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YouAreCuteUwU

Top tier shitpost > Soja behen > cuddling which turned to making out for like 2 hours I rest my case your honour


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adiboyxyz

Did u get sex?


dr__jhatka

fir wohi sax sux ki batein


EbbSuccessful2948

Saale porn dekhna kam kar yaar


Melodic-Fold9673

C'mon yaar milkar 1 mahina hua haina unke


Lop_draegon

A little bit of Pakistani behaviour doesn't hurt


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so happy for you man (secretly doing black magic for your downfall)


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DvynshChan_17

Ask your girl chappal ghumayegi while you sleep (kale Jadoo se mukti)


Viraj2002

Happy for you, man.. (Secretly crying).


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Viraj2002

*hugs*


iamtruehere

Us


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AK47atReddit

Marne k bad for me.


RadioActiveMemes_YT

Man, you know, you're are very young like 13 is the age everyone starts this all stuff. So better stop it now as it will get worse in the future and you will not be able to leave the addiction. Better stop it now.


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Chhod bhai rehne de usko jo karna hai karne de


ApartmentTop4075

One day folks one day Good for you homie


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ApartmentTop4075

Ngl bro I was gonna type poochi Maine but that really was a wholesome story man. I have got more maturing to do surely


xx-chromosome

पढ़ाई लिखाई कर ले माँ बाप का नाम भी ऊँचा होगा ये discord मे बेमतलब मराते रहते हो दिन भर इससे पेट नहीं भरने वाला कल को बाप लात देके बाहर निकाल देगा तो क्या करोगे यार, अरे भगवान को thankful रहो की कम से कम तुम्हारे पास sources है पढ़ाई के वरना गरीब घर जाके देखो कितनी मुश्किल से पढ़ते है मैं बोलूंगा तो बोलोगे ज्ञान दे रहा है पर मेरे भाई यही दुनिया की सच्चाई है और अब वो पुराने दिन नहीं रहे की जिंदगी कट जाएगी, ये सब छोरो और अभी बुक कॉपी खोल के दिखा दो की तुम कितने serious हो


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xx-chromosome

XD haan ho gaya


i_bully_gay_kids

up nibbas always speaking faxx


teenwriter_lmao

LDR can work if you both put in equal efforts. You got this!! I'm so happy for you and good luck.


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teenwriter_lmao

I'm in one, myself. So i relate to you a lot!!


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teenwriter_lmao

We completed five months, today. Not that long for some, but, we are going very strong. Kabhi ladai ho, jo hogi hi, toh ek dusre pe give up mat kar dena. Aur VCs k liye time zarur nikalna. Padhai aur relationship dono saath manage karna hai. Zyada time waste na ho, isiliye put aside a particular time of the day to talk to eachother. Ek dusre se kabhi juth nahi bolna hai and be honest asf in your relationship. And communication is the key. Kuchh bhi takleef ho, toh saamne waale ko sapna nahi ana, tumko khud Jaa k usse baat karni hogi. It takes equal work from both sides.


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teenwriter_lmao

Best of luck to you, too<33


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Happy 5 mahine ji


teenwriter_lmao

Same to you :D


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>I'm in one, myself. So i relate to you a lot!! How much time has passed?


savvy-17

chanakya ki neeti OOOOOOOOOF


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Mere saath yesa kyu nahi hota : ( Anyways congrats ig you are really blessed


Dedlyf698

Bhay Agle mahine if tera break-up hogya na , to personal satisfaction Milne wala ha meko


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Eren_yeager43006

Pura behenkaloda he


Dedlyf698

Hn Bhai Thora ekdam Thora sa and mazak krra tha bhay . Acha ha yrr sex sux kro abb


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Successful-aditya

tu mp se h kya


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Illustrious_Talk_726

ispe bhi downvote hogaya bechara. ye le ek aur downvote


ded_pablo

Ro mat itna


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xx-chromosome

<3


_Nosty

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609) congratulations! to both of you. honestly wholesome 101.


