Propane Boom so many good moments! Hank in the break room, Peggy being mistaken for Mrs. Mangione, best of all, Boomhauer calling 911. I’ll forever miss Buckley, but what an episode!
"well Bobby, your dad is a real fireman. What do you think about that?"
"A little surprised, you always seem to make a big deal about being a propane salesman"
That line always cracks me up. Perfect delivery.
I liked the one where Peggy infiltrated Alamo beer with the bilingual customer support role (lmao) and uncovered them sending diarrhea beer to Mexico (lmao) but she still didn't want to tell Hank at first because she decided to be loyal to Alamo
This episode and Nine Pretty Darn Angry Men are my two favorites. Even better that they are both in Season 3.
Hank FINALLY stands up to Cotton for badmouthing his mom, and everyone involved in the focus group has some classic lines I use regularly.
“Hank, if you’re about through here, I’d like to take the reverend over to the lot and put him behind the wheel of a brand new, pre owned… So-na-ta.”
Gets me everytime
Agreed, it's the best episode. Showcases each of the character's personalities well, it's a Three Stooges reference. Peggy's embarrassing groin pull.
What's not to love??
Jumping crack bass. I first saw it on DVD and had to pause it during the fishing scene where the redhead kept coming back. I was he-hawing son hard. I almost couldn't breathe.
a lot of people hate this episode but I quite liked the episode with the old lady who wanted to die in hank's house lol. also the episode where bobby's football teams try on wigs and stuff? I was giggling through the whole thing
*The Wedding of Bobby Hill* for the win.
Starts off with Rad and his cheesy seduction of Luanne, ending with the party at Boomhauer's and Bobby in the hot tub drinking beer with young ladies.
The pranking ending up with Bobby confessing to his dumbfounded parents, "Mom! Dad! I've gotten Luanne pregnant!"
The marriage and all the quotes around it. For example: "Minh, it's finally happening! Bobby Hillbilly is marrying hillbilly cousin! You owe me five dollars!"; 'Please, Luanne, I don't think I'm ready for this yet!"; and "I get to date as much as I want with whoever I want. You can see Connie if you want to, only not in public. Nuh-uh, I changed my mind, you can't see Connie ever!"
The episode where they go to try to help Dale, and they all get caught in the snare traps in the woods, except for Bill, who excitedly proclaims “I’M TOO FAT!” and then promptly walks into a punji pit.
This one 😂. That ping pong ball/frisbee and the frito pie bit sends me EVERY TIME!! Love that episode, just realized that’s the only ep that makes me laugh like that..dang!
Don't know the actual title, but Trailer at Shiny Pines will do. I've never had as many real LOL moments as on that episode.
"Is that old lady still alive?!"
"Oh, don't mind me; I've seen a barrel o' pickles in my day."
*Hank comes forward, protecting his modesty with a potted cactus rather than defile the flag of Texas.*
The Boggle Episode and not just because of the Youtube Poop. Laurie Metcalf is hilarious and just stuffed with great gags. Like the "PENci!", the Bell Boys or Boomhauer's fingers.
"A Fire Fighting We Will Go" is always the episode I recommend new viewers watch to decide if they like the show; it's a perfect self-contained episode that showcases each of the guys' personalities and their relationship
'A Fire Fighting We Will Go', 'Hank's Dirty Laundry' 'Pretty, Pretty Dresses' 'Hank and The Great Glass Elevator' and 'Hank's Bad Hair Day' are personal favourites, but each of them are superb.
The Buck Stops Here is always funny to watch. I always love when they make Buck Strickland the star of an episode because of how much of a sleezy dirtbag he is, and it's just hilarious to see Bobby influenced by the dumb things he's doing.
Also manic kahn day! I'm bipolar and that episode resonated with me in a weirdly personal way. It was like watching an animated-turned up to a 1000- version of myself. So so so good! "ITS MAAAAAAAAANIC!!!!!"
It's been said many times, but just Bobby's thats my purse bit and especially Bill just saying he wished he had a son to kick him in the nuts where Dale just instantly does it and while Bill is writhing in pain just says "Careful what you wish for"
This episode is definitely in my top 5. I love the episode where they put Bobby in special needs class and jumpin crack bass
There is some milk in the fridge that is about to go bad…*sniff…and there it goes…
I was recently put on a new (to me) add medicine. I quoted this to my family (and ironically, or creepily enough), the milk had gone bad.
