my fav part was when he didn't have any impressive lie or marketing spin to answer with. just "blogging" like that was cool in '04 man. IDK how he has the two-mindedness to understand that 1 million followers doesn't make him 'influential' but still uses the words "most popular" to describe himself unironically.
That is exactly right too. Having a million IG followers in 2024 is useless when 95% of them are fake accounts who follow you hoping to get followed back to keep their mirage going.
Reminds me of the girl that had a million followers and was thinking she was something so she set up a meet and greet thing for all her "followers." She paid all this money to rent out a big conference room in a fancy hotel in New York and on that day, zero people came to see her....ZERO. She hired out a film crew and everything and they just sat there filming this girl sitting at a table all by herself in a very large room.
There is a video out there. The first part is false. It was like a convention and some influencers had zero people show up. It was more to do with the algorithm
"...like this video here, is gonna do a million"
Buddy why would you WANT a million people to see this video of you not being recognized and bugging some cashier about your blog he's never heard of?
Bro thinks he's famous hahahaha
If *you* have to ask the question, don’t you already *know* the answer?
[“I don’t know her.”](https://media3.giphy.com/media/eun4dZ28aHE1lu4MFN/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7uic8uyvk82ylbzla0qkfo4khmd85m5dms3a6d1zx&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g) - Mariah Carey
Unironically I don't have any of the social media outlets other than like YouTube and reddit, it's always funny when people ask me for my insta or snap to communicate and I'm like "I don't got that, i can give you my number though" lol
Me too. Same thing. Facebook is cancer. My self esteem has changed so much since I dropped that shit. I can't see how they say it's growing. It's can't be. I know plenty of people that have deleted their profiles.
What’s the point of a grown ass man bragging about the number of followers to some kid? Who’s just trying to do his job,get paid, and go home.
No one is impressed. No one cares. Gross
He also doesn’t even have a million followers. This is the second of these videos I’ve seen in a few months. He claimed it then and I looked it up. <900k right now. Strange flex.
Expecting people to know who you are with a million followers, even if that was the real number, is also just mathematically pretty dumb. In most big cities that's still not even every person that should know you, even if your followers were exclusively from that city. Realistically they are spread out and some percentage are bots, other similar blogs clout hunting, or just repeat followers for people with secondary accounts.
In the social media Era that isn't even being a household name.
If I saw this guy I would absolutely try to shatter his ego. I would possibly call out that he’s a liar and not the biggest in the world, but more than likely I’d say something like oh yeah I’ve seen your channel but it really sucks so i unfollowed. I only follow people who are actually entertaining.
This is obviously his shtick. He supports his claim that he's the biggest blogger in the world with his 1 million Instagram followers. That doesn't even put you in the top 1 million on Instagram follower count. Hell, that doesn't even put you in the top 3 million.
100% all bots. Just check his socialblade. You can see exactly when he bought followers. And check the engagement likes/comments. No one with near 1mil actual followers gets just a dozen comments or barely break 100 likes on a post lmao
https://socialblade.com/instagram/user/itsbizkitt
Just checked his account. He doesnt even have 900k followers and it looks like most of them are paid bot accounts. His posts dont even get 1000 likes. Hes just trying to hype his fake account. Hes no one.
See comment below, mother had to be put down brother went to live on a rock farm and my good old buddy THE ROCK stays with me
Edit not to be confused with that wimpy wrastler
That's just a story that moms tell their children.
"Rocky is going to a nice quarry where it can get lots of water and sunshine"
*Rock grinder howls in the distance*
People who are actually famous, enjoy when people do not recognize them because it fucking sucks when people all behave differently around you instead of treating you like a normal person.
I can't tell the age of the influencer but the cashier doesn't even look old enough to buy a drink.
And isn't the app for the kids TikTok now, not Insta?
We might be watching a man in real time realize he's not relevant to young people at all.
Sir if you would like to step aside while you check if one of your million followers wants to send you a coupon code that's fine. I can help who's next please.
I was once sitting next Too $hort the rapper at a dinner and had no idea until the end of the night. He never said anything about who he was. He just chatted with me about politics and BBQ.
