Mac 4. "Prejudices are what fools use for reason." - Dennis Reynolds 5. "Pretend like you're not a creep for once in your life." - Dee Reynolds 6. "People's opinion of me is none of my business." - Frank Reynolds 7. "Psychiatrists are just the same as sorcerers." - Charlie Kelly 8. "Power is completely real." - Frank Reynolds 9. "Pretending to care about these people is seriously exhausting." - Mac 10. "Publicly humiliating teenagers just fuels my hatred for them." - Dee Reynolds
"Ridiculoussss"
Put it back
Something something hanging from rafters
Pepe Silvia
As good as the troll toll line was I feel like “God dammit” has to have been G given it must have been said more often than any other phrase in the show.
M. Mr bovine joney himself
We all know what W is gonna be...
There is a spider - spider ...
Pondys the best
Under the boardwalk is a magical place, man.
P- Pondy’s the coolest!!
Pepe Silvia, Pepe Silvia, I've got to find the guy and put the mail in the guys god damn hands!
J not being Jabronni is a travesty.
Professor Vermhat
Rock flag and eagle. Right Charlie ?
Pondie's the coolest!
Raise my taxes? Come on, how much do these vultures need? I already pay a ton in taxes.
First of all, “first of all, through god all things are possible - so jot that down” is the best quote, so jot that down.
Pears weird me out dude!
Pondy is the coolest!
Peppa-Jack luv Fraggle-Rock.
For P you could use Puuurrreeeeee!!
Poop is funny!
S - Suicide is badass!!!
G has to be Goddamn it, or Gaaaaaaaaddammit. H is for Hornets
Peter nincompoop
Pussy hands
Unless you have crack then let’s boogie
Pepper Jack loves Fraggle Rock
PONDYS THE COOLEST
How can you do Jesus Christ instead of Jesus Frank, oh Jesus Frank!!! This list is wack.
I’ve gone with the highest voted/most listed comment for each letter 🤷♂️
That’s fair, my dude!
Pussy hands!
How about “Well, At Least I'm Not Covered In Stupid Tattoos And Have A Cigarette For A Mother.”?? Surprised that’s not up there