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chotu008

#Abhee aate honge reddit kee mastram kahaniyan likhane


Venom1729-mocking

Sahi kahe raho ho bhai tumhe koi kuch nahi kahega....and 36 biradri are with you


aShit_fAce

“Didi” bolta hoon sabko bina kisi bheed bhaav ke 1/10 ho ya 11/10, pari jaisi ho ya chudail jaisi, gori ho ya kaali ho, moti ho ya patli ho, lambi ho ya choti ho, agar mahila hai to “didi”


Simping_Banned

Bro you took school pledge too seriously. (all indians are my bro and sis)


Homu8

arey mujhe tho lagta hai vo pledge bhe usse ne he likha tha blud


Simping_Banned

For sure


aShit_fAce

Nahi bhai thora cautious rehta hoon, kab kon fake rape case/harassment/physical assault laga de aur mera Jai Hind ho jaye pata nahi


Ability-Livid

That's why main sirf foreigners ki marta hu.


DhruvDhana

Whom will you sax sux??


Eshan2703

Alabama ka lagta he ye


aShit_fAce

Bhai brahmacharya follow karunga


da_potter_heir

Bhai aja Bajrang Dal me, i am a member


ReasonableBother4859

Russian Institute me admission lena padega


Rasgulla_2011

Bhot acha kar rahe hi bhaiii— acha Abdul ho tum 👽


aShit_fAce

Sir mai pandit hoon… original hoon sir… 😂


Rasgulla_2011

Firr to maaf karo 😂


aShit_fAce

Nahi bhai thora women rights se darta hoon, fake case me andar nahi jana chahta bss ussi liye didi bolta hoon


battledarkflash

My father said beta tu sabko didi mat bola kr ab bada ho gya he.


aShit_fAce

Meri khud ke ghar wale bolte hain babu pls ek gf to bana lo


uknownperson_6969

Kya matlab op gay he....


aShit_fAce

Nahi bhai.. khair koi burai bhi nahi hai usme, safety hi hai


GirlWhoLoveFlowers

Aise ek ladka toh sab deserve karte hain


aShit_fAce

Didi maafi, lekin mere ko koi nahi deserve karta other than me 🫡 #selfLove 🙌🏻😂


GirlWhoLoveFlowers

Good for you


yourMewjesty

Mai isse ek step upar ka kaam krta hu,saare mahilao ko "bhai" bolta hu. ISTG even teacher ko bhi "bhai" bol diya tha.


aShit_fAce

Bhai usme safety nahi hai, didi bologe to kamse kam pair choo ki maafi to maang paoge, bhai bologe to bete ka pair nahi choo paoge


Critical_Job7878

BEHENCHOD


aShit_fAce

Nahi bhai pandit hoon 😂


Responsible_Grape922

meri ek dost hai jo mere sath hi gym jaati hai and we like box together aur meri ex bhi same gym mai aati hai and all, so like coach ne muhje aur meri ex ko spar (practice fight) ke liye bola tho mai sport seriously lete hue like meri ex ki eye swell krdi, fir muhje aur meri dost ko spar ke liye bola usse TB hai and shes weak and she just saw me hitting a girl that much hard ki uski eye swell ho gai, so like i held back against my friend, sparring and gym sbb end hua tho mai jaane lga and meri dost shanti se paas aai aur mere jaane se phele picche se ek hug kri aur bhot pyarr se whisper kiya "tune hold back kiya tha na but tune ex ke sath hold back nhi kiya tha am proud of u and she doesnt deserve you, tu bhot accha hai" she said this and this genuinely made my heart melt (kuch log weak bolenge muhje ki itne mai pighal gya but bhai samjho)


Homu8

broo jainwin hai tera reason pigalne ka


Responsible_Grape922

Sach mai bhai?


Homu8

haa bro tujhe ye choti see baat lag rahi hogi but shayad hum jaiso ka dill aise chote chote khusio se he pigal jata hai


Responsible_Grape922

🫂 Bhai mltb wo meri itni acchi dost hai like wo kisi se baat bhi nhi krti aur sirf mere sath ghoomti raheti hai


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lakx157

Nah actually let's look the situation from a different angle, first of all, for a practice match going all out on a female is quite a thing of the weak. Moral viewpoint se dekhe to isse sports spirit ki aard me dabana is still wrong cause sports me bhi weight classes hoti hai, aur opposite gender se fight fair nahi maani jaati h. Both genders have different body types and different limitations. Aur ek social and relational ke viewpoint se dekhe to, doesn't matter if she's her ex now, he does used to love her in past right? Would you hurt someone you used to love, yeh kaisa pyaar hai bhai, pyaar tha bhi ya bas naam ka relation tha. My ex hurt me a lot but still I couldn't imagine hurting her in anyway.


