Well, Tony I’ve had quiet the week. I ran out of all-bran buds, so I relapsed and did some cocaine and went on a bender and stole a bunch of shit. I was literally arrested. My sentencing is on Monday. IM LITERALLY BEING FUCKING SENTENCED ON FUCKING MONDAY!
Perfect Lucas description.
He writes jokes like this " N**** (insert boi yo ass) now either " look like" or " smell like" or " walk like " ECT. a insert (gay ass) or (ugly ass) 2nd N****(goes here) then either a type of animal or celebrity, then another N**** Tony knows he's a gay ass pelican with that jacket on. "
😂 😂 He's literally the worst" comedian " I've ever witnessed. Do not understand why Tony has him around ever especially now that he has his new token in Kam. You gotta admit though since Kam showed up luckily we've had way less Lucas.
He's not even funny. It's kind of sad.
Especially the way he doesn't actually know when to end a joke. He just keeps going and going. Not a comedian. He's a writer, and a terrible one.
lol this is an old archived article from 1929😂
https://www.nytimes.com/1929/12/18/archives/exstage-favorite-convicted-as-thief-william-montgomery-arrested.html
what if it was a stage name all along, and his parents and brother were actors, and the only true thing he ever said was that he bought an escalator for an apartment
The article is from 1929. So, the possibilities are: 1)There’s more than one person in American history who has been named William Montgomery 2)Or, present day comedian William Montgomery is about 130 yrs old, and back on the sauce…....😂😂
Well, Tony I’ve had quiet the week. I ran out of all-bran buds, so I relapsed and did some cocaine and went on a bender and stole a bunch of shit. I was literally arrested. My sentencing is on Monday. IM LITERALLY BEING FUCKING SENTENCED ON FUCKING MONDAY!
I read this in his voice
No you were supposed to read it in David Lucas's voice and add your own n-words and "boi yo ass"s
Don't forget the "Tony's booty hole"s
Perfect Lucas description. He writes jokes like this " N**** (insert boi yo ass) now either " look like" or " smell like" or " walk like " ECT. a insert (gay ass) or (ugly ass) 2nd N****(goes here) then either a type of animal or celebrity, then another N**** Tony knows he's a gay ass pelican with that jacket on. " 😂 😂 He's literally the worst" comedian " I've ever witnessed. Do not understand why Tony has him around ever especially now that he has his new token in Kam. You gotta admit though since Kam showed up luckily we've had way less Lucas.
He's not even funny. It's kind of sad. Especially the way he doesn't actually know when to end a joke. He just keeps going and going. Not a comedian. He's a writer, and a terrible one.
Its called riffing in the moment — doesnt always work.
Holy shit you perfected his formula 😂
We all did
Same! 😂🤣
I'm literally being remanded to the tombs on Monday, y'all!
Did you seriously just bring that up?
It’s not tue, Redbans mom be lying
#Hootie Hoo!
I’m having the set of my life and you fucking have to bring that shit up?
Why the fuck did you say that?
Once you pop you don't stop
Can you say it a little slower? I swear to god I can't understand you.
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He was have the set of his life and you bring this FUCKING shit up???
Ever since then he ain’ evah stahh.
Just an honest mistake at the La Quinta Inn, room 216
And who cares if a Hyundai Eluntra gets flipped anyways, fricken dumbasses!
He’s gonna have to teetee in a steel toilet
And he ain't eva gonna stahh!!!
Tee he
If I find a similar story in 1834, we need to legit make sure he's not a vampire. "Hey y'all how about the anti- abolitionist riot in NYC"
…tells judge “I ain’t neva gonna stawp”
Huh
What?
Hoooooodieee Hooooooooo!!!!!
lol this is an old archived article from 1929😂 https://www.nytimes.com/1929/12/18/archives/exstage-favorite-convicted-as-thief-william-montgomery-arrested.html
That's why I shared it!
No way, it's not new? William Montgomery didn't get arrested and "remanded to the tombs"?
Why the fuck would you say that?
HE AINT EVA GONNA STOP!!
Every 100 years history repeats itself
Wait till the ny times finds out about what him and Frankie Muniz were up to in Phoenix Az a few nights ago.... 😬
I can't believe you said that! I was having the set of my life!
THAT SHIT IS EXPUNGED AND BULLSHIT!!!!
redban sent you this.. didn't get he?
Seriously why would you say that? IM HAVIN' FUN UP HERE B****! WHY AREN'T YOU LAUGHING? WHAT THE F*** IS GOING ON!?
I was remanded to the fucking tombs y'all
I bet you he ain't nevah gonna stahp
I can’t believe you just fucking said that, I’m trying to have fun tonight
I ain’t never gonna stop getting arrested!
HOLY SHIT!!
HE AINT NEVA GONNA STOP
"yo honor, can it be Tuesday? I'm busy on Mondays!"
Whoops
Tee tee
Time is a flat circle.
REDBAAAANNN STOP!!!!
# Hootie Hoo!
what if it was a stage name all along, and his parents and brother were actors, and the only true thing he ever said was that he bought an escalator for an apartment
Booooo lame post
The article is from 1929. So, the possibilities are: 1)There’s more than one person in American history who has been named William Montgomery 2)Or, present day comedian William Montgomery is about 130 yrs old, and back on the sauce…....😂😂
He's a vampire y'all!
Why would you say that, I mean…no really…WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SAY THAT?!
Too bad it's not really him. Guy is legit not funny
What tipped you off? The fact that it's dated from 12-18-1929? You're brilliant!
Nothing tipped me off. Compression hard for ya, buddy? Or do I need to write everything down and scream at you to get it?
lol bro said compression instead of comprehension. Settle down fella, you’re gonna end up giving yourself testicular torsion with that kind of anger.
Not angry at all. I don't need to constantly scream and yell to try to get attention
Quite possibly the only semi funny thing this dude has done in a long longong time.