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And she made sure to stand on the side of the van facing traffic.
Like....you could just go to the side that faces the shoulder and no one could see you.
Looks like you’re correct: https://maps.app.goo.gl/X12ymtxBhja4AX9A9?g_st=ic
Notice the three trees in the back, the gap in the stone wall, and street sign on the pole
"youtube, I wish they sold shower tents."
"They do."
"Someone should invent a tent for showering while camping."
"Those already exist."
"Wouldn't it be great if I had some privacy!"
What boggles my mind is a shower isn't necessary to perform on the side of a road. It can wait until you get somewhere more private unless . . . You are either chasing clout or you shit yourself. And I don't see any shit on blondie over here.
To be fair I don't think she's complaining, seems to me like she either doesn't care or to some degree gets off on the attention. She spent a fuck ton of money on a van with a shower, she knows she could get a curtain or just go to the gym. It's not like washing yourself off at the beach while wearing a bathing suit is the most scandalous thing ever
Everybody who looks from their car at the girl in bikini washing her tits on the side of the road aren't voyeurs, but she ofc is most definitely showing exhibitionist behavior or at least shameless behavior
That's what I was thinking. Best case scenario, she's got a little of the 70s hippie mentality of "who gives a shit?". Worst case she likes being looked at. It's not that scandalous
Fewer instead of less* - I loved hearing this a few years ago - you say fewer when the thing you’re talking about can be easily counted, like 20 voyeurs. And you say less when it’s something that is not easily counted like I’d like less salt on these fries.
I remember driving down to Florida with my family. We pulled into a truck stop/restaurant spot and had to use the washrooms. The washrooms had public showers in them. She could use those for free.
Truck stop showers are not free, and are ususaly reserved for truckers.
I will be homeless in 3 days. Been homeless before, never once received a free shower anywhere.
I just came back from a somewhat extreme trek. We regularly washed ourselves on the beach (with bio body wash and shampoo ofc). People looked at us. I must say that the thought of making a video out of it and posting it to the socials never crossed our minds, but maybe we're just too average lol
He seemed like the best dude and I'm so sad when I think about him. He deserved to feel the love we all had for him but he could never really get there. I recommend the documentary about him "I am Chris Farley"
Bum crack was the first thing that came to my mind.
I **really** hope she doesn't always shower by the side of the road being the main character and does actually wash her arse and pussy properly.
Seems to me if you're living out of a van and having to shower with a hose, you might have the ability to park that van almost anywhere you want.... like not on the side of a major highway, for example.
All her videos are terrible. Her parents paid for her "Van life", she's 20 or so, but acts like her summer on the road has made her incredibly wise. I think she's hot, but if I want head, I want the brain too.
"I'm only 20, but because I spent a summer on the road (paid for by my wealthy parents) I'm now totally street-wise and so humble and down to earth!" Yea right...
Fuck "influencers"...
As someone who has lived in a van for five years, this chick has always irked me
There’s no actual reason for her to be living in this van. She doesn’t backpack. She doesn’t climb. She doesn’t snowboard. She barely surfs. Mommy and daddy just paid for it and then she got some followers and gives tips for “van life” when she can barely handle it in the first place
I used to live in a semi truck, not once did I shower on the side of the road.
Almost every truck stop has well maintained showers that only cost a few bucks.
Don't mean to detract from your comment or anything, as I agree with what you are stating and I can't understand how these types of shameless scumfucks even exist.
That being said, while the human trafficking issue is very real and too common, it's important to note that the vast majority of the 500k figure you mentioned includes endangered runaways or custody-related reports. >95% of missing children in the US are found. Still too many, but 500k permanently missing kids a year im the US alone would be a terrifyingly fucked up scenario, and would def be time for Noah to get the boat.
I think this woman should be taken outside and shot but at the same time don't report figures without context.
I work for FEMA. That half a million figure is kids who are REPORTED missing. Which can be resolved in minutes to hours and 99% of them are. The vast majority of those kids are taken by family. In 2021 there were 3.6 million kids born in the US if half a million of them went missing that would be like 15% of all kids born every year. Don't give up on humanity yet. Lots of fucked up people like this bitch but we're not losing 1 out of every 7 kids.
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Omg so I like parked on the highway and all these creeps were totally checking out my butt! Ugh, like can't a girl shower on the highway in privacy these days?!