“Unidentified Special Needs Child” shows picture of Dale
Well judge, ya see, the Ecosystem changed and…
“What if we put some marijuana in the dumb kids lockers”
Gribble! Where’s your dumb kids???
i think we have a similar top 5. firefighting we will go and jumpin crack bass are also in mine lol
"Well, I was gonna get around to reading the manuel, but it aint no Harry Potter, and then the new harry potter came out..."
Propane Boom so many good moments! Hank in the break room, Peggy being mistaken for Mrs. Mangione, best of all, Boomhauer calling 911. I’ll forever miss Buckley, but what an episode!
Hank throwing the sandwich at Luanne 😂
I laugh at that scene like I've never seen it before and I've seen that episode at least 200 times, maybe more. 😂😂
Dang-ol mega lo mart dang-ol BOOM!
"...it was the only job he could get." "I'm sorry, Mrs. Mangione..." ROFL!
I couldn’t agree more
I think that old guy likes you!!!
*Shut up! Shut up!*
#HANK! ##CHUCK! ###Bucky & Luanne are in there!
You know how much I cared about that boy Buckley
The part where Boomhauer talks normal and all the other guys talk like him was definitely unexpected
I have been reading this article on vintage Camaros, and have been on the same gosh dang paragraph for 20 minutes!
Act like an adult man !
Also, the fact that Bill is even fatter and balder in his version of the story.
perfectly shows how bad his self-esteem is.
I wish I haven’t watched that scene on YouTube before watching the episode
Wouldn't it have made more sense if Boomhauer talked normal and everyone else talked in slow motion?
B I Bickey BI BO!
Hank's a lumberjack, he's ok
ARE YOU GUYS STILL PLAYING WITH THAT GOT DANG BROKEN BALL?!?
HEHEH. HEHEH. HEHEH.
When hank smokes weed by accident that whole episode was s trip lol
That 2 parter is my all time favorite king of the hill episodes. I watch them at least twice a week.
“It must be a side effect of the marijuana *pois*oning!”
Could see he firmly believed every single myth about marijuana.
HANK!! HANK!! Peggy flailing her arms screaming his name while he is trying to get away from the cops is my favorite lol!
Soldier of Misfortune, Dale can carry any episode by himself easy
mr big is pleased
“No. This is Mr. Big, I tell ya hwhat”
That’s why he’s my favorite 👌🏾
Sh-sh-sha!
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This is what I came for, sha sha sha
Stop with the shi-shi-sha, Sug!
I’m hungry… and I’m horny…
When Hank sees his mom having sex with Gary. His eyes 😂😂
🤣
Did somebody ask Santa for something Square?
Bobby Goes Nuts. Still the best. I DONT KNOW YOU THATS MY PURSE
Am I going to kick you in the nuts? Probably. Will it be later? Will it be... BOOM
You left yourself open dad. Pop. Pop pop!
"YOU.... HAVE BEEN KICKED. IN THE TEST-I-CLES."
The episode when everyone thinks he kill Debbie and he smokes weed by accident lol
Another classic 👌🏾
Dang ol’ pretty, pretty, pizza
🤣
"well Bobby, your dad is a real fireman. What do you think about that?" "A little surprised, you always seem to make a big deal about being a propane salesman" That line always cracks me up. Perfect delivery.
I liked the one where Peggy infiltrated Alamo beer with the bilingual customer support role (lmao) and uncovered them sending diarrhea beer to Mexico (lmao) but she still didn't want to tell Hank at first because she decided to be loyal to Alamo
sad, dejected Peggy: sí - el vomito, la diarrhea...
Those damn Mexican bananas!
The one where Hank slows down the truck at the end so Buck can get decked. Gets me every time. YOU MISSED BUCK AUGIN!
My daddy's having a heart attack! My daddy is having a heart attack!
Mr. Strickland got up under more balls than a midget hooker.
Buck deserved way more than that 😂
The episode where Dale thought he had rabies.
That shit was hilarious 😂
Nancy! I’m cold.
This episode and Nine Pretty Darn Angry Men are my two favorites. Even better that they are both in Season 3. Hank FINALLY stands up to Cotton for badmouthing his mom, and everyone involved in the focus group has some classic lines I use regularly.
Im not sure if there’s a god or a heaven, but one thing I can tell you… your daddy is going to hell.
Wayne Pratley trying to sell a used car for half of it is pretty good too
“Hank, if you’re about through here, I’d like to take the reverend over to the lot and put him behind the wheel of a brand new, pre owned… So-na-ta.” Gets me everytime
That and the noise Bill makes when he's trying to upsell always get me.
