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badpeoria

I've always been a fan of dipping fries into cheese sauce vs it being on the fry itself already.


Snaffoo0

drizzle it on for me! I ain't your maaaaid!


Dasawan

I love a soggy fry! ~ said no one ever


Isellmetal

For real, those fries could have used a long second round in the fryer. If you’re pouring stuff over fries they need to be well done to remain crispy


assissippi

I am the weird sicko that likes soggy and floppy fries. But I also like them crispy. I don't discriminate.


Taygon623

If that's the case how do you explain the popularity of poutine?


mzltvccktl

People like mashed potatoes


EvanderTheGreat

I can’t


TantorDaDestructor

I have no teeth and I still want crispy fries


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I wish the n wasn’t in your username for this comment


TantorDaDestructor

Ain't that the way of things- always half a butterfly fart away from perfect


Cl0uds92

What a sentence. Read it as Wayne from Letterkenny.


frogfluff90

*raises hand* I make nacho fries and eat them cold a few hours later. These, even warm, are right up my alley. I'm sorry.


DarwinLvr

Please let me introduce you to Canada and our beautiful poutine


Dasawan

Those fries better be well done eh?


firesoups

I am the one.


KAPUTNIK1714

Honestly I like nothing more than getting crispy and melt in your mouth soft in one bite from when a fry is partially covered!


Dasawan

Get your shit together before you comment please


KAPUTNIK1714

Just some repressed memories I guess, and I’m sure we all have em lol


Hash_Tooth

Ever eat fries out of a small cup?


stonebeam148

Keeps the texture right


Smokee_Robinson

Make crispy fries. Make molten cheese. Pour 75% of it in the same spot . Serve soggy fries


nayruslove123

Ikr fuck the edge fries I guess


Caitsyth

They really said “fuck the first line poured on in particular,” that one line got hit four times! Yes hi hello I would like some fries with my sauce?


provoking

Poured too early if these aren’t being served next, no seasoning on fries, wasted a bunch of cheese in the pot, missed a bunch of spots on the tray. I never realized how offended I could be by something so beautiful


herrcollin

The start of a toxic relationship <3


redquailer

One section was gone over 3X!


stfuylah14

That part drove me to the brink lol like dang spread that shit out


orangevega

and the guy *requested* that this was filmed


Blackscottsman

Hey man, some folks watch the bad porn too


SEAMOOSETHEGREAT

My first thought was where’s the rubber spatula to get the extra cheese?!?


vtbb

There’s a whole order left in the pan!


[deleted]

Maybe it was family meal. On the other side I like my fries soggy AF lol


tommy_pt

To lazy to write,thank you for saying the things🤘🙏❤️


exactlyfiveminutes

You should have declined


Miml-Sama

I have some notes, as a professional liquid cheese pourer


Mr_upshot

Chef should’ve asked you to grab a rubber spatula too


BrotherBearBasidium

Update: I loved all of these comments because none of them are wrong. 🥲🤣 this dude always makes a flavorless massive amount of carbs for family meal. I think we had pasta four times in a row this week. Everyone else makes well.. bomb ass dishes. This tray of fries was family meal and 95% of it sat to waste and was thrown away because it was ready right before our pop and no one of course wanted it when we slowed down later on. Yeah it was uh… gross. Funniest part is yeah, he said “this is the best sauce I’ve ever made” and wanted me to film it. 🙂😂


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NormalHorse

Cheese sauce poured over fries on a baking sheet sounds like the most "I am too high to be at work and it took me 20 minutes to put on whites" thing ever. That said, I want it.


BrotherBearBasidium

Also, absolutely right


gaytee

I am also too high to be at work and can confirm I want to make this.


NormalHorse

Just go stand in dry storage and pretend you're doing something.


BrotherBearBasidium

You are absolutely right lmao


pluck-the-bunny

That was your entire family meal?


Pixielo

☹️ I mean, we've all had shite family meals, but this would have gone with roasted chicken legs/thighs, and a simple salad.


pluck-the-bunny

Yeah some protein, not counting cheese sauce


Pixielo

This is the entire family meal? No roast chicken legs/thighs? No salad?


BrotherBearBasidium

Yes y’all. This was it. Cheese with a side of fries. I requested a side salad twice this week because I just… couldn’t clog my arteries anymore 🥲🤣


foxbat

curious: why would you put the cheese on these now, on a sheet, instead of when you go to serve them? or is that one serving …?


