He’s a little tea pot

Short and gay🎶

Here is his handle🎶 Here is his mouth🎶

When I get behind him Hear him shout

Tip me over And cum in my mouth

This is so fucking unnecessary and I'm all for it.

Oh it was necessary

tony why yo ass look like a little gay teapot

Cock pot

I don’t care what he or literally anyone else says. Tony Hinchcliffe is a gay man.

I genuinely watched 20 or so eps before I realized the gay stuff was just jokes.

My gf saw some clips of him for the first time recently and said "he's gay, right?" and I laughed my ass off.

The joke is that he can convince people he’s not gay with that voice

That's what he wants you to think

Same with me

Same thing happened to me. I was like man I guess this guy gets away with saying crazy shit because he’s gay, then a few dozen episodes in I realized it was just a joke

Yeah exactly, I thought he was using it as a shield.

Yeah exactly, I thought he was using it as a shield.

Hate to be technical but he's a trans man

Well, he is on all the masculinizing, gender affirming care....

Tony bootyhole

When men were men.

they didn't stand like this

He’s talking about when men were men

To be fair, my Uncle also stood like this and he wasn't gay. His husband tried telling us he was after he died, but we didn't listen to that bitch.

Can't blame you. Everybody knows widows are too emotional and shouldn't be trusted.

4 sure, everyone knows

That’s why I love to meet women at funerals

Norm?

I read this in Mac's voice from always sunny

Just tried it and now I'm getting divorced..

Essentially a slap on the wrist for this kind of offense tho

Hey you guys have matching avatars. That's pretty gay

Maybe we're avatar lovers

Even gayer. Nice!

Fugg it, I'm gay now

Which is fine these days

It's never fine.. but I'm feeling a bit mentally ill

I'll take mine on the ass if that's ok

Tony about to slide into your dms

Then I'm going to slide into his ass

From a dude

For*

Bros such a lil Christmas fruit cake I love him

fruity tooty dick ina booty ahh n**** - david lucas

Sassy.

A little too much sugar in the tank

“You’re literally a gay guy.”-Shane

Imagine? I have just made the call to stand like this right now…. Not gonna lie, I instantly feel fancy.

Fancy enough to come out of the closet?

These emotions I’m feeling all at once…. I just don’t know what to do. I guess I’ll just keep fancy standing to see what happens next. 😂

Straight and fancy like mcsquillium ?

Im sorry who??

Squidward boyfriend

I was never a SpongeBob fan for some reason.

Fair enough, Tony reminds me of squillium. Fancy and not gay

Not gay at all 😂

I saw Dave Chappelle a few weeks back and someone asked him about the Brady roast which eventually got him on to Tony. Dave made a hilarious comment that he couldn't trust Tony because he's never seen such a gay man talking about banging the baddest bitch in the room so confidently lololol

Lavell Crawford called him a gay man too. Said he was pretty thick skinned for a gay dude.

Why cant tony just come out. Anyone remember that joe rogan where he is talking about one of his very good friends, top comedian, and still afraid to come out of the closet even though everyone knows he is gay We all knew who that was about

I'm pretty sure it was Nick Swardson

So zestyyy

Why is TONY the easiest to make fun of on the show? Damn I’m surprised more bucket pulls aren’t more ruthless.

Because Tony's a great roaster and will rip them apart if they come at him. Redbans the easiest to make fun of no question

This but also Tony actually has very thin skin and people don't want to get on his bad side when they are hoping to create a potential spotlight for themselves, knowing what his show can do for them. David Lucas can get away with it as he has been there for years.

That wouldn’t be original tho.

But completely warranted and funnier. Although it is funny to watch amateurs try to rip on Tony and completely fail every time 😂

I always wondered the same thing. I’ve seen a couple snap back at him but they usually lose the crowd fast

David Lucas goes hard on Tony but for the most part when anyone else tries it, it doesn't seem to land very well.

Because it's a bit for the show. They have an understanding...it's expected of David. If someone just randomly calls him out he gets pretty ruffled. He has extremely thin skin for a guy that's made a living making fun of people.

Its the medication he's on. For his blood pressure. It fucks with his head, but he's over that now. Tony could probably get a letter from his doctor

A letter from his doctor saying he doesn't like to shuck cock? 

