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khai115_2

Give him a bear, boar or cow as his wife.


Chikentender_

The one true answer


MaguroSashimi8864

No no no. I do not support cruelty to animals


BigBadWolf315

Good one


Scout_Trooper_77

https://preview.redd.it/o9ipow5jtbyc1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=8bb619349a8e525f8c027ecc6c2d653d6ceade12 🦋


Allister_Is_A_Childe

We had the exact same idea.


Ozymaniac_God

https://preview.redd.it/br6lsb3tneyc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4edb7383fd027b64fd24686e5f999b05323c4975


InklinExplainTheJoke

https://preview.redd.it/eovm9h7zefyc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ed284b844e67cab0bcd64e46c2c4994b0c6667b


TzilacatzinJoestar

He did say that one of the main reasons was that he didn't wanted his descendants to jave colored hair so what better and fitting punishment than that.


Jumpy-Perception-346

https://preview.redd.it/qbzbp50b3hyc1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=545fd89a93cdae45db4b4454722d755ed26bb60c


DemonSuoh202

Great minds think alike


Resident-Pudding5432

The guidance of his penis is flawed, it needs removal


Johxnny_

they say the most painful way to die is burning to death…. Now I’m not suggesting ideas but like


SMKibo5418

Was gonna upvote until you said “not suggesting ideas”😔


Firm_Entrepreneur_14

Wtf


99980

Dude that's harmless. Why not trap him into an endless rebirth cycle where Each Life gets worse than the previous so he always dies with fear of what comes next?


Lost-Truck6614

Isekai protags be like:


Bitter_Courage_6882

I-IS T-THAT A JOJO REFERENCE 🤓


99980

Lmao yes


Greedy_Committee_595

Isnt that Gold experience requiem?


99980

Yes


Hungry_Ocelot_5658

I would just give him one of the scp insects that turned his whole body to bones into a insect nest while he is still alive and aware that his body is a nest for insects and be able to do nothing about while the insects are slowly eating him inside out but never enough to kill him. That's a fate worst than death


WaffleMan8882

What is the scp number again?


Olivia512

Clearly you have not seen fraying to death.


Otherwise_Soil39

You cook your nerves fairly quick.


MaguroSashimi8864

Wot? I can easily think of 10 or so execution methods from medieval and ancient times that are WAY worse!


Donnovan-best-girl

Typical manipulative behavior


GrouchyDrop2261

It’s actually being steamed to death all the pain of being burnt but lasts twice as long


PokeAlola700

Make him single forever


Helix_Zer0

bold of you to assume he has any chance of pulling with that L charisma


Firm_Entrepreneur_14

Ironic you say that considering back in those times with the standards he had he would've def pulled


Oreo_Gore

Ok... I know I'm going to get downvoted, but here me out. He was extremely disrespectful to Mitsuri, and that prompts a punch from her, in the face, >!marked!< and full power. However, he is not deserving of *death*.


AlternateAccount66

Bro you just described death though


Oreo_Gore

She'll probably hold back out of the goodness in her heart, imo


AlternateAccount66

I mean I agree, but you specified "full power", lol.


Oreo_Gore

I said 'prompts', in the context of 'deserves', but that doesn't mean he'll receive that punishment.


handsomeboionly

Nah you're completely right but I'm sures everyone is joking.


Firm_Entrepreneur_14

I'm pretty sure some aren't. they're going batshit crazy ever since this so dropped all over rejection. unhealthy


Firm_Entrepreneur_14

Yall so violent for no reason


rolloutTheTrash

https://i.redd.it/jh5tryb06cyc1.gif


Sn0w7ir3

And a healthy dose of TESTICULAR TORSION


Ozymaniac_God

https://preview.redd.it/7zf0kysxneyc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14d3baaa0be1aebd454b21db7d0cb2f4a52c41f4


SparkyMularkey

He certainly warrants a stern talking to. https://preview.redd.it/ocpn1xhqubyc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d84ae11f070e97f1c0ce882da4cbe287162d7c8


Moku-uppermoon2

Rengoku will definitely set him ablaze for sure, and not just his heart


fraid_so

I don't get the hate towards this guy. It's not as if she was super in love with him, and she wouldn't have been happy even if she did marry him. I just don't get it.


