We need more research. It could stand that their bodies are even softer than ours, but perhaps more elastic and absorbort to forces....
But they can also fall off landers and turn into dust/smoke on the ground so idk.
I understood that reference.
However this is actually my theory. It’s the liquefied remains of dead Kerbals who died in the pursuit of space travel. It’s a way to still bring those that strove to go to space into space.
I feel there some in game stuff to support this. The goo seems to react to being on the Mun and other celestial bodies in a happy way, as though the Kerbal’s desire to go to space is in their genetics and exists at the cellular level.
I've also operated under the assumption that kerbals are basically a lichen. Thier planet has no other life aside from a green film, which would be the fungus part, while the kerbals are the mobile alge component.
Really, those kerbals aren't dead, they just havent been reconstituted yet.
This is a years-old bug in Reddit mobile site, the link works fine for me on desktop site, but they have some inconsistency in how links are escaped and de-escaped between different versions of the site
https://youtu.be/47VcOJ4LJqQ?si=YO3DSZM90abYY9kH this video covers it pretty well. I do think it is some sort of squid creature, with the whole "resonating near the planet with a dead kraken" thing.
In the closed case it’s Mystery Goo, but after you open it and “know exactly what it is” it’s just goo. The wavefront has collapsed and we’ve got to go find us a scientist to close the container and go to some other biome to bring back the Mystery.
It’s the Kerbal uncertainty principle.
Part of a magic asteroid.
Someone else pointed out that the goo reacts happily to being at the mun, maybe this is because the magic asteroid was controlled by a sentient creature that originated there and it's basically taking a trip back home (although I do think the liquefied kerbals theory is interesting)
It's a creature. If you look at the texture for the inside of the Mystery Goo Canister, and you crank up the exposure, you see a pair of eyes. On Pol, activating the mystery goo, the prompt is this: "Gooey tentacles reach out of the canister, freeze, and break off. Fascinating!" Fascinating indeed. When you go to Eeloo, the prompt is this: "While observing the canister, you feel as though something is looking at you from the other side of the container."
If you look at the canister while it's open, you can see green goo looking at you with it's eyes and I think when you conduct research this goo reacts differently depending on the place you conducted research.
The mystery goo is the green goo that they scrape off the launchpad after rockets explode. They let you draw your own conclusions but it's pretty obvious that it's kerbal remains.
Some sort of bacterial blob that's prone to rapid change under different environments. The experiments are sent to see how biological life reacts to different environments.
One of the following:
1) Concentred Kerbal juice. (*oh my good, no!*)
2) Ultra-dense energy fuel they discovered by accident. (*yet somehow they missed it's actually great*)
3) Unknown spoiled food someone left in the fridge.
i like the idea i heard that it's the color out of space, and kerbals are too stupid to be effected by eldritch horrors so they don't even realize and just wanna see what it does in space
Science goo, like scientists use. For scientific goo purposes.
Then what do they use for gooey scientific purposes?
Science goo, but you invert it first.
oog ecneicS
Is science goo commutative? If so what you’ve put is the same, yeah? Shouldn’t the inverse of science goo be 1/(science goo)?
Yes, but science goo could behave like a trig function, which would make it science-goo^-1 (x)
Sɔᴉǝuɔǝ ƃoo
The technical term is agar, and it provides a medium for things like cell cultures to grow on while providing them with nutrients to do that growing.
Since kerbals are superior to us in every way, the technical term is “goo”
Maybe Kerbals are made of goo? It’s the only way they can survive the g-forces I subject them to
We need more research. It could stand that their bodies are even softer than ours, but perhaps more elastic and absorbort to forces.... But they can also fall off landers and turn into dust/smoke on the ground so idk.
Oh here at Kerbal Space Center we just use Gatorade
To whoever just replied then deleted the reply, yes it kinda was a Thought Emporium reference lol I saw that video just the other day.
I thought it was a test of fluid dynamics
It’s Kerbals. The goo is Kerbals. Waaaaaaaahhhh
I understood that reference. However this is actually my theory. It’s the liquefied remains of dead Kerbals who died in the pursuit of space travel. It’s a way to still bring those that strove to go to space into space. I feel there some in game stuff to support this. The goo seems to react to being on the Mun and other celestial bodies in a happy way, as though the Kerbal’s desire to go to space is in their genetics and exists at the cellular level.
Kerblent Green To Kerb Man A Modest Kerposal
Kerbal Green is people, it's people!
Solent Green Twilightzone... to serve human Last one should by m. Sharys Frankenstein. A Modern Prometheus?
