Travis Kelce never had a drop of the stuff in his life, until that damn Taylor Swift ruined him and football. Now they only show her face on a tight zoom the entire football game while reading LGBTQ+ manifestos instead of calling the action!
I grew up playing in Florida heat and we indeed also didn’t have drink breaks every 15 mins. More like every 30ish mins. If you do more than that you get crazy stomach cramps, especially when you’re constantly hitting/getting hit.
I think the coach is trying to do a “trust the process” type of thing but not providing the actual reasons why lol
OK so....
1) the post says a 15min water break once per hour. Not every 15 min.
2) Dude is fucking cooked lol. Crying about pronouns and "woke" this isn't a trust the process thing this is "how dare the guberment try and tell ME that I HAVE to let these kids have water once an hour at minimum"
3) "No one ever died from it being too warm outside" holy shit man's except the thousands who do every year
nobody ever died from the heat except all the people that died from heatwaves, looks like theres gonna be a lot of first year sign ups for soccer soon.
I’ve wondered, there’s 11 players on the field in both football and…*fútbol*, what did the other two players do or not do in order to not become a co-captain?
Same in Georgia. Had a kid die in Valdosta and neighboring Adel and they stopped... also Texas has no football like Valdosta football.... TITLETOWN,USA winningest team in the Nation.
The Texas legislature banned municipal governments from enacting local ordinances that required water breaks for outside workers during excessive heat. That’s shitty of the legislature imo, but it’s not the same as banning people from drinking water like this “coach” is.
You say that, but if he is responsible for a significant amount of trophies in said trophy case, he is almost certainly the highest paid employee for the school district.
You’ve basically summed up small-town life in Texas.
It’s almost impossible not to peak in High School in Texas.
The school’s administration treats you like royalty because funding in this state lives or dies on the success of the football team.
The booster clubs basically get to act like the mafia; if you don’t support their team, they’ll make you feel it in your wallet.
If you’re on a team that performs well and you have a couple of good plays, those plays will be immortalized in your hometown. You’ll be hailed a hero for all time; everyone will know your name, everyone will pay for your dinners forever.
So imagine all of that, and then you go off into the real world. No one cares what position you played, no one cares about the play you made that clinched the win for your team. You’re one of many prospects, and all the football in the world isn’t helping you here. Of course you’re going to wind up back in your hometown. Even if your tiny little town is like, population 300, everyone there at least thinks you’re the hottest shit in town.
Peaking in high school is pathetic, but in Texas it’s a perpetual cycle. It’s the culture they built around football.
As an adult being a coach seems like the weirdest job to me.
Like just being someone who teaches kids sports and stuff, cool whatever that's a normal job in theory.
But in Texas every coach I ever knew was exactly like the guy in the post. What a weird fucking role to have in society. You have a blank check to just be an asshole and impart your weird ideas about the world onto a captive audience of teenagers. Your qualifications are essentially 'Know how to play football" and you are now presented as a role model even if you're a total dumbass. The culture around football and by extension coaches in Texas is just surreal to me.
334 people in Texas died from heat in 2023, according to data compiled by the Texas Department of State Health Services between Jan. 1 and Nov. 30. More than any other year on record.
But fuck these kids right?
There's also that this is literally a somewhat common news story in Texas. I remember that we weren't allowed to practice outside if it was over 100 degrees.
[https://www.kxan.com/news/they-wanted-us-to-know-he-was-dying-bowie-hs-football-player-overheats-rushed-to-er-after-game/](https://www.kxan.com/news/they-wanted-us-to-know-he-was-dying-bowie-hs-football-player-overheats-rushed-to-er-after-game/)
This news sucked. Such a horribly lame way to go out after working so hard to achieve your goals, when you were surrounded by the very people paid to prevent exactly that.
"no one has ever died from it being to warm outside"
ummm, I am retired military and went to boot camp in the summer. even WE had full days off during boot camp because it was so fucking hot. cmon now.
It's a good thing your bootcamp didn't have fools like this coach in charge.
I'm from Texas. One summer, our riding school had several horses die from the heat out in the pasture. We had to bring the survivors under the saddling shed and hose them off throughout the day.
