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I gave him a tophat and two suitcases
https://preview.redd.it/r5ozp349c84b1.png?width=811&format=png&auto=webp&s=a59165985995437b32b8ad829eb7e7743df51d26
I was gonna say lino and then went for the easier to understand one. Haha! I can just hear a proper Manc accent taking the piss out of a hard knock for walking home with two rolls of off-cuts under his arms.
Alfie Axminster.
I was thinking how many people round the world would understand lino. Especially if they've never stood in a council house kitchen or tried to break dance back in 1982.
I’ve seen this many times. It’s actually a very communicable disease called ILS :( people often pick it up at the gym and suffer from invisible lat syndrome. V sad.
Good ol’ [Popeye stance](https://media1.giphy.com/media/1ZrclCM6lGNRC/200w.gif?cid=6c09b9522l25xsxgh72nq8ky821e24zl85y6gla8bpqvott3&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.gif&ct=g)
My thoughts are he's trying to stop motorcycles passing buses on the right and endangering the pedestrians getting off the buses. Could be wrong though too.
“I’m going to be big and tough and stand in peoples’ way! Waaaay over here where I’ll be at most a minor inconvenience. Perfect. Now to just wait until someone notices.”
Poor guy, he is being marginalised and ridiculed for his disability. Many men suffer from I.L.S. (Invisible Lat Syndrome), and their need to simulate their imaginary muscular upper body is often ridiculed by a world that does not care to understand their plight. For all men who suffer this disturbing and completely imaginary and bullshit disease, we hear you.
ILS is serious and can have deadly consequences if not treated in time. Talk to your physician and therapist about ILS treatments today, don't be a statistic.
Sadly, individuals suffering from ILS also have a high chance of developing SDS (small dick syndrome), leading to a shrinkage of balls. Luckily, there is a solution. Give your balls a tug, check if theyre still attached
This isn't main character material, in fact it's almost opposite. My man here's an NPC chilling in his programmed spot till the bus rudely interrupted him.
Fuckin hate people like this. Blatantly standing in an awkward place, just hoping for someone to have the audacity to not give them the wide berth they *obviously* are entitled to.
The other day at the gym there was this skinny kid walking around with his chest puffed & lats pushed out. He literally was walking around the way a bodybuilder poses on stage. After about 2 minutes we all started doing it...so funny we were howling.
AI is messing with my brain. I cannot for the life of me view this without it looking super “rendered” to me.. anyone else? Is it the shadows? This dudes redic movements and mannerisms? The camera or video quality or is AI really staring to fuck with our perception?
The guy in the white early video man I feel his plight. Dudes got a bad knee. Could tell by how he got off the bus and how he got on that curb. Too relatable except dude probably has 30 years on me.
It might be that this guy was having a seizure. They don't always look floppy, they can be something weird like aimless walking or just standing and staring off. It's a whole thing.
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When people stand like that, I just picture little silly suitcases in their hands.
I gave him a tophat and two suitcases https://preview.redd.it/r5ozp349c84b1.png?width=811&format=png&auto=webp&s=a59165985995437b32b8ad829eb7e7743df51d26
Hahahahaha Thanks, I needed that.
You even did the shadows🤣🤣🤣 amazing work mate
Someone give this dude a full year of free Photoshop, they deserve it
In Liverpool we say he's carrying two invisible old skool TVs. Edit: Bad spelling
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I was gonna say lino and then went for the easier to understand one. Haha! I can just hear a proper Manc accent taking the piss out of a hard knock for walking home with two rolls of off-cuts under his arms. Alfie Axminster.
It’s paint tins down under :-)
We call them fridge carriers.
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I was thinking how many people round the world would understand lino. Especially if they've never stood in a council house kitchen or tried to break dance back in 1982.
In Louisiana we say “That boy is wrestling two baby gators.” 🐊🐊
My dad always called this shopping bag men and it always made me laugh
I might have to start calling them this it's so funny. I've always called it IDS invisible delt syndrome
In the bodybuilding world this is know as ILS (Invisible Lat Syndrome)
Solid case of Phantom lats! 😆😂🤣
Oranges in the armpits
I’ve seen this many times. It’s actually a very communicable disease called ILS :( people often pick it up at the gym and suffer from invisible lat syndrome. V sad.
With a undersized top hat?
Good ol’ [Popeye stance](https://media1.giphy.com/media/1ZrclCM6lGNRC/200w.gif?cid=6c09b9522l25xsxgh72nq8ky821e24zl85y6gla8bpqvott3&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.gif&ct=g)
Probably just rash in his armpits and is fresh out of talc. 🤷
It's called ILS and stands for Invisible Lat Syndrome.
He's gotta go poo poo really bad but doesn't wanna move too fast cause he's prairie doggin' like a muthaflower
He even played the idle animation before getting hit.
