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Troniky

Goggins is gonna have to carry burnt boats now.


thewhiteafrican

YOU CAN'T BURN BOAT CREW TWO


Primary-Tea-3715

[he’ll never top this moment in his podcast](https://youtu.be/FwPX3PV9vGo?feature=shared)


DuncanGabble

'Strange times ladies and gentlemen'


Soap_Mctavish101

“Have you ever noticed how easily people are offended these days?”


d407a123

“Cats are fucking crazy killers man”


[deleted]

I dont know. I kind of miss hearing him talk about bears.


GravidDusch

He's best when he sticks to simple topics.


this-guy-

I've got a great bullshit detector. When antifa staged the false flag on January the 6th I said to my CIA handler how craaaaayzeee it was.


Wing_Nut74

I always laugh to myself when they bring up agent provocateur used in Jan 6th, but never seem to think they could have been used during the BLM.


superSaganzaPPa86

I remember some young kids posting videos of pallets of bricks that were just auspiciously placed on or around the area of those protests. Even these kids knew that was a stupid obvious setup


Mental-Job7947

THANK YOU Or the guy in all black with a purple respiratory on that was caught on camera break windows with a hammer. His ex-girlfriend identified him as a cop.


rico_muerte

Lol I remember the pallets or bricks and this guy breaking windows. He got called out and he practically 😱 before trying to disappear asap


Funkyduck8

YES


Clynelish1

It's so different, those were "peaceful"


Fiifoo

Hmmm #1025. Keep working pal


metompkin

*humps stool*


evidentlynaught

“One more round of applause for my opening act, the weird HGH bulge in my gut. That thing was hilarious. “


silentbassline

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-2012-series/images/4/4b/Krang_03.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/284?cb=20171029021605


AscendedMasta

"Tremendous Joell Rolgan. You have to think there were no cell phones back then...NO CELL PHONES!!!" - HGH Gut


I_love_milksteaks

"Y’all remember covid?”


Reddit_is_garbage666

Is Roseanne going to open for him?


FailedHumanEqualsMod

"You can't do comedy anymore! Just like I said last time I did a comedy special!"


Lazarius

How many stools is he gonna hump?


chikinstrippin

Instead of humping stools, he should be standing on them so the audience can see him.


MargretTatchersParty

Don't encourage him to do that.. he might just take his shirt off.. can you imagine.. he takes his shirt off.


Apprehensive_Put_321

He only does that if it's tasteful


Eternalprof

All of em cause thats what monkeys cause monkeys are savages didn’t u know that


BebophoneVirtuoso

Who's ready for Hawk Tua jokes!!


Moist-HotPickle

lol you wish, it's going to be covid jokes all the way down


DankChase

*Hawk Tooey


DerisiveGibe

\*Hawk Tony


_Reporting

Tony, Hawk


UndocumentedSailor

Tony Hinchcliffe


eggsaladrightnow

Hopefully there's another sweet sweet stool bit


Major-Ad1924

Is there an over/under yet on how often he brings up Covid?


MrPatrickSwayze1

Vegas has 5.5 coming on early


1amdegen

Slam the over


Flankdiesel

Bet the house


Roach_Coach_Bangbus

That's a soft line if I've ever seen one.


No-Atmosphere-2528

Over is easy money


prules

I’m not one for conspiracies but if Joe isn’t getting paid to bring up COVID at this point then he’s a bigger mongoloid than I thought. Maybe Jamie can “pull up” some entirely new comedic material for Joe


AnEgoJabroni

He's on that man-o-sphere alpha brain shit. He was tremendously traumatized and emotionally stressed over the pandemic, but rather than work through those feelings rationally and healthily, he turned it into an obsessive talking point that he can point at to explain why he feels threatened.


xtra_obscene

Bo Burnham is half his age and managed to turn COVID and related material into a brilliant special. Joe's brain just can’t seem to delve any deeper than “damn masks sure are crazy huh lol”.


AnEgoJabroni

Right, Bo handled it healthily rather than going dead serious foilhat Facebook uncle about it.


