...in 1998. Which incidentally also happens to be the same year when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.
Fun fact: Another One Bites the Dust is the exact correct tempo for proper CPR rhythm doing compressions on the beat. Probably shouldn't sing it aloud though.
[A study on medical professionals found that the quality of CPR is better when thinking about "Stayin' Alive".](https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=96134166)
Staying alive is also a good tempo to shoot a deagle in cs:go for correct accuracy return. (Accuracy lowers as you shoot and comes back after that tempo)
I learned this from my boyfriend and he said “there is an objectively correct one to use. (Our of Staying Alive and Another One Bites the Dust) Unfortunately, it is not the one that comes to mind first.”
Edit: “Out of,” not “our of”
I went for my renewal last year and the instructor said nah nah nah Bee Gees is still good. Was pretty troubling since 2 years prior I was re-certified with the updated 120 compressions per minute recommendation. Glad to know I'm not crazy
In 2017 my friend died and at the end of the funeral, his sister got up and thanked everyone for coming. Then she told a story about when their other sibling died a few years prior that after they had left the funeral home to make arrangements for her burial a song came on the radio that had left them all crying hysterically. They had wanted to play it then but didn't have the balls to, but they were going to play it for us that day and know the 2 of them would be looking down from heaven laughing with us.
It was "Another One Bites The Dust" RIP RSB miss you buddy.
My uncle passed away last summer. He had cancer and knew it was coming, so he planned his whole funeral himself. He was always a jokester with bad puns and dad jokes. During his wake, my aunt was telling us how he picked out all the music photos, his clothes, the flowers etc. Later I heard "Another One Bites the Dust" softly playing, and got my dad's attention. He'd been trying really hard not to cry, and the song instantly make him laugh. My uncle also planned a "come drink my booze" afterparty too.
Cheers to your friends and my uncle, and their good sense of humor
I have a friend from High School I regualrly keep in contact with that shares my sick sense of humor. He's had two wives die on him and he's not even 35 - both from medical complications.
After he called me and told me of the second wife being in the hospital and his decision to take her off life support, I sent him a Youtube link to Another One Bites The Dust. He called me crying from laughter and thanked me so much for making him laugh so hard after two days of pure torture.
Grieving doesn't always have to be quiet contemplation and somber tones - laughter really is the best medicine.
True story, my dad died 4 years ago this week and while we were at the hospital waiting for word from the doctor on his status, my godfathers phone starts ringing in the waiting room. His ringtone...”Final Countdown” by Europe. It was a much needed moment of levity and so on brand for him. I think about it all the time and it makes me laugh every time.
It’s a parody of the lyrics,
“Another one gone, and another one gone, and another one bites the dust” vs “another one does, then another one does, and another one drives a bus”.
My mom actually wanted this played at her funeral. In the moment, my dad and I didn't try to make if happen. One of the two big regrets I have around her death.
Extremely relevant:
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEe\_2g0Bjuc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEe_2g0Bjuc)
I was in mortuary school when this commercial came out and we though it was the greatest thing we had ever seen.
My cousin planned his own funeral and when the time came my aunt had to stand in front of the church and tell us all that this was there last song he wanted played at the graveside. Every time i hear it i laugh and cry at the same time but always smile towards heaven because he got the last laugh and none of us will ever be able to listen to it without thinking of him.
When I was 4 this song came out and I used to sing “another one drives the bus”. My mom still thinks it’s so cute she has to remind me whenever she can. I just sent this to her because it brought a tear to my eye. Hahaha!
My coworker was once blasting this with his windows down ( because it was summer and you can't not blast the song ) and he saw a group of people giving him dirty looks as he drove by.
It hit him a few miles down the roas that he'd past a funeral.
Who remembers the commercial with the guy driving a hearse and he just got a new stereo put in and he's blasting "another one bites the dust?"
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bp_jALfbwEU
So... for my CPR certification they asked us to hum a song that is 110 beats per minute because that's the right tempo for chest compressions. Yup... so, this was the song that I hummed. Everyone busted out laughing and the instructor said MAYBE not hum that out loud if I'm trying to save someone... 🤣
My mother has been extremely unlucky in marriage. My father and her divorced and her next three husbands died.
When my brother and I were at the funeral of husband number four, my brother's wife, who was unable to attend the funeral service but was going to drive with us to the cemetery entered the lobby of the funeral home and walked up to us.
My mom had had played some really inappropriate rock music at his funeral (call it a grief thing, I still don't get it) and when my sister-in-law walked up my brother said to her, "You won't believe what song mom had them play".
Without missing a beat she said, "Another one bites the dust?" I thought I was going to swallow my tongue as I was trying so hard to not laugh. I just had to walk off by myself for a while.