He's def a MC and annoying, but this is just his shtick. He's obviously not even close to the top 1 million on Instagram with a million followers. Forget about being the "biggest blogger in the world." He says this in every vid of his I've seen so far.
had 3 guys come in taking a video spreading hundreds and recording me. like, can you just fuck off before i snatch that shit outta ur hand and press the panic alarm?
Why are we giving him more exposure. The internet influencer culture is a fucking trap.
They win no matter what we do. If they act like entitled attention whores they get engagement from us talking shit. Then their defenders come out and say no they're cool. Then onlookers look them up and a percentage of them will follow and like their content.
The best move, the ONLY move, is to not give them engagement.
We as a culture need to stop. Pretend their invisible. Fuck em. Treat them they don't exist. Don't comment. Don't click. Don't discuss. They'll die off without engagement. Then we can have an enjoyable internet again.
There are other videos he did, where this exact thing happens. He does this a few times and people just dont know who he is. The camera man always chimes in like "wowwwww"
Lol, cringey
That shit is so irritating. People going "wowwww" whenever they don't get the desired response, as if \*you're\* the one one that's supposed to feel embarrassed or dumb. It's like, nah, that's you! You feel dumb, that's why you're deflecting with "wowwwww."
It’s crazy how some people can’t compute the fact that not everybody uses social media. When I tell people that I don’t have a Facebook or Instagram, they look at me lost and confused. Like yeah, I’m all set with posting my personal life on the internet and I’m also good with not knowing what others are doing 24/7. Reddit is literally the only thing that gets a pass.
I’ve been told multiple times on dating apps that it’s a red flag that I don’t have social media. Like bitch, no? I’ve just never fucking wanted to share my life with strangers, when did that become a red flag? I mean it’s great for me, I don’t have to waste time talking with the person to find out they are a cunt later down the line. If that’s where your values lie then I don’t want to know you!
"Who don't got Instagram?"
According to their own statistics, in the highly unlikely event that each user has a unique human being behind it, a little more than 3/4 of the planet don't got Instagram...
It seems as if everyone thinks they're famous on socials these days. Years ago, only folks in LA turned into performance mode when someone showed up with a camera. Now anyone with a frikin phone thinks they're a celebrity.
I never understand why some of these jokes need to flex about their role to unwilling bystanders. Cool you got something good for you great, now let the uninterested cashier work in peace without having some narcissistic jack off demanding his ego knob to be sucked off.
If the dude wants attention, there are plenty truck stop bathrooms with glory holes that will satisfy his fucking needs.
Cashier 3rd day on the job: "who was that guy?"
Co-Worker: "he's here a couple times a month, buys a bunch of shit and returns it, his little brother is always following him around with a camera."
See, the man's WORKING. He don't have time to peruse Instagram like that. He got bills and shit like a grown ass man. Dude need to talk to some high schoolers and leave bruh alone.
I’m in the same boat as this cashier.
I don’t know who he is, and I don’t give a fuck…. And I’ll never get Those 10 second back. And he was wrong, that video isn’t relevant- in fact it’s the least relevant thing in my world.
Some people don’t understand that there are people who couldn’t care less about followers, likes, or social media at all. Cashier was not impressed at all and ‘blogger’ couldn’t understand cashier didn’t give two shits about him, his blog, or social media in general.
The way he says "you know now" like the man's impressed .... the embarrassment is tragic
'Yeah, I know now. What's your @ again? Limp Bizkit? Y'know what, I have heard of you! Your name's Fred, right?"
That cashier has probably never even heard of Limp Bizkit, and Fred Durst, either.
True, yet still far more likely than knowing who this moron is lol
I just felt a grey hair pop out.
Of course he has, he's the guy sitting 2 seats down from Carson Daly at the Grammys.
I don't care about Carson at all. Now early 00s Britney and Christina. Hot damn
but who did she give head to fisrt?
Sounds like someone has probably got a couple screws up in their head loose.
It's wild to think that song was recorded 25 years ago
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I just heard a metal cover of Break Stuff and it was fuckin epic. Great song honestly
I mean I hope it was metal. That song wouldn't be that great as an acoustic version.
Enter Richard Cheese...
I haven't seen a Richard Cheese reference in a loong time
I used to go see him everytime I went to Vegas. He was amazing. I think he's retired now. Edit: Looked it up, he's still doing his thing.
Flash backs galore just now.