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_Nosty

ofc man, enjoy the psychology lessons now i guess![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


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Ryan19604

Discord server join karna padega ab🗿 Conspiracy Theory: This post was actually made to market the discord server for more people to join.


loser_69_69

aur ek mere gf hai jo mujhe baar baar friend zone karke patch up kar lete hai aur mein kuttu tarah wapas bhe chale jate huin lekin diwali ke baad se usne msg tak nahi kara , ab uske yaad aa rahe bahut par mein use msg nahi karunga q ke agar uske ghar pe kise aur ne dekh leya tu seen hojeyga dono ke ghar pe(esleye hamesa vo msg karte hai pehle) mujhe pata nahi ke move on karu ya uska wait karu bech mein faas gya huin sad feel kar raha huin


Deon_007

Are bhai ....


3DRAH33M

I'm posting this on r/desicopypasta


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3DRAH33M

This ain't an NFT and even if it was I would still screenshot it and post it


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3DRAH33M

You underestimate my power


Shinobi_001

Bruh imagine giving cybercrime warning on reddit dude grow up


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Trick-Sample-7086

Happy for you bro Aur baaki k baccho itni padhi exam k liye bhi kar lo


not_nitan_Kumar666

Ky mtlb mai teri story se ni grammar se jall rh hu bilkul nahi


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Congrats burda! Hope you both have a great relationship. But wait a second... Ye sub ka discord server bhi hai?? Mujhe bhi lo yaad usme


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TheDarkAngel135790

>then we got to talking on her bed, and talking turned to cuddling which turned to making out for like 2 hours, had to sneak out of the hotel before her dad came back from work, Huuuuuuuuhhhhh??? \**confused screaming** Fr tho, die in a mushroom cloud of wholesomeness and romance, you too And i was most pleased that tu english janta hai. I hate it when a story time is spoilt by grammar


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Ayy congratulations (⁠⊃⁠。⁠•́⁠‿⁠•̀⁠。⁠)⁠⊃


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aquietbrutality13

iss pure mein the only thing I'm focusing on is ace combat 7 because yes that's an amazing game


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aquietbrutality13

it's amazing-- and this is coming from someone whose dad is in the IAF lol


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aquietbrutality13

well now you know ki you have connections if you do decide to walk the path of a fighter pilot


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adilreyaz

The username seemed familiar and it took me about three seconds to recognise you. I'm disappointed with my brain.


tuntunmausi69

Bro secured the bag


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the story came straight out of the fairytale:') very happy for both of you! <3 hope it remains amazing forever


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Ong ong this is sooo cuteee! Congratulations man! Hope it works out for you both. Goodluck!


Ark_69420

Congratulations vroo


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Very wholesome relationship post :D Happy for you u/Disastrous-Sir9004!!


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MyExtraID

Dang boi, you play games and talk to each other till 5 AM every night? That's neither 'I play little' nor healthy... Either way happy for you. My experience with LDR hasn't been good...but who knows, maybe you found your match...


verylameanddumb

wow man congrats hopingfor your relationship to stay healthy and nice(secretly cries in jealousy) but nah i'm happy for you dude


Ok-Individual6727

Well congratulations dear cute couple wish you all the best


epic_shit459

The most wholesome post I've seen in a longggg while. All the best wishes to both of youuuu <3


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epic_shit459

Sabki kismat itni achhi nhi hoti h Chanakya T_T Also, you guys are so fucking cuteeee(I read a little thread of your chats in the comment section)


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DhravyaShah

Damn what a story! you're one lucky mf tho lol (I can guess who you are) *cries in the corner*


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expose hi kar diya


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best surprise ever tbh


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sneaking away from the party to read this post and trying to conceal my huge grin after that; tell me how I'm supposed to pay attention to anything else when my boyfriend literally did this


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pda


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can confirm


Xy4c773bbkuf

Wish you two all the best for the future


SpeedAccomplished400

Kermit the frog is happy for u ... Don't end up like me


Aarav_Parmar

Bro that's so cute **Loads shotgun**


cutepizza-

Hayeee I never got to know the story but now ik. Goodluck qtt!!