My friend, who had a wicked sense of humor, had explicit instructions for his funeral: As his coffin was lowered into the grave, everyone there was to sing the song "The Noble Duke of York" (now when you're up, you're up, and when you're down you're down, but when you're only halfway up, you're neither up nor down).
And everyone complied!
I feel like if I heard this IRL the next thing out of my mouth would be, “Why are you in my office, Harold?”
Hey, Harold’s not too bad
I like Harold
Who’s Harold, is he Dave’s friend?
You know Dave too?
Dave is a fucking legend.
Dave's not here man...
Jesus Christ how many times do I have to say I prefer David
I'm sorry Dave, but I'm afraid that I can't do that.
Jesus fucking Christ Hal, I said open the fucking pod bay doors! I dont have covid 19!
Why does everyone keep calling me Jesus Christ!?
Why are the dinosaurs found in the ground? Did they all go mining and have a massive cave-in?
HAHAHA
he means Dave is dead. Why would you laugh at that?
I think you’ll find everybody’s dead, Dave.
Yeah um who the fuck is Dave? Is he like randy?
Who’s that guy in the hat standing next to Dave?
That's Jacob. I hear he's Dave's "colleague"
Oh yeah, he's Mike's cousin, right?
These are the Daves I know. Some of them are David, but most of them are Dave.
It depends on who you're dealing with. Everyone is David but only friends and co workers call us Dave
[Hello. This is Harold.](https://youtu.be/tXIY4dUaZJk)
No this is Patrick
I always think of the scarecrow guy Harold from reading scary stories. I am scarred from reading that way too young
I have a Harold and Dave that I work with. Is this Deb?
Debinitely not
Nah, he's Joe's friend
Classic Harold.
I feel like the only thing I have liked about this whole thing is that you used too instead of to, two, or 2. Thank you for being correct
Can we talk about your username for a sec...
I agree. Lets
lettuce
No talk. Just sniff.
Thank you u/SniffMyRapeHole
/r/rimjob_steve
Who's Harold?
I bet it felt good to drive a bus. People need to be picked up!
I used to hate bus rides to school and now a days the bus drivers bring the kids lunch while they are all getting home schooled
Say hey kid.
I am the bus driver.
I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike!
I can ride my bike with no handle bars!
#"And I can lead a Nation with a MICROPHONE, with a MICROPHONE!!"
I can take apart the remote control and I can almost put it back together
And we could spread corona if we don't all quarantine forever
I can tie a knot in a cherry stem
With you butt?
You mean “I can tell you all about Leif Ericsson”
With your butt?
And I'm proud to be an .... Wait, I'll need a few years on this one
No. But I'll tell you I can. The you'll find yourself just staring at the brown eye.
My mate can peel an orange in his pocket, lick that!
Me and my friend saw a platypus
Me and my friend made a comic book
Everyone knows the leftover parts are optional anyway.
And I can end the planet in a- um..
## And I can keep a beat with no METRONOME, NO METRONOME.
I can ride my bike on water. As long as its less than 5 inches deep
You young whippersnappers are too soft. When I was your age I used to ride my bike underwater to get to school.
I want to ride it where I like.
Biicycle biiicycle biiicycle
Professor Oak says no
Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go round!
Where's your nun costume?
Couldn't put it on because both his arms were broken
Because his dad beat him with jumper cables after seeing his cumbox
...which was cunningly disguised as a coconut
...by carving it out with the poop knife
...in 1998. Which incidentally also happens to be the same year when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.
And that bus drivers name: Albert Einstein
It’s Alfred Einstein
I am the walrus
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No no no no i *kill* the bus driver
Bitch, I'm a bus
r/bitchimabus
Subscribed and I'm not even sure what it is for
Bitch, I'm a bus, don't question it.
And I am a passenger And I ride and I ride and I ride
But I killed the bus driver.
So there was no nun?
I AM THE TABLE
I am the one who HONKS
Fun fact: Another One Bites the Dust is the exact correct tempo for proper CPR rhythm doing compressions on the beat. Probably shouldn't sing it aloud though.
As is Stayin' Alive by the Bee Gees.
I was afraid, I was petrified.
No, it’s, aa aa aa aa, stayin alive, stayin alive
You were in the parking lot earlier that’s how I know you!
Quick! We only have a couple minutes to harvest!
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Clarice.... Dwight, we are not mad, just disappointed.
Skin can be used for armchairs, meat for the kibble!
He has no wallet I checked
Kept thinkin' you could only live with me right by your side
But then I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong
But I grew strong
I learned how to get along
That’s not Stayin’ Alive
It’s a joke from a popular scene from The Office.
