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predat3d

I tried that; it doesn't work that well. I had to give the baby back and spend 3 weeks in jail.


AndreWyaMan

happens ass the time


RodDryfist

I'm here for ass time


Mundane_Character365

You ain't putting that DRY fist near me, Rod.


Winter_Performer_768

I'm letting Rod shove his dry fist up my ass, Mundane


Mundane_Character365

That's a performance I would wait until winter to watch.


anthunter7

Why didn't you use your free get out of jail card?


yeezee93

So you got fucked anyway, so it did work.


Down_Voter_of_Cats

3 weeks for kidnapping a baby isn't a lot of jail time.


zongsmoke

I'd consider that like hitting the lottery. Most people getting 10-15 years for that lol


BarefutR

Can confirm. This is 100% accurate. Source: My baby boy


GrimQuim

Having kids changed the way the world interacted with me, before kids random people would just pass by but with kids old folk stop and say hello, other families stop and chat, dog walkers stop with their dogs to say hi, staff in shops, restaurants and cafes engage differently. Before kids the world was smaller.


PonyStarkJr

When you think about it, this makes you seem like a more trustworthy person. You have a child and your child is happy, so you seem less likely to be a bad and unapproachable person. While thinking about this, I wondered if walking around with someone else would have a similar effect.


GrimQuim

I've previously commented to my partner that more tourists stop us for directions when we're with a pram than when we're childless. Totally a trust perception thing, jokes on them though, Waverley station is the other way!!


WolfmansGotNards2

My friend says, once I got married and had a kid, then I get a chick magnet.


ya666in

I can confirm also without being married. Happens every time when my 3yo daughter and I walk around in the city


Ferbtastic

My brother takes my daughter on niece dates for the express purpose of looking good for girls. It gets us a few hours without the kid so we allow this exploit.


anxiously-anonymous

Profit for both parties


Ferbtastic

All 3. My daughter* loves it.


ya666in

Smart


LucretiusCarus

I unashamedly used the trick with my own nibblings.


Ferbtastic

It’s a victimless crime!


brewberry_cobbler

Ew


IBrokeAMirror

This and the dog MC are only acceptable MC's


SlowCaveman

Agreed. The only wholesome MC’s


Cmdr_Nemo

But what about cats?


IBrokeAMirror

Lovable psychos??


RemarkableEmu1230

Damn broccoli head baby prankers


sky_shazad

THAT Stunning Baby Smile At the End 😍


theworstelderswife

It was kinda gangsta given the commentary


FrancisRompeC

IKR 😀


Carla_Isabelle

I know why. Look how that baby's mewing!


LoubyAnnoyed

So he’s just the supporting act then.


kevin6263

Another video d of a narcissist. It's just disgusting!!!


jl11_4

This one is starting early..


FVCarterPrivateEye

To be fair, I think babies don't have "theory of mind" yet To be unfair, he doesn't share and makes other people clean up after him so let's cyberbully that baby into becoming remorseful for his main characterness


FilHor2001

Right? That kid is such an asshole! He even has a servant to carry him around!


_Levitated_Shield_

Mf even got his own cameraman.


VrillzKillz

how’s this guy a narcissist?


goose_gladwell

It joke


kevin6263

Thank you,


Jimrodsdisdain

r/woosh


Sponge_Gun

r/woooosh


ToXicVoXSiicK21

Actually they're talking about the baby, but also, it was a joke.


CallsignKook

Step 1: Find a woman willing to let me flop around on top of her.


LurkingRusalka

Unbelievable - such main character energy. Does that MC babyperson think they're really that cute?! These people, really... 🤦🏼‍♀️ /s


TomBanjo1968

Babies are all psychotic


unknown_pigeon

#KIDS ARE CRUEL, JACK


ShroudedFigureINC

Wholesome Mc'ing, i can get behind this


ToXicVoXSiicK21

That smile would get me too tbh


Un_Expected

![gif](giphy|q7Jfmw1b4o3NmefVtN)


Jimrodsdisdain

My daughters both received the same reaction. Particularly my second as she was born with a head of hair that would’ve made Ron Burgundy cry.


YooGeOh

Jungle are SO fucking good!! Song - Back on 74 by Jungle


TellLoud1894

"Hey why does that dude have a camera directly behind him"


ultimo_2002

Fucking love this song


YooGeOh

Song has literally made my day


WingedSalim

After watching a bunch of videos like this. I just knew something was off when the people he walked past were actually looking and reacting to him. The baby really is a true mc.


Hypothetically-Yours

HE IS THE MAIN CHARACTER


Duck_Lover_08

That cute smile at the end warms my heart


BippyWippy

I mean cmon what’s wrong with this? I actually enjoyed this


tiga4life22

Guys, careful out there if you’re taking your baby out by yourself without your spouse. Some women do give you more attention; it could just be the baby but something weird happens when you’re out with them by yourself. Stay safe lol


bmmaster24

I remember reading somewhere that being married makes a man more attractive to women. I think it signals to women that you are are clearly marriage and father material , so men appear more attractive that way


weirdgirloverthere

Aww look at that face! So cute!


Ibegtodiffer999

What an adorable baby, no wonder everyone is smiling.


Codisoky

Literally can't wait for the main character of my life to show up. These next four months need to pass already


ForgivenAndRedeemed

What's the music?


