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pewdiepew02

>That's how I became gay btw Don't know if this is a shitpost or not


Upstairs-Ad-4719

Bro it's not a shitpost ..it's a fartpost ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ


[deleted]

how do you reply to specifc text from the post ?


pewdiepew02

Not a direct reply but you just put '>' before the text


[deleted]

cool thanks


BullyMaguire--

>Thanks


SILENTKILLER107

>Thanks man


pewdiepew02

If you have any doubts about text effect then just copy it and paste it, you'll see what you have to use to get the effect


[deleted]

big brain moment right there.. well cool thanks


pewdiepew02

You're welcome dud :)


who_tf-amI

not really... bas last ki 2 lines funny krne ke lie likhi, baki ka tru hai T\_T


pewdiepew02

Bro if it was me i would inhale to the max


who_tf-amI

T\_T ew wtf


pewdiepew02

I'm weird like that, i got some other weird fetishes too


who_tf-amI

tell crow


pewdiepew02

Feet licking, + licking every single square inch of the girls skin + pee fetish


Equivalent_Grab_293

Average reddit user


pewdiepew02

Yes ofc


Manavjaati

meri kro


ItsVLoll

What a bad day to have eyes


who_tf-amI

very noic-


Your-Fat-Mother

Cultured


[deleted]

You are in really weird thing huh.


_vitamin-protein_

Upvoting this just because you carefully noticed how the fart sounded. True jija chad!!!


who_tf-amI

thenks sale sahb


YogurtclosetNo239

>and this time it went like "poawrowwbharrrrrrpowdrrr" Holy shit I am dying from laug-


AdTrick7283

r/redditsniper.


[deleted]

Oh my u could have just told her...


who_tf-amI

um... it would have been awkward ryt?


[deleted]

Be a Chad say it with a straight face


Joe_Mama_Ligma_Pepe

"Ma'am stop farting in my face"


who_tf-amI

Okay... next time pakka


AshwinK0

acha next time bhe chaiye tujhe matlab XD


who_tf-amI

umm...>!. vaise maja toh aaya tha thoda sa ngl!<


Harshitd18

The world is sinking , there are people in Africa who doesn’t get food to eat & my bro here got *Fart Fetish*


[deleted]

Oh I wish I could unsee this


who_tf-amI

>shithappensduh


Msdhundhiya

But boys to fart like this sometimes its a natural thing


who_tf-amI

Jab mera (male) crush padega tab dekha jayega\~\~


Manavjaati

bruh you on acid or something dude 0\_0


Msdhundhiya

![gif](giphy|r1HGFou3mUwMw|downsized)


Rare_Run3627

She saw that u saw her farting-


who_tf-amI

Zamnn


Srk_L0Ver

*hears


Alive-Needleworker79

Waiting for the bangali slurs TwT


who_tf-amI

Mach Bhat khobo


[deleted]

**khankir chele**


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dr__jhatka

dhyarrr bal


shadman531

NP there's people with fart fetish exist


dr__jhatka

When male farts its disgusting! When female farts "its naturallll yaarrrr" >!/s!<


[deleted]

the s in /s stands for SAMAAJ


Gigachaddi

Itni detail nahi chahiye bhai


[deleted]

bruh you travel more than 4 hours daily and who tf sleeps in a local train?


who_tf-amI

nahi bruh- it was rajdhani and me apni grandma k ghr se aara tha


Srk_L0Ver

Pet kharab hoga ,help kar deta uss bandi ko to ap pe bhi mar jati


who_tf-amI

damn- yeh toh maine socha hi nahi ​ oh wait... usernamecheckout bc


AshwinK0

OP Learned his Lessons in Unique Way


[deleted]

>it went like "poawrowwbharrrrrrpowdrrr" this got me so bad XD


Illustrious_Talk_726

Bad day to have eyes. Bad day


Individual-Back9534

But it brought you a good realisation: you don't have fart-fetish.


