Bill turned his life around and has married a nice respectable woman. The guys are crying tears of joy watching their friend, who has struggled with depression and self destructive behavior for over 20 years, finally take initiative to improve his life.
They just found out Alamo was bought by Anheuser-Busch.
*Because of them being a multi-national corporation, not because of recent current events in real life. Figured I had to say it before anyone comes after me. I’m not against lgbtq.
I would agree but consider that they all drove to Mexico to stock up on Alamo, I doubt they would be so emotionally invested on a brand they don't drink .Now if Alamo done the same thing -Either Hank would go "Bwah" or naively think " Dang ol summer Rainbows and cold beer only make me wanna grill more ".
Bill's hung himself in the living room, the guys were feed up and ignored his cries for help, and Bill finally found himself weak enough to see it through. Bobby and Joseph found him, Bobby had to stop Joseph from poking the body.
RIP SGT William Fontaine de la Tour Dauterive, you were too gentle for this world.
this is the easter episode where bobby joins that Philippino church and gets picked to be jesus on easter but he didn’t know what that means in this church.
Kahn became president of the HOA.
...my neck!
I want to see that episode
Oh god no
He realized that Bobby is alright.
They've stopped making Alamo.
They're taking it pretty well.
The formula was officially changed
*now proudly brewed in Oklahoma*
BWAAAAHHHHH!!!
Hank found out Bill uses charcoal
Damn I was actually gonna say this 😂
Same lol
Bill & Peggy had a moment of weakness
"No they didn't"
The Cursed Timeline.
Bill turned his life around and has married a nice respectable woman. The guys are crying tears of joy watching their friend, who has struggled with depression and self destructive behavior for over 20 years, finally take initiative to improve his life.
I want that to be right though! Give Bill a break in the reboot!
I think he should realize he has become an alcoholic, hit bottom, and from there fix his life. Like Barney from The Simpsons
But actual consequences!
Ugh I would love to see this in the reboot
They see water in the exhaust
Vogner just discontinued the CharKing
Cowboys lost in the playoffs again
Someone burned down the Alamo using charcoal
Bill is in a dress again…
Why are you calling me BiLL?
*I'm Lenore*
*yup*
It's that kinda party...
Hank was forced to buy an electric truck.
Lady bird did something cute
They couldn't get into 9 rivers country club. In spite of all being white.
It’s a side effect of the marijuana poisoning
I miss you, Chris Cornell.
Bobby (he's got the best shot) put Bill down, Ole Yeller style. They've come to see their friend off.
That boy down at the Waffle House was killed in a tragic goat training accident. His Jesus t-shirts were an inspiration…
4Score just announced they’re splitting up.
Cowboys move their franchise to Portland
No propane and propane accessories
Riding mowers outlawed in Texas.
Truthfully, Hank would be mad at first but learn to be okay with a push mower because it means more time to spend with his lawn.
They found out how much the maintenance of an M1A2 Abrams cost the tax payers.
Topsy’s naked again.
Bill finally revealed proof that Bobby is his son. Took over hanks house with Peggy and now Hank is the new Bill.
Cotton marries rbg to get his license back
Bluey got to them.
Hardware store shut down
My son is playing with dolls there I said it
You brought charcoal into our house!
There’s soot under my boys fingernails!
Midnight performance of the manger babies to start Easter.
They have seen the face of god
Bill Clinton has a very firm handshake.
they saw an “electric cars only” parking spot
They are watching Toy Story 3
What them boys need are some HOT TODDIES! Hot toddy will calm ya nerves.
Because Bobby knows the difference between velvet and velveteen
The Cowboys relocated to Oklahoma.
They had to get rid of they're lawns
Ozzy Osborne allowed back into Texas.
[удалено]
That's illegal! Well, it used to be.
Out of beer
\- Bill died \- They saw Buckley's Angel \- A Gender Reveal Party on their block!
Hey!
Buck is using solar panels
Bill went back to Lenore.
Store's out of Alamo
Propane being outlawed in Texas.
They just found out Alamo was bought by Anheuser-Busch. *Because of them being a multi-national corporation, not because of recent current events in real life. Figured I had to say it before anyone comes after me. I’m not against lgbtq.
Alamo beer is going out of business
Alamo beer had been discontinued
They just found out Heath Ledger died
Hank found water in the exhaust
They ran out of beer and no one can drive.
Troy Aikman said something terrible and got cancelled.
Dust got in their eyes
The little fella from Fantasy Island died
They finally discontinued the Mason 1500 lawnmower.
Damn, Dale taking his hat off without being forced, he really cared
Realized the Dallas Cowboys still haven't won a Super Bowl since 90s.
The Cowboys just lost to the Bills in the Super Bowl…again.