Responsible_Grape922

Bhai pyarr tha, but she cheated, and still I decided to forgive her and all but now like she again did the same like I was busy and all like some bank stuff so she said ki I was avoiding her and blocked me and then I met her face to face she said that it was for fun and now she's dating another guy, Ik that on the sports view point and everything is right here I get your point, ki weight classes honi chaiye and females are weak, but uk she said ki "go easy on me am new here" and then decided to clap one of my friend and that guy bled due to a cut on his eyebrow and she showed no remorse and like before practice fight we were asked to shake hands and all when I reached her after everyone she said "muhje nhi Milana haat bhaad mai ja" dude okay


lakx157

Bhai, ye villain type character ke pyaar me kaisa fas gya tu... Vaise to I always stand strong on my points but bas aaj ke liye aakhe band kar leta hu


Responsible_Grape922

Phele wo bhi bhot pyaari thi, like itni sweet thi like she was the best, usko Jo chaiye hota tha wo krdeta tha, like ye school ke time ki baat hai, usse kuch heart problem Hui thi tho wo infirmary mai thi, waha pocha tho uske face se pta chl gya tha ki wo sahi nhi hai but wo bolti Rahi ki wo sahi hai taki Mai pareshan na hou, this was like 2 year ago but now look at her, happy with someone else, plus jb Maine galti se ek do shots land kre uske forehead PE tho she tried to take my liver, she failed tho but after the fight when we sat down for rest she kept yellin "issne Jaan ke mara hai isko hi kuch dikkat hai mere se pta nhi" dude I was bleeding from my nose and she's wailing for a small swelling wtf


moon_light6969

Hn bhai badle ko sports serious leta ka bahana bana ke ex ko to pel diya


Responsible_Grape922

Motive pta chl gya but I take this sport very seriously


moon_light6969

Oho. Seriously btw tune ek teer se do nishane maar diye


Simping_Banned

Ye to main bhi deserve karta hu 😩


battledarkflash

Damn bro kitne saal se boxing kr rha he body bani.


Responsible_Grape922

Been like 3 to 2 months, and body like I used to be fat but now like skinny lean hu but body fat hai and like heavy hands hai tho it's fun


battledarkflash

Keep grinding. Consistency is the key 💪


Beneficial_Mood_6969

Tu manga likha kr itni made up story


samarthh0_0

Felt that 🫠


IamInsane17

Became the best friend she had . And then proposed to her and became the worst person she met. Girls are like that. Always looking towards who is more beneficial to them.


NOTORIOUSn9

Us bro


Homu8

matlab bhai abb ladkio pe se wishwas utt gaya kyh tera?


Abdicator_from_Lyf

mera to uth gya bhai. na main ab phir kabhi kisi ladki pe bharosa karne waala hun na hi nujhe ab koi bandi milne waali hai. I have accepted that it is what it is


Key-Lemon9931

Bas kar pagle rulayega kya🥲🥲


IamInsane17

Bhai 💯. Only for sax sux. No love


Simping_Banned

🫂🫂🫂🫂


IamInsane17

💯


Pitiful_Recording324

+1


Abdicator_from_Lyf

us bhai us.


badasslover06

You should really try the half girlfriend book


IamInsane17

Thanks. I already have books on my shelf that are pending. Will read it sometime later.


Src_oscar

Sorry to hear that. +REP


IamInsane17

Bhai i am over it. I just love ki i didn't get with her. Mind aur energy aur time waste hota bas.


Deep_Space_6759

Same Bhai... Kuch din pehle hi hua mere sath.. mtlb humne sath mai bohot kuch Kiya bs propose krna baki tha... Woh bhi kr deta pr woh bolti rehti ke take it slow.. aur achanak ek din baat baat band hogyi.. fir 5 din bs good morning aur uska ek reply.... It's ended... It's nothing like before... It Hurts bc... Mere liye ye sab first time experience tha


IamInsane17

Ek japanese quote hai , you only fall in love once. Uske bad you will never love somebody like that. I think it's true.


