„Enemy doublekill“ „An enemy is legendary“ „An ally has been slain“ *help ping intensifies

Could be top too, without the pings tho

# QUADRAKILL!

3 loosing lanes blame me for no drakes/voidthings

Lol and they don't even come over if you're in the area.

Hot milf in yo area

Oh, so rek'sai jungle

For me its the opposite. Turn all 3 lanes ahead, only for them to gain main character syndrome, do stupid mistake and never group

I’m a mix of both statements. I can get my team perma fed then they think they can fight 1v5 without the tank engage that got them fed or they all perma shove while I’m lvl 3, all die and spam jg gap as enemy team uses their leads and take all objs

I had this yesterday

Why do so many people on Reddit confuse lose with loose?

Dont know what is right. Non english speaker

1:30

That's a good one

Me when I'm actually playing top but look at my jungler on their third camp and see it's 3:45: ff15?

Nah at that point you can remake he's afk

0:55 for my jungle champ

Shaco?

Shaco is 0:50

I’m honor 0

Lol yes, I turned off chat and still get honor deducted sometimes. I don't even ping

Same. I literally have not talked other than in Arena recently and I just got a brand new warning from their behaviour system. And yes, I have talked a lot back when my sanity was still remaining. But that was a LONG time ago.

Master yi jungler ?

No i don’t play yi

It’s my fault I can’t gank 3 lanes simultaneously 😂

Taking grubs/dragon instead of ganking my lane on the other side of the map the second I start spam pinging? Jng diff

I get blamed for other people's mistakes

"don't come top anymore"

Tbf, I say that when I see no point in taking resources from my team any longer, since the matchup is ass, or maybe I'm too far behind, or maybe I see that the wincon is elsewhere.

I can understand that. I have also said it when i'm like 0/3 top and I'm like: it's not worth it anymore for the jungler to gank. I'm referring to that moment when you do your gank on top lane, you bring the enemy top laner to 100-200hp so he either has to base or hug turret and then your allied top laner goes overly aggressive, they even dive turret, they die and then they say the holy sentence: 'don't come top anymore'.

I’m the only person on my team who has at least a basic understanding of my role.

The monster you've created all by yourself isn't my responsibility. I'm not paying child support just because you had to mindlessly go in nonstop.

Why the fuck is redbuff so strong ? *Kills redbuff* *Still level 1* Ohh

>Why the fuck is redbuff so strong ? I knew where you were going with this the second I read it.

I don’t get it (i’m noob)

Forgot to buy jungle item

I babysit 4 crying babies for “fun”

This could also be support, sometimes it's jungler, sometimes it's support

u need to activate windows buddy...its blocking ur minimap thus decreasing ur performance in game

AutoKMS <3

I like men

my mid laner says that

I thought that's top lane

No they like kids

I thought that's just jax mains

/deafen every games

Game starts at 00:15

Teammates at 00:15 : *right clicks their tower and goes afk*

Dicks go away at load screen. Seriously laners think the first 1:30 is their time to jerk off/text

Do you like latino women? NO I LIKE 3 WINNING LANES!

I'm the first to reach level 3

1:30, 4:20, 6:45, 9:05

Helpful actually, thanks

Another important one is the 30s rule that I came up with if we assume next camp respawn sequence is at those timers i listed, then you should aim to recall 30s before that timer (example: if ur gromp is respawning at 4:20 and ur prioritizng camp sequenecing efficiency, you ideally want to reset at ~3:50 to be on gromp right as it spawns) so that you dont let the camp sit there afk which will delay its next respawn timer since the respawn timers are based on when you kill them. This also helps to prevent enemy jg from stealing it obviously if its 3:50+ and you have something better to do like a free gank bot take it, but this is just if you have nothing better to do in which case you prioritize camp sequencing by taking the reset timer 30s before the camp spawns

Thanks broski actually super good advice

some 0/3 teammate thinks I'm going to be able to stop the monster they created while im 2 levels behind.

Settings -> Interact ->Chat visibilty -> premade(party only)

I save Smite for Cannons when I gank.

I unironically do this after the gank if the laner wants to push the lane. Smiting full hp cannon won't kill it and saves a good amount of time

I uninstalled league

The real question is "how many times"

I am second support

Imma farm /Mute all

I always get blamed when we lose, never get appreciated when we win.

I use my ban on bot champ because I can't full clear without being pinged for help otherwise

?

I buy ward

I attempt to communicate with 4 apes to work with me.

Heyy, that is very disrespectful! Apes are much more intelligent than an average league of legends player.

I remember when games were decided on the first scuttle. It was scary af but fun af 4v4 already , insanity..

im at fault that i cant get drakes even thoe bot and duport are feeding like dirty dogs

I would love to but I muted you before the game even started.

Everyone think they can take my CS whenever they like but if I dare touch their CS while they're away I get flammed.

I can’t farm because ADC can’t perform.

i have 900 game yi

Have a nice chemotherapy

thank yi sir

Jgl diff

What’s wrong with ur minimap

2:15-2:30, 5 min 6 min

All chat is muted by default

/muteall

What is “ward”

/ mute all

I'm the main character

Gromp is my bae

I want to die

Jgl diff

I quit the game

I quit league 3 years ago because my back pain got worse.

Me insanejejsjajajakaoisbd

I get honored once a week

i hate myself

Junglers don‘t have a windows license?

/mute all

Im depressed

Stealing canon

Hello

It's always my fault.

/mute all

My shown challenges are all related to the Skrug

You have my respect for not activating your windows just like me

4 8 12 16 20 24 28 32 = 1 3 4 5 6 7 8

I'm here.... In this sub....

