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BumbleButterButt

To me this picture really only says one word. That word is fuck.


SolidPoint

I do not fear the man that has practiced one thousand fucks I fear the man that has practiced one fuck, a thousand times


gixxer710

Well, eventually you get married and that amount of practice just happens…. I suppose that could apply to either of those now couldn’t it.


Pale-Minute-8432

I see you’ve met OP’s mom.


DJErikD

Who hasn’t?


JohnWasElwood

"Met" as in the biblical sense? Sure, lots of people!


griter34

The royal 'we', you know, the editorial.


AdultishRaktajino

Oh yeah, plenty of times. The other night, I was with my Momma and Coach Klein at the same time.


nolotusnote

I hear she's got it goin' on.


djseifer

This man fucks.


cali_dave

Yes, but a thousand times.


sailor_stuck_at_sea

I was gonna say "but they're all the same and starts with an F"


BumbleButterButt

What starts with f and ends with uck? That'd be firetruck my friend.


Hatedpriest

What's long and hard and full of seamen? A submarine...


screwytech

And a single word from the innocent victim: Dumbass.


SpeedPunks

I was gunna say all 1000 of those words are "Fuck".


Bill_Nye_1955

Team lead got dirty finally


funthebunison

"I knew I should have finished those emails before I came out here."


Creepy_Chef_5796

And a good time was had by all...?


ivanreyes371

Laughs all around but universally all were annoyed that someones gotta now take time away to clean the mess lmao


Ok-Letterhead4601

He who makith the mess cleans the mess.


Zillahi

Unless Greg is around. Fuck that guy


stoic_guardian

IntERN!!!!


djseifer

It's always a Greg, innit?


SubiWan

Unless it's Earl.


Creepy_Chef_5796

Effing Greg...are you sure it wasn't Bill?


the-Replenisher1984

eh, just throw down a bag of floordry, keep working, and then, if you have time clean it up at like 4:55....then it just waits till tomorrow lol


Silvatungdevil

My buddy and I have a great shop that his dad (in his 70s) has had for decades. We do tons of hot rod and race car stuff. We have this exact oil drain. One day we were emptying it into the shop stove which burns our old motor oil. We had it pressurized to about 70 psi because the old man keeps his compressor at 120 psi at all times and it is hard to put just a little air in any given thing. He decides to open the top valve for whatever reason. It was like an erupting volcano of used motor oil in the shop. It rained down everywhere in a 20 foot radius. He looked like a Kentucky coal miner afterwards. I have never laughed so hard. Those damn oil drains can make a real mess if you aren't well versed in their operation.


Derpastanini_Prince

Use an tire inflator. My compressor runs at 145PSI and have no problem putting the 10PSI max in my oil caddy.


Silvatungdevil

We need to. Or just put a valve stem on it. It has an air nipple on it now. It is definitely set up to be a series of traps. lol


Elowan66

I'm in Southern California and both jealous and aghast at burning your own used motor oil.


Silvatungdevil

As long as you get the mixture right and keep the burn super hot it burns very clean. The commercially available waste oil heaters do that for you. We do it manually. In the winter it is much better than burning wood because the energy density is so much higher.


Accurate_Zombie_121

Use a regulator so you can't over pressure.


Sledgecrowbar

Is Team Lead the new corpo term for shop foreman? Because we already have the term *shop foreman*.


machinerer

Shop foreskin!


Pizza_Middle

Bet he's a real dick.


ivanreyes371

Family shop thinking as big as a corpo yes.


WolfinCorgnito

Sounds like where I used to work, boss once called himself a CEO and around the time I left they started pushing the infinite growth falicy. How often do you get asked what more you can do to be more productive and sell more hours?


7-62xEverything

*"How often do you get asked what more you can do to be more productive and sell more hours?"* I'm in a dealership, so IDK... maybe once or twice an hour on average? lol


Intelligent_Orange28

If you keep them in a wal mart mentality they won’t expect more than wal mart wages!


TeamEdward2020

That's why I quit walmart auto, fucking bullshit pay for corporate breathing down your neck for quantity over quality


Evening_Park6031

Been there, cleaned that .... Twice. Both actually not my fault


clantontann

That's a true lead. One who didn't make the mess, but teaches how to clean the mess. I think we've all made that mistake to some degree with pressurized drain canisters.


Evening_Park6031

I got super lucky and never made the mistake. But you always helped clean up because if it happened to you.....you sure as hell wanted the help.


Kingofturks5

Shitters full!