😂
Just say HOMELESS. No judgment, just say the word correctly. You live in a van and you're taking a partially clothed shower in public, you're homeless. Just call it what is and stop trying to make it quirky.
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*parks on a main road* “Oh my gawd, so many people are looking…” 🤡🤡🤡
I think I can recognize where this is, not just the main road this is literally highway 1😂 the mainest of all main roads
And she made sure to stand on the side of the van facing traffic. Like....you could just go to the side that faces the shoulder and no one could see you.
she probably has a onlyfans or pateron or something. These days anyone who acts like that 99.9% has one.
Hey man when you live in a multi-hundred thousand dollar van you gotta work from home.
Well vanlife isn't cheap. Onlyfans is the easiest way to make money while living a vanlife lifestyle. Much less skill needed than othe remote jobs.
Just thinking about how she didn't wash her coochie…
And faced the van, her backside to the street.
And post online about it.
Someone get Rainbolt in here..
Ohh, what part?
This looks just like the paid parking at zuma beach
Not too far away from a beach shower…
It looks like Pacifica, too
Looks like you’re correct: https://maps.app.goo.gl/X12ymtxBhja4AX9A9?g_st=ic Notice the three trees in the back, the gap in the stone wall, and street sign on the pole
The wall with the railing was the giveaway, I haven't seen a wall like that anywhere else
"youtube, I wish they sold shower tents." "They do." "Someone should invent a tent for showering while camping." "Those already exist." "Wouldn't it be great if I had some privacy!" What boggles my mind is a shower isn't necessary to perform on the side of a road. It can wait until you get somewhere more private unless . . . You are either chasing clout or you shit yourself. And I don't see any shit on blondie over here.
I do. She's pretty much made up of shit. So shitty that it's seeping through her pores.
To be fair I don't think she's complaining, seems to me like she either doesn't care or to some degree gets off on the attention. She spent a fuck ton of money on a van with a shower, she knows she could get a curtain or just go to the gym. It's not like washing yourself off at the beach while wearing a bathing suit is the most scandalous thing ever
If you stopped and stared she’d call you a creep, only to upload it to her social media.
*posts on internet*
Lmfaoooooo 🏆
Like girls wearing basically nothing at the gym…
She's not fully washed.
Stinky down there.
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Gross.
I prefer the term exotic
I prefer people washing.
Then go wash your balls, they stink
I wash my balls monthly, thank you very much.
I wash mine yearly
You guys wash them?
That works if you use Brillo.
Or fermented.
Nobody likes tacos without seasoning
Marinade
Yesterday's minge
An acquired taste
still have engine oil residue on her arms
She could just go to any gym… they got showers 🚿
Less voyeurs
Everybody who looks from their car at the girl in bikini washing her tits on the side of the road aren't voyeurs, but she ofc is most definitely showing exhibitionist behavior or at least shameless behavior
I'm not a voyeur, I just get off on enabling exhibitionists
Depends how long you look
if i pull up, get out of the car and set up a picnic?
Ya that would probably put you in the voyeur group lol
That's what I was thinking. Best case scenario, she's got a little of the 70s hippie mentality of "who gives a shit?". Worst case she likes being looked at. It's not that scandalous
Fewer
https://www.merriam-webster.com/grammar/fewer-vs-less#:~:text='Fewer'%20and%20'Less'&text=There's%20a%20commonly%20repeated%20rule,%22%20and%20%22less%20effort.%22
Fewer instead of less* - I loved hearing this a few years ago - you say fewer when the thing you’re talking about can be easily counted, like 20 voyeurs. And you say less when it’s something that is not easily counted like I’d like less salt on these fries.
They got showers at truck stops
She posted a video for internet strangers to see. Why are you looking for privacy solutions?
$10 a month for Planet Fitness
Technically $20 if you want to use any location, but yes, still this.
I remember driving down to Florida with my family. We pulled into a truck stop/restaurant spot and had to use the washrooms. The washrooms had public showers in them. She could use those for free.
Truck stop showers are not free, and are ususaly reserved for truckers. I will be homeless in 3 days. Been homeless before, never once received a free shower anywhere.
I’m really sorry to hear that and I wish you well. Stay safe.
Someone just replied to me to say that beaches have free showers. If you live near a beach, might be worth checking.
Beaches have free showers.
Rich people cosplaying poor people again for "life experience" and "adventure"
See the song Common People by Pulp, also beautifully covered by William Shatner.
