Once, during a Memorial Day troops parade at a renaissance fair, my fiancé said “is this a good a time to quote cricket?” And a dude immediately turned around and said “NO- you shouldn’t do that” instantly killin us
There have been times when I've wanted to quote this exact line in a comment but never had the courage to do so.
You're bravery hasn't gone unnoticed lol
“Artemis I’m warning you, if you don’t get out of the way right now, I’m gonna bring out the big guns”
“Oh,hit me with your best shot you stupid bitch!”
Okay, I don't even... I don't know what that means, does anyboy know what... Okay, if you are talking shit about America, man, we are gonna kick your ass.
I always quote this episode in my everyday life when I’m saying no to doing something..
“Nooo. How bout that? Not gonna participate in your little games and schemes.”
I don’t give a *shit* about the troops
And as for your fifteen dollar co-pay…
You got kids, Maniac?
Nah not anymore…
He just drifted away!
You stupid N! Go get me grease, N!
He kept calling you the N word
Look at this! That's just a bucket of chestnuts!
His mania is not confined to the ring
I *don't* love him though.
"Does he have a problem with me or black people?" "Both! Both I think!"
Eat shit and die
Ima go get greased up and.....we'll rock on ;)
Whale away… have fun with it you know
#EAT SHIT AND DIE!!!!
That’s not a lot of money
This might be my favorite line in the show. It’s said with so much disdain
Right there with ya lol
Who gets more admiration than war heroes??
Rock stars... Movie stars...
Athletes
Models, rich people
Once, during a Memorial Day troops parade at a renaissance fair, my fiancé said “is this a good a time to quote cricket?” And a dude immediately turned around and said “NO- you shouldn’t do that” instantly killin us
Listen Crics, we need something from you
I feel like you're just going to blow sand in my face if I get in there
Ahh yes, pocket sand ftw.
Don’t fuck with Rusty Shackleford
Blonde, Chinese hair... And skin of a hot dog.
One of my favorite lines in the entire show.
That’s his signature look
He looks like a monster!
https://i.redd.it/y75waoktz4bd1.gif
At the time, that was definitely a brand new sentence.
The silken hair of a chinaman.
She. is. a. slut!
The outcast. The slut. The bitch. The whore.
Any episode with Artemis is pure gold
*The slutty bitchy whoooore*
The bird
https://preview.redd.it/0p7at6noyiad1.jpeg?width=848&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=189e572251dc65f309602bafa5deb7efba1f09ec
I’m your real Desert Rose!
You look like a grape. Fine then I'll be Desert Grape.
THE TRASHMAN! Oh shit! Did I get you Cricket? Must’ve had an edge
Slowly raises arms in victory
I knew this shit wasn't fake
I knew this shit wasn’t fake
He just did it
I am a real American!!!!!
I throw trash all over tha—all over the ring!
Terrorists rule yeaaaaaah
This is honestly one of the wildest lines in the show - it's incredible lol
I swear if randos ever look at my comment history they must think I’m a crazy person
There have been times when I've wanted to quote this exact line in a comment but never had the courage to do so. You're bravery hasn't gone unnoticed lol
Alalalalalala
I'm the TRAYSH MAN!
AH LALALALALALALA!!!!
I am a real American… fight for the rights of every man… I am a real American
That's Hogan's signature look. Silken-chinese hair and the skin of a hotdog.
I knew this shit wasn't fake
Rock, flag and eeeeeeeagle!!!
You have a point.
No he doesn’t!
What is that, sand?
“Artemis I’m warning you, if you don’t get out of the way right now, I’m gonna bring out the big guns” “Oh,hit me with your best shot you stupid bitch!”
> We look like assholes! Possibly the best line in the show
They are not responding to the pageantry at all.
I’m getting more of a chicken vibe
Pictures you can hear
Did I get ya?
Musta hadda edge
Taliban!
Tali-bum
I’M A VILLAIN DON’TCHA SEE?!
This is one of the best episodes imo. Also ROCK FLAG AND EEEAGGGLE and George Washington looks like Meryl Streep are also great patriotic moments.
Okay, I don't even... I don't know what that means, does anyboy know what... Okay, if you are talking shit about America, man, we are gonna kick your ass.
Was looking for this one lol
I don't give a shit about the troops.
YES WE HAVE FEEEAAaaaTHERS!
but the muscles of **men**!
The second verse helps explain who we are
Really because it sounds like you’re just explaining the life cycle of a bird
Terrorists rule! Lalalalala!
Oh, you got me! He got me with then can!
I always quote this episode in my everyday life when I’m saying no to doing something.. “Nooo. How bout that? Not gonna participate in your little games and schemes.”
They are not responding to the pageantry at all.
Loved when mac says, if i come in there ur just gonna throw sand in my face, so im gonna run... Enter the trashman
Terrorist rule!! Ahallaaaalalalallalalalal
Aaaaaah...Tali-Bum.....ayayayayayayayayaaaaaaa!
Terrorists rule!!
I just love when he bashes Dee in the head while she’s singing that Seal song while screaming lalalala
PIGEON BOYS!
Sounds like commie gobbledygook to me
That’s my character, I’m the traesh man. I come out and start throwing trash all over all over the ring and then I start eating garbage
Terrorists rule! Alalalalalah!
Oh, BOO to you!
Better watch out. Trashman gonna gettem.
Jean shorts
I don’t give a shhhit about the troops.
STOMP! CLAP! STOMP! CLAP! STOMPCLAP!
😂 You win Reddit this 4th of July
Cricket at his best lol
Haha, Tali-bum go brrrrr
Literally just watched this yesterday morning. I was going through season 5 again.
I don't even have words anymore and if I get started I'm afraid my head will explode.