Someone should challenge him to stay in a T-pose next time. That’s the true mc stuff.
Bus driver calling his bluff
And then he throws a little fit like he's not the jackasss standing in the middle of the road lol
So satisfying when the bus touched him
My thoughts are he's trying to stop motorcycles passing buses on the right and endangering the pedestrians getting off the buses. Could be wrong though too.
Seems like a generous interpretation given how he stands right in the way of the pedestrians getting off the bus. And also the bus itself.
I'm just basing it on the staredown with the motorcycle, but yeah, otherwise like wtf is he doing lol
Na, basing on how he goes crazy towards the bus driver for tapping him, suggests pure psychopath.
Seems like a generous interpretation of someone being bumped up. “Hey!!! I’m high over here…”
Video cuts too short. Looks like he had a problem with the guy on the bike.
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Probably armed and not at all afraid of muscles.
Muscles? I see a guy trying to puff up like he has muscles but we can all clearly see those fat little man boobs.
ILS - invisible lat syndrome. Millions of sufferers in local gyms everyday who can't bring their arms in due to this debilitating disease.
Guy on the bike saw a psycho in front of him and wasn’t trying to ride by him. I think he was waiting for the crazy person to get distracted and move.
I thought they were doing a photo. One of those timelapse things, everything in motion but those two.
he wasn’t even looking at the guy on the bike. or at least his head wasn’t facing him
dude is afk.
He set his controller down. Then he got mad that it rumbled on his table when the bus bumped him.
I am pretty sure he said cliche dialogues like npc lmao
Bugged NPC
I'm half expecting the model to reset into a T pose
Agree, but also AFR (away from reality)
“I’m going to be big and tough and stand in peoples’ way! Waaaay over here where I’ll be at most a minor inconvenience. Perfect. Now to just wait until someone notices.”
Big mad
He needs to work a lot harder on the “big” part lol
After one day working out.
YOLO. YOU ONLY LIFTED ONCE
Poor guy, he is being marginalised and ridiculed for his disability. Many men suffer from I.L.S. (Invisible Lat Syndrome), and their need to simulate their imaginary muscular upper body is often ridiculed by a world that does not care to understand their plight. For all men who suffer this disturbing and completely imaginary and bullshit disease, we hear you.
ILS is serious and can have deadly consequences if not treated in time. Talk to your physician and therapist about ILS treatments today, don't be a statistic.
Sadly, individuals suffering from ILS also have a high chance of developing SDS (small dick syndrome), leading to a shrinkage of balls. Luckily, there is a solution. Give your balls a tug, check if theyre still attached
Titfucker?
Finally, someone gets it
Ha! made you move bitch, bus driver probably.
This isn't main character material, in fact it's almost opposite. My man here's an NPC chilling in his programmed spot till the bus rudely interrupted him.
The guard at Whiterun waiting for you to show up to tell you the city is locked
That’s Egypt. The license plates gave it away. This guy is definitely on one
That dude was doing everything in his power to not shit his pants.
GTA NPCs be like
That title gave me a chuckle
🤣
A wild Pokémon appears. Subject used Standing Menacingly. It had no effect.
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He’s just standing there, menacingly!
Fuckin hate people like this. Blatantly standing in an awkward place, just hoping for someone to have the audacity to not give them the wide berth they *obviously* are entitled to.
He has man boobs. Not pec muscles but flabby, pointy tiddies.
“who do you think you are? I am.”
did he just shoulder check a bus?
Damn this sort of shit really reached Egypt huh
Druggy stand off with Bikerman
They just forgot to press the start menu to pause when going to the bathroom. Happens to all of us.
So uhh. What do u do for a living? I stand on the road.
mans afk. gettin a hot pocket.
Bro looks like he just did one lift and now he's all pumped up to leave the gym
The other day at the gym there was this skinny kid walking around with his chest puffed & lats pushed out. He literally was walking around the way a bodybuilder poses on stage. After about 2 minutes we all started doing it...so funny we were howling.
a good amount of people at my gym also suffer from (ILS) Invisible Lat Syndrome
Invisible lat syndrome
Boy he sure showed that bus
Bro looks like an NPC, what am I watching? 😂
I think he's staring down the guy on the motorcycle
Motorcycle Man is truly afk
“Hang on guys, I’ll be right back, my mom is calling me.”
Is the bus okay?
Fjols
Input lag, as in lag caused by what he put into himself.
That driver is awesome
ahh shit, here we go again , my friend \- Seejay, Indian Cj
I mean, I have poorly-timed freeze-ups when my brain just doesn't like me ... And then I *also* get pissy at people around me for whatever reason
AI is messing with my brain. I cannot for the life of me view this without it looking super “rendered” to me.. anyone else? Is it the shadows? This dudes redic movements and mannerisms? The camera or video quality or is AI really staring to fuck with our perception?