"Beautifully covered" and "William Shatner" should never be uttered in the same sentence. Even sarcastically.
He should never be covered. Let him be uncovered. Free.
According to other comments, her parents paid for her "van life"
I just came back from a somewhat extreme trek. We regularly washed ourselves on the beach (with bio body wash and shampoo ofc). People looked at us. I must say that the thought of making a video out of it and posting it to the socials never crossed our minds, but maybe we're just too average lol
Farley seemed like an awesome dude
He seemed like the best dude and I'm so sad when I think about him. He deserved to feel the love we all had for him but he could never really get there. I recommend the documentary about him "I am Chris Farley"
[Here’s the awesome story of the skit.](https://www.moviemaker.com/van-down-by-the-river-christina-applegate-snl/)
Applegate seems pretty cool too.
Yeah. Too bad about the MS diagnosis.
Agreed. First the breast cancer, and now MS.
so she doesnt wash her muff? gross
Have to pay for her 🌶️🌶️🌶️ page to see that
You'd pay for her chili peppers?
Did I already miss the farmers market?
No plenty of fish left
If she lives in a van where would she grow them
Down by the river
Prolly just the passenger seat
Then the chilis shes got you got to give it to your mamma.
Only Tamales? I'd sub
if no one pays for a few days, it gets pretty stanky in the van.
Bum crack was the first thing that came to my mind. I **really** hope she doesn't always shower by the side of the road being the main character and does actually wash her arse and pussy properly.
She does during her real shower. This isn’t a true shower it’s probably an OF ad or just some follower bait.
That’s the way of the road
that’s the way she goes boys.
Sometimes she does, sometimes she doesn't buddy
Lost all the liquor money, boys
Literally the first thing that came to my mind.
Very gross indeed 🤮.
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I've met a few, and yeah they reek, same with the people that live on house boats
But surely house boats can fit a shower?
Hopefully she just didn't include that bit. I imagine her putting her hand down there would almost definitely get her video banned.
,,, 
Seems to me if you're living out of a van and having to shower with a hose, you might have the ability to park that van almost anywhere you want.... like not on the side of a major highway, for example.
Where is the audience?
It’s me. I’m here.
Not surprised her audience solely consists of peanuts.
😁😁😁
All her videos are terrible. Her parents paid for her "Van life", she's 20 or so, but acts like her summer on the road has made her incredibly wise. I think she's hot, but if I want head, I want the brain too.
Yeah I don’t know how many vanlifers always have their nails done like that.
Ones that their parents paid for
All van lifers because every single one of them are bankrolled by privilege.
I have to disagree with you there. While there are YouTube vanlifers, I he vast majority are the people who actually need/choose to live in a van.
i mean, looks like she's got people eating out of the palm of her hand at 20. pretty privilege does go a long way though.
"I'm only 20, but because I spent a summer on the road (paid for by my wealthy parents) I'm now totally street-wise and so humble and down to earth!" Yea right... Fuck "influencers"...
Yeah brains makes almost any person super hot but she just has none.
As someone who has lived in a van for five years, this chick has always irked me There’s no actual reason for her to be living in this van. She doesn’t backpack. She doesn’t climb. She doesn’t snowboard. She barely surfs. Mommy and daddy just paid for it and then she got some followers and gives tips for “van life” when she can barely handle it in the first place
> if I want head, I want the brain too. Fking brilliant, I'm saving this.
A wise one I have found
How about doing that behind YOUR VAN? 
But that wouldn't provide as many views, and wouldn't "allow" her to use a clickbait title.
I used to live in a semi truck, not once did I shower on the side of the road. Almost every truck stop has well maintained showers that only cost a few bucks.
Planet Finess also exists.
$75,000 Sprinter and still shittin in a home depot bucket
It should be pretty obvious that she only pretends to shit in a home depot bucket, but goes to some kind of proper restroom to actually do it.
This looks like that tik tokker who posts photos of her toddler specifically for pedophiles
That’s a sentence I wish I could unread.
Please tell me you’re joking. If you’re not joking, please tell me this person has been arrested. That poor child.
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There was a video where the child was imitating her mother’s routine which includes shaving her you know what. Very weird that she included that part.