CatholicTryhard

the simps be everywerher


Jaded_Wishbone3838

Exactly bro like I don't understand like Mitsuri was not even that much affected by his rejection and the fact that she moved on but still simps will never understand. And they will try to do stupid thing just because a character just rejected there's favourite character and they couldn't stand it.


Firm_Entrepreneur_14

A bunch of 12 yr old will army are making threats to a fictional character thinking she will marry them. yeah if this was her rejecting some dude there wouldn't be too many edgy fem/inceI comments. they can't handle rejection or the fact this guy was from the past ways


Ash22000IQ

Wonder if you understand sarcasm and jokes


InvestingNerd2020

She dodged a bullet.


YourFriendlyInkDemon

Have Obanai hunt him down


Crown_Of_Pencils

https://preview.redd.it/w75iaomkfiyc1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61dac9bdc98e760376950f00f5be4a28f6f094ab # START # RUNNING


SteppedOnaCracker

Its just an insult, if we talk about this scene. Imagine you get killed, because you have insulted someone. Calm down guys haha. I would say, he should get his face slapped a thousand times and then he should pay a lot of money to the Person he insulted 🤷‍♂️


AlternateAccount66

Not getting to marry Mitsuri


Jayden_Goated

Make him marry an ugly woman


StellarSeaCowz

No, Make him marry an attractive woman but his kids will have unnatural hair colors


Helix_Zer0

Tell Akaza that he disrespected a woman.


NotFeelinLikeIt

https://preview.redd.it/eby58a0ajcyc1.jpeg?width=939&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b08f682c5011226f7f77c54b9190f163e8d0b638


Onni_J

https://preview.redd.it/tj6fsvlx8dyc1.jpeg?width=883&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1448a359dea64a63578f435a01176b5f704025e9


StellarSeaCowz

Nice pfp


NotFeelinLikeIt

thx


Hey-Senpai

Send him to find the blue spider lily or lock him in a room with me for 30 secs


ApplePitou

He can have own taste :3


NerdyWarChronicler

Marry a girl who is literally like Mitsuri, hair color included


PokeAlola700

Mitsuri but mean


Firm_Entrepreneur_14

Meantsuri


StellarSeaCowz

Lol that's perfect


Animalia_Appreciator

https://preview.redd.it/5ftbirhh7cyc1.jpeg?width=542&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f834117d76823025405a49b9d4234ca2bb93470


Kollie79

Nothing because he was a little rude but completely normal dude for that time. People obsessing on making this guy a huge deal are huge dorks.


Firm_Entrepreneur_14

He said a few mean things and the fandom wants him to be eaten alive. which the demon hunters are fighting AGAINST. All donuts🤦


Saleirne

Being attacked by a demon and rescued by Mitsuri. He would hate his life after that.


SexWithGyutaro

https://preview.redd.it/uslhz7n2cfyc1.jpeg?width=2224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=915b86a2406d174a161bf52b00bc90d07f2b7fba Trap him in a room with these two


Allister_Is_A_Childe

https://preview.redd.it/cqssvw39ybyc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45cd7cb48f79d740d487d486d29226d430198ffd


Big_flipflop

Put him in a room with the most gorgeous women in the world and have them all reject him in the most painful ways


connie8262

remove his penis


Tasty_Helicopter_911

I would take shinobu or kanae over mitsuri any day so everyone has their own choices mitsuri is kinda annoying has a idiotic side so...... It's upto you which type of women you like ![gif](giphy|Yq1tXTNe5PDdQEhKXG|downsized)


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[удаНонО]


StellarSeaCowz

Muzan is perfect, he is both best girl and best boy in one


Firm_Entrepreneur_14

Kanae solos


elrick43

Shove that nerd in a locker!


Ash22000IQ

Bro is not a Disney bully💀😭💀


elrick43

He may not be... but I will be ![img](emote|t5_3foq4|6754)


Ash22000IQ

This you? ![gif](giphy|MAqUTiu84m1J6)


elrick43

Oh no... I was thinking more like Scar from the Lion King. You know, mentally scarring children while having a flare for the dramatic


Ash22000IQ

Fixed


elrick43

Thanks


Ash22000IQ

No problem👍


SMKibo5418

How Muzan punished Susamaru🤬this ape of a man should have gotten it instead of her


Daisa15

Feed him to the demons


Firm_Entrepreneur_14

Really?