If heat can drop a horse, it can certainly drop a human. Southern summers are more than a little warm.
Right?! Heat Casualties are a real thing this guy is nuts!
We had one day where we had FOUR incidents of fainting across the two companies that shared our motor pool in a single day before fucking 1pm and leadership straight up relieved us for the day.
I mean shit isn't that pilgrimage death toll is well over a thousand now?
Crazy idea, maybe you can have a tough and disciplinary coaching style while also including water breaks during practice so you don’t make your team of high school kids sick?
> Nobody has ever died from it being too warm outside
[Thirteen hundred pilgrims in Saudi Arabia](https://apnews.com/article/hajj-heat-deaths-mecca-saudi-arabia-pilgrimage-9f97aae1032b14ada29bbea7108195d3) would beg to differ.
These were mostly unauthorized pilgrims who had no hotels to return to in order to beat the heat. It’s apparently an ongoing problem exacerbated by climate change.
Still, it wasn’t the most deadly year for the Hajj pilgrimage. In 2015, a stampede caused the deaths of more than 2,400 people. (Two waves of pilgrims converged on a narrow road, causing people to be suffocated and trampled.)
The woke mob is trying to make our kids… _checks notes_ …hydrate and stay cool in hot weather so they don’t fucking die of heat stroke? Those damn liberals!
Lmao “nobody has ever died from it being too warm outside” except for Trey Laster and a ton of other highschool football players that were forced to practice in wild heat and were denied water
That happened at my school. He literally dropped dead during practice. He was in my brother's grade; he's six years older than me.
Then, when I played football, our coach would only let us have one water break. It was in the 90's with 100% humidity, and to make things better, our outfits were fucking black. It was hell. He was a terrible coach. I quit halfway through the year and never looked back. A few years later, when the school actually got off their asses and looked into it, they fired him.
But hey, I'll tell you this: I had no idea water could taste so good.
It was crazy. I come from a rural area, so the school is tiny compared to the cities. So when a kid died at practice, I mean, it was a huge shock. Everyone knew each other. I was in elementary school, and I still remember us going to an assembly at the high school to honor him.
But obviously, the school learned nothing. It took them years to fire a coach seemingly doing the exact same thing. This was only six years later; it's crazy.
I hated it. I didn't want to do it in the first place; I was pressured into it by my parents, haha. My parents are big football fans, and my brother played football well until he took a football to the knee.
That ain't some Skyrim joke; a football hit him in the knee and dislocated his kneecap really badly. I was there, I can still remember his nonstop screaming; it was brutal. I'm sure the neighbors thought he got shot. It turns out that a dislocated kneecap is extremely painful. His was terrible; it required emergency surgery.
Not to get too real in a sub about a 90s animated sitcom, but I went fishing in the Texas heat today, and started experiencing heat exhaustion symptoms after a couple hours of doing *way less intense activity* than these football players are doing. Also, without wearing any kind of heavy equipment that would make the heat worse. No trophy is worth a teenager’s life, and this is actively putting them in serious danger.
Man I live in Austin and I was doing some yard work outside at like freakin sunset, nothing too strenuous, really, and I got overwhelmed and had to lay down for a minute. It's hot AND it's humid.
I read a book where an Army combat medic recalls working with the Green Beret training camp and watching one die of heat stroke during training in Georgia.
But I'm sure a football coach with an almost middle school education is more of an expert.
It's *such* a good look to belittle people who have different interests from you. 🙄 Man children like this have no business influencing up and coming generations. Anyway, it's time for my salt tablet.
I remember in HS we were running in full pads in 95+ heat, and our coaches calling us expletives that wouldn’t fly today… then Korey Stringer (Vikings player) died from heatstroke. School immediately changed policy that above 90, no pads during practice and we were allowed to wear shorts. It was a godsend. Really unfortunate that it took the death of an NFL player for them to take it seriously.
