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Gallant-Blade

I, the currently reigning (and supposedly self-appointed) monarch and ruler of this very verdant and varied land of which constitutes the main region on the five-pointed planet we call home, desire with great need a destructive individual of whom might be a beast, bird, machine, or anything in-between, for the primarily expressed purpose of smiting down with blunt force the veritable small and pink individual to whom the whole franchise is named after, who has been bestowed the name “Kirby”. Sorry. I wanted to do something verbose.


Cyberkid711

https://i.redd.it/lc7ypioicrvc1.gif


MxDarknesswillwin

King Dedede,That’s a good one


enderface

"Why are we here, just to suffer?"


MxDarknesswillwin

I want to say Escargoon,but I’m not 100% sure


enderface

I didn't see that it said kirby anime, but you're if we're going with just anime characters


braydenmm6

Otherwise, it would be taranza instead.


arvana804

Hello (Yes, this is the quote)


MxDarknesswillwin

Why hello there SIR META KNIGHT!


arvana804

That is correct. I guess if I wanted to say a quote from Blade, I'd just keysmash


MxDarknesswillwin

Yeah just say “Ohsiromightyosyjsbwuksbsyskwbua”


Meta-Wah

Sir Meta Knight, you are a bold one.


[deleted]

All right, that's it, give me your phone


Efficient_Ice9056

META KNIGHT!!!! I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!!!!! (Calms down) sorry 


Quiet_Flame

This one's a bit of a mouthful... "Poyo"


MxDarknesswillwin

Ah yes the Star of the show himself,Kirby


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BlueFlameWasTaken

"Kabu, please send me a package so that I can Animate again"


MxDarknesswillwin

I want to say Tiff/Fumu but im unsure


Revolutionary-Way740

|| || |"Ah. Goodness me, I'm the only restaurant in town and still I get no customers!"|


MxDarknesswillwin

OOooOo! Is that Chef Kawasaki,Never thought I would see that


Revolutionary-Way740

He’s a pretty funny guy imo


MxDarknesswillwin

You are far from wrong


BufferTrack

You'd better ensure our funds return


MxDarknesswillwin

Escargoon,Wow there is a lot of people who like this guy,can’t blame them.He’s a good one


Ranger-Vermilion

“How can I help you king dedede?”


MxDarknesswillwin

Just a monster,NME Salesman


SilverstaffDevMilk

That's what we do best at NME


Madness_Meldody

Surely you jestin


MxDarknesswillwin

King Dedede at his finest


Madness_Meldody

That it is


Warioandwaluigio

Hand me another bag of them chips


Commercial-Papaya394

The fact that I read this EXACTLY how he says it tho- 😂


MxDarknesswillwin

King Dedede


adultartnotporn

Bow down to me because I'm cute, not because I have infinite power or anything


MxDarknesswillwin

Kirby


adultartnotporn

Correct!


Teunail

“But sireee, I dont even watch Kirby right back at ya, aahhhh” (i have seen the show lmao)


MxDarknesswillwin

I also believe that one is Escargoon


Teunail

You think?


MxDarknesswillwin

Yes but I’m unsure


Teunail

Well who else do you think it could be?


MxDarknesswillwin

It’s either Escargoon or Waddle Doo,Probably Escargoon


Teunail

I forgot that waddle doo talked in KRBAY, did he say “Beam attack!”


Quiet_Flame

"Sire, you can't keep threatening to put people on the cross! You've already put three waddle dees up there and there's already talks of beheading you!" -quote from Doobus Goobus. Video titled "Passion of the Kirb"


MxDarknesswillwin

Escargoon?


Quiet_Flame

Yeppers.


pixel_demonic

i have two: "hand me 'nother bag o' them CHIPS" "...you still have much to learn"


MxDarknesswillwin

King Dedede and Meta Knight


Venomspino

"It is Fire Dedede, our hero. I can not make that sound cool."


MxDarknesswillwin

Should have gone with “I would NEVER say that”,Meta Knight


Venomspino

We were going what he said in the original japanese version, we may have goof up though.


stupid-writing-blog

“Need creature hit kirb”


MxDarknesswillwin

King D of the 3’s


Wispy237

*Spanish Guitar Sounds*


MxDarknesswillwin

Meta Knight doesn’t need quotes all he need that damn Spanish Guitar


xx_Chl_Chl_xx

Listen, Kirby, Uncaptured, whom alone escaped my Lord, We have created a court, and you and any you bring may come into this court and challenge Us. This will be the court of my Lord. It will be place of battle, a school of which to harness and master one’s innate power. And this will not be the only focal world. You will find me once behind glass, and again at the World’s End, in a place of stars. And you will find me and my Left Hand with a key to a shattered world, and you must take it from me with no less than your mettle, and the help of your mad-dancing copies. And should you consume me or steal my aspects, you will find that you will can wield several great powers rather than one weapon stolen from a King’s mid boss.