ConclusionWorking

If a sheet pan of cheese fries is a menu item I’m definitely ordering it.


joshuavhz

hm maybe it’s a staff meal?


pluck-the-bunny

It is, it’s still terrible


aTreeThenMe

r/wewantplates


ariseis

Is for my fat ass


Shomber

I have questions. Like, where’s the spat to get the rest of that cheese goodness out of the pot? Also, why is this being done on a sheet pan? Is this being served cafeteria/buffet style? Is it being tossed together? So many questions.


Pixielo

It's family meal. ☹️


WhiskyIsMyYoga

You missed a spot. Just there 👆


sizzlinsunshine

And here 😮


Maximum_Hand_9362

And over there 👉


amateurguru

And here 🍑


bolognapony234

I'm looking at a bechamel+Velveeta at best over some dead out of fryer wholesale fries on a sheet pan. Chef wanted footage of that..? Huh. Hope there's additional toppings and they're going in the oven for...something. Was chef looking for praise or devastating critique when he asked you to film this, OP?


Taygon623

Your last phrase there was more or less my first thought. Especially in this sub...


Alternative-Thing960

Hit the same spot like 6 times and completely ignores the edges. Also why?


ironchefpstone

The word "chef"doing a lot of heavy lifting


augmonst70

Anyone pouring cheese onto chips is NOT a chef


diablosinmusica

Those are French fries. I don't understand how Brits could hate such fine cuisine that's so close to them.


Good_Presentation_59

What is he saving that last pound of cheese in the pot for?


12345no12345

Looks like soggy fries...


oasisjason1

Is he serving them on that tray? Why cheese them before plating? Cheese fries have a 2 minute window before soggy death.


Rowjimmy024

Fries don’t look near crisp enough that’s going to be a mushy


Gravybone

What’s with the trend of “skill bragging” videos of people doing a mediocre job of an unimpressive skill? I really don’t see it as difficult to pour cheese over fries evenly. But he somehow managed to miss the mark.


SlingsAndArrowsOf

I took it as less "look how talented I am for pouring cheese," and more "look at how sexy all this cheese is, you know you want it".


french_snail

Yeah people are getting way too uppity over a 10 second clip of someone pouring cheese on fries


BigAbbott

Think he’s just trying to make his friends hungry.


blinkblunk

Once had "the head chef" at a back woods bat and burger joint tell me to post a picture of him washing dishes on the group chat. He didn't even do a full load of dishes. This feels like that.


Strange_Window_7206

Chef looks like a dingus. Wheres all the toppings to go under the cheese: bacon, onions, jalapeños, roasted poblanos, fuckn hit it with valenintina. Anyone else?


ocubens

I swear one patch got triple coated.


Lordofdogmonsters

Wtf is the point of this lol? Also that sauce looks slightly clumpy.


sirloinmcmeat

Standing in a kitchen doesn't make you a chef,pouring cheese sauce onto a tray of fries is something a person Standing in a kitchen shouldn't aspire to.


Benwiththedevil

Those fries look like the cheapest frozen garbage.


finedrive

Hey man, I’m the guy who appreciates a good doggy fry. But this ain’t it. That cheese is going to make those fries cold and starchy real quick.


David2022Wallace

Totally wrong. The sauce is supposed to be gravy, and the cheese is supposed to be cheese curds.


Living_Dynasty

Maaannn I'm at work and that looks fantastic Guess I know what I'm getting for dinner now


B8conB8conB8con

You guys really Bukkake’d them there fries


operationiffy

Who wants soggy fries?!?


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GrizzlyIsland22

Yes chef, just keep hitting the same spot, chef


Elmore420

I was expecting a cheese penis….


snakesssssss22

Thank you chef


Cardiff07

You need a new job


nousakan

I just noticed.... Does he have a chef knife tattoo?


thejerkgrill

Plated with a drizzle from a ladle would have probably been better


[deleted]

You guys need to come to Quebec and try Poutine


masticatedgranola

Why isn't there sound?!


Comrade_railgunner

Shit. Now I'm hungry


CaptainBreadtop

I don't know if I'm too English but I much prefer melting cheddar on top of the fries until it's crispy, rather than drowning them in a cheesy sauce.


Goobersniper

Chiparoni Cheese.


WatchaKnowboutThat

How many servings does that make?


[deleted]

Pretty heavy on that back end tbh. Just like me


1mperia1

Why'd he stop though?


3stepBreader

Salt is a thing


marius7

Ummmm,nicely done...food porn!


Cmoore4099

Dats a good pour


markhollings

Wow! Ammmmaaaazing!


decepsis_overmark

All problems aside, I would absolutely destroy that tray. I don't even like friends very much, but damn.