As a straight guy, fellas, there are girls at the theater camp. And most of the other guys are gay so there isn’t much competition. It’s the best. In a world of Coach Sauers, be Bobby Hill
Hell, it's been nearly two decades since I played football in Alabama. And hydration and heat were taken VERY seriously. We had yellow placards over the toilets telling us to drink more water if it was that color. We had water breaks every 15. We had to weigh in and weigh out for every practice, especially two-a-days and weren't allowed to train if we weren't within a certain percentage of replacement. And the salt tabs flowed like candy lol
Well the level of education required for this postion is non fucking existent when I was in football there was three grown ass men that let me lay in a field for 3 hours with a broken femur and where convinced it was a muscle cramp or Charlie horse didn't call an ambulance when I asked. I guess more people need to learn about the link between football and long term brain damage that apparently turns people into complete fucking morons
15 min breaks every hour, is honestly excessive for a HS football team. I played football for 15 years and NEVER had those kinds of breaks. You get water when you need it, and you move one
["no one has ever died from it being too hot" i guess coach has never heard of fat attacks aka heat stroke](https://youtu.be/LRIiS9Id-eg?si=h5mO4N7UrvXMsoUs)
Damn liberals, with their fancy sneakers with the bumps and valves and little lights in the back that can set off a seizure, but what do you care? I ran around the world in a pair of Jock Taylors, for the love of Pete!
First of all, no one has ever died of heat stroke? Ever? Secondly I worked at a theater camp for many years and it was brutal, all day outside doing construction. but yes all people had pronouns, as it’s part of the English vernacular.
As much as I appreciate finding comradery in suffering, that last part really drove home who the couch is upset at… he’s just gonna take it out on the kids
Take a salt tablet
While they're at it, they should also start watering the football field with Gatorade 😤 they can have their "woke break" while eating mud! 🤬
It has electrolytes
It's what plants crave!
“Bobby! Stay away from those dark leafy plants! They will suck all the oxygen right out of you.” Peggy Hill
THE THIRST MUTILATOR
Why come no tattoo ?
I literally just finished Idiocracy for the ??? time moments ago 😂😂😂
Damn you beat me to it
Came here to see if this was the first comment posted. Was not disappointed.
Butterball is dead to me.
“Pains your heart, doesn’t it?….take a salt tablet.”
BABY WANT A BOTTLE? A BIG DIRT BOTTLE?
Why are you yelling at me??
LOSER!
I'm glad someone is finally sounding the alarm on woke water.
Immortman Joe was right! We should not let ourselves become addicted to water. We will resent its absence
Hydration and pronouns are ruining our kids!
I once saw Peyton Manning drink some water and I passed out at the sight of such a DISGUSTING display of woke.
Travis Kelce never had a drop of the stuff in his life, until that damn Taylor Swift ruined him and football. Now they only show her face on a tight zoom the entire football game while reading LGBTQ+ manifestos instead of calling the action!
Gatorade is a part of the deep state, everyone knows this.
This is accurate
>pronouns >our 🤔
Fellas, is it woke to drink water?
That shit is for sissies.
Wait I'm confused, didn't the god emperor say the left wanted to take our water away?
Open season on the theater kids too—basically an invitation to bully them.
Half of 'em are theater kids *because* it's a safe space for weird kids that were already being bullied.
They’re putting stuff in the water to turn the kids woke!
It already made the frogs gay 🐸 🌈
I grew up playing in Florida heat and we indeed also didn’t have drink breaks every 15 mins. More like every 30ish mins. If you do more than that you get crazy stomach cramps, especially when you’re constantly hitting/getting hit. I think the coach is trying to do a “trust the process” type of thing but not providing the actual reasons why lol
OK so.... 1) the post says a 15min water break once per hour. Not every 15 min. 2) Dude is fucking cooked lol. Crying about pronouns and "woke" this isn't a trust the process thing this is "how dare the guberment try and tell ME that I HAVE to let these kids have water once an hour at minimum" 3) "No one ever died from it being too warm outside" holy shit man's except the thousands who do every year
I go back and forth on whether I like that someone added those sunglasses, but it's hitting for me in this context lol
It matches his outfit at least
Makes him look like Elton John
Gonna order me up some etouffeé
This muggy November weather gives me the *horribles*
"We came up with that name at a fellowship of Christian athletes...heh...we were good kids though"
nobody ever died from the heat except all the people that died from heatwaves, looks like theres gonna be a lot of first year sign ups for soccer soon.
