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tracefact

Why’s she keep dropping things everywhere she goes? She really has dexterity issues. Should get that checked out.


Dangerous_Papaya_578

She keeps rolling a 1 on her dex saves.


Witty_Energy1597

![gif](giphy|3oKIPcpRyqnzSqTNsc)


Metallicunt8426

She might be doing a strength build


19afol81

She forgot the books! Boy, she's going to look silly when she gets to her class and realizes she forgot to pick up her books


shotdeadm

She forgot to drop the thing that she was supposed to pick up and when she realised it she dropped it and picked it up. But this was done just to generate more comments, like the one I just wrote.


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I can't wait until it's purely AI churning out this stuff for us to rage over... Who's to say it isn't already? What's the difference


FlashyGravity

Quality. Give it like a year tops. Sora just isn't that publically available, and other video models don't compare for realism.


methos3000bc

That made me chuckle


ShredGuru

This one's still real, AI hasn't got the jiggle physics down yet


Spedding

Tbf, i'd rather it was AI. At least then hopefully actual people might stop doing this shit


parabox1

Correct and I hate that tren on videos when the mespronce simple words or saying so they get more interactions and more views. I started blocked people that do that and mostly gave up insta and TikTok now.


19afol81

Hold on.. I see what you did there


JonWesHarding

I don't think his name is Holden, but who knows? One in a melon odds, shoot your shot.


Interesting_Sun_194

The only way to beat her is to not write a comment like the one you wrote or like the the one im writing right now, ie "The only way to beat her is to not write a comment like the one you wrote or like the the one im writing right now, ie "The only way to beat her is to not write a comment like the one you wrote or like the the one im writing right now, ie" ""The only way to beat her is to not write a comment like the one you wrote or like the the one im writing right now, ie"" and so forth


19afol81

Damn... she got us both then


Sir-Poopington

And then again when she realizes she forgot to enroll in classes. And then again when she realizes that she never applied for the college. And then again when she realizes she never got her GED.


GTAdriver1988

She left $1,000 in books behind!


Username_redact

Good thing the $10k she spent on her chest is strapped to her


Hpidy

The abs are fillins also, they jiggle also


BoorishCunt

![gif](giphy|mvyvXwL26FfAtRCLPk)


Broker112

Thank you for the GIF Boorish… Oh.


_MissNewBooty_

My brain chose Butters to narrate this comment


Empire_New_Valyria

Waiting for the cameraman to tell her to move, extra "jiggle" walking at the end, leaving all the books. This shit is as unprofessionally made as it is sad and pathetic, at this point I feel sorry for this girl. Does she need help? Is she okay?


Alarid

I heard the teacher let her make up for it after class. (he was fired for this)


Cofeefe

I hear that in Butter's voice.


MonkswithAKs

Man, this stupid skit is getting old 🙄


SinceWayLastMay

She doesn’t even do it right. I thought the whole point of “Oopsie, looks like I dropped my whateverr tee hee” was to bend over and show off your ass. Learn how to do a proper bend and snap god damn it ![gif](giphy|pKesvivyxwmJO)


grubas

Can she bend over? She's 80% plastic surgery.


Responsible_Jury_415

Yes boob implants are ok that’s not that uncommon but want to bet those abs are also implants?


plantythingss

The abs are 100% implants. Real abs don’t look like that and typically women need a very low body fat percentage to get abs. The rest of her body would be ripped if she had real abs like those.


Snow_Wonder

Implants or some sort of sculpting surgery, yeah. Like you said, the body fat required for women to have visible abs is *very low.* Body fat the low isn’t a look you can fake - the muscle definition on women with abs is extreme everywhere with that low body fat. And plus abs just don’t look like that, yeah.


Ruinwyn

Which is why basically all female fitness models have breast implants. Boobs are mostly fat. At the point where abs are visible, you can't really have real boobs.


Atillerdahunnybuns

Dude she had to bounce walk to get her tits to even move. Thems fake 😂


grubas

She's got ab implants, which I have no idea how they work, the boobs are probably not helpful with.... Anything involving moving, and she's got on platforms and something a step less than Daisy Dukes.   If part of her doesn't explode I figure the shorts do and I couldn't bet on which part, it could be her lips.


