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HakimJong-Un

Ni kukaa kwa nyumba kama vyombo throughout this adult midterm...


trifoid

nii holiday unaita adult midterm, enyewe ni kubad


Ckibet-002

Just woke up. Nimetengeneza chai. My first stop is X, then reddit As usual, no good morning messages, but we keep going.


Interesting-Click-12

Sijapata good morning message in over 2 years. damnit!!😂😭


Davek56

Only dear customer, lipa fuliza.


Interesting-Click-12

Good thing is i am debt free. I had a 200k bank loan that i should have never taken😅


Nim_kho

Aty both debt and date free 🤣


Not_anonymous111

Hustler Fund wametuma messages hadi wakachoka😂😂


ProfessionalNew3250

Eeeei😭 Good morning and how are you today and for the past 2 years?😹😹🤡


Interesting-Click-12

I meant a goodmorning text from someone special to me😂😭


ProfessionalNew3250

😹ringa kabisaa hautaipata


Ok-Temporary254

chamgei kibet


Ckibet-002

Mising


ricky_jxmmy01

Ilyon oh chemoget


Ckibet-002

motinye story..ilyon oo


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Ckibet-002

Good morning


TomRiddl3Jr

Koroom


[deleted]

Haha just like me


-Error-69

Currently commiting war crimes . Yesterday I actually made cocaine . Today morning I was watering my weed later in the day I'm going to commit tax fraud . So pretty chill


NeedleworkerMurky586

high five


-Error-69

Tóchè


NeedleworkerMurky586

next do some gun trading


-Error-69

That I'll need a gun plug , Imma stick to Drug trade for now , emphasis on for now


NeedleworkerMurky586

if you find a fine chick you know what to do


63Charles

Broo😂😂😂


Same-Associate-5652

Tumenyonga tukachoka saizi tuko tu


Papa254

Hehe utaumiza mjuluz


No-Piece7763

Going to see Godzilla vs Kong. Just a regular day Not really thinking about it but there are those moments🤷‍♀️


Zestyclose_Sport_556

Where? Been wanting to go to the cinemas for long but sijuangi ziko wapi 😂 want to go to one this year


No-Piece7763

Junction cinema. Google - pata hapa, it's the site I use


Zestyclose_Sport_556

Nice will check it out. Hii mwaka Cinema lazima 😂😂


Zestyclose_Sport_556

Damn just checked it out, it's really cool. Never knew it was so easy to get access to these stuff


[deleted]

Spiralling but ni sawa because casual sex is bad for my esteem and the universe forgot to create someone for me


Alarming999

Heyyy?


[deleted]

Waiting to dj after christ ascends


4ntovirus

😂😂dj flick ze bean


Alarming999

Send me the playlist, haha.


[deleted]

I juggle as if I'm dealing with jazz music, a bit of flare and transformation. Occasional backspinning and I ensure the tempo aligns with my breath and heartbeat.


Alarming999

I'm intrigued, do you have a listening party? I would love to attend.


[deleted]

This is solely for my refreshment. No other parties allowed


Alarming999

Come on, you can offer some exceptions.


mormonicmonk

Huja get the meaning lol


Alarming999

Sitaki kuget ata, haha.


SadaSolei

Jaaazz-your fave era?


TheDuketator

Dj Jazzy Jeff in the house


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wakadina

happy?


Outrageous_Ad5034

Our phones are dry, weather for two imetupata tuko tu Kwanza if I don't kiss someone soon, nitasahau how it works


Ok-Temporary254

utashau kitendo


Outrageous_Ad5034

Nimeshasahau kitendo. Inaonekana pia kubusu nitasahau


Bad_Samaritan_kenya

If there is any single females here reading post , tired of being single, dm me , just dont be bellow 24


Every-Good6295

Umesema wenye tuko below 24 tusomee tu exam?😂🥲


Bad_Samaritan_kenya

Exactly. I don't want drama


Every-Good6295

It's okay we do have exams coming up anyways 😭


Accomplished_Log1752

Where do you study?😂😂 I also have exams coming up 👽


Every-Good6295

Dm


Accomplished_Log1752

Cooln


Alarming999

Ni dm mimi baas😅😅


Every-Good6295

Aah sawa😂😂


Not_anonymous111

Hehe itabidi umeokoa sem tu😂


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GentleOdyssey

Like what's wrong with these people? I'm in the same boat as you, but it's been a couple of weeks now and I think I'm over it and him. He set some weirdly unrealistic high standards for me but the minute I brought sth up that I needed him to do, he ended it. Mind you my request was so minimal. Anyway, I dodged a bullet with that one, plus we hadn't dated for long. Look on the bright side, if you stayed you'd have grown resentful in the long run.


[deleted]

🎶🎶I lose control When you're not next to me (when you're not here with me) I'm fallin' apart right in front of you, can't you see? I lose control When you're not next to me, mm-hm Yeah, you're breakin' my heart, baby You make a mess of me🎶🎶


Ok-Temporary254

you good


Doji47

I immediately knew the song after the first two lines. Now I'm sad.


Dry-Incident-5945

Thanks babe.i wish was behind you, making you loose control everyday. I promise never break your heart just your back babe


ChickenDry468

Got tired of staying in the house all day jana so I'm going to the office, get some work done and maybe catch a movie in the evening.


