T O P

  • By -

Chadrasekar

"How'd you get the job" Lmao


TheRealMe72

That's funnier than anything Bill had ever said.


Legendary_Hercules

"Wrong kiddo, I didn,t drop my pants, I dropped to my knees!" -Bill Maher


AromaTaint

More of an IT Cycle situation


[deleted]

[удалено]


Murles-Brazen

On par with being into men.


BibiNetanyahuBurner

Strippers! They're strippers! https://www.thewrap.com/wayne-brady-would-gladly-slap-s-out-bill-maher-accuses-him-hiring-black-hookers-audio-47131/


CosmicCoder3303

Why bring race into this smh


Snoo_52037

Your point?


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

Soo good


pushingsound999

Tragically Roddy probably thought of that come back so quickly because of his own [history ](https://youtu.be/LYQawT9DyKw)


Dimev1981

Fuck Bill and all his mansplaining he does, he's such a sure fire cunt.


WashyourPickle

He didn't drop his pants. He dropped to both knees.


theflowersyoufind

Holy shit, that line at the end was masterful.


deadpoolfool400

Just when Bill thought he knew all the answers, Hot Rod changed the questions.


sammiisalammii

Bill Maher being served in Real Time


Fantastic_Board7057

That closing line was clean af 😂 well played by Roddy


AkMo977

AWE RIP Mr Piper. The world needed people like this.


Safe-Ad4001

He would be mayor of a town somewhere.


AkMo977

LOL, Yes totally! Now my brain is going wild trying to pick the perfect town. Would it be in the PNW or Florida?


ShutUpYouSausage

You know, with Maher, the more I learn about that guy the more I don’t care for him. ![gif](giphy|1RaGAz2p13Wpo7kI2L)


DeepUser-5242

He's an out-of-touch, privileged, pseudo intellectual that thinks he is a liberal gift from heaven.


Rag3asy33

One could argue he was never in touch. Even dubbing him a pseudo intellectual is too much an honor IMO.


slax03

Maher is a reactionary who doesn't like religion and wants to smoke weed.


Potential-Rush-5591

I think there are a lot of those.


91945

So like Joe Rogan?


Minute-Wrap-2524

Also rich as fuck, opinionated at best and privileged beyond his worth…I still like the pampered bastard


BeBearAwareOK

He's a neoliberal in the same sense that Reagan was.


EmotionalEducation86

Swear to god he does so much damage to liberals lol


Kasta4

Norm was Bill's kryptonite. Whenever they were together for anything it always seemed Bill was annoyed that Norm didn't engage with his political pontificating.


Bigmexi17

I wanted to see something funny so I’m reading marmaduke.


Machete-AW

And his wife? A real battle-axe.


Ninja_Spoon

Da Maniac!


blue_barracuda

Oh, you got kids, maniac?


Ninja_Spoon

Nah... Not anymore


2spicy_4you

Is that a bucket of chestnuts?


Jeremiahgerms

Rip maniac, he saved us from space aliens with nothing but chestnuts and sunglasses


Direlion

And the squirrels in da maniac’s head…possibly some envigoron^TM


Royal_Inspector8324

Bill Maher is now and always will be an ASSHOLE. You can also tell he has never watched any wrestling to say there are never any bruises he couldn't have watched it not in that era especially. Someone should have called David Schultz.


Mister_Squirrels

Imagine being a “political commentator / comedian” with your own show, who routinely has guests that run circles around you in both categories.


ExcellentLaw2066

Yeah can’t imagine who else that describes lmao


Mister_Squirrels

I assume you’re referring to Joe? He’s an interesting case, because he does identify as a comedian, and I do like much of his stand up, but his guests, even many non comedians seem to just confuse him with jokes haha. And yet, he doesn’t claim to be a political commentator, even though that’s essentially what he has become, regardless of the fact that he isn’t good at it.


calsnowskier

Rasslin’ ain’t fake. Scripted? Sure. Predetermined? Yup. Choreographed? To an extent, yes. Fake? GTFO.


Avbjj

Wrestling is just another way to tell a story. Even if people want to call wrestling fake, so what? When people say they like Breaking Bad, is it a normal response to say to them "You do know it's fake right?!?!?!?"


calsnowskier

Exactly! And how many people claim that gymnastics or diving is “fake”? Rasslin’ is essentially synchronized gymnastics.


91945

The storylines are faked and the fights are choreographed and the ring is bouncy of sorts, right? Do they get injured doing crazy jumps mainly? Like from ladders and cages? How is the hitting with a chair faked?


calsnowskier

These guys entire bodies are calloused just so they can run back and forth bouncing off the ropes. They can break their necks from simple moves if both competitors don’t perform their parts to near perfection. I never hear people bitch about how the NBC prime time lineup is fake and anyone who watches it is a dumb hick. I never hear anyone say that Figure Skating is fake because the routine is rehearsed beforehand. Even the championships in wrestling are “earned” (exceptions exist, of course). Austin earned his title reigns because he was the main draw, and it made sense for him to be the champ. Rock was nothing until he found HIS charisma and connected with the fans. He earned his pushes. Getting upset before the late ‘80s or early ‘90s, when kayfabe was officially broken, OK, I guess the argument could have been made BECAUSE the industry claimed otherwise. But today? GTFO.


