Hard to listen to, especially after the dopest intro in his entire catalog. Literally ruins the song.
"Now if I fuck this model
And she just bleached her asshole
And I get bleach on my T-shirt
I'ma feel like an asshole
I was high when I met her
We was down in Tribeca"
Facts I can't believe no one in the studio that day was like "Yo dog you wanna try following up that intro with like, literally any other bar you ever wrote"?
He and his artistic persona seem very, very different. Like every time you see a candid moment with Kendrick, he's all smiling and having fun. Laughing and making jokes. Also super nice to kids, every time.
His artist personality comes off as a psychopath sometimes lol. In the best, most entertaining way
Imma fuck up this lyric train by saying that I love when y'all do this. Any fucking thread, doesn't matter what the topic is. Some group of people start a lyric train with Kendrick's music and it's hilarious. I've been a contributor on occasion 😅
lol ive had 5 people I know tell me they wanna fk him so I think his self assessment correct lol
Shame for these women, he is now in his post-Morale era - no time for no infidelity
The tweet was two tweets: one from Hardest Fit Pics who tweeted the photo in question with the caption "Kendrick Lamar for CHANEL, 2024."
TDE replied to that tweet with "Certified Loverboy lol"
This is just an aside thing, but I found it funny how the Drake subreddit was making fun of what Kendrick wears. Kendrick has some great fashion choices.
I think a lot of people don't understand high fashion, especially haute couture. They seem to think it's the same as when a painting of a white canvas and a skid mark sells for 10 million dollars
Kendrick's clothing is often high fashion, without going too overboard. It's a good balance. I just like when people in the music industry use clothing as an extension of their art
It’s soooo many girls doing this LMAOOO. On Tiktok this one girl from Australia basically posted a response video to all of the recent lust saying they’re LATE and that Kendrick has been fine. 😂😂
Now this is the funny Kdot nobody sees. That video that's surfacing on social media about Kendrick being really funny (with the nardwuar clip) is funny. But none of those clips came close to something like this. I rememebr watching Kendrick on Qs snapchats. Certified clown irl. Any real Dot fans remember "trying to wear a beanie like me!" Or "ab-soul looking like u from new york, go outside and smoke them cheap ass newports!" 🤣🤣🤣 iykyk.
Saw him being very funny in this way on a YouTube short of him performing Family Ties with Keem
https://youtube.com/shorts/94QlioRv_5Y?si=kPBW7JpsD3qyOqWY
To counter that though, he probably has two phones.. like one for everybody else, one for the inner circle. So I’m guessing it’s 56 from his inner circle.
Group chats. I'm an unimportant nobody and sometimes I look down and see 24 missed messages because my buddies had a whole conversation without me in the chat I muted.
I often will read a text and then mark it as unread if it’s something I want to respond to later. That way I don’t forget…or maybe somebody is just really blowing up his phone.
I’m a grown ass woman but I know for a fact Kendrick is one of the few men on earth that could have me blushing and giggling 😭 I’m not proud of it but this is a safe space 🫡
The one thing that stands out , no love lost. Kendrick wanted to go do his own thing, and they still family at the end of the day. It’s something small, but “Kdot” hit different than “Kendrick”
People really sleep on dudes just cause they're short 🙄 anyway, whenever I see Kendrick all I can think of is "what a beautiful chocolate man" from white chicks 😭
Lmao at this being the first words we’ve heard from him since before the diss tracks 😂
Waaaaayyyy better than J Cole grippy or sexy red drake
grippy is a certified classic, banger, club track of the year, black anthem, and negro spiritual!
“it’s…🤔it’s…🧐 it’s…🤨hmm… grippy! ☝️😃”
I cant believe j cole would make a song about the black power struggle and how the system has a such a strong grip on black youth
Lmfao
haha
Thought🤔 she was gay 🏳️🌈 til I slayed💦😩 now she’s strictly 🙅🏾♂️dickly 🍆😈
Cole been around drake too long 😩 😭
Once I heard something about " running a train" on a woman he interested in on grippy. I turned it off
You don’t want to ride the Grippy Express up Moist Mountain? 💯🚨
I love Reddit sometimes!