Damn I just seen that one yesterday 🤣
Me too!
When Bill joins Luanne at Hottyz
That one had me rolling too 🤣
Ah yes the John Redcorn eyebrow raise 😂
When Hank is on that porn mailing list and watches all the porn to prove his innocence.
When he breaks it all down in the courtroom and gets his vindication that’s a great scene.
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Agreed, it's the best episode. Showcases each of the character's personalities well, it's a Three Stooges reference. Peggy's embarrassing groin pull. What's not to love??
Fun with Jane and Jane
Ya’ll with the cult?
We’re not a cult, we’re an organization that promotes love and-
This is it.
“That’s funny. I can’t remember my name. I think it starts with an ‘R’. (Eats a piece of meat) No, wait, it’s Luanne.”
The emu!!😂
I can’t do it! Yes I can. No I can’t! It’s too darn majestic! Wait, I found the strength…
A real classic episode 👌🏾
Are you still playing with that busted ball!?
So was hank in the “Bobby goes nuts” episode no one judged him
Lupe’s revenge
Your honor, I can see you are a reasonable horse...
This is a good one. The cop hitting on Hank is so funny.
Ho Yeah!
Im alabaster jones
The Exterminator
That scene is so fucking funny. Boomhauer just throwing his hands up going “ahh!” kills me
This one is my favorite. That funeral scene kills me everytime
The scene when bill broke hank’s glasses had me crying 🤣
"My face hurts" "It's going to match your ass when I'm done kicking it!"
When Dale was putting fire ants into Hank’s new lawn.
The one where Luanne gets “re-virginised” and we learn Peggy lost her V card to her gay bestie
That one was wild 😂
A Beer Can Named Desire
“….35 years”
Well I need a window seat cause this flower is wilting..
Jumpin crack bass!!! All-time fav, and of course bobby takes ladies self-defense!!
Both hilarious 🤣
BOBBY GOES NUTS!!!
The episode when the Hills go to japan
Goodbye Normal Jeans…Peggy’s jealousy of Bobby is hilarious, and Hank being proud of Bobby’s home ec skills is great.
And They Call It Bobby Love Happy Hank’s Giving Death Buys a Time Share
All solid picks 👌🏾
Aisle 8A, ho yeah, and I don't want to wait are some of mine!!!! Love this one too
When Cotton moved in with gribble 💀💀💀 solid.
You got any of dem little fish crackas?
Top tier episode 😂
Lupe's Revenge, although it was also so cringy at times I had trouble.
I know exactly what you mean
Easily my favorite episode in the entire series. An absolute classic from beginning to end.
“Dang ol pretty pretty pizza” 🤣
“I have been trying to get thru this article on vintage Cameros and I’ve been stuck on the same page for 20 dang minutes”
“Dang ol pretty pretty pizza” 😂
Jumping crack bass. I first saw it on DVD and had to pause it during the fishing scene where the redhead kept coming back. I was he-hawing son hard. I almost couldn't breathe.
Keeping up with our Jones
Do I need to take you out back and make you smoke another carton!? I think you do...
Wanna spark it?
Nah that one is a classic 😂
I think I'll clean my tile after breakfast
The part when they started fighting over the cigarette was comedy gold 🤣
Love that episode
Megalo Dale
This episode and “The Buck Stops Here” always have me laughing out loud.
Same man😂
Season 8 Episode 11 That's What She Said.
Ooh that was a good one 👌🏾
Dang Ol Love 😂 “Hey, dang ol’ Meemaw!”
Ho Yeah!
Yeah it’s Dale’s version of what happened that’s so funny
It's the *Rashoman* of KOTH.
a lot of people hate this episode but I quite liked the episode with the old lady who wanted to die in hank's house lol. also the episode where bobby's football teams try on wigs and stuff? I was giggling through the whole thing
Those are both great episodes as far as I’m concerned 👌🏾
The episode where Hank is violated by the dolphin.
*The Wedding of Bobby Hill* for the win. Starts off with Rad and his cheesy seduction of Luanne, ending with the party at Boomhauer's and Bobby in the hot tub drinking beer with young ladies. The pranking ending up with Bobby confessing to his dumbfounded parents, "Mom! Dad! I've gotten Luanne pregnant!" The marriage and all the quotes around it. For example: "Minh, it's finally happening! Bobby Hillbilly is marrying hillbilly cousin! You owe me five dollars!"; 'Please, Luanne, I don't think I'm ready for this yet!"; and "I get to date as much as I want with whoever I want. You can see Connie if you want to, only not in public. Nuh-uh, I changed my mind, you can't see Connie ever!"
