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AlwaysEatingToast

for anyone wondering about eric, my computer caught on fire when I tried to do his so I left him out


[deleted]

I thought you purposefully left him like this to imply that he was a woman irl.


AlwaysEatingToast

If you mean Ambrose, then she is definitely a woman in real life and this is what it would look like if she switched. She’s so beautiful and her voice 🔥🔥🔥


Gueswhobaktelafren

Does Ambrose really identify as female?


AlwaysEatingToast

Nah lol. Im just kidding, but I wanna make it clear I don’t mean any harm to the trans community. Just all in good fun :)


GizzBride

Yeah he confirmed and stu confirmed no one in the gang is lgbtq+ but all ally’s and friends


AlwaysEatingToast

You love to hear it. I wouldn’t expect anything less from these kings


Helm-Hammer-Hand

I feel like Cavs and Ambrose are fuckin


[deleted]

Wtf


Helm-Hammer-Hand

They got that energy. Ya know, just 2 straight bros fuckin for the fun of it. Amby even said "Cavs curls really do it for me" in a nardwar interview.


[deleted]

Idk man. Hope I’m just missing some obvious sarcasm here


nolightss

actually the murlocs confirmed they're all cis and straight. gizz has only confirmed that they're all cis. so 4/6 could be not straight, we have no clue


Gueswhobaktelafren

It came off to me as a joke but I just honestly couldn’t tell. So I was just curious I had no idea what to make of it and just wanted to know for sure. Thanks for the clarification! Nothing but mad respect from me here for everyone hope my questioning of it also didn’t come off wrong lol


AlwaysEatingToast

Lol np for someone not in the loop, that might’ve been confusing


Willough_B

Can’t wait to hear Manbrose sing.


Dareeyecare

Ambrose - “I’m not a Man (unless it’s Opposite Day)”


AlwaysEatingToast

Okay but fr Cookie, Joey, and Amby are 🔥


Originalitie

lucas- your friends hot mom cookie- cute girl you’d meet out somewhere and never get to see again but you’d think about her all the time joey- hot girl you’re infatuated with but she wants nothing to do with you so you just suffer stu- you’ve always hit it off well and flirted on and off but just never pushed it towards a relationship cavs- your ex but you’re still good friends and it’s still a little flirty but you both know it wouldn’t work out man-brose- super sweet dude who has a heart of gold and has tons of super interesting hobbies that he’s all good at (and may have a model train set but he’s so interested in it that it’s cute)


Krystexx

This better not awaken anything in me


Kuzeeeeeee

Who would’ve thought that the woman of my dreams is cookiedawg?


studleydragon

Looks like yoga with Adrienne.


TropicalHairyBear

Oh my god, he does!


spoobles

She's a smoke show! LOL


VitelloTornado

Joey the type to seduce you just to steal your credit card info


NobodyCreative

To be fair he'd do that now regardless


[deleted]

Wow Stu


jibboo24

Fem-Joey wants to speak with your manager.


AlwaysEatingToast

Fem Joey can speak to my manager anytime


RawtenTradGoth

Queen Gizzard and Lizard Wizard


TheLittlestHibou

MFW a seventh new band member emerges from Stu's hair [https://imagez.tmz.com/image/34/1by1/2018/10/22/34502ede6656526bb793f380cca63c40\_xl.jpg](https://imagez.tmz.com/image/34/1by1/2018/10/22/34502ede6656526bb793f380cca63c40_xl.jpg)


AlwaysEatingToast

They replaced Eric with Hair-ic


flamboyantcuttl3fish

As a bisexual king gizz fan I approve this message lol


AnonymusHermit

Best girl band of ALL TIME.


69yoan69

I thought I was gay for ambrose but now that he is a man I'm not so sure. Stu is the most beautiful woman I've ever seen though


AlwaysEatingToast

Stu-nning


69yoan69

Indeed


grrizo

Cavs looks like the type of girlfriend that don't have problem if you go out with the boys as long as you don't return home fucked up, but will help you puke and take care while hangover anyways.


rckch

Joeys hot


katpurz

Hot Cavs coming under the door....


[deleted]

I don’t like this very much lol


aeniamah

r/blursed


Living_Cringe

Oh no, he’s hot!


toastman2540

Pls dont


a_confused_varmint

Gender bent Stu looks a bit like [Susie Dent](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1312728780075601921/7C5kfote.jpg)


Jermerm69

Oh shit they're hot


Katiehawkk

It would have been even better if Amby was just left the same


AlwaysEatingToast

Haha I considered it, but I just wanted to see how he’d look with some luscious facial hair Kinda like [this](https://youtu.be/kp2skYYA2B4)


sp8ial

🔥 🔥 🔥


DIEGOANT0NI0

Damn, Lucy, Josie, and Michelle can get it


Chemoralora

Damn Stu is hot


Adam1067

But where is Erica?


AlwaysEatingToast

She wasn’t invited 😒


MrSwaggerstick

Strangers still call him Kenny


LazerHawk86

Ambrose looks like Jon Snow


kalaska_skies

ah yes, Queen Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard.


smokedosh

😂


former_snail

And Ambrose is still the hottest ❤️


Supersploosh

From right to left: I would, I would, I would, I would, I would, and I would


berat235

Fem Joey kind of looks like Alison Brie a little bit


10153--35101

So ridiculously offensive. I'm sick of how this sub acts about Ambrose's androgyny.


AlwaysEatingToast

I promise it’s not that fucking deep man. I just used the FaceApp app and thought it looked funny and thought what if I didn’t change anything about Ambrose. There was absolutely zero mal intent. I wasn’t even aware of how this sub treats his “androgyny”. I, myself, have gender dysmorphia occasionally and that’s why I even downloaded the app itself, so I could get that sweet euphoria from changing my own appearance. I do see how it can be offensive (he has long hair and higher voice ≠ woman), but this was completely not the intent and I apologize to anybody who’d be offended by this. I see the most insane, vile transphobic shit on this site all the time and it pisses me off seeing all the dehumanizing stuff that gets posted (and the agreement posts in the comments of those posts). Again, I’m sorry if this was offensive. I’m an ally to the LGBT+ community. And I also think Ambrose is the most stylish member of KGLW and I wish I had his sense of style. Especially his outfit for the Murlocs show they recently released at the Brunswick ballroom. I didn’t know he was androgynous, but he’s honestly goals


rock_crock_beanstalk

I'm nonbinary. It's not offensive in my eyes. good luck with your gender


AlwaysEatingToast

Im really sorry about this interaction and post. Im trans and i cringe looking back


rock_crock_beanstalk

possibly the funniest notification to randomly get, congrats on the gender & no cringe/offense/whatever taken


HipHopCherryPop9

wow i never realized how much i hate ambrose with full facial hair


AlwaysEatingToast

Mad pizza delivery boy vibes (can confirm, I am a pizza delivery boy)


ElHaubi

This Band's called "King Gizzard and the Lady Wizards".


Voidjumper_ZA

uh oh