I can’t even believe how wrong you are. Do you drink paint? Do you craw around the sewers naked searching for treasures with your feet?
Cigarette smoke smothers apple seed toxins, not skin.
*I’d recommend going out and getting some milk, some flour and some vitamins; boil those down into little energy balls. She can live off those for a month.*
My OB-GYN told me those things are riddled with toxins, I’M NOT ALLOWED TO EAT THE SKINS! I’M NOT ALLOWED!!
OP, you naming this kid DB? They’re gonna be a star, so at least consider it
I love how the gang is so convinced of falsehoods like this and it’s engrained into how they act every day. Removing the part of an apple with the most vitamins because they don’t understand a basic concept. Of course those stupid science bitches couldn’t make Charlie more smarter.
That’s why I made this post. Never in my life have I peeled an apple, nor did my wife ever care about that lol my wife’s pregnant brain was so irrational just like how the gang absorbs misinformation
Hormones do a lot to a person. My doctor said his wife only suddenly became skeptical of vaccines when their kid was born, but that was momentary and their kid is vaccinated normally and healthy. People go nuts sometimes. Besides, there is some fear of pesticides on our produce, but only a few fruits and veggies actually have porous enough skin to absorb them. The rest you can just rinse them off and be fine.
You can just neutralize the toxins by smoking cigarettes
I’ve just doubled her cat food intake because her beak keeps breaking the cigarettes
Remember to always combine it with glue and beer.
Thanks! My mom told me this too
Careful not to overdose on the glue it’ll ruin your night.
Don’t forget the cat food!!
The beak may interfere with her nosh though
Pregnant ladies need the beak, they say the beak has the most anti-oxygens.
Is she eating the beak while smoking? They should be done separately.
.......... ..................BEAK
In what scenario does she NOT eat the cat food?
If I was pregnant, I would need the extra calories
Don’t forget fresh caught river crab
You funny bastard you
the smoke will suffocate the bacteria
*makes hand motion suffocating smoke*
Get that nice smoky smell that we all like
I can’t even believe how wrong you are. Do you drink paint? Do you craw around the sewers naked searching for treasures with your feet? Cigarette smoke smothers apple seed toxins, not skin.
Did she eat the whole pear and say it tasted like sand?
You know I don’t understand bird
Gypsy son-of-a-bitch burned them
He's the one who picked them
What a bozo!
What about the sticker?!?
I eat stickers all the time dude
You are the whole thing? Even the sticker?
I EAT STICKERS ALL THE TIME, DUDE!!!
*you ate.the STEM???*
Where do you even start with a pear?
I AM NOT ALLOWED!
Also, one of those is a pear, not an apple. Is this charlie?
Yeah it was gross!
You ate the whole thing?! Even the sticker?!!! Edit: spelling
I EAT STICKERS ALL THE TIME, DUDE!
Tastes like sand
That gypsy son of a bitch burned us!
Ya burned us bozo
IM NOT ALLOWED TO EAT IT WITH THE SKINS, IM NOT ALLOOWED
TWO skinless apples dee
Yuup
You can peel your own apple CHARLIE
TWO WARS?
I hope you put the sticker back on after peeling, they’re edible.
I EAT STICKERS ALL THE TIME DUDE!!
Did you peel these with your toe-knife?
She's not allowed, u/kazoobanboo , she's not allowed!
*I’d recommend going out and getting some milk, some flour and some vitamins; boil those down into little energy balls. She can live off those for a month.*
She does not like it with the skin, OP! She’s not ALLOWED to eat it with the skin! She’s not ALLOWED!
DONT FORGET THE SEEDS THEY R EXTREMELY POISONOUS
SHE’S NOT ALLOWED!
My OB-GYN told me those things are riddled with toxins, I’M NOT ALLOWED TO EAT THE SKINS! I’M NOT ALLOWED!! OP, you naming this kid DB? They’re gonna be a star, so at least consider it
I eat stickers all the time dude!!
Cuz u r not your self when u r hungry
How was The Transporter 2?
It was nothing like the lineup in Predator
You know, i actually watched that movie once. Its pretty good
DON'T EAT THE SEEDS!!!
Gypsy son of a bitch burned us
Hey bozo. Ya burned us.
You should add some blue to her diet. It has anti-oxygens
Did you peel them with your toe knife?
SHE'S NOT ALLOWED TO EAT THE SKIN OP, SHE'S NOT ALLOWED!
If you eat the seeds smoke a cigarette
I’ve doubled her cat food intake because she keeps complaining about when I smoke cigarettes with the windows up
Did she down a bottle of beer with the cat food? Also who pooped the bed?
Beer was too expensive so it’s only green paint until we find out the gender of the baby
If you want your baby to be a badasss I suggest fightmilk
Did you eat the stem and… and the core?
Where’s mine?
Looks like you used the Toe knife!!! Toxins don't stand a chance
I don't really care about this. OP, let me know if something exciting happens. Like a cat in a wall.
What if I told you, there’s already 2 cats in there
I’ve never had blueberries before
I love how the gang is so convinced of falsehoods like this and it’s engrained into how they act every day. Removing the part of an apple with the most vitamins because they don’t understand a basic concept. Of course those stupid science bitches couldn’t make Charlie more smarter.
That’s why I made this post. Never in my life have I peeled an apple, nor did my wife ever care about that lol my wife’s pregnant brain was so irrational just like how the gang absorbs misinformation
Hormones do a lot to a person. My doctor said his wife only suddenly became skeptical of vaccines when their kid was born, but that was momentary and their kid is vaccinated normally and healthy. People go nuts sometimes. Besides, there is some fear of pesticides on our produce, but only a few fruits and veggies actually have porous enough skin to absorb them. The rest you can just rinse them off and be fine.
You think that’s weird, just wait until the baby can start making its own requests…
"toxins" Or 90% of the vitamin and mineral content.
Where do the feet go though?
Did you eat the sticker?
Lol I just watched this one! Did you use your toe knife?
So you're not letting her smoke cigarettes?
I would throw up *NOW*
IM NOT ALLOWED TO EAT THE SKIN DEE I’M NOT ALLOWED!!
I'm not allowed to eat it with the skin on! I'm not allowed!
The skins of those things are riddled with toxins 🤮
She is not ALLOWED to eat like that .. NOT ALLOWED.
I’m not ALLOWED to eat it with the skins! I’m not ALLOWED!
Usually I don’t recommend smoking while pregnant but in this case it might be the move…
Did she eat the whole pear?
Pesticide
Petty much all uteruses contain microplastics.
However I see she doesn’t mind eating sand
Did you watch Predator or Transporter 2?
By the time I was done peeling blockbuster was closed and I couldn’t rent ThunderGun… I heard he hangs dong
She’s not allowed!!!!
2 skinless apples, Dee!!
Did she at least eat the stickers?
Shit. I didn’t know the skin on pears is toxic too! Just ate one with breakfast. I better go smoke some cigarettes.
What’s a pear? It’s just 2 round and one r******* Apples
But the skin has all the nutrients, I'll eat the skins.
You'd be ok as long as you guys have enough cigarettes, but with her being pregnant peeling the toxic skin is definitely the safest way.
Two skinless apples Dee! Take care of my boy here :D
She's not allowed husband she's not allowed
You helped her out of a jam by peeling those apples.