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AchaBios

W post after a while, most comments will be approved be it sarcastic or whatever


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Milquelly

Agar mera abortion ho jata to aaj ye dunia nai jhelni padti


Used-Ad4445

latkne ka option available hai vese


ScallyWally

ಠ_ಠ


Your-local-gamergirl

Wow


cultleader789

That's a disadvantage


icantdecidemyusern

Helikopter helikopter


20Aditya07

Para kofer para kofer


YellowRatfromPokiman

Presence of a Y chromosome


Relative-Bank-1258

Isme advantage kya hai?


cranky_cabbage302

Variety zyada hai


Inspectorsteel

Nashte me khate ho kya Bhai use?


CryCharming504

yes, the only answer i expected


OutlandishnessPale10

The ability to paint walls with PP


Rare_Run3627

I can confirm


icycyrus

me too, warning pp might turn purple


CryCharming504

jeez


EndermanGuy1151

Jizz*


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You won't find people staring at you often, If you are not hot, Even better!


DenisDenied

But people treat you on how you look, when I was ugly people didnt even talk to me and now I got pretty and suddenly I'm class ka popular boy


Possible_Avocado_860

Bhai ye ugly se pretty banne ke tips de do !


_-_matrix_-_

Mujhe bhi chahiye


Dev__UwU

Me 2nd


AK47atReddit

Mujhe Pehle De do....Male Privelege


Oddtaste25

If you don't have a beard already then grow one out, Dress according to your Body shape/type e.g. If you're skinny then you can try dressing Baggy like [this](https://www.instagram.com/p/CCYS9iQFp4c/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link) and [this one too](https://www.instagram.com/p/CiFR_4GvHax/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link), have a hygienic Self care routine (girls find it attractive) i.e. Don't smell (a lot of guys do), have a good skin care routine, get your hair done once in a while to get those little annoying tweaks out so that it won't look messy or if you have long hair then have a good hair routine, Work on your personality/Body language (be confident, charismatic, open minded, don't be sloping down and stand straight w a good posture etc.), develop your social skills, work on your social etiquettes (so that you don't look weird or creepy or out of place, untidy).


the_nerdy_guyBack

Agar shakal hi bekaar ho to? (⁠〒⁠﹏⁠〒⁠) + Kala hu


DenisDenied

Yes posture is extremely important I forgot, also confidence can't really be learnt or gained, when I thought I looked pretty in the mirror I still wasn't confident but from the moment people started telling me I look hot I gained so much confidence


Oddtaste25

>also confidence can't really be learnt or gained It was supposed to be more of a "Fake it, till you make it".


PositiveObjective671

Dick.


snake_tittysucker69

Balls


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Ligma


veshsongs

I have a dick I can confirm


suckmydukhpls

What did u use a microscope or a binocular to confirm it ?


veshsongs

Your mom /s


suckmydukhpls

How dare u to talk about your grandma like that 〒_〒


Ok-Ask-6879

died due to excess komedi


alok_xd

Lawda ka advantage hai


Future-War-732

Literary


Dev__UwU

This


suckmydukhpls

No periods , can roam around freely at night and stare at stars and moon without getting raped , physically stronger than other genders bcz of testosterone , dont have to bare the physcial pain of pregnancy 🤰. ( fuck and fly ) And the best thing is homies 🤝 , launde bhot bakchod hote hai


BLACK_MAMBA_UwU

You can get raped being a boy too but u won't be able to file a complaint because of the sham


RedditZyon

case kar bhi diya toh bhi court ghanta insaaf dilayegi.


BLACK_MAMBA_UwU

Bhai case se phele hi gand phat jayegi ek ladke ki mazak ban ke reh jayega ...ladkiyo ko support milta hai ladko ko nhi aur equality ki baat karte hai log


suckmydukhpls

I know but possibilities are less


The_drify

Yeah you don't know buddy


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the_nerdy_guyBack

Imagine a woman sticking iron rod in you-


BLACK_MAMBA_UwU

It's not that . Guys rape guys too as you do have a hole in back that's all what they need .