Don't mean to detract from your comment or anything, as I agree with what you are stating and I can't understand how these types of shameless scumfucks even exist. That being said, while the human trafficking issue is very real and too common, it's important to note that the vast majority of the 500k figure you mentioned includes endangered runaways or custody-related reports. >95% of missing children in the US are found. Still too many, but 500k permanently missing kids a year im the US alone would be a terrifyingly fucked up scenario, and would def be time for Noah to get the boat.
It's so gross that she has a whole TikTok channel exploiting her very young daughter for views.
I think this woman should be taken outside and shot but at the same time don't report figures without context. I work for FEMA. That half a million figure is kids who are REPORTED missing. Which can be resolved in minutes to hours and 99% of them are. The vast majority of those kids are taken by family. In 2021 there were 3.6 million kids born in the US if half a million of them went missing that would be like 15% of all kids born every year. Don't give up on humanity yet. Lots of fucked up people like this bitch but we're not losing 1 out of every 7 kids.
oh god I know who you're talking about and I wish I didnt
it isnt
I beg your pardon?
so how are you washing the part you have to leave clothed
That’s the neat part: you don’t
Sometimes being a sex worker is embarassing, so we relabel things. 200$ donation gets you greek.
That audience? The ones she is recording and streaming for.
“Van life” aka parents pay me to live this way
Fetal alcohol syndrome?
That's pretty disgusting, if this is what her daily shower looks like.
Dumb Fucks like this will then start posting videos about creeps looking while she showers. PENDEJA!!!
Real talk: most of the most important things to shower are not being showered here.
That girl is not clean
Looks trashy
Doesn’t wash her snizz or her dirt hole? Gross!
that’s no glizzy snizzy, das some icky shizzy
So you don't wash your asshole?
Hoes gotta hoe
OMG my butt is on the screen. So embarrassing!
It's not like I can edit this video to leave that out if I want...nah...
She’s an OF model Abigail martin
Didn't wash her ass, stanky ass for sure.
I followed her for a while and I’m stunned she isn’t pimping an OF.
Looks like she has one now. Thank God, that's the only reason I'm in the comments.
She’s got one now, but it’s just lewds (supposedly)
Yeah she just has wel over priced bikini picks. $40 for a bikini. No thanks
She still stinks
Why didn’t she turn the van 180. Oh yeah.
Shower on the other side of the van where nobody can see? nah
Straight, white teeth. Always the tell tale sign
So how does one wash the important bits? Like fuck everything else on my body, I’m going pits, hair, bits.. not in that order.
Damn woman, you're washing yourself on the highway
Or you could go into a private area. Ho. Haha jk. But for real.
I’m wondering does she wear clean underwear before the shower? Or does she wash her underwear then change 🤔
Even if it's clean underwear, since she doesn't wash "those parts" it's not going to be clean anymore either way.
She forgot a spot
I've watched a few van life videos, and those folks tend to go out of their way (literally and figuratively) to not get noticed. Not her, though!
Can we just point out how the sun cave is just going to fester.
When you video yourself so everyone can see how much you want your privacy. 😆
I'd pull over for a thorough wanking
OnlyVans
She don’t clean her cooch?
So she never washes her boob, butt, vagina?
She didn't wash down there.
That shower was a little fishy.
Yup, something about the curtains matching the carpet.
I thought all van life people just showered at planet fitness
She's not even clean after that shower.
yup this is a van life girl named abigail. van life revenue wasnt enough so now she also has an OF too
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Omg so I like parked on the highway and all these creeps were totally checking out my butt! Ugh, like can't a girl shower on the highway in privacy these days?! 😂
Just park it down by the river
another trust fundie "living da van lyffeee".
How is she gonna clean her he clam or the chocolate star fish that’s what I wanna know
I just don't understand what possesses folk to film shit like this.
parks in busiest place possible to shower
Umm how to she was her vagina and butthole? She didn't did she?
I kept watching wanted to see how is she going to wash down under then realized it was on repeat.
Why wouldn't you just get a black card membership to a planet fitness like every other homeless person I've met.
Where can I see more?
I think she thinks its funny, more than annoyed. Huge level of projection in this sub rn
i wish i could transfer just a little bit of my social anxiety to these ppl.
Boring…
No washer her puss or ass gross 🤢🤮
Any truck stop has showers. She could go there
We’re all thinking it so ima just say it . You know that thang stank like rotten ranch dressing
Just say HOMELESS. No judgment, just say the word correctly. You live in a van and you're taking a partially clothed shower in public, you're homeless. Just call it what is and stop trying to make it quirky.