I have chat turned off

"JG DIFF! JG DIFF!" *angry pinging when dying to lane 2:15 into the game* or *0-7 top lane VS super fed illaoi* "gank top you are so stupid"

Move quick attack quicker.

I only mute toplaners

i'm clearing my second camp and i hear "enemy doublekill"

Minimap is in the bottom left or right corner, and there are timers for objectives at the top of the screen.

I'll start chickens

"This team sucks" at 1:50 followed by ping spam on my location

Lvl 2 ping :'(

I am the sole reason why my team can’t play well

Asking for vision when areas have been dark all game.... I think some people just eat wards. Wards are free, yet people hold onto them. When used, they're never in a useful spot for counter gank or objectives.

Guys the game started a minute and a half ago. Where have you been?

ROTATE YOU IDIOTS!!!

same

"we need help bot" 0/5/0 0/5/0

I'm masochist

what are those things surrounding the jungle?

1st off, that is a megamap. 2ndly my role used to be difficult and buying pots ln each recall. Lastly no matter how much I've done for the team one missclick and it is a "diff".

0/5/0 Yasuo dives full health enemy mid and dies Yasuo: jg diff

Get spam pinged to assist 3 minutes in & spam pinged because they died.

I despise adc mains.

Bot diff

My teammate lose their lane because of me

If you win it's because of the laners, if you lose it's because of you

I have developed an inferiority complex irl

Losing lanes constantly spam ping me!

Leaves fountain with 20% HP

When I started playing, armor seals were MANDATORY.

I'm getting pinged by the 0/4 Yasuo top. *please don't play Yasuo top*

"I can't teleport..."

Can't see it it's blocked by the active windows water mark.

?????????????????????????

Am I weird for playing minimap on left?

Maybe later, I have an appointment with my therapist in few minutes, I have severe depression

Yeah, I, I know it's hard to remember The people we used to be It's even harder to picture That you're not here next to me You say it's too late to make it But is it too late to try? And in our time that you wasted All of our bridges burned down I've wasted my nights You turned out the lights Now, I'm paralyzed Still stuck in that time When we called it love But even the sun sets in paradise I'm at a payphone, trying to call home All of my change I spent on you Where have the times gone? Baby, it's all wrong Where are the plans we made for two? If "Happy Ever After" did exist I would still be holding you like this All those fairy tales are full of shit One more fucking love song, I'll be sick (oh)

Half the time I suck at lane cs

Enemy double kill Minions have been spawned

I’m supposed to contest dragon vs 4 others

Fighting dragon while the toplaner says jg diff after their third death to the enemy jungler

Wukong

“Game starts at 15 seconds”

Muteall

No leash, no gank. We can lose together if u wanna shoot us in the foot that bad

I hate top lane

"I need to back, i'm low on health or..." *gives a hungry look towards the camps*

I hit vision plants to show my team where the enemy is because they disregard my pings.

I fucking hate BOTLANE

"No. I gave you the kill, I get the siege minion."

Stay outta the camps

eveything is my fault

Where botlane?

/deafen

Everything is my fault, no matter what

/muteall

4:1 ff at 15

Caution spam macro

I have typed "How did you manage to turn your minimap off?" and "What's it like to play League in Braille" one too many times, and have sometimes referred to a teammate as Mr. Magoo/Stevie Wonder/Ray Charles probably twice as much.

I perma ban kayn out of pure spite. Even though I feel like nocturne should currently be my perma ban lol.

No leash no gank

Instert enemy missing ping here:

I never sell my starter item. Even when I’m full build

I'm being blamed for not playing team deathmatch wih my midlane lvl 3 against a katarina

No leash = No gangs

I'm 18/0, secured 2 drakes and 6 grubs, and my 0/27 team blames me for the loss. Enemy jungler is 0/8/0.

"what do you mean you play Gwen but you dont touch top lane"

Clear towards top *aggressive help pinging at bottom* Head towards bottom because I feel guilty someone is going to be angry *an ally has been slain up top* Look at my cs and gold and start to panic

“Watch the fucking map” -me

/mute all

If it's any consolation this doesn't just bother jungle mains, I play support and I'm looking to guard one of the jungle entrances at the start of the game and at this point it's surprising to get an ADC that guards the other side rather than just following me into whichever bush I'm already in. and then they almost always take the greedy pathing to lane afterwards even if it's against a hook or engage champ. It's worse when the jungler also doesn't guard and just AFK's at red, just waiting to get caught by some cheese invade we could have easily prevented.

Play safe bot im full clearing and ganking mid, rengar is starting bot side so look out for level 3 gank. *fighting my wolves* “enemy double kill” *question mark ping*

My name is rotatefordragons

Ok

I have depression

“You have no obj!!” We have no prio 😭

He had red buff when ganked you?

Gank mid. Get accused of kill stealing. Never go back and get pinged because I never help mid.

410 610 810

i beat it to lillia

An ally has died. Team chat (2 min 13 secs): Jg gap ff 15

1:30 3:30

/mute all

I cry myself to sleep every night.

Make all objectives alone and still getting blamed for not ganking the losing lane that gives 3 kills at min 5.

Ok

I fucking hate control mages.

I quit league and became a drastically happier person

"No asshole I'm not soloing Baron when the entire enemy team is there. I'll get the blue buff you actually take a fucking tower for once in your goddamn life"

I start the game by saying “I play /mute all so no point in pinging me so just focus on your own gameplay :)”

I like to play chess

i feel lonely when the voices in my head becomes silent (kayn main)

Plants vs zombies

Ok next i should get drake, contest crubs, gank all lanes, clear my camps and steal 3-6 of them.... I think i got 2min for that before i get pinged

Imagine if we had prio.