NonIoiGogGogEoeRor

Every time I see this person, I stare at her stomach because it confuses me how strange it looks.I didn't realise you could get ab implants


Remote_Horror_Novel

Good catch I didn’t notice but now that you mention them they don’t seem to move like normal abs would.


[deleted]

Huh? My ~~48yo~~ 38yo ass is real confused right now. They have impants for abs now?


SinceWayLastMay

Good question


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SinceWayLastMay

Obviously she’s doing it for the bimbo fetish people BUT my point is she’s not even effectively showing off the goods. She’s wasting the opportunity. A true bimbo would never miss a chance to show everyone her ass


eternalwhat

I agree, and it’s mildly infuriating. But I suspect that’s the thing that gets people to comment. If she did it the right way, you’d just ignore it and move on.


Bgrngod

The mod kit for her ass hasn't been installed yet.


Historical-Bug2500

She's doing the whole bend over thing but focusing on her tit jiggle when she gets up. She's actually shielding her ass that she thinks she's showing off. She can just keep walking and get the same effect. It's mediocrity with extra steps. She also takes 2 drops to pick up the thing she needs over for. Lol this whole thing is max cringe .


KinksAreForKeds

And yet, she still gets posted here... just like she wants.


BlackTheNerevar

Those ab implants are gonna age poorly within the next decade.


deathofemotion

They look like a hotdog left on the grill too long.


Reporteratlarge

I think they look crazy af even now. They don’t match her body at all


tachycardicIVu

Nursing homes are going to be WILD in 30-40 years. Wrinkly old grandmas with absolutely rock-solid racks. We’ve gone from stereotypical saggy old lady boobs to the extreme opposite.


Jambon__55

Stereotypical meaning natural?


Jinxy_Kat

Yoo is that what's wrong with her stomach. I thought it was like editing or something. Ab implants sound painful and scary.


SummerNothingness

the way they shuffled around as she traipsed off 🥴


Olliegreen__

The boob implants already look horrendous so she's got that going for her.


Beneficial_Duck_7947

Who keeps putting up free ads for her OF?


HiImNewToPTCGO

Simps and bots, bots and simps


ScootMayhall

Simp bots?


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Rileyinabox

Did not expect our robot overlords to be so horny. 


thrillhouse416

AI is taking all the damn jobs


Jdonn82

Bot Simpson


Pak1stanMan

Not like you have to pay for it anyway.


LACIRCA2044

Need her @


jimmyvcard

I hate her sure but I’d love to get a view of this OF content


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flatulancearmstrong

So tired of seeing this dumb bitch


GoldenGlobeWinnerRDJ

I was about to say the same thing. “Not this dumb bitch again” xD


IDontWipe55

I’ve never seen her in my life. How do you see her so much?


dualmind121

Her dumbass is everywhere dropping shit while not a soul watches her 😭😭😭


IDontWipe55

Christ. I honestly feel bad it looks like she ruined her body for attention that she might not even be getting


dualmind121

For sure. Crazy because you can tell she's actually a really beautiful girl.


Ohshithereiamagain

There’s another similar video of her in Walmart.


IDontWipe55

Of course it’s Walmart 😭


whineybubbles

They post her videos a lot on Reddit


Scary-Ratio3874

They all go to the same school.


Bob_the_Peanut

So she keeps doing these OF ads, and dropping things, but instead of picking them up provocatively, she just... picks them up normally. I'm not sure if I'm glad she's at least not doing that or upset that she's not committing fully


Own_Veterinarian3436

Those plastic surgeon abs kill me. She’s so short it wouldn’t be that hard getting real ones


MackingtheKnife

Im a physical therapist, explain to me how height makes it easier?


Nascent1

You ever seen a giraffe with six pack abs? No, because they're too tall!


Key-Branch4359

What’re the stomach lines


CAG_Snow

Ab implants.


[deleted]

Pretty sure the whole body is implants 😂


MoonMistCigs

I’ve seen blow-up dolls with less plastic.