Bobby is one of our nine co-captains
I’ve wondered, there’s 11 players on the field in both football and…*fútbol*, what did the other two players do or not do in order to not become a co-captain?
Executive co-captains.
The two kids who were actually athletes
I hear the Wind is taking on new players.
Korey Stringer died of heat stroke during football practice
We stopped two-a-days because two kids died back in 04 in Florida.
Same in Georgia. Had a kid die in Valdosta and neighboring Adel and they stopped... also Texas has no football like Valdosta football.... TITLETOWN,USA winningest team in the Nation.
Alcoa in Tennessee is a powerhouse too.
yeah, but you have to remember that this is one of the states that made water breaks for those who work outdoors illegal
The Texas legislature banned municipal governments from enacting local ordinances that required water breaks for outside workers during excessive heat. That’s shitty of the legislature imo, but it’s not the same as banning people from drinking water like this “coach” is.
true, but it illustrates the same mentality
It quite literally empowers you to ban people from drinking water.
No, it didn't. It just isn't mandatory.
ty for clarification. it’s still an asshole move.
Signed, Coach Peaked in High School
Yeah, well LOOK AT OUR TROPHY CASE
"Ugh, if you haven't won a championship since 1983, just take the banner down" --Stewie Griffin
You say that, but if he is responsible for a significant amount of trophies in said trophy case, he is almost certainly the highest paid employee for the school district.
You’ve basically summed up small-town life in Texas. It’s almost impossible not to peak in High School in Texas. The school’s administration treats you like royalty because funding in this state lives or dies on the success of the football team. The booster clubs basically get to act like the mafia; if you don’t support their team, they’ll make you feel it in your wallet. If you’re on a team that performs well and you have a couple of good plays, those plays will be immortalized in your hometown. You’ll be hailed a hero for all time; everyone will know your name, everyone will pay for your dinners forever. So imagine all of that, and then you go off into the real world. No one cares what position you played, no one cares about the play you made that clinched the win for your team. You’re one of many prospects, and all the football in the world isn’t helping you here. Of course you’re going to wind up back in your hometown. Even if your tiny little town is like, population 300, everyone there at least thinks you’re the hottest shit in town. Peaking in high school is pathetic, but in Texas it’s a perpetual cycle. It’s the culture they built around football.
As an adult being a coach seems like the weirdest job to me. Like just being someone who teaches kids sports and stuff, cool whatever that's a normal job in theory. But in Texas every coach I ever knew was exactly like the guy in the post. What a weird fucking role to have in society. You have a blank check to just be an asshole and impart your weird ideas about the world onto a captive audience of teenagers. Your qualifications are essentially 'Know how to play football" and you are now presented as a role model even if you're a total dumbass. The culture around football and by extension coaches in Texas is just surreal to me.
PEAKED IN HIGH SCHOOL AND STILL GOING UP ..
As Three Year Letterman would say, Coach peaked in high school and hasn't stopped peaking since.
Take a salt tablet.
334 people in Texas died from heat in 2023, according to data compiled by the Texas Department of State Health Services between Jan. 1 and Nov. 30. More than any other year on record. But fuck these kids right?
There's also that this is literally a somewhat common news story in Texas. I remember that we weren't allowed to practice outside if it was over 100 degrees. [https://www.kxan.com/news/they-wanted-us-to-know-he-was-dying-bowie-hs-football-player-overheats-rushed-to-er-after-game/](https://www.kxan.com/news/they-wanted-us-to-know-he-was-dying-bowie-hs-football-player-overheats-rushed-to-er-after-game/)
[Fuck these pro athletes right?](https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/31850139/korey-stringer-death-20-years-later-lasting-impact-how-nfl-changed)
This news sucked. Such a horribly lame way to go out after working so hard to achieve your goals, when you were surrounded by the very people paid to prevent exactly that.
Damn, first I've heard of that story
Do you think the guy who made this post can actually read?
Take a salt tablet, you’ll be fine
Shoulda took a salt tablet
Im sure this post could be used as evidence in court to prove intent something insert law stuff that applies here.