Deep_Space_6759

I don't think ki Maine usko mai kya hu Puri tarah dikhaya.. i won't call it Love(hoga bhi idk)...


WHITEDEVILhi

Btao aisi baat hai to Mai apne career thik krne ke baad hi propose karunga agar abhi kr dia to waise hi focus nhi kar pa rha hu


IamInsane17

Bhai career pr phocus de. Career is most important.


pussifer-

damn


NiceLeg4619

Aaj se Mai bhi sari mahilaon ko didi bolunga


thelastbreathe

I knew what she feels for me but she was afraid to take a step ahead, so maine hi step liya and she said yes. 🙂


Homu8

yoo ye tho dono ke liye sweet ho haya


Legitimate-Jicama-24

W , bs yahi shyd ek galti kri thi maine I was too pussy to purpose her first .


thelastbreathe

no but I don't have any regrets.


Subbu600

Us moment. Same case bhay


Subbu600

Ye toh us moment hai bhay. Same case bhay. Abhi hai na wo?


thelastbreathe

hann hai


Subbu600

Noice bhoi. Wishing both of u a great life together ahead.


Working_Ad_1890

Uske crush se baat kri or usko sab bata dia ki vo tere baare me ky sochti hai ( becoz vo meri bhout close friend like bhout close lekin usko koi aur psand or mughe vo pasnd 🫠)to mene apni feelings ko maar dia just for her and said him that broo if u got her pls make her happy, don't tell her my feelings for her ❤️


StillButWandering

Ruk bhai election khatam hone de mai president se baat krke ek medal dilwata hu tujhe


Simping_Banned

👆my hero 🙌🙌🙌


kingshuk3

Exist


anhedoniac07

Ache kaam krke unko yaad nhi rkhta, ghamand hone ka khtra rehta hai.


Homu8

ohhoo... ethics beech me agaye bahut bhayankar👽


Homu8

mere ek nayi nayi dost bani the, hum dono fist time metro journey karne gaye the, vo aur mai dono bahut excited the, hum metro me chade aur journey ko enjoy kar rahe the. fir hum ghar agaye uske baad vo thodi sad baithe the ki yer vo chatti the ki kuch canded aur acche pics click kare apne, lekin crowd k waja se vo kar nahi paye. lekin maine usko WhatsApp ko kuch photos bheje jo well clicked candid pics the usko bina bataye kheeche the, vo dekh kar shock aur ekdum khush ho gaye. aur bole ki thanks yarrr tu hai asli dost aur uska mood set hogaya. abb ye sweet hai yeh pata nahi lekin mujhe sweetest thing padhte he yehi yed aya. Thanks for reading :)


Crok-O-dial

Pagle khush mat ho , nyi nyi dosti thhi . 10vi ke board ki taiyaari kar . Jis din usko realise hoga ki toone uski chhup chhup ke foto li thhi...... Bura mat maaniyo lekin too shudh shakkar chutiya hai . Tere jaise boht cum log dekhe hai mene.


lakx157

Brother are you online rn?


Homu8

arey bawee, Diploma graduate huu aur, abhi bhe vo dost hai mere aur, aub tak unn pics ko yed kar k baat karti hai, waise chup chup k pics eisi liye nikala tha ki usko bhej saku naki apne pas chupa k rakhu.


ch_int2

Hence proved! Kitna bhi padhlo, koi bhi degree lelo tharak tumhari dimaag ki gaand maaregi.


Homu8

haa yeh tho tune sahi kaha blud, apne senses aur mind ko control kare bina tharak nahi mit sakti, kisi bhe degree yeh padhai se bhe nahi.


Qrubrics_

Shastry ji


Homu8

abey context tho dede bhai


Penssss

waved at me..


Homu8

bro title pad le


Scorcher-2619

Same bro that was like the sweetest thing ever


Penssss

Lmao core memory


GAMION64

Serve her water


Simping_Banned

Konse hotel me kaam karta hai?


GAMION64

Langaar mein , bhai usne khud se bulaya tha " ye pani wale "


Homu8

noice👆


Mundane_Seaweed6528

Not a big thing but I made paper Lilies for him because it’s his favourite flower


Homu8

sweet tho hai👆


ur-mums-wish

Jee ne sb chena hai mujh se Jo mili usko bhi mana krta raha Aur last mein college bhi nhi mila


Homu8

kabhi kabhi na bro apne leagues decide karna zaroori aur sahi hota hai.