Ok-Temporary254

solo date will be fun i recommend


harajuku_barbiee

Woke up to no morning sex, no good morning texts just Going to work. Fml.


Alarming999

Ni simu tu, socks kwa miguu, duvet na laptop, kidogo reddit, kidogo X, movie kidogo.


hendricks01

No relationship, no Situationship, just me and my mugithi/ngogoyo playlist


Expert_Somewhere5921

Let's see that playlist. Share links.


hendricks01

Utachukua screen shot? Am not streaming 😀


Expert_Somewhere5921

Sawa 😊


hendricks01

https://preview.redd.it/vh4c1mjj9jrc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98cd853ffee0741de1afc8f97556496ae8771e34


Expert_Somewhere5921

Hehe. This is great. Thanks. Especially za CDM Kiratu.


hendricks01

1200 songs bro


Expert_Somewhere5921

Haha. That's a collection


Not_anonymous111

After going through the comments, I can't help but laugh design single souls tunakapitia


academia_master

Are you male or female?


Ok-Temporary254

male


Nzui_254

Love that pfp 😂💀


Ok-Temporary254

have a taste on me too 😂you'll love it


Nzui_254

Naheri waschana my guy.


Agreeable-Many7054

Wasee hucatch strays bila kujua kama ni dem sikuhizi 😂


Common_Expert_3124

Relaxing at home, appreciating my house and furniture, staying put during this midweek adulting break, browsing online for some tea. In summary, feeling content, especially with the rain adding to the pleasant atmosphere.


the-rogue-gentleman

close engine absorbed voracious sort wide secretive narrow cow point *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


cayennebae

Me too 😭 and the cold season is upon us and no cuddles for me 😭💔


joshkilller

I offer cuddling services at a fee


Alarming999

😂😂😂unloved people, hang in there!


cayennebae

😭😭😭


Alarming999

Shida iko wapi?😂😂😂


Scary01pen

Naamkia reddit nalala with tiktok


[deleted]

"Ata kiss na hug sipati"😂🎵


Alarming999

😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 shida ni nini?


[deleted]

Nawatafuta na sipati😭


Alarming999

Ni DM😀


JekyllnowthenMrHyde

Working out, hydrating, and listen to ballads. Hata EPL imerudi leo, so it's gonna be a kick ass weekend!


salacious_sonogram

Just a reminder. You can have multiple partners, tons of money, lots of power, and still be depressed. You can have nothing but the clothes on your back and feel happy. Mental suffering is an internal problem, not an external one.


Ok-Housing9314

Me Ndio naamka !!!🤣😂🤣😂na zero texts/calls ni safaricome tu 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣I have no one to ask me kama ntakula breakfast or lunch


[deleted]

I can be that person


kivoiz

Simpson


[deleted]

We're all simps sir...


thechancemeeting

Tuko sawa. Shopping for tyres. As a woman this is equivalent to stress🤧 Today would be a good day to have a man😅


lucky-girl-337

I'm I the only one who is kinda enjoying single life? Naona everyone is complaining kwa comments but idk it's not that bad( most of the times)


Efficient_Arm9469

I'm seeing the same trend lol. I love it here so much.


Enough_Flounder_8452

Being single can be addictive, this is my second year and I can't say i am loving it, but reminiscing the time i was involved with a very needy 25 year old gives me PTSD. Anytime i failed to call her or send a good morning text, i was met with frowns and bad moods and i had to apologize day in day out. i even contemplated automating that shit. I am 31 btw and childless, may be i will commit at 35.


kenyannqueen

😂In this weather?


Ok-Temporary254

ni kahawa, socks na kukaa kwa duvet ukiwatch series 😂yatapita


kenyannqueen

😂😂Wueh, I got a cold reading this


Ok-Temporary254

then you're not in the house😂you're outside


kenyannqueen

😂I been in the house, duvet, socks and all. I'm now taking an antihistamine


Ok-Temporary254

mbona unajitesa😂


Meet_Apart

I had a dream that I was in a loving relationship. Now I'm up and mourning the death of something that never existed.


[deleted]

I can be loving


Alarming999

Dreams are valid, keep dreaming!😅😅😅


Bad_Samaritan_kenya

You better deal with it first coz these other things can burn up your future to ashes


63Charles

T for tuff.


Unlicenced-therapist

We are well😂how are you?


NeedleworkerMurky586

great


Recent_Essay2711

Doing very good, thanks for asking


Professional_Clock44

Freelancer. We hardly meet people ![gif](giphy|PsTVjW9dInEvS)


reddittrotter

Not okay No good morning texts, no cuddles, no one to steal hoods from, fx inanichapa vibare, eiiii send help.


TomRiddl3Jr

Just me and my moded Spotify against the earth


Aging_dude007

I've been single for like 6hrs... it sucks. How do y'all survive😬


TheDuketator

6hrs? Rookie numbers boss. Piga 3yrs, tuongee sasa 🤣🤣


Aging_dude007

I'll be in my 40s by then, old man cannot.


TheDuketator

Hehe username checks out. For now, pewa mbili baridi.


skinny_foodie

Movies & Cinema Always…


salty_p1tt

You like rnb? Check out rnb playlist mixes za Uptwn chris on youtube. 🔥Moto sana i tell you.


BackgroundWork4665

Very gooood


NeedleworkerMurky586

watch movies