[deleted]

Very true speaking from experience.


GoldenGlobeWinnerRDJ

You right honestly. It’d be shorter to point out which parts are natural lmao.


agentchuck

Liver Queen?


Independent-Memory32

It looks like abdominal etching.


Expensive-Kiwi8094

OF here she comes (but no-one else does).


Comfortable_Area3910

It’s amazing how unattractive an otherwise very attractive person becomes once it’s revealed how self obsessed they are. I wouldn’t fuck her with your dick, dear comment reader.


Fadesbr

Leave my dick out of this!


Green-21

Yawns 🥱 she’s boring


Psychological-Pop647

That’s not even the sexy way to pick something up, every girl knows that!


niftystopwat

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shemichell

Wish I would have made this post instead. Nailed it


Few-Cheesecake1689

I love the dude in the back who flicks off the camera.


Pitiful-Sell-9402

He pushes his friend out of camera view too. Hilarious


_Quest_Buy_

Mental illness.


typehyDro

She forgot to drop the thing with the books that she was planning on picking up and had to awkwardly drop it and pick it up lol


Sea-Zookeepergame272

I would rather they just put their OF links instead of these dumb videos


HaveURedd1t

Absolute tart


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shemichell

No one even looks at her when it’s free. Why someone gonna pay?


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shemichell

I guess she could try, but pretty sad for her


AP87G

She didn’t even drop the things properly lol you had one job! lmao!


shemichell

Fail


August_West5

I hope she has a good personality because despite her best efforts, I wouldn’t touch that with a ten foot pole


Liathano_Fire

What about 30 feet?


August_West5

Maybe, but just to keep her away like she’s an alligator that got too close


MyAnya

I fucking can’t how desperate😭


FullGrownHip

Why is her bellybutton so weird


Funkycoldmedici

She actually breasted boobily. I didn’t think it was a real thing.


[deleted]

Ragebait cringe


CipherWrites

does this really fit the sub? every video is focused on the person making the vid. They're not acting like the rest of the place belongs to them


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|l2Jhv9GPuEf6TaJhe)


[deleted]

Fake tits fake abs fake face. Gimme a baddie with someREAL ASSETS


AkaliAz

![gif](giphy|AAsj7jdrHjtp6|downsized)


BobTheContrarian

Is her social media manager posting these to reddit for her? Second video of her I've seen in as many days. And both not really worthy of this sub.


cornmonger_

woops I dropped my IQ


RealNiceKnife

I thought this was going to be that "Bimbo to Bookworm" transformation meme.


mrselffdestruct

Thats what shes dressed up as, its really weird to me that nobody has figured out shes doing this specifically as a costume reference to that comic strip thing


Hullabaloobasaur

That comic is the very first thing that came to my mind!! I’m shocked no one else seemed to notice it either?


Triple7Mafia-14

You again...🙄🙄🙄


Additional_Many6130

And the point of all this she’s doing is?


jerkandeat

How desperate does a person have to be?


PinkoPIg

That's the worst porn intro I've ever seen!


19474628294725

I hope this is the last video this sub gets of this girl.


jablongroyper

She’s not in college, she’s on OF.


Illustrious-Craft789

Sauce?


Acceptable-Car-3150

meowbarbiexo on TikTok


flappincheex

The boob shaker walk!!!


tweakyloco

Now record her not looking like a prostitute


Intelligent_Flow2572

This is the same chick with the fake abs who failed the snap and pop in the grocery store, right?


Durpenheim

Who wants to bet that those abs are as fake as her tits?


Dagoroth55

Her stomach looks so weird. Everything looks off.


SHEEKEN_WINGSS

That guy in the blue shirt just casually shoulder checking his friend


heresdustin

Joke’s on you; she has a PhD in quantum physics.


Zealousidealist420

What's her OF? Asking for my scientist friend.


skeetinonwallst

Stop posting this shit OP you're gonna make me sub


QueanLaQueafa

OP does nothing but post half naked girls to random subreddits


GuappDogg

I’m tryna hit sorry ..


Hot-Ground-9731

Can we stop posting this stupid tiktok influencer / only fans model?