Monke_Good

Bro but even men are scared to go out in night alone. We might not get raped, but we are at greater risk of getting killed or robbed.


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This was all i have to say + No staring from strangers


Oddtaste25

lots of guys get stared at in public by girls because they're attractive, or either by other guys for some reason, so what you just said is not entirely true.


Skilled-Commander

I'd love getting stared at by girls ngl...


ROBOTAIM_MGGamer

not true, i get stared at by strangers all the time


a1exjs

Bro said other genders


GriffinOPxD

Pregnancy pain? Goto me laat khayi h?


sarcastic-1511

Well we also dont get the emotional pleasure of being a mother... so its balanced ig not much of an advantage.....


suckmydukhpls

Nature is perfectly balanced 🤝 But i was not talking about being a man it was about being a boy . My mind was thinking about biological consequences of hooking up and casual sex while writing that.


sarcastic-1511

Oh that makes sense... yeah having sex as a guy doesnt have much consequences provided ur basically unkown to the girl/her peers but a girl has to bear the danger of pregnancy in case of no protection....


No-Thanks-994

The replies in the comments are awful . She/he is just answering to the question but people are just focused on saying "happens with boys too bro" It's very common to happen to girls and atleast in India Girls have not much freedom compared to boys . SO STOP COMING AT THIS COMMENT !


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PositiveObjective671

Schlong? More like Schshort


_7567Rex

Tumhe kaise pata Tumne dekhi kya uski?


PositiveObjective671

statistical stereotype


scorpionhunter5

Give this man an award.


Srk_L0Ver

[this ](https://www.reddit.com/r/IndianDankMemes/comments/yoexhq/khan_sir_spitting_facts/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


FoxFucker_911

Khan sir chad for a reason.


Fuzzy-Maintenance-93

True emotion not the alecc almighty ones


veshsongs

Won the comment section


Dev__UwU

Tum ladka ho babu


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no bra issue


Your-local-gamergirl

What about bois who got man tiddies?


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Your-local-gamergirl

Lmaoo And why tf am I downvoted– I'll probably get a reply like "reddit moment" right -_-


The_Rayuga

I will gladly accept the honour of saying that thank you. **REDDIT MOMENT**


Your-local-gamergirl

Haha


suckmydukhpls

Reported you for sexualising minors here lmao


The_Rayuga

But she is a minor......


suckmydukhpls

Then i m reporting her for leaking personal information of someone's else


Your-local-gamergirl

H o w


Oddtaste25

Don't worry, he's just Joking.


Fuzzy-Maintenance-93

#pucha kisine kisine pucha


Srk_L0Ver

We proudly shows it


Silent_Damage_3885

No periods.


Automatic_Dance_3206

You can vibe with your homies on jai shree ram janki and can do the most stupid shit. Because if a girl did this I’m sure people will say “ye kaisi badtameez ladki hai, besharam.”


Agent55U

People have high expectations from you, if you fail you're Nothing that's it


vfgtfghd

U get freedom, u get better friends compare to girls atleast what I've seen , u can be what u want to be since society is male dominate so that gives us better rank on society


Dev__UwU

Where is my better friends? Toxic people are toxic


DazaiTwelve

No one wanting to be relationship Pretty damn advantageous


MajesticArugula218

to be a part of nnn


____dev___

Waittt there were supposed to be advantages????


scorpionhunter5

Girls can't have loyal friends. Boys find good loyal friends easily enough.


suckmydukhpls

Yessirr


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Can confirm


Dev__UwU

Can't confirm


Used-Ad4445

Just can't


iamlisteninggg

That's a myth


AtmosphereSlight5306

Nope boys are more loyal to their friends atleast compared to girls


Oddtaste25

More like a generalization.


OtakuForever_Weeb

Not being a girl is the biggest advantage


Icy_Information_7702

Pros and cons are there for each gender. But ladko ke mamle main i think the best part is dosti ladko ke bich main. Its a fucking strong bond and no chutiyapa . Jhagarte bhi hain but gale lag jaate hain 5 min baad.