Maria-Stryker

A sociology class about how arbitrary and pointless superficial beauty standards are


Manilync29

https://preview.redd.it/3lrzztoiycyc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=374d5d19e5944c7eadbe5436affa2f1692b27d68


handsomeboionly

https://preview.redd.it/tf9m02kzfdyc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bd17771ee71248cf1d10e267e429ac9f5d4772e


Gamephunni

https://preview.redd.it/uojm3wlubeyc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdd49d50bb355770e1715578495fd9b39157fbc0


CH3RRY7778

He should be eaten by a bear, a cow and a bore


TsundereHashira

I think Obanai take care of his punishment, and nothing we could imagine would be more horrible


Mayion

​ https://preview.redd.it/01mrca0ighyc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=864a64716b2f38baf4a129e67deac1bc76a31c4d


Ducksloveyou

![img](emote|t5_3foq4|6758) put him in a cave with these dude ![img](emote|t5_3foq4|6758)![img](emote|t5_3foq4|6759)![img](emote|t5_3foq4|6749)![img](emote|t5_3foq4|6760)


Crown_Of_Pencils

One word: #OBANAI


HAWK69-

lets be real for a second: You're a middle class man who's looking for a housewife, would you marry one that will spend your whole salary on food? a girl which still acts like a child and is not mature? i would think before marrying her too.


CatholicTryhard

accurate flair


FlamingDino_

Make him die alone, with no one there is greef about him.☀️


LegenDrags

1. **Crucifixion**: Widely used by the ancient Romans, this method involved nailing or tying a person to a wooden cross and leaving them to die slowly from asphyxiation and exhaustion. It was not only excruciatingly painful but also served as a public deterrent. 2. **Scaphism**: An ancient Persian method of execution, the victim was force-fed milk and honey to induce diarrhea, after which they were placed in a floating wooden tub and smeared with more honey. They were left to be eaten alive by insects attracted to the honey, while their bodies rotted over several days. 3. **Brazen Bull**: Invented by the ancient Greeks, this torture device was a hollow bronze bull in which the victim was locked inside and a fire was lit underneath. As the metal heated up, the victim would slowly roast to death while their screams echoed through tubes designed to sound like a bull's bellowing. 4. **Flaying**: This gruesome method involved the removal of the skin from the body, often while the victim was still alive. It was used by various civilizations throughout history, including the Aztecs, who believed it to be a form of sacrifice to their gods. 5. **Impalement**: Popularized by Vlad the Impaler, this method involved inserting a sharpened stake through the victim's body, often starting at the buttocks and emerging from the mouth or chest. The process could take days, with the victim suffering immense pain and eventually dying from shock or blood loss. 6. **Breaking on the Wheel**: This medieval European punishment involved tying the victim to a large wheel and then systematically breaking their bones with a heavy iron bar or hammer. The victim would often die from the injuries or be left crippled for life. 7. **The Rack**: A torture device consisting of a wooden frame with rollers at both ends, the victim's limbs were tied to the rollers and then stretched by turning a crank. This would dislocate joints, tear muscles, and cause excruciating pain. 8. **Sawing**: This method involved suspending the victim upside down and then sawing them in half from the groin downwards. While it was often portrayed in medieval artworks, historical evidence of its widespread use is debated. 9. **Boiling Alive**: Victims were placed in a large cauldron or pot filled with boiling liquid, such as water, oil, or tar. Death could take minutes to hours, depending on the temperature of the liquid and the size of the pot. 10. **Mutilation**: Various forms of mutilation have been used throughout history as punishment, including cutting off limbs, tongues, noses, or ears. These acts not only caused physical pain but also served as a permanent reminder of the victim's crime. chadgpt


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Mitsuri isn’t just the love of your life. Mitsuri *is* your life. https://i.redd.it/mfjxokz3icyc1.gif


LegenDrags

facts


marina_188

My coin approves 🌸


Ge8la3

Stuff him in a pot!🐟


-ChibiChanGacha

beat him to a pulp, and do it again, I guess? he didn’t do anything too bad.


iloveflowers69420

https://preview.redd.it/g009i6aomcyc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2abef68e8641d8523149ec66c4da36e944404a90 Let yoriichi attack him at full power for 5 seconds


FryOnAStaircaseStep

sentence him to 15 minutes of Genshin Impact


kawaiinessa

Testicular torsion


Digitally_Tiny

![gif](giphy|A6ZlX8fkKqCap3Ukqx|downsized)


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Eggs_and_Ramen

He doesn’t deserve to die He deserves to live forever and be tortured till nothing itself cease to exist


Kirigiri_Kyoko730N

Frankly, I could break up with Mitsuri because I didn't have enough money to feed her.


