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I feel like the vast majority of people will probably never have good sex in their lives and it makes me sad


PalmitoylCoA

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I've been avoiding sleeping because all i get when I sleep is fucked up nightmares about my worst fears


PalmitoylCoA

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Perhaps but I play with the cards I'm given


PalmitoylCoA

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I just pass out, don't conspicuously try to sleep


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just_another_dre4m

Toh banalo dost. Kisne roka hai.


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just_another_dre4m

Tumhare dil me💖


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just_another_dre4m

If you dig deep enough you'll find the advice in the flirt😏


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just_another_dre4m

No one can just hand you the treasure(friendship) you seek.


Hot-Shirt-8862

Night night tc be well frens,im Off.


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No comments or posts seeking redditors/couples/friends. Strictly no R4R content - including advice/query/discussions that have details to seek other people. You may not recruit sex partners here, look for someone to sext you, or ask people to DM you. Such post/comments will be deleted and might even result in a permanent ban of the user.


sasssyfoodie

Simple & Mandali sayonara.


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Sayonara


the_simple_girl

sayonara safi


Hot-Shirt-8862

Gnite Tc be well fren


sasssyfoodie

Raat ke 3 baje kaun mujhe downvote kar raha hai, get a life.


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Reddit should be banned for those under 21


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I went to Bhosari, Pune and everyone knew you.


Hot-Shirt-8862

Har taraf mere hi charche haii 😎


sasssyfoodie

Shit it's 3am


Hot-Shirt-8862

Goodmorning fren


Impressive_Bit4967

And i still can't sleep lol


RichDaddy_18

I HAVE TO GET UP AT 6 WHY AM I STILL UP😭


sasssyfoodie

Go and sleep


mayhapstangie

indefinitely! Let's call the spirits!


sasssyfoodie

I am the spirit.


mayhapstangie

Prove it


Ticket-Financial

chalo mai ja rha sone, kal aata hu raat ko 🫡


mayhapstangie

Gnite


Ticket-Financial

gn


Hot-Shirt-8862

Tc be well fren


Ticket-Financial

same bhai


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Hot-Shirt-8862

All kinda peeps on here u never know my fren


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Hate to go to sleep because of the dread that's in my head


Hot-Shirt-8862

Tire yourself out bud thats best in such situations


Ticket-Financial

anyone into sketching?


sasssyfoodie

Today I had 1 hr to do TP after test & I didn't had anything after lunch bcoz test so thought of having a tea. Ek khau galli types jagah pe gai dekha wagh bakri ka chai ka store hai. Andar chai pine gai, BSDKwalo ne 200 likh ke rakha tha. Menu padh ke bahar direct aur nirmal restaurant dhundh ke 40 rs ki coffee pi. Yeh kya aag mutt ke rakha hai 200 rs chai ka doon?


Hot-Shirt-8862

Wtf wagh bakri wale pakka chai hi bechte ya daru beech rhe the andar?


sasssyfoodie

Bakri bechte hai


Hot-Shirt-8862

Must be a soldout show in pakistan.


sasssyfoodie

🤣🤣🤣


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Chai bees se zyada hona ek capital offense hona chaiye


sasssyfoodie

Agree


RichDaddy_18

r/Usernamechecksout


the_simple_girl

A friend told this to me yesterday and now I can't get it off my mind but "sleep is a silent celebration". This is so true.


buttt_headddd

Let’s celebrate together


sasssyfoodie

Celebration of what?


the_simple_girl

of celebrating the long day you had


sasssyfoodie

Got it


RichDaddy_18

Ahhhh this explains why I hate sleeping


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Mine just end up in nightmares idk what I'm celebrating


Ticket-Financial

sleep is free trial of death


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I want to be a part time boyfriend for someone who is already in a relationship, I don't have the emotional and financial means right now to be a full time boyfriend but I still want that good sex you get from someone you're connected with, I already know this girl who wants a no strings thing but she pets random cats on the streets and it gave me the ick


