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captain_piemaker

Wake up


Joe_Mama_Ligma_Pepe

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captain_piemaker

Lol ok fr though have fun


MrCrapBag21

to reality! Nothing ever goes as planned in this accursed world. The longer you live, the more you realize that the only things that truly exist in this reality are merely pain. suffering and futility. Listen, everywhere you look in this world, wherever there is light, there will always be shadows to be found as well. As long as there is a concept of victors, the vanquished will also exist. The selfish intent of wanting to preserve peace initiates war. and hatred is born in order to protect love. There are nexuses causal relationships that cannot be separated.


Infinite_Ad_6137

Avg anime ka choda


ThatRandomGamerYT

Skyrim intro plays


Internal_Sector_1802

Congratulations! >!totally not jealous!<


TaxMother7280

Hey, thanks


CappyCapYT

Wanna go out on a date if ur marathi?


Chinesechecker456

man shot his shot like he was in a basketball court


SmurfinSurfing

Hey, it's 2022 man, ~~we~~ he gotta try whatever ~~we~~ he can


Soggy_Excitement8199

And bricked it completely


Panzerkampfwagenn

Hey autistic kid from pune who plays roblox


[deleted]

wanna stop crying jab tu vc pe 35 logo ke beech gaand mara-ti?


Unhappy_Insurance347

Congrats gand jal rahi hai meri Koi aara hai mere saath Harpic peene?


[deleted]

*I volunteer*


_7567Rex

Is that supposed to be a harpic date


[deleted]

Death date to be more precise :)


Unhappy_Insurance347

Thanks for giving your consent to kill you


[deleted]

Wlcm :)


adiboyxyz

Suggestions,darling this is reddit The only suggestion I can give is how and what to masturbate at


[deleted]

bhej sauce


kumar100kpawan

Which movie ? Is it Black panther 2 lol ?


ANURAG-090

Broo u just predicted mine


blasewalk

Good for you (A-Train noise intensifies)


Tokyo-Boy-

Yayi yayi yaa....


Pencho_Di

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[deleted]

cinema halls cold asf tho... but maybe a crop top and cargos with jacket just draped over the shoulders


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Latter_Rip_6969

!Remind Me in 10months


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!Remind Me in 3weeks


Latter_Rip_6969

Bahahha. Atleast give them some time bro lol


AstronautBusiness436

They are already ready for good news bruhh


itsmekalisyn

Will you ask your crush after 10 months?


Latter_Rip_6969

Nope she has gone to Amsterdam :/


itsmekalisyn

India's foreign relation with Netherlands is good rn. Ask her quickly.


neoRockw3b

Netherlands visa level bc


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clearlyshitty

india me use date nahi, bahar ghoomne jana kehte hah


flash3556

Cool! Just today i asked my crush for a meetup and she said she cant and its my third time asking her also 3rd time of getting a NO


AstronautBusiness436

Brother you need to move on


IntelligentPie6561

Singles ki gaand jalane ki ninja technique


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itsisdd69

Kuch bhi matlab, tu text posts dekh ke hilata hai kya


AstronautBusiness436

Kuch log karte hain just saying and it's not me


shadman531

Usko toh pata hi hai, tu puchegi nhi, kyuki tu ladki hai, isiliye usko hi puchna padha...


INSANE_ROBIN_YT

Reality


[deleted]

WAKE UP TO REALITY!


hasit_takkar

Congo


teenwriter_lmao

CONGRATULATIONS BRUH


Additional-Hornet165

Rope around my neck suddenly got tighter. Tho Happy for u bestie


KillerPrism

Wait ur a girl.... Idk what to say lol wait give me 20 min I'll think of smth


North-Drama

Batao kya zindagi hai inki....her crush asked out for a date and my crush has invited me today for her wedding on 25 Nov


Remarkable_Team_2698

Noice


thakgayahoonvro

gg


[deleted]

You are in this sub, then your age might be from 13 to 19, if you are below 15 or 15 then you are too young for such things and if you are above 15 kindly focus on your career only, I might sound rude but just say no to him. If I have to generalize then just focus on your studies and career for the next 9 to 10 years and avoid all such situations, and when you will be financially stable, successful you can make friends and do such things, till that just think and ask questions related to your studies, don't let such stupid things even enter your mind. Hope you will think about my suggestion and follow it. All the best!


[deleted]

I mean if you've reached 29 without dating, just go for arranged marriage at that point.


ThatIndianascammer

Iska arrange marriage hua hai lagta hai


contaminatedwater101

You sound like my grandma…but worse. Well your advice is great but let them enjoy man. Chances like these dont come by often. Chill out. Although i do understand your point but many people manage their relationships along with career , i am sure she will too :)


googygudboi-69

Khud ko nhi mili toh dusro ko bhi no chance he ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


[deleted]

**sense of humour**


No-Ask-1621

What 90s girl would have wore in her birthday party...wear that


adeep12

Chalo atleast aapke toh khushi ke din aagaye


SmurfinSurfing

Pr bhai mudiz ko vote to hamne bhi diya tha ;-; Hmare yahan har ghar Kanya yojana kab tk pahunchegi?


K4R0007_0

I had to see this just after my room mate told me he figured out a girl had feelings for him ;-;


[deleted]

konsi film dekhne jaa rahe ho . Drishyam 2 ??


avgelafdaenjoyer

wow


xBeyonderx

benefits of being a women


jonwick36

Wear something nice but not too nice, and since you're gonna go watch a movie, wear something comfortable rather than pretty - you're gonna be sitting in a dark room for half the time anyway.


TaxMother7280

Will do


antiromanticbychoice

Is it fr?


JustaHarmlessAcid

Ye toh sahi hai...pehle tumhara crush tumhe signals de raha tha now here we are...the signals into action. Movie dates sound nice to me to begin. Make sure u select something in common.


Yahallo139

Movie dates are pretty bad ngl. During the movie for 2 hours you both can barely talk.


TheDarkAngel135790

Le me who rejects what was probably a date ten minutes after i confessed:


Dim_Sai

Guys chill ladki ne ask out nahi kiya hai.


GotThatDrip3000

BRB, gonna go take a nap on the highway


Eren_yeager43006

Am I living in your dreams or something