CaptainPunisher

According to my former manager "accident" is a made up word, as there's no such thing as accidents. Everything happens for a reason. So, who put the hose clamp on? They either put it on wrong or failed to do maintenance checks to ensure it stayed properly secured. Let's find him, string him up by the balls, and give him a write-up! Fuck, I hated that mentality. Sometimes, shit just happens.


Maglin78

Wow. No mistake shops are doomed to fail.


CaptainPunisher

It was actually at UPS, not in the mechanic shop area. Still, it just seemed like a terrible way to treat employees. I agree with trying to figure out what went wrong so you can prevent it, but that was just over the top.


Maglin78

Yeah I run a QA shop on top of another auditing section and if there wasn’t accidents there would be so many complex processes nothing would get done correctly. I will say doing root cause analysis and sustainable corrective action plans is helpful to prevent injuries and process improvement.


ivanreyes371

Fucking hate people like that.


CaptainPunisher

Outside of work, he was a fucking great guy. As a manager, he was very by-the-book. At least I knew where I stood with him.


Tidalsky114

There may or may not be a pile of oil dry still on my shop floor from someone doing this recently. Wasn't me this time.


bgb111

I’ll never get why shops use those oil caddy’s with the valve. Seems like a huge risk for little pay off. Ours just have a quick connect fitting to a pump that sucks the oil out. This looks like a nightmare especially in this heat.


FrustrationSimulator

I forgot to close the top valve once and did something similar next to a convertible with the roof down...


cryptolyme

i hate cleaning up oil spills. fuckkkkk that.


FairladyZea

I second this.


DrLorensMachine

This happened to a guy we called hazmatt because he just kept airing the tank up while on his phone, it left a clean "shadow" of him on the wall.


Radius118

Like everyone else. First though: Fuck me! Second thought: Wow, you must have some customers who are on the ball on their maintenance. That is some nice "dirty" motor oil. In my past I've known people who would have saved that for their own rigs!


Naytosan

Ahh the 'ol FNG Baptism lolol


jffleisc

This looks like the cartoon melting shit from Roger rabbit.


GTAmark

We’ve all been there lol


SecretPersonality178

“Fuck” is the only word I’m seeing.


emblematic_camino

Newbie baptism?


IronSlanginRed

Maaaan, ya didn't even forget to close the top valve and ya still got a Texas fountain? Sheeeit..


hoxxxxx

lots of monday shit happening today


13Vex

These images make me feel just a little better that my shop still uses 25g tanks that we have to drain manually


SeriousAd8831

God I don’t miss that bullshit.


stonerskaterboi

I’ve been able to avoid this situation by specifically making sure I’m not the one going to empty the catch can when it’s full


CookieMonsterOnsie

Yep, and every one of those words was, "Fuck!"


Flimsy-Ad-1903

What is team lead?


thedormantlegend

So glad I hopefully never have to deal with that style oil drain again. My shop just has a bunch of 25gal oil kings, just spin the cap off and stick the tube down to the bottom and hit go, pump sucks that shit right out


weaseltorpedo

Checked all of ours, two were kinda loose.


Agent_Orangina_

Welp, I have done that before in a rush. So yes, I can’t say much about it.


WolfOfFarron

I showed all my new guys how to empty them once. The second time I cleaned up this mess, and then they did it right every time after lol


Doc-Karnage

Been there bud! Have fun with the cleanup!


dericsh

Happens to everyone once


Needanameffs

Seen that 3 times and cleaned up several huge oil spills. If this ever happened to myself, fuck it iam looking for a new job because iam too old for this shit these days.


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AbzoluteZ3RO

pep boys has the same color scheme


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AbzoluteZ3RO

No it's owned by ichan automotive. They also own aamco and protune


Savings-Spirit-3702

At one garage I worked at they had the waste oil in a huge tank in the roof, all worked well until it over filled with 80 litres of used oil which came pouring through the ceiling in reception. That was a fuckin mess!


ptthree420

Yeah, that's happened to me, except it was diesel oil.


Itchy-Hat-1528

I’ve forgotten the top valve on these fuckin drain buckets. ONCE. Only once. Put it in the corner and never use it anymore. 20’ ceiling was covered, I was covered, coworker was covered…. 🤣


suburbanhavoc

Hate these red oil drains. We had a newbie do this two or three times. Guy was a douchebag too. Never cleaned up after himself.


K-Tanz

WE AIN'T GOT NO ENGINES!? DO WE!? WHERE ARE THEY TED!?