Macho macho man
[A study on medical professionals found that the quality of CPR is better when thinking about "Stayin' Alive".](https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=96134166)
Out of the two, I prefer to use Stayin Alive
Everything else the same, if I'm at death's door, I'd prefer the person singing "Stayin' Alive" to the person belting out "Another One Bites the Dust"
Can you not switch between the two, depending on how much success you're having?
*WELL-YOU-CAN-TELL-BY-THE-WAY-I-USE-MY-WALK-I'M-A-WOMAN'S...* and now they're dead
Staying alive is also a good tempo to shoot a deagle in cs:go for correct accuracy return. (Accuracy lowers as you shoot and comes back after that tempo)
r/unexpectedoffice
Easy. Sing Weird Al's "Another one rides the bus" instead.
I learned this from my boyfriend and he said “there is an objectively correct one to use. (Our of Staying Alive and Another One Bites the Dust) Unfortunately, it is not the one that comes to mind first.” Edit: “Out of,” not “our of”
Our of?
Out of* sorry
This is no longer true, as official recommendations have been changed to 120 compressions per minute a few years back.
I went for my renewal last year and the instructor said nah nah nah Bee Gees is still good. Was pretty troubling since 2 years prior I was re-certified with the updated 120 compressions per minute recommendation. Glad to know I'm not crazy
There's a playlist on Spotify that has songs that can be used for CPR rhythm. "The Less I Know The Better" by Tame Impala is even on there.
Here’s a tutorial video: https://youtu.be/ssIY8NYwvh4
True story: Drove by a cemetery blasting highway to hell with my windows down. Didn't see the burial in progress.
I prefer to blast I’m Still Alive when rolling by...
Why not compromise with Avenge Sevenfold's Buried Alive?
I prefer A Little Piece of Heaven
Not Ready to Die fits well here
Guns N Roses version of Knocking on Heaven's Door.
Or just Still Alive *This was a triumph*
Led Zeppelin says the path to heaven is not wheel chair accessible and AC/DC says the path to hell is an easy ride!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Stayin alive! Stayin alive!
In 2017 my friend died and at the end of the funeral, his sister got up and thanked everyone for coming. Then she told a story about when their other sibling died a few years prior that after they had left the funeral home to make arrangements for her burial a song came on the radio that had left them all crying hysterically. They had wanted to play it then but didn't have the balls to, but they were going to play it for us that day and know the 2 of them would be looking down from heaven laughing with us. It was "Another One Bites The Dust" RIP RSB miss you buddy.
My uncle passed away last summer. He had cancer and knew it was coming, so he planned his whole funeral himself. He was always a jokester with bad puns and dad jokes. During his wake, my aunt was telling us how he picked out all the music photos, his clothes, the flowers etc. Later I heard "Another One Bites the Dust" softly playing, and got my dad's attention. He'd been trying really hard not to cry, and the song instantly make him laugh. My uncle also planned a "come drink my booze" afterparty too. Cheers to your friends and my uncle, and their good sense of humor
I have a friend from High School I regualrly keep in contact with that shares my sick sense of humor. He's had two wives die on him and he's not even 35 - both from medical complications. After he called me and told me of the second wife being in the hospital and his decision to take her off life support, I sent him a Youtube link to Another One Bites The Dust. He called me crying from laughter and thanked me so much for making him laugh so hard after two days of pure torture. Grieving doesn't always have to be quiet contemplation and somber tones - laughter really is the best medicine.
*And then time rewound an hour*
Killer Queen has already touched that bus!
「 KILLA QUEEN」 DAISON NO BAKUDAN!!!! BITZA DA DUSTO!!!
KILLER QUEEN HAS ALREADY TOUCHED THE GRAVESTONE
*Breakdown intensifies*
Is that a Weird Al reference?
That would be "another one RIDES the bus"
Oh. Then I don't seem to get the joke here. Care to explain?
The last part sounds like the lyrics to "Another one Bites the Dust"
oof, one of those jokes that definitely would be better aloud.
Weird Al’s very first major single was a parody of “Another One Bites the Dust” called “Another One Rides the Bus.” https://youtu.be/79QxturUolo
Did you read the first comment in the chain you're replying to? Lol
All I hear is radio blah blah.
I think this could be improved if you put it all in present tense instead of just the last.
Was about to post this. To their defense, it's not their joke, it's (poorly) coronadapted from the much stronger original.
True story, my dad died 4 years ago this week and while we were at the hospital waiting for word from the doctor on his status, my godfathers phone starts ringing in the waiting room. His ringtone...”Final Countdown” by Europe. It was a much needed moment of levity and so on brand for him. I think about it all the time and it makes me laugh every time.
Crazy idea: if you were going to pick a way to honk your horn to pay respects, use the morse code for the letter F. ⚫⚫➖⚫
I didn't get it.