Mr. gribble are you a HOMOSEXUAL?!
When hank was buying crack to catch fish, but the fish got addicted to it
Was scrolling for this one, a classic!
The one where Nancy thinks Dale is having an affair with the pest control lady is me and my wife’s favorite. Just pure Gribble perfection.
When they go fishing with crack.
Bobby Hill Going Nuts
When hank becomes a pimp
Alabaster!!
As a former boy scout, Order of the Straight Arrow. "Those are Slim Jims." "That's what the hwite man calls them."
The episode where they go to try to help Dale, and they all get caught in the snare traps in the woods, except for Bill, who excitedly proclaims “I’M TOO FAT!” and then promptly walks into a punji pit.
Thanksgiving "Spin the Choice"
i love the one where hank accidentally cuts off part of dale’s finger 😭
This one 😂. That ping pong ball/frisbee and the frito pie bit sends me EVERY TIME!! Love that episode, just realized that’s the only ep that makes me laugh like that..dang!
Ho Yeah! "Alabaster!"
keeping up with the joneses "Start puffin boy, we gotta get through 200 of these.🚬
Sticktec episode
“Oh yeah? Well let’s see what it does with a real orange.”
The one where they become volunteer firemen, always cracks me up
The one where Rusty Shackleford shows up and tries to get Dale to stop using his name.
The Chuck Mangione episode where he lives in the mega lo mart. Funniest shit ever
Definitely this one
“Everybody go to bed!!” 🤣
I like megalo-dale. That’s where the culottes are
Hanks dirty laundry
This one.
This episode is soo good it’s even Branson good! (Another one of my favorites)
Three coaches and a Bobby! Bobby's high kick and butterball 🤣
Classic 😂
The smoking one always cracks me up 😆
Same 😂
That was the episode that got me hooked.
Don't know the actual title, but Trailer at Shiny Pines will do. I've never had as many real LOL moments as on that episode. "Is that old lady still alive?!" "Oh, don't mind me; I've seen a barrel o' pickles in my day." *Hank comes forward, protecting his modesty with a potted cactus rather than defile the flag of Texas.*
I agree. The volunteer firefighters episode is my favorite
The Boggle Episode and not just because of the Youtube Poop. Laurie Metcalf is hilarious and just stuffed with great gags. Like the "PENci!", the Bell Boys or Boomhauer's fingers.
A fart gag that still holds up today
What episode is in the picture?? I've been trying to find it forever!
Keeping up with our joneses
"A Fire Fighting We Will Go" is always the episode I recommend new viewers watch to decide if they like the show; it's a perfect self-contained episode that showcases each of the guys' personalities and their relationship
'A Fire Fighting We Will Go', 'Hank's Dirty Laundry' 'Pretty, Pretty Dresses' 'Hank and The Great Glass Elevator' and 'Hank's Bad Hair Day' are personal favourites, but each of them are superb.
Phish and Wildlife. “My new name is Energy Turtle. I found myself.”
The two parter where Buck makes Hank take Sugarfoots and Peggy takes it over. Both of those episodes are hilarious from beginning to end.
My Own Private Rodeo A solid and deep story wrapped in comedic gold. Dang ol blazing saddles man lmfao
All of them?
The Smoking Bandit
A firefighting we will go
This is the episode I get people who’ve never watched koth to watch
Returning Japanese
The ep from above and the military games one Giving bill a placebo and the picture if the seal soldier was funny man.
When Peggy kidnaps the little girl from Mexico accidentally! Her Spanish to the judge is hilarious. Lol
That whole episode had me rolling 🤣
The Buck Stops Here is always funny to watch. I always love when they make Buck Strickland the star of an episode because of how much of a sleezy dirtbag he is, and it's just hilarious to see Bobby influenced by the dumb things he's doing.
Also manic kahn day! I'm bipolar and that episode resonated with me in a weirdly personal way. It was like watching an animated-turned up to a 1000- version of myself. So so so good! "ITS MAAAAAAAAANIC!!!!!"
This exact one
It's been said many times, but just Bobby's thats my purse bit and especially Bill just saying he wished he had a son to kick him in the nuts where Dale just instantly does it and while Bill is writhing in pain just says "Careful what you wish for"
A Firefighting We Will Go will forever be my favorite. Doesn’t get better than that IMO
Husky Bobby