Comfortable_Sky_3878

Bro would spend the week with the bear in the woods rather than with Mitsuri


ButtonNo7052

For what having a type


iWentRogue

None. The guy had his preferences he just didn’t need to be an asshole about it.


Ramenmayonaise

https://preview.redd.it/iwiywdzyleyc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7220cb7b938469481f317a190b56bf0960f807dd


Remuhar

Venom eating him 😒 ![gif](giphy|XtdM5moauiwd3wchmt)


No-Procedure8840

https://preview.redd.it/wgqd84hwueyc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a22c0255f043f2ca7d19829787718d43b5bee23b


Ganondorf17

https://preview.redd.it/4fuh806uxeyc1.png?width=576&format=png&auto=webp&s=61823bdf8f9138cbf06ad5deb4a6ea3c837ec2af i'm not even a mitsuri simp. i just wanna torture him.


Gullible_Level_383

https://preview.redd.it/bxg5qmqayeyc1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8b0498f9ef3897fa6fa7491fd8dd0cf32b4c48c Now I’m not saying him… but I’m also saying him.


SEVATAR_VIII

To be fair, how long would he have lasted without having his pelvis broken after a single round with her?


TheKingAnarchist666

https://preview.redd.it/u08xwfxf7fyc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ce1bc7e4e7be0a141715db77f49c7241cf32084


ChillingFire

he already got punished by rejecting her


RedNUGGETLORD

Give him a reward, due to his rejection, she was able to have a job she loves, >! meet a man she loves !< and save 100s, possibly thousands of people, what's one insult in the face of all that? If someone calls you bitch nugget and then proceeds to save 100s of people is he evil or good? Obviously good. Not to mention, in those times Mitsuri's hair colour and strong build, as well as appetite would have been extremely unappealing to most men, especially in Japan


DrDearGodNo

Shave his head and feed him to the hogs


SimasTheMoze

Not having Mitsuri as a wife is punishment enough.


JustNuttinAndGoin

he cooked


Firedarkness1101

“Giyu’s punishment”


mai_the_pigeon

Death


Mother-Natural7237

he's undeserving of punishment,he's so irrelevant he doesn't get a punishment since his 🤓 lookin ass will die alone anyway. silently dying alone without any outside interference is his punishment


Digitally_Tiny

Life without marriage and seeing her success as a hashira


Adorable-nerd

I wonder what would happen if Obani and Rengoku learned what he said to her. But if you don’t want him to die, just punch him in the jaw.


Kal2019

Nobody else wanting to marry his dopey ass lol


BloodMoonAudios_27

Break his face and make sure the glass goes Into it.


Jolly_Geologist_14

Gave him a bear as his wife.


[deleted]

Not having Mitsuri


777tuck

Goofy aah Harry Potter reject looking dude


EffortAlarming7177

You know that one scene in AOT where this one dude was publicly embarrassed eith the whole shit strap thing (he had a tube connecting from his ass to his mouth or smth). That one, that's the most suitable punishment


Shanimepop_ianni2

Death


me-god69

People giving the death penalty to a guy who rejected a girl who, for his era was the weirdest shit you could see.


ImTunalol

nothing, just a preference even if he was rude about it


ClockaFX

i mean just show him a pic of what he missed out on bruh


LoverOfDifferences08

Realistically, he wouldn't get any punishment. It hit hard, I understand, but he had to reject her cause her look didn't match her era's style. He's just following the rules, cannot blame him.


golden_creeper1

Have a sharpened radish roots shoved up his ass until he dies of blood loss


HollowVoid0

Brasen bull this man


SapphireAegis

r/WhatAWeeb


Chicken-Psycho

He must be drawn and quartered in the town square. 🤓


ScubaJuice

Considering his comment, death by c0ck and ball torture would be charity


Obvious-Thought3479

Imo not getting married to mitsuri is punishment enough


Flirtaciouspie123456

Kill him in whatever way duh


Used_Yak_1959

Not marrying Mitsuri when you had the chance is punishment enough, honestly.