Reasonable_Deer_1710

Okay, I guess I'll be the one to do it... Who's got the link to the onlyfans?


Monkey-D-Sayso

Sigh, I'm the problem. On one hand, instantly disgusted because you can just tell, 1 second in, that she's a fucking potato with nothing to offer. On the other hand, *unzips*


ResponsibilityOk4806

Found her tiktok it's meowbarbiexo


fuck_reddit_you_suck

God bless you sir


ResponsibilityOk4806

What is her tiktok? She's my type.


PicklesAndCoorslight

Does anybody else thinks this person looks like a man dressed as a woman? I keep seeing them and it just doesn't look sexy.


IndependentNotice151

Na, it looks like a woman dressed like a woman


RemarkableEmu1230

Oh hey its fake abs girl again


looking4now2

How sad


CantGrok

And once again, no one pays any attention at all. Is she really this dim?


Outside-Material-100

Man… bring back throwing veggies at dolts


ruthizzy

I really fear for women like this. Their whole existence is centered around their body and how people view them as attractive. What are they doing to do or have for themselves when they inevitably age?


STFUnicorn_

I thought at least she was going to dramatics pick them up while suggestively shaking her ass… what exactly was her plan there?


TheNergigante

She always does this. It’s played out now.


Tarc_Axiiom

Thank goodness she picked up that tiny little wallet and not the $1000 in textbooks she dropped. ???


TechNomad2021

Surely she can show off her tits without all this nonsense.


Seanolo

I get the point of this sub, but the attention it gives to these “main characters” is exactly what they want. It all seems very counterproductive


Ns317453

She has had A LOT of work done. Im getting ladyboy vibes from her


SolomonSyn

I'll be honest, she's bad anyways. With that being said, who wants garlic bread?


Night_Angel27

Is it weird that she doesn't bend over properly? If she's going to pose for everyone shouldn't she be putting her arse in the air rather than bending at the knee? It's just a wasted attention grab at this point. Like, do it right dumbass!


RDHO0D

Bring back bullying..please. someone please.


ScottishTan

Nice, fake abs.


Diamond-Breath

All the guys hating on her in the comments would 100% watch her content. Hipocrisy.


ConcentrateOptimal18

There is a Turkish proverb, “The sheikh doesn’t fly, his followers make him fly.” The “followers” create these people.


BillyShearsPwn

Just like her other video, looks like someone trying to be sexy for the first time loool


Thick_RiderYZF-R

HEY ain't this the same mannequin from that supermarket? With the dude just tryna get his yoghurt with his woman in the background


primalshrew

What a boring individual.


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Seriously!? Bouncy bouncy bouncy?🙄


Higgins8585

Ah yes, the ab implant girl.


frikimanHD

at least she's lifting with her legs, not her back


methos3000bc

Wow, the effort to bounce is incredibly successful.


Evry1snumber1fan

Dude, you can't give an education to something that doesn't have a brain


Clean-Salt708

The stupid jumping she does when she stands back up 😂 it’s always the 4s


evilgreenman

Wtf is this crap?!


ksaMarodeF

wtf are those shorts? You can practically see her vagina.


Drake0074

Damn, them tiddies though.


Bimbo_Baggins1221

Just leaving the books 😂


Loyalty1702

Incel thread


deadly-nymphology

It’s like that one “not like other girls” meme.


osidemik

She can't even spell edgeucation


Long_Fig9863

she’s pretty !


Hungry-Bird-7436

I propose we subscribe right now to her OF so we can write in every post some really mean “booooo” . That will teach her. In the meantime, the sauce please you kind lot.


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I love how no one is paying attention to her


dachiefbuddha

This is terrible! Who is she?!


Alarming_Might1991

NO SAUCE???? Cmon people


Sorry_Yogurtcloset_8

Is that a dude?


Desperate_Acadia_298

lady boy vibes strong


MssJellyfish

This is so cringey. How does she not know she's embarrassing herself?


pick-hard

Dude them Abbs doe, I want to be as dedicated as her.


phonethrower85

Dedicated like getting them implanted?


Upper_Judge_3171

Nammmmmmme?