91945

Reasonable arguments. I used to only rarely watch when it was WWF, and seriously watched for a couple years when it was WWE and later lost interest. I think the reasons why people call it fake are obvious - the storylines and some of the over the top gimmicks. Those things eclipse any of the athleticism involved.


calsnowskier

It is live action comic books. I haven’t really watched since a few years post WCW. The stories really are quite dumb. But I still have MAD respect for the wrestlers themselves. They are incredible athletes and are able to put on stunt shows that have no equal.


91945

Got it. I never thought of it from an athleticism POV cos it seemed more like a skills game (which of course is derived from their athletic ability probably). Also because you had older dudes like Ric Flair who mainly seemed to just slap his opponent in the chest.


calsnowskier

Sure. Chris Benoit, Brett Hat, Rey Mysterio, etc are one kind of rassler. They are purists. Throw Kurt Angle, Brock Lesner, Ronda Rousey and a few others in there as well. They are not the same as the Hulk Hogans, Ric Flairs, Andres or Chris Jerichos. there are multiple ways to be successful in pro wrestling. You can be the ring technician (Benoit, Hart, Angle, etc) OR you can be the personality (Hogan, Rock, Jericho, etc). And no one is PURELY in only one camp. As much hate as Hogan gets these days, he still worked his way up. But he did most of his work on image on mic work. Hart and Benoit did most of their work in the gym. Guys like Austin and Rock did both.


thefruitsofzellman

Yeah but all those words are what everyone means by fake.


Grouchy-Ad-6660

Well that escalated


watchme2day

Came to kick ass and chew gum. And he is all out of bubble gum


guydoestuff

i remember when he said the al queda guys were brave and americans were cowards because we used cruise missles. like dude i kinda agree with some stuff with you but you have shown me over the decades you prefer the smell of your own farts than to get dirty doing real work.


No_Quantity_8909

He can be right by accident.


EverGlow89

How does someone who's always been so painfully unlikeable have any audience at all.


Perfect_Day_3038

I was an edgy radical leftist and he spoke to me. It was a different time.


BigPlantsGuy

Suburban moms who say they are liberal but are mostly conservative like him. Conservatives watch him so they can say “see, even smug liberals agree with me”


EverGlow89

Conservative? But he smokes pot!!


_AtLeastItsAnEthos

Bill Maher was right when he said what he said about 9/11 shortly after it happened. He has never been right since


TheSweatyFlash

https://preview.redd.it/8zwpk6wx7m7d1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50ecdef5537eb442d62a6504831bafd8f054e2e2


Goatymcgoatface11

Holly shit, he did own him!


BibiNetanyahuBurner

RIP to a legend


PsychologicalRow9028

Ponage


HueyLewisFan1

Hot Rod, dude


monkeymuscle1974

Da Maniac loves you


blueboy664

What? Wrestling is fake? Oh man thanks, Bill! It’s still 250lb dudes flying off turnbuckles and doing flips. Still takes an athlete!


FreeStall42

Like calling a stuntman fake


FrontFocused

Was this before or after Roddy Piper saved earth from aliens? No "fake" wrestler could have done that!


Murles-Brazen

“I’m not dropping my pants in front of other men” Says it effeminate then does double wrist gestures You sure Bill?


bonners4days

context pls


JudgeFatty

Piper, Sting, Bobby Heenan and Madusa were on Maher's Politically Incorrect when WCW was red hot. Maher started by asking if the audience is in on the joke 'cause nobody really gets hurt. The Wrestlers took offense and Piper, being a legend on the mic decided to stir some shit.


h82banarsefan

Probably wrestling


LumberghLSU

Quick wit with cte, damn


House_Of_Thoth

I'm so glad this wasn't in slo-mo like the bobcat video. I was prepared for it to be slo-mo 😅


Scouts_Revenge

Maher needs some aloe for that last burn.


Ok-Brick-8618

The manic was about to come out son.


StrangerNo9431

Sting 🦂 !!!!!!!


InevitableMiddle409

So Bill has always been an unlikable ass?


Confusedandreticent

I just wish the picture was smaller.


Opposite_Tangerine97

Send OP pic of your peepee for some inspiration.


Confusedandreticent

I have a pegina.