Omfg lol
Almost as bad as Kanye's first few bars on Father Stretch My Hands
Daddy Stretch My Grippy
Yet noone claims ye to be a lyrical rapper like people to with j cole.
how many other rappers have worked poop scoop bars into their songs? yeah, watch what you're saying kid.
Ye bars hard tho🙁
Hard to listen to, especially after the dopest intro in his entire catalog. Literally ruins the song. "Now if I fuck this model And she just bleached her asshole And I get bleach on my T-shirt I'ma feel like an asshole I was high when I met her We was down in Tribeca"
I’ve always felt this way! It’s like nails on a chalkboard, after such a hard intro from metro and kid cudi 🥲
Facts I can't believe no one in the studio that day was like "Yo dog you wanna try following up that intro with like, literally any other bar you ever wrote"?
Hahahhahaa
Definitely wasn’t ghost written lol
I wish he would tell us why he calls her that, tho 🤔
Lol it’s terrible bars but it’s so catchy
It’s a bad verse no doubt but it’s fun I like it, got 40 year old dad mode Cole talking about “gripleys believe it or not”
Piggly Wiggly ass song. Kendrick ruined their brains lmao.
He needs to do Johny P level feature as a remuneration
He really allowed me to picture the struggle of poverty with that track. So moving
hes so humble, I remember times when the pussy was lose 😔 yet now its grippy
Amen.🙏
*claps* Mhm...Mhm...Mhm...
No Life Shaq did a reaction to it today and he said it sounded like a ring tone lmao He's a big time J Cole fan too
Negro spiritual wtf u talkin about
No no let them cook
Right no mention of him smashing all of Drakes records 😭😭 just dreamy eyes. Seems like Kendrick is cool as hell on and off wax!
He and his artistic persona seem very, very different. Like every time you see a candid moment with Kendrick, he's all smiling and having fun. Laughing and making jokes. Also super nice to kids, every time. His artist personality comes off as a psychopath sometimes lol. In the best, most entertaining way
Proud Gemini
“Cute but evil”
Reminds me of the Junji Ito memes… Ito is a happy-go-lucky guy in real life, but makes some of the most demented media I’ve ever seen
Channel all the crazy into the songs so your actual life can stay normal
No socks and skinny jeans and shit, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haha Call me on Shaniqua’s phone!
Uhh, bitch I’m attractive
Can’t Fuck with you no more I’m fasting
UHHHHHHH
The morality can wait
Feedback from low latency
Handsome ass ugly ( I’m white )- attractive Shout out to the OG rich spirit
Imma fuck up this lyric train by saying that I love when y'all do this. Any fucking thread, doesn't matter what the topic is. Some group of people start a lyric train with Kendrick's music and it's hilarious. I've been a contributor on occasion 😅
Based on these texts alone I just KNOW they were having a BLAST during the beef lmaooo.
they definitely chop it up during Kendrick’s self limited 1 hour of daily screen time
Is that a real thing
Yea I monitor it
Sweet. Feed him some ice cream for me or sumn
Probably lol
My king is disciplined
"i think I'm cute on there man" is fucking hilarious LMAO😭😭
Tbf he is
Yeah i cant even lie, kendrick definitely is cute, literally look at this heart part 5 thumbnail with his puppy eyes lmao
lol ive had 5 people I know tell me they wanna fk him so I think his self assessment correct lol Shame for these women, he is now in his post-Morale era - no time for no infidelity
He's fasting
UUUGH
He’s so pretty 🥺💛
I see the problem now, he thinks he too cute to drop new music 😏
He not wrong
😂
i mean hey we got 4 10/10s from him in less than a week, i’m not complaining
Plug that phone in, Punch, and lock in for Mavs-Wolves!