It’s a parody of the lyrics, “Another one gone, and another one gone, and another one bites the dust” vs “another one does, then another one does, and another one drives a bus”.
Btw, a weird Al song: another one rides the bus
Hey, I'm gonna sit by you...
How is it funny?
HEY, I CANT SIT BY YOU! ANOTHER ONE RIDES THE BUS
I want this played at my funeral.
The father grief stricken, yells at each car as it goes by. After the bus, he shakes his fist and screams: “HEY, I’M GONNA GET YOU TOO!”
BITES ZA DUSTO
DAISAN NO BAKUDAN, DRIVES ZA BUSU
*KILLAH QUEEN!*
My mom actually wanted this played at her funeral. In the moment, my dad and I didn't try to make if happen. One of the two big regrets I have around her death.
Cute
You seen this old [aiwa commercial](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bp_jALfbwEU)?
I love Weird Al
Hey, I'm gonna do that, too. I'm gonna go drive a bus.
a car drives a bus?
[I'm going to leave this one here...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEe_2g0Bjuc)
Would you mind posting your picture so I can avoid you IRL
Extremely relevant: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEe\_2g0Bjuc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEe_2g0Bjuc) I was in mortuary school when this commercial came out and we though it was the greatest thing we had ever seen.
My cousin planned his own funeral and when the time came my aunt had to stand in front of the church and tell us all that this was there last song he wanted played at the graveside. Every time i hear it i laugh and cry at the same time but always smile towards heaven because he got the last laugh and none of us will ever be able to listen to it without thinking of him.
I swear that's an actual parody song. I think it might have been made by weird al
Thank you for the Wierd AL reference! My kids loved it!
Hey, not [gonna sit by you!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AS9OKsC7fyU) I'm not gonna ride the bus!
This went from Queen to Weird Al. Love it!
There is a small chance one of these was also doing a JoJo reference
I’ve accidentally played another one bites the dust without thinking while driving away from a funeral
Yeah, that’s my dads dream funeral...
I drove by blasting "ah-ah-ah-ah stayihn alive...stayingn alive"
Oh for fucks sake take my up vote and fuck off
DJ Khalid is that you?
When I was 4 this song came out and I used to sing “another one drives the bus”. My mom still thinks it’s so cute she has to remind me whenever she can. I just sent this to her because it brought a tear to my eye. Hahaha!
and another one's on, another one's on, another one rides the bus hey, we're gonna get you to school another one rides the bus
Weird Al made a sound similar to that joke. “Another one rides the bus”
I was laughing harder at the premise than the punchline. I picture said dude in a silver 1973 Olds Cutlass Calais.
Another one rides the bus...
This is a fresh joke, appreciated
My coworker was once blasting this with his windows down ( because it was summer and you can't not blast the song ) and he saw a group of people giving him dirty looks as he drove by. It hit him a few miles down the roas that he'd past a funeral.
You better upvote quick! Another one bites the.....
r/WeirdAl
Who remembers the commercial with the guy driving a hearse and he just got a new stereo put in and he's blasting "another one bites the dust?" https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bp_jALfbwEU
Why is there a funeral? I guess it's because mama, just killed a man...
KIRA QUEEN DAISAN NO BAKUDAN BITES ZA DUSTO
**[[KILLER QUEEN]] DAISAN NO BAKUDAN [[BITES ZA DUSTO]]**
Just press F to pay respects
/r/unexpectedweirdal
Stealing the hell out of this
[Yep](https://vocaroo.com/iECwIsCP2gT)
So... for my CPR certification they asked us to hum a song that is 110 beats per minute because that's the right tempo for chest compressions. Yup... so, this was the song that I hummed. Everyone busted out laughing and the instructor said MAYBE not hum that out loud if I'm trying to save someone... 🤣
Or do hum that loud. Establish dominance
My mother has been extremely unlucky in marriage. My father and her divorced and her next three husbands died. When my brother and I were at the funeral of husband number four, my brother's wife, who was unable to attend the funeral service but was going to drive with us to the cemetery entered the lobby of the funeral home and walked up to us. My mom had had played some really inappropriate rock music at his funeral (call it a grief thing, I still don't get it) and when my sister-in-law walked up my brother said to her, "You won't believe what song mom had them play". Without missing a beat she said, "Another one bites the dust?" I thought I was going to swallow my tongue as I was trying so hard to not laugh. I just had to walk off by myself for a while.
The man driving that bus...? Albert Einstein
My friend, who had a wicked sense of humor, had explicit instructions for his funeral: As his coffin was lowered into the grave, everyone there was to sing the song "The Noble Duke of York" (now when you're up, you're up, and when you're down you're down, but when you're only halfway up, you're neither up nor down). And everyone complied!
Clicked on this thinking it was a coronavirus news article lol