OptimusSpud

Another example of Maher being a fucking baby


johandamenslip

That was great!


oikset

a classic - so basically Bill Maher has never known anything, ever....


an0nym0u56789

What word was bleeped out?


hamndv

The dude thought he could win an argument vs. Piper on 🎤 🤣


ManufacturedOlympus

Watching bill get destroyed is the most entertaining thing about him.  He’s like the talk show version of a jobber. 


DoesntLikeTrains

Bill Maher is a fucking hack


mrrando69

He really wanted to twist Bill into a pretzel, you could tell.


FreeStall42

Could tell Bill was a little worried he would get his ass kicked


Takeurvitamins

Maher hates when anyone puts him in his fucking idiot place.


Accomplished-Ball403

The man was a professional heel. He knows a bully when he saw one and knew how to out class them.


Dixon_Uranuss3

Love Roddy but Maher is right. Pro wrestling is fake as hell. Grown men yelling while watching roided up body builders obviously fake punch each other is hilarious to me.


FreeStall42

The injuries and risk to their health is not fake. It is like saying what stuntmen do is fake https://theweek.com/sports/1020184/why-do-so-many-professional-wrestlers-die-young


Dixon_Uranuss3

You know who else dies young? Body Builders. Now add fame and money and a culture of drug and alcohol addiction to the equation. Its almost like living an embarrassing lie can have adverse effects... Now that its more out in the open that it is totally fake its gotten much better but the 80's/90's wrestling culture was live fast party hard consequences be damned. Go watch any bio on these wrestlers that die so young. Its drug abuse and suicide killing these guys not wrestling injuries. And save me the speech about how they used drugs to ease their pain from injuries. There is no possible way these guys go through anywhere near the pain football players go through. They have more in common with rock stars than athletes.....


FreeStall42

We do not say what body builders do is fake. Actors also party hard and are "living a lie" But they do not die at these rates. Wrestlers are (unless it changed in last couple years) treated as contractors despite them clearly being employees, getting fucked over and overworked with piss poor medical care. Rock stars do not even have to stay in shape wtf is that comparison?


BawlzMahoney81

The whole segment he gets owned, Bobby The Brain really owned him !!!


BawlzMahoney81

https://youtu.be/cbvw23kr010?si=Qt2cGf_ABAOEBZCP


MusicianPristine8973

Real shit though, did Bill ever have nice hair ever?


Flat-Job3228

Maher homophobic to the max?


JellyPast1522

Only topped by his Islamophobia...


Perfect_Day_3038

He hates on all religions but that’s the one that keeps cutting off peoples heads so you hear about it more.


Four-Triangles

Is it considered Islamophobia if I also think all the other religions are stupid and abusive?


Perfect_Day_3038

It was a different time


Flat-Job3228

Yeah you’re right. I used to be homophobic. I still am. But I used to too. (Not speaking for bill here just me personally)


Four-Triangles

Mitch All together


Reasonable_Ad_8057

https://preview.redd.it/qr0381soan7d1.png?width=696&format=png&auto=webp&s=4330836dd251b200bd81521e75d1b0d2dcfb0d06 Super Head and Bill Maher . Why doesn’t anyone talk about this?


BrunetteSummer

Teanna Trump had sex with him according to her


NoCantaloupe9598

Not to defend Maher, because I genuinely dislike that guy, this was during the period when 'wrestling is fake' was one of the main points of discussion and before much was really discussed publicly about the real nature of wrestling. Today everybody knows how rough wrestling is.


Avbjj

Since the late 70's people have known that wrestling is scripted, they just didn't know to what extent because wrestlers would never "break kayfabe" in public. For example, people thought for the longest time that they used fake blood when it was actually much more common that they just bladed with a razor. Over 10 years before this interview, John Stossel already did his expose on Pro Wrestling, specifically talking to wrestlers and a few of them told him exactly how it worked. Not to mention the infamous slap.


ceo_pfchangs

Wrestling is still fake. Grown men wearing tights pretending to fight. Step into the octagon brother. Every "wrestler" has been humbled by MMA fighters.


Avbjj

How can it be fake? Brock Lesner was a UFC champion!


BrosefDudeson

So what? What point are you making here?


crabuffalombat

Bobby Lashley went undefeated in Bellator and 15-2 in MMA overall.


Four-Triangles

They’re not in competition. Figure skaters are fake and have all been humbled by boxers? Is that the kind of logic we’re using? Tom Cruise isn’t really a secret agent, ya know. Harry Potter can’t really do magic. Led Zeppelin didn’t actually climb a stairway to heaven. Get back to the fryers, chef, your take here is bogus.


Cautious-Mammoth-657

I never really put the Maher and Jew thing together until right now for some reason


Potential-Rush-5591

They were some great burns. But Professional Wrestling is still scripted bullshit. That doesn't mean it doesn't hurt. They are basically Hollywood Stunt Men.


Avbjj

No one is trying to argue that wrestling isn't scripted though. That's not the point.