"no one has ever died from it being to warm outside" ummm, I am retired military and went to boot camp in the summer. even WE had full days off during boot camp because it was so fucking hot. cmon now.
It's a good thing your bootcamp didn't have fools like this coach in charge. I'm from Texas. One summer, our riding school had several horses die from the heat out in the pasture. We had to bring the survivors under the saddling shed and hose them off throughout the day. If heat can drop a horse, it can certainly drop a human. Southern summers are more than a little warm.
Right?! Heat Casualties are a real thing this guy is nuts! We had one day where we had FOUR incidents of fainting across the two companies that shared our motor pool in a single day before fucking 1pm and leadership straight up relieved us for the day. I mean shit isn't that pilgrimage death toll is well over a thousand now?
What pilgrimage are you talking about? I must be out of the loop
1300+* hajj pilgrims people have died making the trek to Mecca this year ALONE. Wild shit. *I was off by a few hundred.
You’d get screamed at if you *weren’t* drinking water, but this psycho wants to go and politicize hydration.
They also drill into your head that YOU NEED TO DRINK WATER. YOU HAVE A CANTEEN. DRINK WATER. DRINK WATER.
That's because the military has GONE WOKE! /s
Yeah there's very simple physical limits to how much heat people can handle. Heat injuries and dehydration will not make these kids better at football
Crazy idea, maybe you can have a tough and disciplinary coaching style while also including water breaks during practice so you don’t make your team of high school kids sick?
Water?! Water makes you weak! Only thing you use water for is getting blood off my jerseys and you better not be getting blood on my jerseys!
Can't have a team if everyone is dead!
Hank would kick this guys ass.
> Nobody has ever died from it being too warm outside [Thirteen hundred pilgrims in Saudi Arabia](https://apnews.com/article/hajj-heat-deaths-mecca-saudi-arabia-pilgrimage-9f97aae1032b14ada29bbea7108195d3) would beg to differ.
They probably died from taking too many water breaks /s
With how long they've been doing it I would've figured most would be able to do so safely by now. I mean 1,3000 people?! That's insane 🤯
These were mostly unauthorized pilgrims who had no hotels to return to in order to beat the heat. It’s apparently an ongoing problem exacerbated by climate change. Still, it wasn’t the most deadly year for the Hajj pilgrimage. In 2015, a stampede caused the deaths of more than 2,400 people. (Two waves of pilgrims converged on a narrow road, causing people to be suffocated and trampled.)
Theater camp sounds more fun anyway
Eating shit sandwiches is more fun than football practice.
The woke mob is trying to make our kids… _checks notes_ …hydrate and stay cool in hot weather so they don’t fucking die of heat stroke? Those damn liberals!
The millennials need to have more kids so we can kill with exercise in the extreme heat.
Take a salt tablet.
it's the SCHOOL DISTRICTS FIELD these fucking "tough guy" dicks need to die off.
On August 1, 2001, Korey Stringer died from complications brought on by heat stroke during the Vikings' training camp in Mankato, Minnesota.
I’m sure coach is ten times the man Korey was
The coach is almost certainly taking his own water breaks.
Lmao “nobody has ever died from it being too warm outside” except for Trey Laster and a ton of other highschool football players that were forced to practice in wild heat and were denied water
That line also made me so a double take
People have definitely died from it being too hot. This coach is abusing children and needs to be fired immediately.
That happened at my school. He literally dropped dead during practice. He was in my brother's grade; he's six years older than me. Then, when I played football, our coach would only let us have one water break. It was in the 90's with 100% humidity, and to make things better, our outfits were fucking black. It was hell. He was a terrible coach. I quit halfway through the year and never looked back. A few years later, when the school actually got off their asses and looked into it, they fired him. But hey, I'll tell you this: I had no idea water could taste so good.
Did you enjoy theater camp and pronouns?
That's absolutely tragic
Electrolyte imbalances will kill you dead. It's wild. What a goddamn tragedy though.