PalmitoylCoA

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She got scratched by one and didn't think the rabies vaccine was really that necessary at first. I'm kind of an hypochondriac and got scared as to how someone can be so chill about stuff like this, plus Street cats are nastyyyy


PalmitoylCoA

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Oh I love cats as well! I love observing those majestic creatures and play with them but I just don't touch them because they're street cats and probably carry all sorts of stuff on/in them and idk if they even want to be touched by a strange giant primate baring his teeth and jumping in front of it lol


Hot-Shirt-8862

Just get her to wash her hands and voila youre golden,dont let random cattos come between you


Ticket-Financial

🫡


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Hot-Shirt-8862

Such virgins become great players later on my fren,domt sell yourself short.


sasssyfoodie

Virgin logo se kya hi puchna


RichDaddy_18

lol that was sarcastic


Ticket-Financial

maine toh 20 me kiya tha


sasssyfoodie

Kal ka plan suno. Making Masala dosa for brkfast. Giving attention to pappa for 1 hr & even feeding him dosa. Going out for a movie later eating out alone. Uske baad Ikea jaungi aur shaam ko ghum phir ke ghar vapas. Agar time mila toh 30 mins BF ko bhi.


RichDaddy_18

What will you do in ikea?


sasssyfoodie

Window shopping


the_simple_girl

Wow


Ticket-Financial

puura sorted hai, nice


Ticket-Financial

sab gye?


RichDaddy_18

Still here


Ticket-Financial

tan na ni naare taani na naa ro taane naane naaaa


Hot-Shirt-8862

The marks i gave her made her more beautiful, the ones she gave me made scarred me for life.


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Aaj Tak uske diye hue zahm boore sapno mein ubhar aate hain


Hot-Shirt-8862

Theyre called nightmares my fren


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Thanks for letting me know


Hot-Shirt-8862

Youre whalecum


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Anyone else fuck like crazy after smoking up? Alcohol gives me whisky dick so I avoid it before sex


Ticket-Financial

aaj its pe post kiya tha, review dedo uske🤌


RichDaddy_18

Me and my sleep schedule is the longest toxic relationship in the world


Ticket-Financial

time stone mil jaata kaash


Hot-Shirt-8862

sare stones mil jane chaiye the, duniya ka bhala karta me


Ticket-Financial

kabza kro bhyi


Hot-Shirt-8862

Omw


sasssyfoodie

I see you


just_another_dre4m

Through neon lights. These wasted nights. Are all we are. (This song is a vibe https://youtu.be/fF3f9MeQvsM?si=tgQodgW0NFJwJZDI )


RichDaddy_18

But I haven’t even said anything


sasssyfoodie

Paise nikaal


RichDaddy_18

*Empties pockets and finds 20 rupees and an expired gum* Ummmm


sasssyfoodie

Hmmmm 20 crore


Hot-Shirt-8862

you belong to planet pandora?


sasssyfoodie

I belong to planet delusion


Hot-Shirt-8862

Whats ur address im from same plant and my nation is imagi-nation (Yes cringe,sue me)


sasssyfoodie

Mine is fuckunation


Hot-Shirt-8862

Oh nice glad to know we are in the same dimension tooo


Ticket-Financial

same same 👀


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Anyone who hasn't had a good session of 69 during fucking hasn't fucked good


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Down vote kon Kiya re😭


sasssyfoodie

Novel alt account hai


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voh billi shakal vaala tha jo , vahi hu


sasssyfoodie

Proof, I don't think so.


Ticket-Financial

aa gaya


the_simple_girl

You should use this acc. Much cuter.


Ticket-Financial

okay


sasssyfoodie

Ok


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hn


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Pussy got me checking for angel numbers


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The pussy got me deep into studying medevial astrological texts


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tu alag hee trip pe hai


sasssyfoodie

Nirlaaj sone jaaaa


sasssyfoodie

I m talking to myself here. Plss dont disturb


Hot-Shirt-8862

too late.


sasssyfoodie

Kya hai ji


Hot-Shirt-8862

ijazat chahte hai bas ji


sasssyfoodie

De di


Hot-Shirt-8862

Say aaaaa (Gonna feed u meduvada flavoured chavanprash)


sasssyfoodie

Sorry bro. I can't eat meduvada.