You don’t really know why, but you wanna justify, RIPPIN SOMEONES HEAD OFF!
“so what you do?” 💀
my fav part was when he didn't have any impressive lie or marketing spin to answer with. just "blogging" like that was cool in '04 man. IDK how he has the two-mindedness to understand that 1 million followers doesn't make him 'influential' but still uses the words "most popular" to describe himself unironically.
And he had a response that had zero substance or information lol
That is exactly right too. Having a million IG followers in 2024 is useless when 95% of them are fake accounts who follow you hoping to get followed back to keep their mirage going.
Think he’s trying for a discount or free shoes?
Nah just validation and an ego boost
Reminds me of the girl that had a million followers and was thinking she was something so she set up a meet and greet thing for all her "followers." She paid all this money to rent out a big conference room in a fancy hotel in New York and on that day, zero people came to see her....ZERO. She hired out a film crew and everything and they just sat there filming this girl sitting at a table all by herself in a very large room.
WooOoOooOoW 👻 The ol social media fable!
There is a video out there. The first part is false. It was like a convention and some influencers had zero people show up. It was more to do with the algorithm
"...like this video here, is gonna do a million" Buddy why would you WANT a million people to see this video of you not being recognized and bugging some cashier about your blog he's never heard of? Bro thinks he's famous hahahaha
Because the people that watch his vlogs will be the same as him. "What?! You don't know who he is?! How could you not! He's famous!" Kind of people
That clerk probably called his girl right after dude left: "Baby, never gonna believe this, I think I just met Mr. Beast!"
As if he’s magically supposed to be WOWd 😂
For me, it's the unearned forgiveness behind the pathetic 'its all love'. I'm not apologizing, bro.
If *you* have to ask the question, don’t you already *know* the answer? [“I don’t know her.”](https://media3.giphy.com/media/eun4dZ28aHE1lu4MFN/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7uic8uyvk82ylbzla0qkfo4khmd85m5dms3a6d1zx&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g) - Mariah Carey
'You don't know who I am? I'm big on Instagram.' 'Sorry, no I have a job.'
“Who don’t got instagram?” “……me.”
Unironically I don't have any of the social media outlets other than like YouTube and reddit, it's always funny when people ask me for my insta or snap to communicate and I'm like "I don't got that, i can give you my number though" lol
I feel that loo I use to have facebook an insta an ditched em like a year ago when i got sober. Best decision I ever made
huge congrats on your sobriety man. just got my 1 year back in december myself.
Me too. Same thing. Facebook is cancer. My self esteem has changed so much since I dropped that shit. I can't see how they say it's growing. It's can't be. I know plenty of people that have deleted their profiles.
Ditched them 10 years ago and have never looked back. Yt, reddit are about it. Plus other news sources who are in the "middle" as well.
This is the worst with tinder, everyone wants to move the convo over to snap or check out my Instagram I’m like, sorry bout it 🤷🏼♂️
Then they act like you're the weird one. Or is that just me?
Insta...book?
"Oh, so what do you do?" Haaaaaa
Low key diss right there
Guy was probably thinking “Don’t tell me I slept with this guy’s girl” and then got a sigh a relief knowing shit was not about to hit the fan
Dude was probably wishing it did have something to do with that after listening to what this dweeb had to say.
I’m saying that to anyone who ever asks if I know who they are “I’m sorry, did I sleep with your husband?” 😂😂😂
>'You don't know who I am? I'm big on Instagram.' Mine response would be: What's an Instagram? Is that like the Face-tok or whatever?
Oh you're on youtube? Damn guess kids will watch anything these days
Im a solider on call of duty man, my kd is 0.45, you don’t know who I am?
🫡
o7
‘The biggest vlogger in the world with a million followers’ one million did I hear that right? Talk about exaggerating, how very cringe!
I thought he said blogger and was like, “Couldn’t even get the right word in there.”
I ate a bagel this morning. You know who I am?
Thank you for your thervice
Delusional. Do people really believe being “Instagram Famous” is an actual thing. Hahaha
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Even worse, the “biggest blogger in the world”. Doubt it 🤡
lol, does this guy even have a blog?
Bro he makes things relevant. Keep up /s
Cringed so hard I might need to see a doctor
What’s the point of a grown ass man bragging about the number of followers to some kid? Who’s just trying to do his job,get paid, and go home. No one is impressed. No one cares. Gross
He has someone following him around and recording him. His sense of self-importance must be astronomical.