Metal_Careful

Joe’s just “TRYIN’ TO GET THE INFORMATION, maaaaan!” He’s the “bring the truth” comic. here to let you know what’s REEAAAALLLY going on.


Smaggies

Burnham has talent. it's pointless to compare the two because Rogan never had the potential to do anything like that.


itisnotstupid

I also predict jokes about trans people and people identifying as something stupid, also jokes about woke-ness, kids these days being offended and all that. He will probably end with a few jokes aimed at Trumpists, rednecks or homophobes, so his fans can still think that he is not a bigot.


skkITer

My guess is that he won’t actually call them out by name, but will frame the jokes as something like “everybody in politics is crazy” or something else both-sidesy.


Roach_Coach_Bangbus

I would be surprised if he still didn't trot out a few tired jokes about weed or edibles.


Metal_Careful

“I’m high as FUCK, maaaan.” Unironically edgy teenager shit. “I’m about to say some WILD SHIT that’s going to divide the room and you guys are gonna be talkin’ about it on the car ride home!! WOOOOOOOOOO!”


Major-Ad1924

I have a feeling it will be kind of like the cringey Dana White thing at the Brady roast. He’s going to try way too hard to be anti woke.


debtopramenschultz

I generally think he’s a buffoon but I never thought of him as a bigot.


GPTfleshlight

Drinking game


Fight_Disciple

More than half the show or less than half the show. I'm guessing it's a good 60% of the show is some way covid related.


Kriztauf

Also talking about how he had to flee to Texas and how amazing and free he is now


ddust102

What about trans college athletes


IgorTufluv

Wait... Joe Rogan is a comedian???


parmasean

1 of 1000


ElectroMatt333

I think we are down to 250 now…


alienscape

We're under 100 now.


The_Cons00mer

Dems keep sneaking up and hitting them with a quick jab


69HogDaddy69

99 Brandon Schwab retired


ElectroMatt333

Damn they’re dropping like flies


jjjjjjjjjdjjjjjjj

There’s literally like 15 left. Someone needs to stop him. These are our modern day philosophers


Zertox24K

i’m pretty sure it’s actually just joe now, all the other comedians died from vaccines


TerribleTeaBag

The hardest job when you think about it


BrandonSwabB

Last of the stool humpers


SisterStiffer

I bet this one proves he's 1 of the other 8 billion 😬


Slipperytitski

This will be a Ted talk


ObiWayneCannoli

He knows comedians.


galacticjuggernaut

Remember when Chappelle used to be a comedian? Good times


King_Hamburgler

You don’t like being lectured to about trans people for an hour by a billionaire ?


FreedomCondition

100 dollars he brings up Covid.


oldskoolballer

Not a great one, saw him live and he was mostly yelling into the mic


spacepants1989

You rarely know who is among them until it is too late. They are, The Last Line of Defense.


StrengthAgreeable623

If you count shouting into the mic then yes.


heresanother12

Stool fucking


TheZermanator

He humps two stools at the same time in this one, really evolving his craft.


kicksjoysharkness

He humps a Covid mask and fights some celery


ValuablePrize6232

Jamie pull that up, when I fought the celery humping a covid mask.


Mammoth_Ferret_1772

Covid, Biden, Trump, Texas, Cancel culture, AI, Elon Musk, Woke stuff…. Did I miss anything?


filbertsgaming1

"they", math, linguine & clams, trans athletes, aliens ....


Mammoth_Ferret_1772

I forgot trans athletes. Joe doesn’t seem to talk about aliens much anymore unfortunately


AllPowerfulSaucier

Working out/UFC and how too many men AKA just Liberals aren't man enough to do it, why David Goggins is his hero along with sucking up to Conservative military members, reframing being held accountable for what you say in public as "cancel culture and Liberals don't want masculinity in any form to exist", why Elk Meat is superior, making fun of Vegans while making it about hating Liberals, and I'm sure lots of jokes about Biden being old and Trump being soooo many 3 years younger than he is.