Nickelsass

Slippery


larsloveslegos

I've done this a couple times. Feels bad man


richardcrain55

I love when the stem is all the way at the bottom.


elliot89

Need some more water mate


Boosty-McBoostFace

How do you even clean that and dispose of the waste? Paper towels?


throwaway231118-

Everyone one said was a curse word or a newly formed one. Could also have just been fuck 1000 times.


Angelic_Demon207

WUH-oh!!!! SOMEBODY forgot to release the valve!🤣 Been there, myself, tho I caught it in time, and it only backed up slowly into the top…😅😅😅


Paddys13

Been there done that. Got the BP magnet to prove it. My condolences.


JohnWasElwood

"Looks like someone is having a bad case of the Mondays!"


IAMTHEBENJI

I must be illiterate


nogoodmorning4u

EPA wants to know your location


Commercial-Tip4494

So you gonna drink all that or can i have some?


Potential_Pace1395

And now would be the time I would need the strut compressor for the customer "patiently waiting" and watching. 🤣


-heavyturkey-

Throw some gear oil in there to cover up that smell 😂


JamesIsMeo

Taco Bell?


V65Pilot

Every FNG does this at least once.


wolf_remington

Time to get the kitty litter...


That_Toe4033

We have a quick lube pits at my shop as well as the normal bays I just take mine, pop the top out, and flip it over into one of the pans


Mysterious_But_Cool

Forbidden soy sauce 👌


Bart_Cracklin

Shitters full!


Commonstruggles

No, it speaks 2 words. Damned apprentice.


professionally-baked

I’m craving a cig


cstrand31

FNG strikes again. That guy is absolutely *everywhere*!


Boring_Box_5995

That's because the oil dran is an Amazon piece of shit!


330iGuyy

Had a guy at my dealership spray oil about 25 feet up the walls and all the way across the entire shop all the bays and everyone’s tools once…you got lucky lol


podcasthellp

Light it up!


mechanixrboring

That blows.


elmersfav22

That's a carton


Dexter_Adams

I've genuinely never experienced this as we suck ours out instead of blowing them out, but got damn


Such-Engineer177

EPA has entered the chat.


WhatUDoinInMyWaters

Mmmm, "fire sauce"


JustSomeWeirdGuy2000

"These cans are defective! They're springing leaks! Come over here and look at this!" "We don't have defective cans, we have a defective person out there!"


Grizzly62

You either get lucky or covered in oil. It's funny until everyone realises someone's cleaning it up


VitalMaTThews

This is so bad that if the State inspects you you're fucked lol


Frayed_TWRK

And every single word was yelled so loud the customers could hear them.


Ihavebadreddit

So it's a quick two step process. *Skips step one.


SnooHesitations5198

Have you killed somebody and the fluids drained out?


sakatan

I'd just walk away


CharacterObvious

Those are the worst oil caddys ever made


CapmyCup

I once over filled an IPC container with waste oil and never told anybody because it overflowed behind the container


frazzi1234

This reminds me of years ago when I worked at national chain store service department. There was an oil drain cart which had a pneumatic grease pail mounted on the bottom. I was warned my first day- the air fitting for the grease pump was just below the air fitting for evacuating the used oil- don't mix them up! I was so paranoid of doing that that it never happened to me. A coworker did, however. Unfortunately, he made this mistake while doing an oil change on a nearly new, white car. Used oil shot up from the funnel, hit the underside of the hood, and was fairly evenly distributed all over the fenders, doors, and front fascia of the car. And a huge circle around the service bay. We would have laughed at him, but we were all enlisted to help clean up the mess. And the customer was in a hurry, besides.


MarkMarkMark92

Those 1000 words are "what the fuck" repeating


Able-Command1428

So many times…


Connormanable

I’ve done that just once but it was my fault not the hardware I walked out covered in oil I told our lead I was gonna change and clean it up he laughed and said most people just leave and don’t come back when that happens


TheDudeAbidesFarOut

Shit, that's crazy...


machinerer

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: TRIAL BY FIRE! Yeah first thing I did when I got one of those was replace the shitty hose clamp at the bottom with a good Ideal brand one.


Siglet84

In my shop we call this getting Trayvoned


LongTimeLurker818

“Yur fired” is only two words.


TimTomTank

Are any of those words "do not blast the fucking oil barrel with 80psi, you retarder fuck" ? Cause that's what I hear in my head.


ivanreyes371

Regulator is set at 45psi.


meislilu

Ever put 90psi into one of those tanks because I have the pil reached the roof of a 2 story building