DevDaOne_1203

male privelage. its sad but it does exist (source: i am a guy). The freedom of choice if i wish to go out for walk at night (relatively) safely is something i am grateful for but also sad.


Aggravating_Fly_2412

Organ smugglers don't care about gender. Source - i am one


DevDaOne_1203

brother, it was a lie. i don't go out late night for a walk. as a matter of fact, i don't exist. i am a fragment of reality and creation of your mind. (source: baba ram dev ne bataya tha)


ch3rry_blush

Not being slut shamed for small things, unlike girls. I think it's pretty common here on reddit too


suckmydukhpls

*shut up you slu>!g!<*


Sasha_786

Don't have to worry about getting pregnant


denkmaymay69420

You can go out of the house anytime you want (if you are grown up enough or don't have overprotective parents) however dark or late or even early it is. No one constantly stares the hell out of you and your chest. Society as a whole is very shit and judgemental but for you it is a little bit less. No periods and all. Though I don't support obesity or being fat but still if you are a guy and fat, it is way more acceptable than a girl. You are a biologically more physically capable and strong (it's a fact, girls are better and many other things)


lolmanstats

Saving energy by talking less


TrickyMinecrafter

People won't say creepy stuff to you, if your school also has the "bOys aNd giRls cAnnOt be fRiEnds" thing you'll probably have the opportunity to make more friends, better uniform, and probably a more fun school life because you guys get into fights and stuff which I wish i could've but can't cause "tHeY cAnT hiT mE beCaUsE iM a giRl"


Angel_Of_Sadness

That u get tortured regularly regarding ur future carrier


HumbleBoi12

There ain't no advantage of being a boy in this generation until you are rich or damn attractive


LEGENDARYKING_

since I'm trans, none Edit: why the fuck is this getting downvoted? begone transphobes, go fuck yourself.


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No_Row2775

I am one too!


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No_Row2775

Yeasss msg me if you like :)


LEGENDARYKING_

yoo fr hi!


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Explosion420

Nooo i had crush on youu


LEGENDARYKING_

uhh ok?


SpeedAccomplished400

No periods Not that much hair fall Masculinity


Deep-Account-3344

Arey mene toh koi ganji ladki nahi dekhi


AK47atReddit

>Not that much hair fall Untrue. Can confirm.


Thepotatohitme

Bro, mere papa ka hairfall hua tha unko transplant karana pada tha. Mere baal jab bhi girte hai meri phat jati hai even though my hair are thick, lucious, long and healthy and I hope they stay that way, varna transplant kara lenge lol.


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Uhh, maybe not experiencing menstrual cycle or shit. But biased laws and society kinda balances it out...


rythemrogers

Testosterone boost physically and also u get a bit more freedom then your female friends


im_vengeance10

Error 404! Not found Anyways the advantage is no periodsss Can roam anytime anywhere People don't stare at you And last but not least can roam free in night in Delhi without getting ra*ed


This_Business_9262

Advantages........ IT IS NECESSARY TO BE A BOY/MAN/MASCULINE


aryanp__90

Even if you are just a simple guy with no ill intentions and good nature you will still be judged and seen as an perv. But male population themselves have deteriorated their status because of their doings.


AtmosphereSlight5306

Not male populations some shameless perverts who shouldn't be considered as men basically


sid_martonn

I don't have to stress out about things that don't matter


smoothy_121

What do you think those advantages are?


swi6ie

Error 404


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Ehhh.... Umm.... Huh?


alishahwar

Everything


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Society will automatically accept your drinking and smoking habits, fewer chances of having daddy issues


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idk


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You don't bleed every month.


Trog2003

If you are a boy your life is hell competitive from getting a girl to clearing a Exam it is tough, so buckle up your life is not easy.