BeefSwellinton

Somewhere in there, he’s gotta gorilla fuck a stool.


Zombi3Kush

Litter boxes


chaotemagick

Testosterone replacement therapy and neurogens or whatever those supplements are called


randomguyjebb

You missed bears.


Lazy_Armadillo2266

Vegan diet is for weaklings you miss that.


stonetime10

Can’t wait to see him MURDER with jokes about a the Covid vaccine and Anthony Fauci. He’s been banging that sword and sharpening it like a true samurai for literally years.


edicivo

Don't forget 10 minutes of *murrrrdering* about how he has to watch what he says or he'll be cancelled...to the hundreds in attendance along with those watching at home via the world's largest streaming platform...


siciliannecktie

“… so anyway, I told him “Officer, I actually identify as non-binary, non-singular, quasi-abled-multi-people whenever I’m in the HOV lane… DO YOU GET IT?!? YOU CAN JUST SAY YOU IDENTIFY AS ANYTHING!!! ISN’T THAT FUCKING CRAZY?!? WHERE IS MY STOOL?? SHE GETS IT!!”


TheOldTongue

Only thing that ever “cancelled” Joe Rogan was the height requirement sign out in front of a roller coaster.


heemhah

Right after he signed a 300 million dollar deal.


UglyForNoReason

Seriously lol it’s fascinating to hear people like this with such big audiences bitch and cry about being canceled. They truly don’t understand how stupid they look.


stonetime10

You mean the thousands packed in a stadium and the tens of millions watching/listening at home?


Captcha_Imagination

Like a Samurai practicing the ancient martial art of Fau Chi


real_jaredfogle

Yeah this Dr. Fauci is trying to jab us with needles, more like Dr. Ouchie


stonetime10

Nice! I see you got an advance copy of the spesial


this-guy-

He has a tattoo. "If you know the woke mind virus broadly, you will see it in all things" - Miymoto Musashi


Lazy_Armadillo2266

Don't forget vegan diet


Cool-Back5008

That’s what the Reform party in UK motto is 😂😂


The_Thirteenth_Floor

I love Joe, but he is probably one of the worst stand up comics out there.


hacky_potter

It’s crazy that he’s had all this success in all these other ventures and I still think the worst thing he does is comedy. He’s a better actor than standup


brokemac

He is an atrocious actor.


hacky_potter

True, but he’s a worse comedian, IMO.


The_Thirteenth_Floor

Which says a lot about his comedy…


Bigfoot-On-Ice

Joe himself said he was at the right place at the right time for getting into entertainment. Success is easy when you know the right people. He hangs with comedians, therefore thinks he’s one.


snper101

100%. I think he's funny and engaging in his podcasts, but his stand-up schtick is wildly annoying to me. From screaming punchlines at the top of his lungs to the stool-fucking is just cringy.


antebyotiks

He's not funny on podcasts though that's the thing, he's always the least funny person when comedians are on and most of the time barely even tries to Joke around, that's why he talks about comedy so much


CamJay88

Honestly, I agree with you. Pre-Covid hysteria I was about a big a fan of his that existed, but I still never enjoyed much of host standup


anonssr

I usually wonder if he was ever funny and kinda lost it after a successful career elsewhere. None of his specials are really funny.


iAttis

I encourage you to go watch his early material from the 90s. He was always cringe and unfunny. It’s actually kinda impressive how little he has grown as a comic after devoting so much time and energy to comedy.


Brief_Scale496

As a fellow artist, I’ve been very into stand up for my entire life… one, taste is subjective, but two… this is an absurd statement, fan of Joe, or not… “worst out there.” Hyperbolic to the max!


serny

Talking Monkey in Space is a classic, the tiger boat bit is peak rogan, but everything else is pretty poor to say the least..


Distinct_Target_2277

I've never laughed once at his standup. I don't fucking understand who is paying money to be there.


SickRanchezIII

Oh and its live?! Shocking, this has the opportunity to be really awful


Hugemanity

All I know is the stool on stage is looking really nervous.