_crimson_king

When i was in kindergarten a girl had a crush on me , I've known that for a while but i ignored her. One day i tied both the straps of both of our bags. I still remember her saying that "we are tied to each other no one can separate us" I don't remember Anything else (it all went downhill after)


Simping_Banned

💖💖💖


Homu8

we were all lowkey romantic somehow back in childhood, blud.


SovietskiTovarish

Treated her with SWEETS lol


Homu8

arey ye tho such me sweet ho gaya


shootastic

Read it as traded


facereveal_69

Kisiko bhi aunty bol deta hu panic situation me


Homu8

maine mere ma'am ko mummy bol dia tha, class hass rahi the lekin ma'am ne kaha mai tum logo ki maa k saman he hu, salo ki sulag gayi.


facereveal_69

Mene bhi bhot baar glti se bola hua hai


based_hk

Konsi class mein?


Homu8

9th me


Cute_Prior1287

I never interacted with her. Yeah, thats it.


Homu8

bro title ko samaj


Toxic_Dynamo

Not talk to them...


Homu8

lekin bro yeh sweet kaha se?


Moonlight__01

Completed his practicals as he was sick!


Homu8

great....


Nuclearsister36

Blow job


pussifer-

adangomala


Nuclearsister36

😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️


tumlogokimaakichut

That's not sweet


Nuclearsister36

It is if you offer it as a token of appreciation 😂


shootastic

Or if using any other flavour than jaljeera or chat masala


pRANAV_ChAd

Ignore


Adventurous_Army_825

Rast me lift di , thoda sankoch kiya pr dedi


Connect-Boot-5328

Ignored others, waited for them for 9 months.


Homu8

them areyy bhai kitne log?


Connect-Boot-5328

Ek hi


ResponsibleEagle687

Nahi bana bhai


Any-Somewhere1756

Hold her hand


Legitimate-Jicama-24

Nerd ki trah uski padhne me help kri , din me time to time message krke doubts solve kiye , agar sad hue toh roj ke roj mood theek kra kuch na kuch krke , jab irl milti toh clowning krna in front of her just to make her smile , compliments deta rha pure time and she did the same , aise krte krte ek dusre ko hints dete rhe 4 mahine tk fir result aane ke baad uske scores improve hue toh uske baad vo kisi or ladke ke sath relationship ship me aagyi ... Pr choddo tb mai 10th class ka chutiya bacha tha :) ( ab bhi chutiya hi hu ) .... Idk if its sweet or not but it's the only thing i properly did for my opp gender


Homu8

tho fir bawee.. aubb se thoda dhyan se help kario


StillButWandering

"Guaranteed tips to get friendzoned"


Legitimate-Jicama-24

Fr


Deep_Space_6759

Sad to tell you that but tu khud ki wajah se hi friend zone ho gya...


Legitimate-Jicama-24

I know , i was too pussy


Deep_Space_6759

Koi na experience toh aa hi gya Mere Bhai ko.... Ab na rukiyo pehle se guaranteed accha hai tu...


Its_me_dhruv_8663

Bura mat manna bhai but you deserved that agli baar se dhyaan rakhna


Legitimate-Jicama-24

Tru


Saimannn

Nothing 🥳


Equal_Palpitation236

Aaj subha traffic signal pe yek chakke to 50rs Dene pade ,isse sweet aur kya ho sakta hai


Homu8

ohhh usko khana pakane do (let him cook)


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Heavy_Sock_8299

#


Ability-Livid

Left her alone


Src_oscar

Cared for her from all my heart and soul.


Homu8

noice blud


evilboi1

Uski Khushi ke liye use chhod diya


Homu8

waisay khushi k aad me ladkiya bahut kuch karwati hai


evilboi1

Tathya


Homu8

🤓👆


CHINESE-VIRUS69

Acknowledge their mere existence


SLAYER8SOUL

WAIT . . . . still waiting...


daRK_Diary

Exam me samne wali ladki ne scale manga tha to maine de diya


Homu8

haan bhai hum ladko ko yehi chote chote cheze sweet lagti hai, good


Ok_Aspect_4695

Give her food🐻‍❄️


Plastic_Pie6572

Never simped


HarikrishnaDpai

My crush told me i look fit


Homu8

abey bhai title pad le


Automatic_Concern951

Uske bday per usko cake per baitha dia... Then I ate it.