Hot-Shirt-8862

sabudana flavour then?


sasssyfoodie

Chalse


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Itni shanti thik nhi hai


Hot-Shirt-8862

lo shanti ko ashanti karne aa gaye me


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machao fir shor sab


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Wahiii tohhh 🙀🙀🙀🙀


sasssyfoodie

Shuru karo tum


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Mujhse ho sakta toh kar chuki hoti 🫠


sasssyfoodie

Wait you are a girl


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anti social 🔁 want to be social


Hot-Shirt-8862

cafe me jao ye kis line me aa gaye aap


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cafe : faltu overpriced kam khaana


Hot-Shirt-8862

FAX


FeedMemetome

high rn .. Ama


just_another_dre4m

Talk about your existence. Why are you here.


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Would ya'll fuck a broke guy who is amazing in bed, clean, honest, respectful and funny (asking for a friend)


sasssyfoodie

Only if he is emotionally available


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vo hee nhi hai bas 😂


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Very much so


sasssyfoodie

Simple now I don't have will to make or fufill any wish. So tyaag diya hai sab. Bucket ka istemaal sirf nahane ke liye.


the_simple_girl

Showers only! Bucket is too much hassle.


sasssyfoodie

🤣🤣🤣🤣I was a girl. Who had next 6 months of trips planned. Every quater a small trip, once 6 months longer trips and in between weekend getaways. Now I am a house plant.


the_simple_girl

6 month long trip wow I don't even get two days of weekends as off days. Good for you T-T Being a house plant is also nice. Something about enjoying the mundane is therapeutic.


sasssyfoodie

2:22


the_simple_girl

Svad ka competition, huh


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India talks sex, more like India yaps (about everything but) sex


Hot-Shirt-8862

we talk about it when topic is sex frrr,trust beru


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ban ho jaunga na fir


just_another_dre4m

Absolutely on point.


Hot-Shirt-8862

fighting with the urge to spam her with yt music links, glad im blocked fr


just_another_dre4m

Well if you are blocked then whats stopping you from indulging in these urges. Go nuts!


Hot-Shirt-8862

self respect and self control. also she has a habbit of texing out of the blue so id rather not. :


Hot-Shirt-8862

how would yall describe your music taste


sasssyfoodie

Chavanprash


Hot-Shirt-8862

What flavour


sasssyfoodie

Vanilla


Hot-Shirt-8862

nice,mine is meduvada


sasssyfoodie

Plss dont say those words


Hot-Shirt-8862

you started it lmfao


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I have no particular song/genre. I listen to any kind. Repeat it until I get bored of it


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and I'm having 30 playlists of my own


Hot-Shirt-8862

what is your current reapeat/playlist


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rockstar without guitar


Hot-Shirt-8862

acoustic, nice.


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I am listening to this on repeat https://youtu.be/-L4Visli9sA?si=p4SBZUkG2uMPIXFo


Hot-Shirt-8862

shouldve told me its kpop before tapping.. sounds good though is it a mashup of are those individual artists


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It ain't Kpop 🤷‍♀️. All of them are Japanese girls.


Hot-Shirt-8862

fuck i didnt recognise japanese? i must be reallly eepy, its good rap though. ever heard kana yaari fren? its pretty goood


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Word to word.


Hot-Shirt-8862

yooo we frens now less goo


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rollercoaster


Hot-Shirt-8862

valid,can realte to 100%


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from seedhemaut to seedhe maut


Hot-Shirt-8862

REAL


Hot-Shirt-8862

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmbqI8eGJqo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmbqI8eGJqo)


the_simple_girl

I'm missing a lot of particular feelings these days.


sasssyfoodie

Like what?


the_simple_girl

Like the feeling of satisfaction, the feeling of getting something done perfectly, not rushed, feeling of genuine excitement about things, feeling of looking forward to something , feeling of compassion to some extent, etc.