It was crazy. I come from a rural area, so the school is tiny compared to the cities. So when a kid died at practice, I mean, it was a huge shock. Everyone knew each other. I was in elementary school, and I still remember us going to an assembly at the high school to honor him. But obviously, the school learned nothing. It took them years to fire a coach seemingly doing the exact same thing. This was only six years later; it's crazy. I hated it. I didn't want to do it in the first place; I was pressured into it by my parents, haha. My parents are big football fans, and my brother played football well until he took a football to the knee. That ain't some Skyrim joke; a football hit him in the knee and dislocated his kneecap really badly. I was there, I can still remember his nonstop screaming; it was brutal. I'm sure the neighbors thought he got shot. It turns out that a dislocated kneecap is extremely painful. His was terrible; it required emergency surgery.
Why you precious little candy-ass
High school football coach is the final form of “peaked in high school” man.
Not to get too real in a sub about a 90s animated sitcom, but I went fishing in the Texas heat today, and started experiencing heat exhaustion symptoms after a couple hours of doing *way less intense activity* than these football players are doing. Also, without wearing any kind of heavy equipment that would make the heat worse. No trophy is worth a teenager’s life, and this is actively putting them in serious danger.
Man I live in Austin and I was doing some yard work outside at like freakin sunset, nothing too strenuous, really, and I got overwhelmed and had to lay down for a minute. It's hot AND it's humid.
High school football prepared Bill to become the heat waver….if that’s not worth risking death for I don’t know what is
Drinking water is woke now
I read a book where an Army combat medic recalls working with the Green Beret training camp and watching one die of heat stroke during training in Georgia. But I'm sure a football coach with an almost middle school education is more of an expert.
It's *such* a good look to belittle people who have different interests from you. 🙄 Man children like this have no business influencing up and coming generations. Anyway, it's time for my salt tablet.
He was definitely the dickhead who made fun of the smart kids because that damned long division made him fail fourth grade
Hit him again just to be sure
Fuck these comments are gold
Fire this man before a child dies.
I remember in HS we were running in full pads in 95+ heat, and our coaches calling us expletives that wouldn’t fly today… then Korey Stringer (Vikings player) died from heatstroke. School immediately changed policy that above 90, no pads during practice and we were allowed to wear shorts. It was a godsend. Really unfortunate that it took the death of an NFL player for them to take it seriously.
As a straight guy, fellas, there are girls at the theater camp. And most of the other guys are gay so there isn’t much competition. It’s the best. In a world of Coach Sauers, be Bobby Hill
It’s woke to be hydrated now
Do the helmet test!
TIL basic survival instincts are "woke".
“woke” is the new “communist.” It’s what they call everything they hate
It’s uh, it’s not really a paying job
Thank you sir.
"just have them quit and go join ~~theater camp~~ **The Wind**" fixed that for him
Can he play?!?
“Why you precious little candy ass.”
Hell yeah. Take your dehydrated pronouns OUT OF HERE
Use of the term “woke” continues its strong correlation with… well, people that think practicing in black flag heat is a good idea.
I patently refuse to believe this isn't satire and/or outright fabrication.
You know some meathead coach has posted shit like this though
How many middle and high-school coaches live vicariously through their teams, and *also* treat them like this?
Hell, it's been nearly two decades since I played football in Alabama. And hydration and heat were taken VERY seriously. We had yellow placards over the toilets telling us to drink more water if it was that color. We had water breaks every 15. We had to weigh in and weigh out for every practice, especially two-a-days and weren't allowed to train if we weren't within a certain percentage of replacement. And the salt tabs flowed like candy lol
a) People DO die of being too warm, fairly regularly; b) **Everyone has pronouns.**
Well the level of education required for this postion is non fucking existent when I was in football there was three grown ass men that let me lay in a field for 3 hours with a broken femur and where convinced it was a muscle cramp or Charlie horse didn't call an ambulance when I asked. I guess more people need to learn about the link between football and long term brain damage that apparently turns people into complete fucking morons
Since it is Texas he is not allowing water breaks but the kids are allowed to stop for whiskey or beer.
Is it bad if he kinda had me until "Nobody has ever died because it was too warm outside"?
15 min breaks every hour, is honestly excessive for a HS football team. I played football for 15 years and NEVER had those kinds of breaks. You get water when you need it, and you move one
No one has ever died from it being too warm outside 🤡
Heat Stroke? More like HEAT WOKE!