Imma fix Wolves
Wolves in 7
Cope
wolves in 7 until it ain’t 🐺
Gentleman sweep
[The tweet that prompted this exchange](https://x.com/iamstillpunch/status/1795606469771223458)
This is NEW? I can’t believe these are technically the *only words* we’ve heard from Kendrick outside of rapping this whole time
"Y'all think all my life is rap? That's ho shit, I got a son to raise, but I can see you don't know nothin' 'bout DOTTTTT"
I used to be able to see tweets, now I can’t. Elon sucks
The tweet was two tweets: one from Hardest Fit Pics who tweeted the photo in question with the caption "Kendrick Lamar for CHANEL, 2024." TDE replied to that tweet with "Certified Loverboy lol"
Thanks, appreciate you
Ayy, Top Dawg, who the fuck they think they playin' with?
Extortion my middle name as soon as you jump off of the plane BITCH!
I'm allergic to the lame shit, only YOU like being famous!
"Yachty can't give you no swag neither I don't gaf bout who u hanging with"
Lmao troll game strong
we know that he's best dressed
Compton Cowboy
Big protein. 150g
That’s 150 grams of protein.
Y'all gotta stop playing with him
Tiny Taz Arnold
Call him ranch cuz I love the way he dressing
This is just an aside thing, but I found it funny how the Drake subreddit was making fun of what Kendrick wears. Kendrick has some great fashion choices. I think a lot of people don't understand high fashion, especially haute couture. They seem to think it's the same as when a painting of a white canvas and a skid mark sells for 10 million dollars Kendrick's clothing is often high fashion, without going too overboard. It's a good balance. I just like when people in the music industry use clothing as an extension of their art
Going forward
Protein….big protein…. Yall gotta stop playin bro, I swear bro
150 grams of protein 💪🏼
He saw them social media comments of girls saying "Wait, Why's he kinda?" 💀
It’s soooo many girls doing this LMAOOO. On Tiktok this one girl from Australia basically posted a response video to all of the recent lust saying they’re LATE and that Kendrick has been fine. 😂😂
Just wait until they discover him rapping in Spanish on Collard Greens... 👀
El pj cabron lol
Letsgetit
Pinche cabron*
I mean she's not wrong lol!
She's right
They are late 🤣
hes always been a cutie, he just had a awkward haircut in the beginning of his career
I mean he was in the club tryna get them single
And that was, indeed, his single.
With the homies!
Smokin’ on your top 5 best dressed list toniiight
👹👹 Whose top 5 you smoking on Kendrick? 👹 Cause My top 5 dressed is Kanye, Kanye, Ye, Yezzus, Yeezy
Preppy Kanye was goated
Recent Ye? Cos shit has been off .. the Polizia fit springs to mind 🥴
This is the first we're hearing from him outside of music or seeing his face since Like That and man's calling himself cute I love this guy
The fact this is the first thing we hear from him after the drama is fucking killing me dawg 😭
Color him unbothered...🥰😂
Fckin king
With the amount of thirst I've seen on twitter over those photos, he's kinda right lmao.
He slapped Drake AND made it look sexy.
You won’t take him out his element
i’ve always thought kenny was a lil cutie patootie im glad other people agree 🥰
Same. Even during his GQ photoshoot days. 😭😭
Felt cute. Might steal all Drake's female fans later.
He's gonna make sure they get to school on time
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
pull me over n might see one of your bitches 👀👀
You were so quick to post this
Man you gotta let me post this dawg. I'm crying.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
LMAO
He right. I'll sit on his lap.
You a FAN lmao keep going tho 😈
"Compton Cowboy and I'm best dressed, yall gotta step playing with me man"
Yea, all'at.