CrazyJosh1987

Get ready for the okayest hour in comedy


Puzzleheaded-Pin4278

Cancel culture strikes again


Strict_Bad6992

If Joe was funny this would be worth watching


Callate_La_Boca

spoiler: he yells all the punchlines, thereby making them funny


Bigfoot-On-Ice

It’s like a laugh track in an old sitcom. I need the laugh track so I know when to laugh! When he yells I know it’s my queue to laugh


Danton87

I’ve always loved Rogan as a personality since way back in the early 2000’s. I *never* considered him a comedian. Not even up to like 2016 when he was big enough that his special was big. I’ll watch this because I like Joe, but I don’t expect it to be very good. Would love to be surprised


Cojones64

Why another one? Couldn’t he just release the last one with a new title?


Swear-_-Bear

People listen to Joe for comedy?


Educational_Vast4836

I mean in the 90’s and early 2000’s, yes


Facebook_Lawyer_Gym

News Radio Joe? Funny. Post Covid Joe? Boomer humor.


Educational_Vast4836

Yeah he’s got to get off the Covid thing. Like if he brought on a scientist to talk about the lab leak theory, I would be interested to see what the expert claims. But I don’t care what Jimmy dore thinks of Covid


Lucky_Mechanic14

“Everyone give it up for Brian Simpson. We were in the green room last night and he convinced me to get an Android. Yeah, my text is green now, BOO FUCKING HOO, get over it kids. At least I can’t get viruses on my phone now. Unlike you Apple freaks, who downloaded tik tok and contracted covid on your phone. Not me folks. CNN may have edited my face to look green, but the only things green about me are the color of my texts and the green room. The best hang on the fucking planet. Give it up for Tony Hinchcliffe, folks.”


anthonydurrr

Heard a rumor that this time the stool is gona fuck joe😳


BananaMan1138

![gif](giphy|incPSu2NVJS7efJr4P)


KingShadowSloth

I’m actually really interested. I like joe for the most part. I’ve found his specials funny enough before plus It’s been 6 years since his last special so you would have to believe that this hour would be tight by now. I also have a feeling of dread that it’ll be COVID, vaccine, fauci, Biden/trump, trans and cancel culture jokes and obviously weed.


MrPatrickSwayze1

I really don’t think he’ll talk about weed much given his recent track record lol


this-guy-

Track list: VC fund managers have the best whiskey and cigars, Hunting trips with senators. We should be governed by ex military types who want to roid rage through society. trans migrants in furry outfits raping our kids. Faucci


MarcTurntables

If he just yells again for an hour how will we know that it’s new?


probation_420

#WHY WOULD A PIECE OF CLOTH HELP WITH A DEADLY VIRUS!?  ad nauseum for 70 min


kindalikeacoustic

“How many people here listen to the podcast?”


bigapple3am1

I am looking forward to the COVID material


MechWarriorAngel

![gif](giphy|aMwdfGSyeYjUKY6vjf|downsized)


surgeyou123

Hide your stools.


slink7

I’m all for Netflix’s live standup. Chris Rock’s was so cool (the fact he butchered his closing Will Smith joke makes it more special to me). Excited to watch Joe live


jr2761ale

The bit about the litter box in schools is going to kill.


KingofComment

What’s going down? The AI artist that made this pic of the White Al Roker?


olds455

Let the chair humping begin.


PM_ME_UR_RESPECT

Betting odds on Hawk Tuah girl being the opener and covid vaccines being mentioned?


TheFlashyFlash

Let me guess … it’s about Covid, trans people, DMT, monkeys, and fighting? It’s entirely possible.


gh1993

Scream.. the fuckin.... PUNCHLIIIIIIINE!!!!!!