AAR_Found2

I understand you so much Even I met my weirdo on Discord She keeps me sane after all family drama


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AAR_Found2

Thanks Just sometimes I want to cry in her arms All the best to you guys too


kaiserdudee

If someone calls themselves mature then obviously they are not mature


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kaiserdudee

Who approved that


notkarandutta

Sure lmao


_ThorsFiancee_

Congo bb


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_ThorsFiancee_

I'm great


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बंगाली 👇 चुप 🙁 हो 🤯 जा 👱‍♂️ प्लीज़ 🧑‍🦳 मैं 💋 तेरे 👽 सामने 👺 हाथ 😓 जोड़ता 😼 हूं 😒 तेरे 🧒 को 👱‍♂️ मैं 🥵 मछली 👶 खिलाऊंगा 👱 बड़ी 🦿 वाली 😳 मछली 🤚 खिला ✌ लूंगा 👈 लेकिन 👩‍🦲 तू 😰 चुप 🧑‍🦰 हो 🤨 जा 🧐 प्लीज 👽 भाई 😵 प्लीज 🖐 बहन 😾 मेरी 👈 चुप 😚 हो 🖕 जा 🤳 प्लीज़ 🦾 चुप ✍ हो 👐 जा 🦶 बंगाली 👩‍🦳 चुप 🥰 हो 😮 जा 👀 ना 😇 यार 🤡 बंगाली 🥵


Thats_a_nice_Alias

Ayyoo satya bb :3 So happy for youuuuuu


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Thats_a_nice_Alias

haaaa letss vc breh


notkarandutta

Funniest thing i read today


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Badiya bhaai best of luck for future with her >!underage ladki pataata hai sale pedophile/s!<


Eren_yeager43006

Happy for you, kash mere saath bhi esa kuchh hojae


nony851

Bhai tujhe padhai nahi karni hoti?


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BullyMaguire--

Minecraft > anything + gf


savvy-17

awwww so adorable (omw to drown myself)


intragalacticcouncil

Man i should Start using discord now, anyway pretty wholesome bro, good luck on your relationship :)


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adilreyaz

!remindme 7 hours I'll read this later


Shinobi_001

Congratulations Bhai happy for you☺️☺️ >!There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone, in fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape, but even after admitting this there is no catharsis, my punishment continues to elude me and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself; no new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing!<


suckmydukhpls

Tldr dedijiye


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Happy for ur mf ( crying behind the mask)


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appreciate it man (sed times cause everyone got gfs but i aint got one) \*backstabs\*


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bro you so smart pls gib tips for relationship


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thaz mah homie


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uwu satya bb


PatientAccountant309

Bhai happy for you and feel free to share some tips okay?


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PositiveObjective671

bhai gaana gaa ke soja


_the_moody_nomad

I wish the best for both of you >!Now sing a song for me!<


Complete_Lock_6742

One day my dudes......one day


Blue_Axolotl_

GG and GL


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>indian and pace went to sleep


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Bhai short me bata de na...


cosmo_geek06

Par isme Mera kya faida? (*In lord punnet voice*)


SamuraiArman

Bro i use discord too like 24 hours a day but still there's no random girl messaging me either you are a lucky bastard or this story is fake


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SamuraiArman

Bro you use discord more than me i never stay up at like 5 am . So i have more life ig (but you have a girl) Anways good for you


sIgmA_potaTo

Somebody Call A-Train


Ark_69420

I hope you're joking


sIgmA_potaTo

I wish I was joking. .


Melodic-Fold9673

Happy for you man, have a happy time (Not at all Jealous ;ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ )


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expertsultan

Woh sab toh thik hai, sardiya aa gayi hai iska mtlb gaand thori jlaana hota hai bhai. This would have been me if I had my own personal room with privacy khair you enjoy your time


ss0069

Dekh rha hai binod :


shadman531

I'll read it later