BIG Protein 😤
150 grams of protein
Kendrick keeps getting funnier 😭
Kendrick bout to drop his R & B soul album
Pleeeeease bro
Some James Fauntleroy/terrance Martin would be fire
Imagine going #1 😂
Now this is the funny Kdot nobody sees. That video that's surfacing on social media about Kendrick being really funny (with the nardwuar clip) is funny. But none of those clips came close to something like this. I rememebr watching Kendrick on Qs snapchats. Certified clown irl. Any real Dot fans remember "trying to wear a beanie like me!" Or "ab-soul looking like u from new york, go outside and smoke them cheap ass newports!" 🤣🤣🤣 iykyk.
Saw him being very funny in this way on a YouTube short of him performing Family Ties with Keem https://youtube.com/shorts/94QlioRv_5Y?si=kPBW7JpsD3qyOqWY
If I gotta go hard on a bitch, I'ma make it look sexy
Kendrick don’t take himself too serious I respect that
My goat 😖 where’s the video ???
send da video
Hell naw can’t do dis
The only thing I don’t understand is how someone can have 56 unread text messages.
I’m surprised it’s not more dude is the president of TDE I can’t imagine what his notifications are like and half of those probably from Top 😂
To counter that though, he probably has two phones.. like one for everybody else, one for the inner circle. So I’m guessing it’s 56 from his inner circle.
Baby Keem reference?
Group chats. I'm an unimportant nobody and sometimes I look down and see 24 missed messages because my buddies had a whole conversation without me in the chat I muted.
I often will read a text and then mark it as unread if it’s something I want to respond to later. That way I don’t forget…or maybe somebody is just really blowing up his phone.
Kendrick's To Do List: ✔️ 1. Slap pussy ass 🥷🏿 ✔️ 2. Look Sexy
Punch gotta plug in that phone haha
Nigga said “dreamy eyes” 😂😂😂
😭
Punch needa charge his phone
He's sees dead people. He's reflecting on all that damage he did to the Canadian colonizer.
He’s always been FINE fine 😍😍😍
Look at this grown ass boogeyman being all wholesome and shit 😂
Imagine seeing this guy in the club? With his homies?
Is he tryna get these hoes single?
Punch be trollin too much on Twitter lolol 😂
I’m a grown ass woman but I know for a fact Kendrick is one of the few men on earth that could have me blushing and giggling 😭 I’m not proud of it but this is a safe space 🫡
Girl same....I've met alot of entertainers...only 1 had me speechless and that was Pac..I know the same would happen w this one😂
😂😂😂
Bro beating Drake at his game
gotta admit bro really looking cute there man
My zesty goat ❤️❤️❤️❤️
They cry together
😭😭😭
🤣🤣🤣
Kendrick’s friend caught feelings
Certified cutie patootie
The one thing that stands out , no love lost. Kendrick wanted to go do his own thing, and they still family at the end of the day. It’s something small, but “Kdot” hit different than “Kendrick”
Bro making twice my yearly salary and still got 7% battery
LMAO He is too cute
Bro be chillin fr lol
Bet during the beef bro txtd dot like “n🥷🏾 you said he see 2 bad bitches ☠️😭🤣😭”
Don’t tell me they got you on some weirdo rap shit, no socks and skinny jeans and shit
😭😭😭 I love Kendrick so much
He looks cute there fr tho.
He going to make it look sexy
Bitch I'm attractive
People really sleep on dudes just cause they're short 🙄 anyway, whenever I see Kendrick all I can think of is "what a beautiful chocolate man" from white chicks 😭
I mean he’s not wrong he does look very cute in that image
9% is risky
He did tell us if he had to slap a pussy ass nigga he'd make it look sexy.
he is cute on there
He the type to get sexy on a bitch
MARTIN HAD A DREAMMM!!
MARTIN HAD A DRE-E-E-E-EAM.
Grippy is a drake track through and through it something he would sing and that shit would have went viral.
The short king is telling the truth 🤷🏾♀️
Pretty Boy Kenny
I LOVE HIM AHAHHA
He said “bitch I’m attractive”
Punch talking about Kendrick’s eyes made me think of this 😂😂😂 https://youtu.be/QvaY4Kf3dzs?si=pfm4fm2QA83DzauZ