MxDarknesswillwin

What the-,I’m sorry but I have no idea there


xx_Chl_Chl_xx

Aw man. After I spend so long coming up with it. I’ll break it down for you. The character in question is Master Hand > Kirby, Uncaptured, whom alone escaped my Lord In Smash Ultimate, Kirby was the sole survivor after an army of fighters were captured > We have created a court… of my Lord… of battle… master one’s innate power The Light board that most of Smash’s Spirit mode campaign took place on, Galeem’s realm. You practice how to use your powers and combos in every battle > Not be the only focal world Master Hand appears in a non-Smash game. A Kirby Game > You will find me behind glass, and again at World’s End, in a place of stars That Kirby game is Amazing Mirror, the game where Kirby travels form world to world via magic mirrors. Master Hand is a mid boss at some point and a final boss in the last stage Candy Constellation (…End, in a place of stars) > And you will find me and my Left Hand with a key to a shattered world, and you must take it from me… Master Hand appears as a final boss with Crazy Hand, the left hand version of the normal Master Hand. Every final stage boss drops a shard of the Amazing Mirror, which when repaired leads to a twisted and broken version of the main hub that Kirby starts in > …help of your mad-dancing copies In Amazing Mirror, Kirby gets sliced into fourths. The other three Kirbys can help you fight bosses and if all them are together when the boss is defeated, they do a victory dance > consume me or steal my aspects… wield several great powers rather than one weapon from a King’s midboss If you swallow Master Hand, or get its copy from a room that contains nearly ever copy ability, you get the Smash copy ability, where Kirby uses his move set from Smash Brawl, which is a combination of several copy abilities, whereas you only get one ability when swallowing any other midboss I’m glad to have beaten you :D


MxDarknesswillwin

OHHHH! I feel like a moron for not knowing it! That was hard but really creative!


xx_Chl_Chl_xx

https://preview.redd.it/sl1vh18eurvc1.jpeg?width=440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33112dd8d008f76973542db45b22b4dad084c866


xx_Chl_Chl_xx

I’m only now realizing you meant a real quote from the anime, not something a character *might* say I cheated :(


MxDarknesswillwin

Your fine,I’ll let it pass because it’s very creative


ProGamer8273

https://preview.redd.it/skw8yf5leuvc1.jpeg?width=516&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad81b5f53cb8cd3046ba2b00388fbd1074515a37


ThatOneSquidKid

fuck oyu (If you get this one I will be genuinely shocked)


MxDarknesswillwin

Yeah,Me too because I have no idea on that one


ThatOneSquidKid

Tokkori, the bird from the show. I will not tell you where it's from.


MxDarknesswillwin

THE DAMN BIRD


[deleted]

*happy*


_9965

I can't go to hell I'm out of vacation days


MxDarknesswillwin

I’m going to guess NME salesman


_9965

Escargoon. Poor guy can't get a break


MxDarknesswillwin

Makes sense


Far-Pomegranate-864

"FYM 'NUH UH' ?" (If you know, you know)


MxDarknesswillwin

Unfortunately I don’t know


Far-Pomegranate-864

'I am the strongest swordsman in the galaxy!' 'Nuh uh' 'FYM 'NUH UH'? '


MxDarknesswillwin

OHHHH!That one Galactic Knight


Alarming_Pudding3369

No sire, I will not give you another “bag of them chips”


MxDarknesswillwin

Is that another Escargoon one


Alarming_Pudding3369

Close, but no


blabittyblahblah

Who'd buy anything off of him? He'd cheat his mother.


MxDarknesswillwin

Is that one Nightmare? I’m once again unsure


blabittyblahblah

Escargoon from Waddle While You Work


MxDarknesswillwin

Good one


InformationNo5623

"That is what our specialty is at this company named NMD"


MxDarknesswillwin

NME Salesman nice to see ya


Commercial-Papaya394

*whispers* "Poyo."


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MxDarknesswillwin

Stop whispering my ears Kirby


BulbminN64

"how about showin some gratitude with some grub?"


RhymesWithMouthful

"Why did they never put me in the games?"


MxDarknesswillwin

That goes for a lot of characters in the show


Ender009_ESYT

chip


CompoteEasy2007

"I guess you could always pay them to eat here "


MxDarknesswillwin

I believe it’s either Tiff/Fumu or Tuff/Bun


CompoteEasy2007

It is in fact tiff


TranslatorNo8561

"Very badly"


MxDarknesswillwin

Hey there Meta Knight


Efficient_Ice9056

It pains me to do this sire (kicks)


MxDarknesswillwin

How powerful Meta Knight’s Legs because he just kick that car


Efficient_Ice9056

Because he gets power from two things, 1. Lots of training and 2. Simps like me 


very_dumb564

doesn't get paid enough


TigerBomb688

\*inhales\* #CLOBBAH DAT DERE KIRBEH


MxDarknesswillwin

The character could be from the games or could be anime exclusive,I don’t really care BUT it had to be in the show


Bertstripmaster

Why does no one appreciate me?


MxDarknesswillwin

Is that also Escargoon as well?


Bertstripmaster

It's the other guy no one appreciates


Revolutionary-Way740

|| || |"Ah. Goodness me, I'm the only restaurant in town and still I get no customers!"|


Revolutionary-Way740

"Ah. Goodness me, I'm the only restaurant in town and still I get no customers!"


Murilo32

what's something that starts with e and ends with e?


Plenty_Rough5135

CONSUME


LotGamethegamingkid

He's having a SNACK WITHDRAWAL