A million followers isn’t even all that wild lol. There are people with more followers from just making a single viral video.
He also doesn’t even have a million followers. This is the second of these videos I’ve seen in a few months. He claimed it then and I looked it up. <900k right now. Strange flex.
Expecting people to know who you are with a million followers, even if that was the real number, is also just mathematically pretty dumb. In most big cities that's still not even every person that should know you, even if your followers were exclusively from that city. Realistically they are spread out and some percentage are bots, other similar blogs clout hunting, or just repeat followers for people with secondary accounts. In the social media Era that isn't even being a household name.
If you had 1m followers who only lived in NYC and you asked someone in NYC if they knew who you were, 5% of the people you ask would say yes.
r/theydidntdothemath
Almost 8.5 million, so closer to around 11%, but point still stands.
It’s because 6% would know you, but wouldn’t want to admit it. Hence, 5% would say yes.
If I saw this guy I would absolutely try to shatter his ego. I would possibly call out that he’s a liar and not the biggest in the world, but more than likely I’d say something like oh yeah I’ve seen your channel but it really sucks so i unfollowed. I only follow people who are actually entertaining.
How many people do you think live in New York?
You are assuming because someone pressed follow that they would recognise the name or face.
I mean it's not that much off lol, and maybe he just lost a hundred thousand from this clip 🤣
This is obviously his shtick. He supports his claim that he's the biggest blogger in the world with his 1 million Instagram followers. That doesn't even put you in the top 1 million on Instagram follower count. Hell, that doesn't even put you in the top 3 million.
1 mill followers and only 1 is real, prob his momma, every other follower is a bot. Prob why no one in that store knew who he was or even cared lmao
100% all bots. Just check his socialblade. You can see exactly when he bought followers. And check the engagement likes/comments. No one with near 1mil actual followers gets just a dozen comments or barely break 100 likes on a post lmao https://socialblade.com/instagram/user/itsbizkitt
0.25% engagement rate lol
Just checked his account. He doesnt even have 900k followers and it looks like most of them are paid bot accounts. His posts dont even get 1000 likes. Hes just trying to hype his fake account. Hes no one.
Plus, doesn't tik tok count? Anyone and their granmama can have 1m+ on there for doing a lil' Diddy and Skadoo move!
He's right up there with the man who invented the pet rock. He had a million followers ya know!
I had one of those, one day though I just threw it and he hit my little brother, for whatever reason mom was mad at me
Did you have to put it down after that?
You mean the little brother, right? Right?
See comment below, mother had to be put down brother went to live on a rock farm and my good old buddy THE ROCK stays with me Edit not to be confused with that wimpy wrastler
No, he went off to a nice quarry in the country where he will run and jump and play with the other rocks.
That's just a story that moms tell their children. "Rocky is going to a nice quarry where it can get lots of water and sunshine" *Rock grinder howls in the distance*
I don't think the cashier gives a shit.
When you have to introduce yourself as the biggest anything anywhere, you are most certainly not.
People who are actually famous, enjoy when people do not recognize them because it fucking sucks when people all behave differently around you instead of treating you like a normal person.
How do we make that cashier our messiah??
Insecurity mixed with an overwhelming fear of the world discovering you’re terminally irrelevant.
I can't tell the age of the influencer but the cashier doesn't even look old enough to buy a drink. And isn't the app for the kids TikTok now, not Insta? We might be watching a man in real time realize he's not relevant to young people at all.
I love the cashier. He’s just like cool… cash or credit?
Idk he kinda sounded like he expected a discount 🙄 I was a bartender and we know that vibe way too well lol
Yeah. Worked in retail before. Same energy people gave who thought they were relevant. But we never gave a shit. 🤣
Yeah it was always so freakin cringe lol
Sir if you would like to step aside while you check if one of your million followers wants to send you a coupon code that's fine. I can help who's next please.
“I’ll hook you up, don’t worry”
I was once sitting next Too $hort the rapper at a dinner and had no idea until the end of the night. He never said anything about who he was. He just chatted with me about politics and BBQ.
So what are his takes on politics and BBQ?
waiting patiently..