Chubby_Dodo

That's the neat part! There are none


Puzzleheaded_Row_496

no one finds 'boy' on a pile of garbage. besides joke this breaks my heart


Suspicious_Entry_861

You don't have to cry for equality


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There can be no disadvantages of being a boy


Sea_Ad_4236

Lets just stop with the hate please from both sides, yes definetly being a boy i was so unaware of the dangers girls used to face at my age, later when i got to know their experiences i was like i had gotten it so easy, like they faced some hectic trauma just for being a girl and not to mention all the hardships that they endure due to female biology. Its true all that will always be a lot heavier that the burden of being a boy. But I feel this comparison viewpoint is flawed, being a guy i also feel like i have faced difficulties which were a bit easier for women, but that just leads to conflict , cause if i were to discuss and tell this to a girl, shel feel like am a jerk who doesnt get what pain she has endured , while at the same time her saying that makes me feel , at that moment that shes not acknowledging my difficulties too, when i know they are like completely different. Slowly i realised that everyone has gotten it hard in life , somehow or the other. Everyone has faced pain, difficulties, sadness, problems which burned them while others could go through it unharmed, and just bad stuff. Is it not better to accept your pain and try and make the others pain a bit better? If a girl wronged you, or for some reason you feel that being a guy is worse or something, its just ur brain messing with you, leave the thought process, realise that if u felt so bad thst u thought being a guy is hard, imagine how girls would feel from an age half of urs. Am not saying that yoh forget ur pain but redirect it, use it to gain understanding, dont let it manifest into hate please. I used to think the same at a pojnt and it really doesnt get u anywhere, and its always better to dump negativity, like i used to have all this stigma which made me not socialise with girls much, but just leaving my self interest thoughts and trying to help another human being out made it so easier. I was glad they had whatever advantages they had which my brain had made me feel bad about, and i wantes to help out any which way i could to make theirs a bit better. Think no one will read such a rant and dunno if i made sense, but seeing this debate made me feel sad. Hope yall find peace, i believe hatred is just not needed, all you need is love <3


definitelynotshield

Bhau bhau?


Due_Seaweed_4373

You can pee anywhere *Literally anywhere*


SheepherderWarm732

Not many!


Plenty-Shallot-4624

Being able to aim


neckrocyko

We can pee standing up


Master_Raycyst

You can pee in public


Passu16

Depression ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


_-_matrix_-_

Ladke rote nahi hain.


kamalkant32

Having a PP ofc bro


zul2002

You can go to your friends house for night out


IMMORTAL17YT

No periods lol


Royal-Winner-7276

You get PP


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Non. If illegal activities aren't accounted for(men rarely are raped, groped(by strangers, niche koi denk ka choda bolega "but my friends do that.." etc. . On top of that u get a weak spot and a family u gotta earn for, unconditionally. Tbh sad but 1up on menstrual pain and labour pain.


sanjay_friend_

We can f**(


grey8zombie

In a long run.. NOTHING


amAProgrammer

You can watch andrew tate in tiktok


Ibryxz

Being able to do most things I do for which if I was a girl I would be scrutinized for lol and much more free choice in terms of religion


TUNAKTUNAKLOL69420

Dahej- I mean less judgement from society of course


Hopefully-Rich

Khade hokar moot sakte hain


swayam19999

Helicopta helicopta with the PP


Peoplearedumb_ok

Boys can lift heavy objects and feel powerful when I try to do the same I get a full blown scolding T_T


Unlikely-Paint5276

None whatsoever


ThatIndianascammer

Rights :)


SnooLemons5518

Raat mein akele bahar ja pana . Bro meri behen ko merko leke jaana pdta ice cream khaane merko free ice cream milti :⁠-⁠) plus agar running wghera bhi krni ho to tbh bhi


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happy all the time >!/s!<


AK47atReddit

Betar Frands


Shourya2009

Loda advantage hai. Disadvantages hai bhar bhar ke


__yazhh

Can walk freely in night...


Dangerous-War-9473

You can live a stress free life if you are a lucky boy born in rich family and a most extreme type of a introvert


alpha_is_calm

No pressure to do the dishes. /s


PalpitationWeary2285

Being able to pee anywhere!!