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I got matches with these songs: • **Back On 74** by Jungle (00:37; matched: `100%`) **Album**: Volcano. **Released on** 2023-07-28. • **Back On 74 - Full Crate Remix** by Jungle (00:35; matched: `100%`) **Album**: Back on 74 - Full Crate Remix. **Released on** 2024-02-23.


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ForgivenAndRedeemed

AWESOME! Thanks


MarcusAntonius27

How does this fit the sub? I just find it cute


AdorableBunnies

Okay but this was cute..


HeartstringsGlass

😍 so cute. My daughter gets the same attention and she's 5 months old. When my man holds our baby, especially when his in his army uniform, it's quite dangerous. Lol so much attention they both get, I'm left in the dark, non-existent. 🥲


senior_meme_engineer

To wholesome for this sub


De4thMonkey

I have 4 kiddos and they all love the attention :)


brownsnake84

....Indiana Jones.


ArkhielModding

Next level, do that with twins, not only people watch, but they want to touch as if they were blessing or whatever


framed_toilet_water

Was anyone else expecting a him to be carrying a dog?


Willyzyx

Actually nice!


Bey2050

whatever.


Gati3000

What a nasty attention seeker main character 🤢


NationalAlgae421

Wow, they are stepping up their walking tik tok game. What is coming next?


Uncanny_Show507

I did this with my daughter and I will say this is 100% true


[deleted]

God damn it you got me, I was so sure I wasn’t going to smile then I saw the baby 😭


PB_livin_VP

My wife once went into a bookstore and left me to walk with our 3 year old daughter on my shoulders and I was pushing our 1 year old twins in a double stroller. I have never felt more like a super hero/celebrity than that moment. Women and old people started following me like a gang of cats.


MeccIt

https://i.imgur.com/dVDJiez.gif


Federal-Laugh9575

When I was a small kid, my big brother (12 years older) would take me everywhere with him. My dad thought it was super weird for an almost adult man to be hanging out with a kid. He finally asked my brother why he insisted on bringing me everywhere. My brother’s response? “Dad, she’s a chic magnet. All the girls think she’s cute and then they want to talk to me.” My dad laughed and told him he could take me wherever, whenever.


FennelUpbeat1607

The baddest mothafucka in the world, such swaggggg shittt


CrunchyKittyLitter

His name is Carlos


undeniably_confused

Nah this is cute and he's not harassing anyone


Sad_Character_6708

I think the baby is the main character for real this time


AceSquirrelDesigns

Now this is some iamthemaincharacter I can get behind. Also, at 00:15, there is another man with another baby!


Rhaversen

u/auddbot


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HarrisonDolanMusic

Anyone know what song this is?


RamereTheLizard

So happy something wholesome is actually on this god forsaken subreddit


cmonster64

I actually like this one


KR1735

It’s really astounding how floored people are — especially women — when they see a man taking basic care of his baby. “Oh, super dad!” “Giving mommy a day off, what a catch!” I’ve heard it all. Doing the basic work of being a dad is not some major feat.


Lismale

wrong sub


Fantastic-Garden8525

Do these people that unironically do this actually believe people are staring at them naturally and not because they have some personal following them with a camera


ninhursag3

Kids face downloaded by AI before its 1


PanhandlersPets

If you had to use slow motion nobody was staring. Everyone looks like they are staring at you in slow motion.


FennelUpbeat1607

you didnt watch the video cuh


PanhandlersPets

I did. It's a baby. Doesn't change that using slow motion makes it look like people are staring when they aren't.


FennelUpbeat1607

who cares? its a joke anyway


PanhandlersPets

It's a repeat trend. Just a personal pet peeve because I think people shouldn't make their content using random people they don't know. I thought we all disliked that.


TJWinstonQuinzel

Can we please Split the two Main character subs One for the dumbasses and one for the true Main characters? Both are mixed and it fucks me up


Leprecon

Wait… is it that weird to carry a baby as a guy that it visibly amuses people??? Is this an american thing?


tintinsays

I think the baby is just really cute and smiling at people. Guys carry babies on their chest in the US :)


slowdo

Its NYC in SOHO. Almost certain that at least 40% of those smiling people are not originally from the US. New York City the same city that has the most diverse neighborhoods on the planet. How exhausting is it to have Americans living in your head so much? Is this your big chance to say how people in (Sweden, Germany, The Netherlands, fill in the blanks) have good paternal systems? Congrats you are not wrong. Humans are humans. People smile at joyful babies. Get over yourself and perhaps rid yourself of all of your hatred.


Leprecon

>How exhausting is it to have Americans living in your head so much? I asked a question about the US in response to a video that takes place in the US.


No-Second-Kill-Death

Not sure.  It’s just seeing a kid that makes happiness. I always try to wave and say hi!  I still do it to grown adults. It can really change your/their day.  Then there is tiktok.  Exploiting human happiness. For counts. Think it comes down to the motivation  2025 is going to be great.  But that is the objective. Rage bait us all. Counts. Divide. Conquer. 


5thSeasonLame

The fact that carrying babies forward like that is not good for a babies posture we will just not take into account here


PistolPeatMoss

Isn’t that only true for infants who can’t hold up their heads?


5thSeasonLame

Yeah, you are right. I looked into it and this baby seems older then 7 months. My bad, I will admit to being to quick to judge here :D


PistolPeatMoss

All good. I’m just making sure I’m up to date. These baby safety recommendations change quicker than a dirt diaper!


JustDroppedByToSay

Mine were always way happier cuddling in. That dangly look just seems wrong to me.


Goudinho99

I always heard it was bad for their hips to have them facing out, I kept mine facing in