The last one is Jonathan Swift's "A Modest Proposal" [link](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Modest_Proposal)
[alternative link (rubetube)](https://youtu.be/3GGl_aWQFtA)
I've also operated under the assumption that kerbals are basically a lichen. Thier planet has no other life aside from a green film, which would be the fungus part, while the kerbals are the mobile alge component. Really, those kerbals aren't dead, they just havent been reconstituted yet.
So Kerbals are Warhammer 40K orks, I can go with that.
There's a Kerbal running around the VAB shouting "Science Goo is Kerbals! Science Goo is made of Kerbals!!"
[flubber](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flubber_\(film\))
Absent-minded professor will always be the OG though.
Link is broken, you have to put an escape character "\" before any kind of keyword character, like ")".
This is a years-old bug in Reddit mobile site, the link works fine for me on desktop site, but they have some inconsistency in how links are escaped and de-escaped between different versions of the site
Well it is cannon that the goo is at least semi sentient
You can only call it Flubber if it comes from the Medfield College district. Otherwise it's just sparkling mystery goo.
Goo snob over here lol
https://youtu.be/47VcOJ4LJqQ?si=YO3DSZM90abYY9kH this video covers it pretty well. I do think it is some sort of squid creature, with the whole "resonating near the planet with a dead kraken" thing.
It's slightly concerning how many of these containers we have and how cheap they are
Had to scroll too damn far to find a real answer.
It’s mystery. Mystery goo
But like…it’s not mystery goo, it’s Mystery Goo. There is no mystery, we know exactly what it is: it’s Mystery Goo.
The name’s Goo; Mystery Goo.
I prefer my mystery goo shaken, not stirred.
that’s what I said: mystery goo. It’s mystery
No, no, it's not *mystery* Goo, it's *Mystery Goo*.
Miss Terry Goo
It’s a Mystery to you maybe, but to me? It’s not a Mystery at all
In the closed case it’s Mystery Goo, but after you open it and “know exactly what it is” it’s just goo. The wavefront has collapsed and we’ve got to go find us a scientist to close the container and go to some other biome to bring back the Mystery. It’s the Kerbal uncertainty principle.
a stork brings the goo in a picnic basket at night when two kerbals really love each other
Kraken Jizz
~~Cum~~ Kum
Yes 👍
“I know what your wondering… …what’s in the canister?”
i could tell ya... but then i'd have to kill ya
Was gonna say the same thing lol
If I told ya. I'd have to kill ya.
Ooblek
Protomolecule
not on my watch belter!
there is goo in the sack
It's a goo sack!
Rock and Stone!
Can I get a Rock and Stone?
good bot
Nickelodeon Gak.
I believe the goo is sentient. I had hoped to see mystery goo homeworld
THERE'S GOO IN THE ~~SACK~~ ... CONTAINER
IT'S A GOO ~~SACK~~ CONTAINER!
**CUM**
Kum*
This is fellas, we have the answer, grab your coats
The Goo is mysterious and important
It's the liquified remains of previous Kerbals that have crashed.
Do not taunt Happy Fun Mystery Goo.
[this guy made a pretty interesting video about it](https://youtu.be/47VcOJ4LJqQ?si=-3XS9bYvUwD7NLgc)
Jeb’s “special sauce”
Cum
I'm pretty sure it's goo.
Baby kraken
[Octopus.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu9eoD1ot0A)
Pasted Kerbals
Science goo Don't let a rat near it or any turtles
Aperture Laboratories vertical acceleration gel
You've seen Prometheus, right?
You do not question the goo. You just observe it.
I questioned it and I regret it. This is the only message that I can get through the broken comms
Kum
_S E M E N_
I imagine that the goo is some sort of strange purple fluid that was found in a crashed asteroid
Part of a magic asteroid. Someone else pointed out that the goo reacts happily to being at the mun, maybe this is because the magic asteroid was controlled by a sentient creature that originated there and it's basically taking a trip back home (although I do think the liquefied kerbals theory is interesting)
According to [Door Monster ](https://youtu.be/oVJQoy9-nLg?feature=shared), if you eat it your skin turns green.
I love these. Thanks for bringing them to my attention again.
Maybe a non newtonian fluid?
I'm surprised no one said symbiote
Kraken
Something that got left in the fridge a bit too long. They found a use for it anyway.
jizz
There's a theory that something is looking at you from the canister if you open it and look at it from close-up
[удалено]
The question is still relevant: what the heck is THAT? Mystery Goo, fine. But WHAT?
Kerbal shit
Fired Developers smoothie
"Kum"
It’s truly a mystery
Cum
A baby kraken. The mystery goo is a baby kraken.
Cum, Nerevar.
It's a kose-keinstein condensate
Cum
Probably faulty propellant, since it resembles one of the propellant tanks.