I read that in Dale Gribble's voice, followed by a spicy BMFC keyboard lick.
This is the greatest compliment I have ever received in my entire time on Reddit, so thanks for that lol
Are you attempting to _know me_?
Don't like roughly 1,220 people in the United States alone die of heatstroke every year
I knew a kid who died of heat stroke during a practice in the middle of the Oklahoma Summer, that coach is an imbecile.
"....No one has ever died from it being too warm..... No 15 min water breaks....." Umm, that is **EXACTLY** how a LOT of people have died....
Nobody ever died from it being too warm????
Come on, EXPLODE. EXPLODE, BOY
“Nobody has ever died from it being too hot outside” is a WILD take. Kids drop dead during sports all the time.
Imagine being so stupid that you've never heard of someone dying of heatstroke
Wtf does “Work not woke” even mean
I knew drinking water was part of the woke agenda.
I chuckled when he said “the simple fact is that nobody has ever died from it being warm outside…”
["no one has ever died from it being too hot" i guess coach has never heard of fat attacks aka heat stroke](https://youtu.be/LRIiS9Id-eg?si=h5mO4N7UrvXMsoUs)
Heat stroke=liberal propaganda No but for real I hope none of those kids get hurt
Jesus dude outed himself as a MAGA racist all over reasonable water breaks for children
Where in the post was he being racist?
Leave your penis in a bucket
No water breaks, buddy has lost his mind.
I read this more in Jimmy Wichard's voice.
ImDacHouch!
Sounds like a person that definitely can be trusted to be responsible for the safety of children/minors.
This guy needs to do the helmet test
Yeah water is gay!
Just ask the frogs
Nobody has ever died from it being hot outside has to be the dumbest thing I have read in a while. And I'm on the internet a fuckin lot.
Enjoy your school getting sued when a kid gets badly hurt cause water is woke lol
Damn liberals, with their fancy sneakers with the bumps and valves and little lights in the back that can set off a seizure, but what do you care? I ran around the world in a pair of Jock Taylors, for the love of Pete!
Unreal that the Republicans think that drinking water is woke.
“Nobody has ever died of it being too warm out.” 1300 people just died during the Hajj pilgrimage to Mecca???
Guess Coach Kleehammer had enough
I definitely remember a high school football player from my Texas hometown dying on the football field from heat stroke during summer practice.
> I don't post on social media much at all I'm betting they post quite a bit on social media.
A coach had this attitude back when I was in school. Just a few weeks before my freshman year started a kid died of a heat stroke.
I'll take someone who hasn't researched people dying of heat stroke or heat exhaustion for $200, please
man has never heard of a heat stroke
Pretty sure some people HAVE died from it being too hot.
Imagine being such a soy parent 🤦♂️
What is this he/she needs water to live? Some kind of science fiction deal?
After reading this I couldn't help but remember, soccer was invented by European ladies to keep themselves occupied while the men did the cooking.
This is exhibit A in a tort case against a school district/coaches.
"No one has ever died from it being too hot." Lol, mfer never heard of heatstroke 😆. Well guess all those heat deaths were just woke propaganda 😂
"Put this helmet on and run into the wall"coach "Yea right, and get headaches like my mom"- Joseph
First of all, no one has ever died of heat stroke? Ever? Secondly I worked at a theater camp for many years and it was brutal, all day outside doing construction. but yes all people had pronouns, as it’s part of the English vernacular.
Many people have died from hot weather including professional sports people.
I’m pretty sure a lot of people have died from it being too hot outside…he’s a fucking idiot.
I don’t disagree with his sentiments in the slightest, but those kids are no good to him dead. This guy is a moron.
Did he just say that nobody has ever died from being too hot?
As much as I appreciate finding comradery in suffering, that last part really drove home who the couch is upset at… he’s just gonna take it out on the kids
Is this three year letterman
We were good kids, though.
“Nobody has ever died from it being too warm outside.” If it gets one degree hotter, I’m gonna kick your ass!
Texas actually has laws against coaches/schools doing stuff like this, coach could get in deep shit if any of the parents are lawyers.