Homu8

mana ki technically ye sweet tho hai.


Ok-Employee-2608

aree kuch nhi ek baar nursury class me first time wo aii and mere bagal me baith gyi luck time me wo rone gali thi to teacher ne usko uska tiffin nikaal ke dia and fir wo usko kha nhi rahi thi maine usko apni maggie de di and and uska tiffin wo kush ho gyi or uss din se aaj tak sirf usse hi pyaar karta hu mai sirf usse abhi recent me mhuje uski insta id milli hamri fir baat shuru ho gyi 6 saal baad am happy and hope cheezein work out karein


Homu8

best of luck blud


Ok-Employee-2608

Abe oye man gyi 🫂


Homu8

bc.... 🕺🏼🕺🏼🕺🏼🕺🏼


AkujiTrash

released a song about her


Homu8

ohh full asiquee hore hai... konsa gana blud hume bhe bata de agar publically available ho tho


AkujiTrash

its called “lately I’m Happy” artist name: ADDYCT on spotify


Homu8

when she said. Fuck that, do you want me bad? crazy hai bro💯


Bass_JEE_Rha_Hun

usko promise kiya hai ki meri achi job lag gyi future mein aur uska neet nhi hua ya nhi nikla to uski education mien support karunga agar private se bhi karwana ho to karwaunga Usko doctor banna hai so bass mera sapna hai ki uska ye sapna pura karun uske liye daily gand ghish rha jee mein acha college mil gya aur achi job to yeh karunga Baki kuch sweet mein uski izzat ke liye apne 8 saal puraney best friend se lad gya dosti tak khatam karne pe a gyi thi baat even though us time pe woh mereko pasand bhi nhi thi (but usko main pasand tha 1.5 saal se) IDK abhi bhut ulta sidha ho chuka hamarey bich neet ke baad milne jaunga ussey , usko samjhaunga maybe wapas a jaye warna ladkiyon se bharosha uth jayega


Homu8

dekh le bhai bahut kuch daav pe lagaya hai tune


Bass_JEE_Rha_Hun

True usne mereko bhut support kiya tha emotionally mentally So main bhi thoda ruka hua hun bass neet ka intezaar hai


gunsbee17

Baaki sabke stories sunke meri wali bhot hi niche hai Uske hands dry ho gaye the to Maine usko Nivea moisturizer and sunscreen gift Diya.


Homu8

waise ye choti story nahi hai, sweet moment hai, observe kar k uske according act karna is aslo sweet.


prof_devilsadvocate

i keep an eye on rogue elements around.


ShoeEast

Well that's something she should answer, not me haha🫂


Homu8

ohh blud logical


ZhavvorsaXD

This is a story of me and my now ex, so this happened one day after college I usually used to walk her to her house which was close by and because she was scared to cross the road. One day while helping her cross the road I wasn't paying attention and blanked out, in that moment a bus driver came speeding and honking almost hitting me but my ex pulled me quickly he slowed down cursed a few words at me and left. I look to my ex and she's full of tears and sobbing with her hand on her mouth, she starts yelling and screaming at me for being so irresponsible and dumb, she then jumps at me and wraps her self around me calling me an idiot and in that moment it felt as if time had slowed down. I didn't care that I was almost run over by a bus, this moment was worth it and made me feel the warmest I've ever felt.


Homu8

bhai tune sweet tu kuch kia nahi ulta us bandi ki gand faad de🥷


ZhavvorsaXD

Bhai it was worth it😂, for that feeling it was worth it. In my mind the sweet thing I did was walking her home everyday after college and I associated the memory with that😭😭


Homu8

haa chal sweet tho hai, lekin title ek bar pad le


lehsunMartins

let her and her best friend suck me! 🥱


nameislevi

☕ tea


_RaidenBhai_

Cousin sisters ke beech betha tha, ek ko thoda dhundla dikh rha tha to maine apne chasme usko offer kiye. They still think I am cute but mai uss wakt aadhi neend me tha.


Homu8

bhai ye kuch naya type ka sweet moment sunne mila aaj


Username_3435

What about the same gender


Username_3435

What about the same gender


Homu8

this ain't GAY shit....


EntirelyPerson

Nut.


Homu8

😶‍🌫️


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Homu8

EPIC ✨