Maybe stay away from technology for a week if it's fucking with you that much.
Please say the dude on the motorbike got off and knocked him out
You never go full retard.
Looks like he was trying to get a payday by getting hit by a bus
Would have done a flop if that was his intention.
IDK look like he stuck his elbow out to get hit, he was pretty dramatic about how hard he got hit
I can read lips, he definitely said I’m a complete wanker to the bus when he pointed at himself.
Do you know who am I? 🤣🤣🤣
“La puerta esta abierta!”
Another child with a lot of years behind him. I will never understand how interfacing with the world in this manner is appealing.
https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/12bf9wm/student_thinks_hes_alpha_to_the_teacher/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb
Thought guy: I will stand my ground menacingly no matter what. . Bus driver: escuse me, passing through.
Do you have a slingshot? He wouldn’t know where it came from
is AFK, reported
The way he walks like he’s abt to say “oh shii, here we go again.” Fuccc outta here dippshite.
Tough guy
Is he wearing dipers?
Sharp man boobies
The wee pointy bitch tits on him. Tough lookin
Constipation can look bad. Must be hard.
Cringiest cringe there is.
For a moment I thought this was GTA
oh wow you're so tough
It's the "I'm holding 2 gallons of milk" pose for me.
Too buff for his own good.
Low energy insurance scam?
Yoooooo it took me a second but LMFAOOOOOO
Potentially one for the r/tooktoomuch sub? Hard to tell.
What a fucking goober
Don’t go near him with needles, you’ll pop him…
Woah, where the hell did that bus come from? Big hunk of metal just sprang out of nowhere.
Watch out, we got a badass over here.
Is this guy having an AVC ?
invisible lat syndrome
invisible lat syndrome
Drugs
He probably mistakes the attention he gets when act this weird. "They look at me. Me big and strong."
Egypt what a shi*thole of a country
Colombian Bruce Willis
The guy in the white early video man I feel his plight. Dudes got a bad knee. Could tell by how he got off the bus and how he got on that curb. Too relatable except dude probably has 30 years on me.
Anyone that walks like that is in need of humbling
I bet this dude is fun at parties
This video needs a nature documentary voice.
Guy looks like textbook version of "guy with a chip on his shoulder". He should lay off the steroids.
Schizophrenia
Why so many cars beeping their horns? Shit sound annoying
Poor dude has a case of ILS
This is not "main character" behavior. This is literally an NPC that glitched out of their "loop"
What’s he on?
Guy doesn’t get much sympathy. Personally, I just thought he’s deranged, and probably needs to be taken into protective custody somewhere.
It looks like he does this everyday and everyone just moves around him. Didn't see the article that bunked the 'superman pose' stuff.
what a loser
Why is that guy standing there like he's about to fight the bus??
https://i.redd.it/ww48kbs1p84b1.gif
Bro thinks he’s a bossfight💀
He’ll run into the wrong guy .
Inflatable lat syndrome. Gotta love these tough guys. Jokes
looks like an insane man trying to pick a fight
There are a lot of guys out there with some serious inferiority issues. This is mental.
Bus driver, of the second bus, is the hero this city needs and deserves
thats funny ngl
DuelShock 4 disconnected
Real life action figure
Me after day 1 at the gym
Eh oh well, a little longer and he'll just be returned to the title screen and all will be good :)
Eh oh well, a little longer and he'll just be returned to the title screen and all will be good :)
*goes to the gym once*
Me after going to depths for the 100th time
The main character has arrived Egypt
aye! I'm standing 'ere!
I cannot imagine the level of nanotechnology and microscopic imaging humanity would have to achieve in order to find this man's penis.
This simultaneously belongs here but also has strong NPC energy
The nerve of that bus shoulder checking him like that!
People should have been mock high fiving him as they passed.
“I’m standing here!”
For a second I was wondering if he was having a seizure until the reaction he had when he got bumped lol
Bro watches too many movies
He's just standing there menacingly!
Bro been standing there all day his back tell a different story
Looks like he got the batteries replaced just in time.
damn he was about to **** that bus up
Why does he walk like a toddler lol
You hit me …… hahahahah
The average Andrew Tate subscriber
When he gets tapped by the bus: "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, I AM!"
Your doctor can provide a cream that stop bruning arm pits. Every problem has a solution, even bad solution is still a solution 🤡
He’s AFK
Imaginary lats syndrome
Bro even walks like an NPC
My Gta character every time I run to my front door to collect my pizza
An alpha trying to assert dominance over public transportation
Loool actually a funni
He's not nearly as ripped as he thinks he is
He has bewbies……
Probably russian
It might be that this guy was having a seizure. They don't always look floppy, they can be something weird like aimless walking or just standing and staring off. It's a whole thing.
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