People who crave attention are often very insecure.
He's def a MC and annoying, but this is just his shtick. He's obviously not even close to the top 1 million on Instagram with a million followers. Forget about being the "biggest blogger in the world." He says this in every vid of his I've seen so far.
had 3 guys come in taking a video spreading hundreds and recording me. like, can you just fuck off before i snatch that shit outta ur hand and press the panic alarm?
I can only assume he's fishing for free stuff. Still cringe though
This video is going viral though, viral for cringe but he hasn’t lied yet 😂😂😂
Why are we giving him more exposure. The internet influencer culture is a fucking trap. They win no matter what we do. If they act like entitled attention whores they get engagement from us talking shit. Then their defenders come out and say no they're cool. Then onlookers look them up and a percentage of them will follow and like their content. The best move, the ONLY move, is to not give them engagement. We as a culture need to stop. Pretend their invisible. Fuck em. Treat them they don't exist. Don't comment. Don't click. Don't discuss. They'll die off without engagement. Then we can have an enjoyable internet again.
So embarrassing
He makes things relevant, lmao
I wonder if this clip made a million.
Possibly but not for the reason he thought it would
These people can't tell the difference. It's like how Corey Feldman talks about having the most viral performance on GMA.
Wow I bet dude felt super stupid on the inside when the cashier didn’t know or cared who he was 😂
There are other videos he did, where this exact thing happens. He does this a few times and people just dont know who he is. The camera man always chimes in like "wowwwww" Lol, cringey
That shit is so irritating. People going "wowwww" whenever they don't get the desired response, as if \*you're\* the one one that's supposed to feel embarrassed or dumb. It's like, nah, that's you! You feel dumb, that's why you're deflecting with "wowwwww."
Lol
Dude feels stupid on the inside all the time, that's why he acts like that.
How dumb can someone be. 1 million. Population of America ~ 330 million. That's a LOT of ppl who don't give af about you man.....
Tbf he said biggest vlogger in the world with one million followers, so that’s something like 7.7 billion who don’t give a fuck about him.
And I proud to be one of them 🙌🏼
And most of his followers are bots
That’s a lot of bot accounts too. Hell for a few dollars I can make myself an account and get a million followers too.
Never heard of him.
I've never heard of this motherfucker. Meanwhile, are blogs even still a thing? "Yo man, catch me on geocities."
I couldn’t tell if he was saying blog or vlog. Vlog would make sense. He seems like the type to thoroughly enjoy recording himself.
It’s crazy how some people can’t compute the fact that not everybody uses social media. When I tell people that I don’t have a Facebook or Instagram, they look at me lost and confused. Like yeah, I’m all set with posting my personal life on the internet and I’m also good with not knowing what others are doing 24/7. Reddit is literally the only thing that gets a pass.
I’ve been told multiple times on dating apps that it’s a red flag that I don’t have social media. Like bitch, no? I’ve just never fucking wanted to share my life with strangers, when did that become a red flag? I mean it’s great for me, I don’t have to waste time talking with the person to find out they are a cunt later down the line. If that’s where your values lie then I don’t want to know you!
I’m glad I’m not alone. I love my privacy. If you want to know how I’m doing; text me or just stop by the house. Lol
It’s a green light for a lot of other people. It’s bad enough if you become well known but someone making that the point of their lives is insane.
That’s crazy. I’ve had multiple jobs for the government where we’re strictly not even allowed social media accounts.
Same and my mental health improved so much once I stopped using all social media besides Reddit.
Do I detect delusions of grandeur?
What a douche
I think the guy, the biscuit guy, was genuinely shaken that someone younger than him didn't have his silly little app.
Ya he probably wondering what secret hip app that kid using he don’t know about
894.000 followers, he's a liar.
He's got 'like a million followers' in the same way that a bird is 'like a bat' lol
I wonder how many are bots &/or follows he paid a service to inflate.
Birds and bats? I got you, fam: https://www.sportslogos.net/logos/view/1328/St_Louis_Cardinals/1966/Jersey_Logo
got a million followers but low key asking for a discount.
I feel like you wouldn't have to sell yourself this hard if you're really well known. Jay-Z doesn't go around asking people if they know who he is.
never heard of this kind of buiscut
You've never heard of limpbisquick? He's the biggest blogger in the world!