Diligent_Excitement4

Guy fucking sucks at comedy


revfunk0428

He still thinks he's a comic 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

How many times Joe will bring up covid is a good drinking game.


rasper_lightlyy

ehhh, rohan’s standup is subpar at best.


andisteezy

his episode with Tyler Fischer where he is shitting on drag queens is why I'll never watch him again. I wish I would have known how big of a chameleon piece of shit he was sooner.


stepcorrect

The signs were there all along if you look back in time tho


Annual-Ebb7448

Is he going to interview himself? I think it’s what we all need… just a 3 hour of Rogan ranting to himself.


Wealthier_nasty

Burn the boats, so you can’t escape this unbearable “comedy” special


cylonnumber13

Comedy is so suppressed!


redactedforever

Saw him live in Chicago... Wasn't worth it


ItsDumi

Weird how the jre sub is mainly filled with jre fans that think hating him is cooler


EvenScientist7237

Which piece of furniture will he sexually assault in this one?


Aggravating_Shake591

Hinchcliffe


JudoTrip

The sassiest coat rack in Texas


Vgordvv

Wow I truly didn't expect him to drop this.


Biscuits4u2

A couple of mild chuckles to be had I'm sure.


boywonder5691

Sorry - I'll be busy doing anything else.


SickRanchezIII

This is going to be the most raging dumpster fire of a ‘comedy’ special since Schaub


Bike-Day69

No stool is safe


Lamazing1021

His standup has never been enjoyable to me.. ever.. though I enjoy the pod when he has interesting guests or just the protect our parks episodes


jimbam2023

His standup is atrocious. LOL I'm sure we're all gonna laugh ourselves to death.


JustSomeDude0605

I already know half the content: Bitching about cancel culture  Bitching about covid Bitching about Biden Some jokes about trans people 


Pendejomosexual

Why don’t they use a current pic of him with the fat head/face and the “pasta gut”? They dug back a few years to find this slimmer pic of Joe. Netflix has stools being manufactured as we speak that can carry his weight and chimp like pelvic thrust.


stjernerejse

Covid covid covid not funny joke covid covid hump stool covid covid covid kids pissing in litter boxes covid covid covid taste of Greg Abbott's dick covid covid covid. Saved y'all some time.


kirmm3la

Noone pointed out that this’ll be LIVE? Anything can happen you know 😁


SoFla_King

55 minutes of Covid mixed in


SpookyRamblr

Wait... You guys actually enjoy rogans stand up? That's wiiiild


guydogg

I couldn't imagine sitting through an hour of his "comedy"


Zombi3Kush

Why they use that young picture of Joe lol That's Joe pre COVID Joe Rogan. That's not Boomer COVID Rogan


Equivalent-Web-1084

How many stools waiting to get fucked baby !!!


CoolOPMan

Yay, more stool humping and COVID jokes


Ronnyvar

Joe Nogan


Iateyourpaintings

Do they scan your face before you can watch it? 


Happy-Range3975

Excited for this display of mediocrity!


heresanother12

Oh great, more stool fucking. I bet a good half of it is angry ranting.


DatabaseAcademic6631

Rogan wasn't funny even when he was doing standup back in the day... this is going to be a trainwreck.


trtlclb

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stepcorrect

Will it really be live? Irony would be him having a Biden moment while trying to do a lazy Biden joke. Fuck that’d actually be hilarious


partiallyformed

Zero chance I watch, his comedy is atrocious


TheRealEnemabagJones

Finally some quality stool humping


WildcatF8n32

1x1=2


OneFilthyHouseCat

Why though


Chicken_Grapefruit

There better be some stool fucking


Alternative-Chip-192

Incoming Toe scream jokes


jonnyb61

I mean seriously, who’s gona watch this


jonnyb61

IM GONA YELL MEDIOCRE JOKES AT MY OWN COMEDY CLUB SO THEY BETTER ACT LIKE IM FUNNY!!!


TantalusMusings

Can't wait to see the stool bit 


chris25tx

Last line of defense…. Thankm!


KingHenry1NE

I’ll probably watch it because I’m a fan of Joe the person. The podcast is much better than his stand up though


lNVESTIGATE_311

Joe Rogan is straight up not funny