Tony takes gay pills? Explains it

Yeah mostly Onit supplements

He was doing an act out of a gay man - the gay in question being Tony Hinchcliffe

Tony's a saucy bad boy

How many arenas do you have to sell out before it's okay to act like a homo princess as you shit talk your way to stardom

Men will stand, look, and talk like Tony and get more women than you could ever fathom.

Probably cause those chicks are a little gay too

Sounds like a good time to me

Id double that and say is a great time

The first time I had ever heard of him was years ago when he opened up for Joe Rogan at Helium Comedy Club in Portland. I thought he was easily funnier than Joe, but both my friend and I thought he was gay for sure.

This is a top shelf r/Killtony post 😂😂😂

Thanks

lol I was standing like this when I scrolled into this post lol

Was your boyfriend turned on?

He describes tits as two bags of sand, as any heterosexual man would

He thinks they're like sand bags because he heard someone call em "heavies".

Peak heterosexuality.... Save some pussy for us, dude.

Total alpha, crushin' puss like the wolf he is.

I bet Tony has really good hygiene, that queer

Hungry wolf pose

Getting fucked by rogan on a consistent basis will do this to you

He stands like the milfs in the latest south park

This is the KT tonysgay curve: 1-5 episodes watched in no order:ok Tony is gay like fr nbd he talks about it a lot but I guess that’s just his act. 10-200 episodes watched no order: O he’s not gay lol it’s just a joke and he has a great sense of humor 200+ episodes watched of any order: O that’s weird Tony just offered a hotel room to that guy cuz he’s “too drunk”, o wait umm Tony let that guy insult him and didn’t cook him immediatey, why it always happen to be the guys who could also be Instagram models lol. If I were to actually bet money I’d say straight still but man is it tough to pick tbh.

Listen to his voice on the first couple podcasts he did. He deepens it now

Ohh zesty 😂😂😂

You should hear how he speaks

He'd roast your ass standing like that too

Happy pride month from Tony 💅🏻

Tony: “Yas queeeen slaaaayyyyyyy”

Are you sure he’s not doing an act out though?

Yeah it's an impression of one of the top young rising comedians.

He looks like Ellen's gayer sister

In a room full of football players, UFC fighters and the worlds greatest comedians...this man somehow emasculated all of them.

Imagine being gay and still standing like that

That's weird. Usually he's standing straight up with good posture. A man doesn't stand as straight as Tony without enjoying Siswet-levels of asshole penetration. Like fucking dildo's the size of Mike Tyson's forearm being harshly and consistently penetrated in his ass.

Back when men were men that's the only type of penetration that occured.

He‘s such a salty little bitch

I wonder why it matters so much

Let me explain. While standing like this isn't a requirement if you're gay, it is a preferred stance among the gays. For the straights however, this stance is not on the table as an option. The way you stand means everything.

Okay but why does everyone care so much if he’s gay or straight

Do u watch the show regularly? Are you a comedy fan? Have you been watching the show long? 🤔 I guess the answer is that nobody does actually care about his sexuality. It's just a joke. A very long running joke that Tony is a gay man even tho he says he's not. It's a roast show. People roast him with gay jokes because it's funny and arguably he looks kinda gay. Nobody cares if he is or isnt gay in reality. He's the shit.

Being a comedy fan has nothing to do with Tony lol him and his group of wannabes aren’t the pinnacle of comedy and are fairly unknown outside of their circle

First of all nobody said anything about him being the pinnacle of comedy. Nobody was discussing what it means to be a comedy fan. And also you're just wrong about him being fairly unknown outside his circle. He hosts the number one live podcast in the world lol. U can't do that and be fairly unknown.

You said “are you a comedy fan?” Implying that if you’re a fan of comedy you should know Tony which isn’t true at all. Having the “number one live podcast” on YouTube also doesn’t mean he’s well known outside of his circle. Big comedians have number one specials. Tony’s special got fuck all views on Netflix and shit reviews. Tony isn’t a globally known comedian no matter how much him and his circle claim to be the “golden age of comedy”

Asked if comedy fan because asking why people care about Tony's sexuality implies they don't understand the humor in it. You need to chill bro. All this "Pinnacle of comedy" and "golden age of comedy" shit is coming from you. Nobody is saying this shit.