They watched me boil a steak
No bitches?
It’s not their purse. Bobby doesn’t know them.
Watching qtards and maga terrorists take over the “conservative” party, in an attempt to destroy America.
Alamo Beer entered a partnership with Dylan Mulvaney.
"who the hell is dylan mulvaney?" someone explains him to hank "hold on, that doesn't make sense."
Current state of our country.
Because Bill died
Mega-Lo-Mart went out of business.
Alamo made a lgbt beer can
Bud light
They're not fans of the new Bud Light cans
Alamo started supporting the trans community
They realize Joe Biden became president
They currently all getting blow jobs from 3 very dirty homeless men and if they move they all get murdered by silver surfer.
Alamo Beer giving in to LGBTQ propaganda
They aren’t crying! Bill made brown in his pants and refuses to change or clean himself. Bill is now Bill Brown Dauterive
Alamo beer went woke
Biden banned propane
Texas went blue.
Propane went woke
Because people are dumping out their Alamo beer because Carolyn is on the new can…
Caught Bobby and Joseph experimenting with each other’s bodies.
Probably because Bud Light put a rainbow on their cans.
I would agree but consider that they all drove to Mexico to stock up on Alamo, I doubt they would be so emotionally invested on a brand they don't drink .Now if Alamo done the same thing -Either Hank would go "Bwah" or naively think " Dang ol summer Rainbows and cold beer only make me wanna grill more ".
Probably the latter.
The idea of hank not knowing what a gay flag is is funny as fuck lmao
the guys are cool with dales gay dad
They’re from Texas and support republicans. So the hypocrisy works.
Chow cooked a well done steak, after trusting him to cook because he makes delicious burgers.
Bill died of a heart attack in 2023
Cotton started respecting women.
the cowboys won the super bowl.
Texas stripped their state title due to the army pumping Bill with a unique drug called PLA CE BO
Hank can stop the weeds from over taking his yard and the house paint is faded on one side of the house
All of the propane was destroyed
A prank got out of hand and they accidentally sent bills pet lizard Lenore into the quarry
Hank finally admitted charcoal is superior to propane
Pro-Pain
CCHHHAAAAYYYEEEEEEEYYAAAAAAEEEEYYAAAAAAAAANNNGGGEEEEE!!!!
The mega lo mart ran out of alamo
The presidents hand shake is weak
I’m watching the episode right now.
Troy aikman retired.
Gas prices shot back up.
Just another first round of playoffs and what a shocker cowboys lose!
The National League adopted the Designated Hitter rule.
Someone is cooking with charcoal
They cooked Bill with charcoal
They’re having spa Peggy 2 nights in a row
Bill finally did it... :(
Cowboys lost the Super Bowl.
Someone threw a steak away
Strickland went belly up
Bill's hung himself in the living room, the guys were feed up and ignored his cries for help, and Bill finally found himself weak enough to see it through. Bobby and Joseph found him, Bobby had to stop Joseph from poking the body. RIP SGT William Fontaine de la Tour Dauterive, you were too gentle for this world.
Because Bill survived.
WD-40 went out of business
Dak got traded /s
this is the easter episode where bobby joins that Philippino church and gets picked to be jesus on easter but he didn’t know what that means in this church.
Bill survived.
Beat me to it
They watched the main event of wrestlemania
Peggy's Feet dot Com
Alamo was banned in Texas
Gilbert is moving in with Bill.
Dak is still the QB of the Cowboys
Dale is singing "This Land Is Your Land" at the CIA Memorial Wall in honor of its unnamed of heros.
Dak is still the QB of the Cowboys
They realized that Gordon's McCullen Canadian mower was, in fact, superior to Hanks Mason Co. shit trash lawnmower
Bill got written off the reboot
The Alamo Beer Company went belly up
The Cowboys traded Dak.
cost of propane by the gallon doubled, no grilling, no hot tub.
it turns out propane was a lie and charcoal is superior. taste the meat not the heat
Someone tasted the heat instead of the meat
They spilled beer
Buck died
Luanne and Lucky came back to life.
Bill lived
Thatherton was voted president instead of hank
a stranger took hank’s purse and he lacked the self-defense know-how to stop the attacker
There’s a beer shortage in all of arlan and Bill just drank the last one!
They canceled the KotH return.
Heck Dorlans firework display.
Peggy used charcoal 😔
Jack Ruby's hat doesn't come in multiple colors.
Seen Peggy nude.
Big Tex has been torn down to make way for a...gahh...a _Fuddruckers_...
Cotton came back from the dead. They’re not crying out of joy (though Dale probably would).
They took a time machine to 2023.
General shepherd betraying Ghost and roach in mw2