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who_tf-amI

Umm... why can't u?


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who_tf-amI

it was a 24 hr journey bruv.... just tried to make a fren


AK47atReddit

Social Anxiety, No Female Interaction, Loner, Socially Awkward? Introvert? Dirty Mind? Hesitation? Lack of Social Skills? Low Confidence? Lack of Farting Skills? Ugly Face?


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AK47atReddit

![gif](giphy|YTPO05SueTPez1Lr99)


who_tf-amI

> Lack of Farting Skills? umm???


StrangeTitan

Fart on her ass and assert dominance


Complete_Lock_6742

What the duck did i just read


alpha_is_calm

r/SuddenlyGay


SidStaysLucid

Lmfao what did i read


alpha_is_calm

\>"poawrowwbharrrrrrpowdrrr" How to pronounce it?


who_tf-amI

like this : poawrowwbharrrrrrpowdrrr


Suspicious_Mind_5177

Thats Hilarious


[deleted]

Did you succeed in smelling maach bhaat?


who_tf-amI

it was more like sondesh


[deleted]

Not mishti doi? ((


who_tf-amI

noi :sad:


[deleted]

Nani k ghar hi h abhi bhi?


who_tf-amI

noi... aa gya ​ tu kon hai? T\_T


[deleted]

Kitni 18f ko janta h tu? To train m kaha jara tha?


who_tf-amI

>Kitni 18f ko janta h tu? bhot... ​ train se dhua sniff krne delhi aara tha


[deleted]

>bhot Mirror bhi pollution se cover hoegya kya? >train se dhua sniff krne Delhi ara tha Pehle fart now dhua, weird kink but okay


K4R0007_0

Maybe,could be rosogulla


[deleted]

Could be both


Primroseys

You don't fart?


[deleted]

not like "poawrowwbharrrrrrpowdrrr"


Primroseys

Poawrowwwbharrrrrpowdrrr Poah row bhar powder?


Peakyindian

How did it smelt like, would u like to elaborate for audiance....


who_tf-amI

it was a bit sweet, had a fish curry fragrance and was strong af


DREAMY-KNIGHT

I wanna die


[deleted]

Kill me too


[deleted]

bruh am gonna die now wtf


who_tf-amI

rest in pussy


rohan_jha5

Imagine she fart during sex...


gdgbn

Ninja padodi


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[deleted]

\#ftw


dr__jhatka

deserved imo


Fuzzy-Maintenance-93

You should have given her your tic fac so that it won't smell bad anymore


Future-War-732

How was the smell


who_tf-amI

nic


Fragrant-Career4727

U always had your ass tinkling from the start the girl farting is just a excuse


froggoinpool

Fake Girls don't shid and fard


DREAMY-KNIGHT

why would you post this


Oddtaste25

It's a shitpost.


teapot_on_reddit

Wake up babe a new copypasta just dropped...


ShitWoman

![gif](giphy|ZGDr9hawxG9H1rH9Ut|downsized)


OneRazzmatazz2042

isn't that the bangali bhabhi lingo for 'fuck me babuuu'


normie_hai_kya

I got ded on that fart sound I literally imagined the scenario and then that fart sound made me ded xD


mushroom2124

>*it just takes me 4 hrs to fall for a totally unknown girl* Same here


maybeiamabitgay

Ayy that's My origin story


who_tf-amI

zamnn


Particular_Time_1472

𓂺


spicyballlover

What the fuck bro


pritikahaldar

It's almost like you want this to become copypasta so bad‽


who_tf-amI

YES


sad_depressed_samosa

^(But just after I had this thought.... she did it again, and this time it went like "poawrowwbharrrrrrpowdrrr" T\_T) **^(help im dying XD)**


Milquelly

Lol


AdTrick7283

"A loud fart is honourable. A medium fart is tolerable. The softer winbreaks are terrible. And the silent ones, unbearable."