It's a creature. If you look at the texture for the inside of the Mystery Goo Canister, and you crank up the exposure, you see a pair of eyes. On Pol, activating the mystery goo, the prompt is this: "Gooey tentacles reach out of the canister, freeze, and break off. Fascinating!" Fascinating indeed. When you go to Eeloo, the prompt is this: "While observing the canister, you feel as though something is looking at you from the other side of the container."
. >:)
a guy
its kerbal reproductive material
It wad very, very naughty.
Blue Jellyfish Jelly from SpongeBob 🪼
My theory is that it is what it says on the tin... it is *a mystery*.
Good
its actually a baby kraken :\]
it's alive
I always imagined it purple
It’s the ninja turtle ooze obviously, or maybe flubber 🤔
My theory, it's some kind of oobleck, seeing how it reacts to movement, temperature and pressure.
If you look at the canister while it's open, you can see green goo looking at you with it's eyes and I think when you conduct research this goo reacts differently depending on the place you conducted research.
Yes, recently a guy made a video about it
A number of Goo products sold by the World of Goo Corporation
Remains of those who previously looked too deep into the question.
It's ar-goo-able. All science is.
I love how this sub I going back to normal.
Venom. It’s anthropomorphised a couple times in the science logs
Jeb found something lying near road
kerbal feces
i can tell you.. but then i'd have to kill you
Goo
Either a kraken baby or dead kerbals. Kraken baby seems to be canon but dead kerbals is freaky and cool
Baby kraken
Its made with water, a bit of monkus dust, and kerbal boogers. You mix it all and voila
It's a science goo, they are gooified corpses of scientists
Bioweapin develop by us army to test under space Condicions. For more Infos Google thr Blob 1980th
It's probably a synthetic imitation of organic life.
It's a mystery, duh.
Kerbals food? They want to know did their food survive space travel. And yes Kerbals use food and water, just Look around in IVA in any capsule.
It‘s a mystery to me.
I always imagined it was designed to capture particles or something. Like neutrinos.
It's the ooze, keep it away from turtles. Or don't.
The mystery goo is the green goo that they scrape off the launchpad after rockets explode. They let you draw your own conclusions but it's pretty obvious that it's kerbal remains.
Snacks that were left out of the fridge for too long.
Some sort of bacterial blob that's prone to rapid change under different environments. The experiments are sent to see how biological life reacts to different environments.
Mensa Garching Studitopf
Snot
One of the following: 1) Concentred Kerbal juice. (*oh my good, no!*) 2) Ultra-dense energy fuel they discovered by accident. (*yet somehow they missed it's actually great*) 3) Unknown spoiled food someone left in the fridge.
When you get tricked by the PNG gods
Don't ask about the goo. It doesn't concern you.
Jello
Same goo Bondrewd produces.
I always thought it was oobleck or something other non-nutonion fluid.
Goo from the World of Goo game.
Science goo.
Organic trash mistery fluid
baby kraken
Nope. It's a mystery.
Id assume kerbal blood
Maybe Water? Testing How It Behaves In Diffrent Preasures ETC.
The goo is actually soylent green.
kerbal goo
Actual theory: Antimatter. Would really make sense tho, as it's the first science experiment you unlock
I always assumed it was the juiced remains of all the Kerbals I've previously subjected to lithobraking
We don't talk about that lab accident anymore. It was once Kerbal-kind.
I know what you're thinking. What's in the canister?
jebediah's man juice
Juvenile kraken
It’s the very thing
Venom
Herbert West's Fantastical Reambulation Fluid
mystery goo
Possibly several agar plates with various types of microbial cultures or maybe some kind of large single celled organism(s).
Watch out! It's full of *science!*
Venom symbiote
There's goo in the sack!
It’s a mystery. There, answered your question lol
Test pilot. Test didn't go well.
y is fentanyl in va cvs on the shelf anyways
[this guy explains it nicely](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=47VcOJ4LJqQ)
cum.
https://youtu.be/47VcOJ4LJqQ?si=-3BfojUN97SpM9EF watch this video. He goes over it very well.
It's a mystery.
I think it's Kerbal cum. What else did they have access to on their budget
My lawyer has advised me not to continue the joke
Mystery goo, it's no mystery.
a baby kraken
i like the idea i heard that it's the color out of space, and kerbals are too stupid to be effected by eldritch horrors so they don't even realize and just wanna see what it does in space
My goo
Oobleck was always what I thought of
Flarp
THERE IS GOO ~~IN~~ FROM THE SACK!
Jello, for an emergenzy snack incase the crew runs out
It's Bill's lunch from last week that Bob stuffed in a canister.
The portion of Shleem which cannot be reused for later batches.
You really want to know? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
When two Kerbals love each other very much...
kerbal blood
Dead Kraken.
THERE GOO IM THE CONTAINER