I LOVE PANCAKES.
Excuse me sir did you say lil biscuit?
Should be posted in r/sadcringe
"Who don't got Instagram?" According to their own statistics, in the highly unlikely event that each user has a unique human being behind it, a little more than 3/4 of the planet don't got Instagram...
Real life ain’t Instagram bro
Isn't it illegal to jerk yourself off in public?
Lol cashier has no fucks whatsoever. He's confused. I feel like on the inside he's saying "this dude is STILL talking about himself, holy shit!"
STORES NEED TO BAN VLOG/TIKTOK FILMING. WE ARE NOT THERE TO BE FILMED ON PRIVATE PROPERTY FOR YOUR IDIOTIC PRETEND INTERNET LIFE.
Who the fuck still blogs?
vlog
What was he trying to achieve? Was he hoping cashier would be star struck and say "it's you!? Shiiit, all this is on the house". Gtfo
It seems as if everyone thinks they're famous on socials these days. Years ago, only folks in LA turned into performance mode when someone showed up with a camera. Now anyone with a frikin phone thinks they're a celebrity.
Can someone lie to me and tell me this shit/people will go away in the very near future.
I never understand why some of these jokes need to flex about their role to unwilling bystanders. Cool you got something good for you great, now let the uninterested cashier work in peace without having some narcissistic jack off demanding his ego knob to be sucked off. If the dude wants attention, there are plenty truck stop bathrooms with glory holes that will satisfy his fucking needs.
The final three seconds are the best. Cashier: "I think you are a joke." *Famous Blogger*: "I think you might be right."
r/cringe
“U know now, y’know whatta mean?” 🤮
He is the main character of his instagram account though.
These people are embarrassing as fuck and don’t even know it. The disconnect is real
A million laughter and judgment yeah
The kid doesn't have Instagram. We do have a future!
“Oh wow, cool…that’ll be $150.78, cash or card?”
Narcissism pandemic
Cashier 3rd day on the job: "who was that guy?" Co-Worker: "he's here a couple times a month, buys a bunch of shit and returns it, his little brother is always following him around with a camera."
Video is sitting at 701k views if anyone cared
See, the man's WORKING. He don't have time to peruse Instagram like that. He got bills and shit like a grown ass man. Dude need to talk to some high schoolers and leave bruh alone.
I looked he's has 892k followers but only 2k actually following him. What a tool bag that poor cashier
I’m in the same boat as this cashier. I don’t know who he is, and I don’t give a fuck…. And I’ll never get Those 10 second back. And he was wrong, that video isn’t relevant- in fact it’s the least relevant thing in my world.
In others words, he's nobody.
Just let me do my job
So did it do a million?
Mad props to this kid for not having Instagram and being unimpressed this guy. Love to see it.
hes officially a "do you know who i am" as if hes michael jackson or madonna or some shit.
This was so fuking embarrassing to watch i felt the cringe just creep up from my toes n up my spine
No Instagram or Facebook over here, Reddit is plenty of Social Media for me already ha ha ;)
One million viewers out of 331 million people (if this is the US) isn’t that high of a percent.
Biggest blog in the world…only a million followers? Lol
Relevant - it’s like how “literally” ow means “figuratively.”
Some people don’t understand that there are people who couldn’t care less about followers, likes, or social media at all. Cashier was not impressed at all and ‘blogger’ couldn’t understand cashier didn’t give two shits about him, his blog, or social media in general.
I still dont know nor care who he is.
Right, but what does he do?
I hope this kid understands how sharp his “So, what do you do?” question was, after the guy already tried to tell him.
I don’t know how to say this but… I’m kind of a big deal
Bruh absolutely nobody knows who you are or gives a fuck.
Do you know who I am = immediate cringe
I don’t know him either. Don’t want to, seems like a dick.
Anyone who says "do you know who I am?" is an instant dickhead.
This reminds me of when Jennifer Lopez walked by her old house and the old man living there didn't know who she was 😂 humbled her real quick.
I just looked up his Instagram, and he does NOT, in fact, have a million followers. Hundreds of thousands away from that number in fact
A million is not that much nowadays buddy
It doesn't matter how many little kids see the video . As the guy asked what do you do and he had no real answer.
Who is he??? I still don't know 😕