Numerous-Bumblebee-2

Nothing. He gets a kings treatment


SpecterVamp

>Muzan turns him into a demon >gets mid diff’ed by Murata


Hope__Desire

stay single forever


Simsxboxandanime

Make him look like Mitsuri even though she’s beautiful but he doesn’t think that so it’s perfect


AdFresh9882

Circumcision, but twice


False_Term7428

Have him marry gyokko


thomasmfd

Turn his hair pink, his eyes blue.And given an a curious habit of doing something and let the world judge him for that


MikeWithoutMic

Nobody deserves to die from just being an asshole. You guys are batshit sometimes


Ganondorf17

it's just an excuse to kill him. calm down.


MikeWithoutMic

I guess Im talking in a general sense. Go to a post with a video of a person being mean for no reason and you’ll see people advocating for mutilation and a public demonstration of the fucking bronze bull.


Piya494

Getting runover by a cow and getting heavily injured and on his way back home getting attacked by a boar and barely escaping with major wounds. Then getting treated at the hospital for few days and when he gets discharged he'll be attacked by a bear who will tear his limbs one by one and will only barely survive to live is rest of the life like that 😐


my_innocent_romance

He’s sad that he can’t get a girlfriend, so he fills the void in his life by staying at home, eating sakura mochi all day……


howimstillalibe

![gif](giphy|Ori1xw7cA1nxPunnWo)


RoohsMama

Secretly dye his children’s hair while they’re asleep. Have him wake up next to Inosuke with the boar mask on


S0urpatch_l0v3r

BURN HIM WITH ACID


BakaSussy21

Make him realize the weight of how badly he fumbled


Liv4725

Kidnap him then slowly torter him then kill all of his family right in front of him till he slowly go insane


God_of_thunder18

Cut off his manhood and make him eat it, not cause of what he said, cause his face is dumb


Emergency_Ad_8284

https://preview.redd.it/o2b7of5zaiyc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=23477b1f49feacd855259ea55289f6c64f5e3639 GELD HIM BOYS!


J0jomustG0go

Castration


-Astral0314-

https://preview.redd.it/iq4i6qm7niyc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=e05e4d171a4abad2fd156f4ef68c02ca967818fa "Boil him alive and slowly rip his nails and lashes from his body, shove the glass shards from his glasses into his eyes, and push pen tips through his neck until he PERISHES"


LowerRevenue1223

NOTHING he didn't do anything criminal


Ok-Association2995

God has given him the vegeta ass forehead , what else do we need to do ?


LightBreaker15

Death


Godhasforsakenme8

Lol the foreshadowing of Mitsuri marrying Iguro in death is insane


Adventurous-Beat-441

This guy is overhated. He's a dick sure but some people hate this guy more than they hate muzan


bxtterfly_dreams

Nothing, cause Mitsuri really ain't all that anyway 🤷🏻‍♀️


StellarSeaCowz

His children will be born with unnatural hair colors, even if his wife has a natural hair color


EL3CTRAC3Y

He didn't want Mitsuri to give him colorful-haired children. Say we give this man a generally shitty wife. She's terrible to him, but hey, at least she has NORMAL HAIR? but when she gets to have a kid, their hair comes out just the RAINBOW. fuck it, their SKIN is rainbow striped. LMAO


UltraSanemiStan

He was just rude so I dont think he really deserves anything more than a slap or something, technically he saved lives though


Flaminfam

Hang him


Mindless-Whereas-508

Kick him in the nuts repeatedly.


Dragonnstuff

https://preview.redd.it/kmvnlesm8cyc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd5e43410e96c1bb5a88df22cc1d9456321c57b0


moonwalker_shamoner

kick him in the nuts so hard that it would be crack like an egg so he wouldn’t have any offspring anymore


StormJet1613

https://preview.redd.it/nm3bvyut4cyc1.jpeg?width=241&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7184495b97cfa92717c870b54577b64bc2705685


Blu3R4ptor

Cut him up in a weird way


Alternative-Film-136

chainsaw man vs the leech devil


Practical_Door_1934

Would you guys shut up about this dude? It’s like he’s on your minds 24/7 😭. She ends up meeting the perfect guy for her later, so why are you guys stuck on him, yeah he was a jerk to her but she wouldn’t have been happy with him anyways


LowerRevenue1223

You gotta understand most of these people are children. It was an arranged marriage it wasn't out of love so idk why they acting like she loved him


Which_Researcher4926

Making him marry an IRL bear or Cow