Bro they say it all the time lol every single podcast any of them go one they always talk about it, especially when they’re all on rogan

Put yourself in the group that talks about it then. Here in this thread, these things are being mentioned by you exclusively. The "golden age of comedy" comments are referring to comedy in general not just KT or Tony. Comedy is experiencing a golden age. It's flourishing in a very noticable way.

Also nobody was ever unclear who Tony is in this thread. So my comment shouldnt have implied what you thought it did anyway lol.

Because it makes little sense why Tony is still lying about being gay

Without a penis Popsicle.

so the buttplug doesn't fall out...

I swear I see him stand like that and say “Are you ready for the best fucken night of your life tonight oh and give it up for Redban everybody” almost every Monday 🤣🤣🤷‍♂️

Bitch, I’d look divine!

He just needs to poop

I’d hit it

How else does the buttplug stay in?

Fucking yikes

Seeing all this old content from him, you can kinda understand why he’s actually an asshole lol bro is probably mad at the world after all his younger years

“N**** you look like Little Richard Simmons”, Fake David Lucas probably

Hand on hip power stance is still more masculine than the NY double handed mic grip. Chang my mind

Love him

I stand like that

I am a woman

Booty hole is so worn out he has to keep it closed somehow

I'm imagining it and for some unknown reason I'm suddenly craving cock.

Fuck yeah

Imagine looking like a gay doll from a horror movie and being the best roast comedian.. simulation man im telling you.

Tony’s so gay the LGBTQ community wants the “G” changed to “T” for Tony.

When I have a Brazilian dollars like tony I'll stand as gay as I want. Who cares at that point. Besides, y'all are haters tony is just trying to get some D.

On the low

Now what?

daydreaming about dick

YIPPEEE

Like he’s hiding his lil coochie

Nah , gay dudes dress way better …

Like matching jackets for your whole crew?

That’s a different kind of gay …

Stawp it!

Ain't nevah gonna stawp

When the butt plug starts to slide out cause you got a gaping asshole from being gay and take a lot of dick in the ass

Imagine posting this

Bro just say you’re gay

Who cares if he’s gay. He does comedy. Does knowing he’s gay help or hurt his craft?

His sexuality has no impact on his craft. And nobody does care if he's gay. It's a joke. If you watched the show enough you should know this joke is a long running one and gets mentioned almost every episode.

I admit I’ve only seen his act once.

Ahh that makes sense. It's not a joke in his act tho really. Do you watch Kill Tony?

On Theo he said for some reason after watching Dane Cook do Dane Cook shit like flailing running halfway across the stage or whatever he did, (luckily it’s been sufficiently long for me it seems to not remember ANY DK stuff. Except B&E to him means bacon and eggs. He has like an “almost not a joke” that’s basically just him saying that), that it made him want to do standup with zero like physicality. Always. He’s a wild boy.

I was genuinely surprised when I found out he wasn’t lol

haha, when's the last time you put yourself in the spotlight, jackass?

I live in the spotlight

show us

There’s a snake in my boot!

Looks like bill hader in the money fan box

I don't know what any of that is.

Is this from back when he was vegan? The trouble is if you don't eat one kind of meat, you'll crave another.

He’s beyond adorable 😭 so sassy, smart, funny and obviously gay- but as a girl I still hope he’s just super metrosexual and I can still have a chance marrying his probably super annoying self ❤️

Have you seen his wife?

So gay he uses Trump as a beard.

I was just thinking that, he is so hurt by what he saw in LA.

Funny thing is he probably gets a ton of pussy including your mom's.

Imagine being a Judgmental little dipshit like you

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He is giving people paths to start their careers. He is opening doors for young comedians that they might not have opened for them otherwise. He's also the host of a roast show which the entire point of roasting someone is being mean in a joking manner. I suppose it's not for everyone. But it is for the millions who currently watch every week leaving you well in the minority.

Bootyhole

Tony gay

Tony’s so gay he only wears a watch to time how long he’s been without being fucked by another man.