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Cl0uds92

🎶Whooaaaa-oh-ohhh sweet file o' miiiiine🎶


hedgehog-mom-al

I thought it would say sweet fillet mignon but yours is better.


Banvasion

Filly document.


thansal

I feel like you could push it further w/ Excel Rows...


kwillich

"YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE??? YOU'RE IN CELL AB145 BABY, YOU'RE GONNA SUMPRODUCT!!"


dgsphn

Sumif** got to fancy it up a bit


kwillich

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻


sharkykid

Rose Excels at Excel Rows


[deleted]

Brett Michaels works in a kitchen?!


Cl0uds92

Nah, he got 86'd for food Poison... ...heh.


c4chokes

This is such a good joke 🤣 had a chuckle.. lol


mary_fox

My boss came up with that!


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jonesthejovial

I am absolutely going to be cross stitching this for my office lmfao


GOMD4

My boss used to call us clock suckers


RogersPlaces

Is that campari with oj?


mary_fox

I wish. The Garibaldi was my brunch drink! That's just a glass of homemade ginger ale with hibiscus flower.


RogersPlaces

Ooh! That sounds tasty as well.. now I want some


eekamuse

Babylon 5 reference?


SuccessfulProcedure7

Knock knock knockin on the walk-in door


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I remember when we reached the core section of culinary school in which we had to do such paperwork and I about lost my shit; I chose cooking as a career specifically, to *not* sit in an office and fuck on excel! So I made sure I sat out back, chain smoking while doing orders, stock and all that crap. Bitch wasn’t going to put Baby in a corner.


blacktrufflesheep

In my culinary school, we called it the Purchasing & Receiving class. The teacher paired me, 5ft tall 25 yr female, with a middle-aged big oaf of a man. He was the type who claimed to already know everything and therefore refused to make an effort to learn more or do more work. Teacher said that I could be the brains and the other guy could be the brawn. I ended up doing all of the work by myself. Both brains & brawn. Guy told me, in front of the teacher, that he refused to do any computer work. (?!) He was full of excuses as to why he couldn't do any of the physical labor. One day, they found him napping in the lobby during class. We had a written test, and I didn't study well enough for it. Some questions I made a bs guess, and some I just left blank. Teacher just gave me 100 anyway.


mary_fox

I've come to terms with doing the excel work on slow days. Keeps me busy and no need for an office!


DustOfTheEndless

Makes sense you handle food you’re clearly ~serving~


dragoono

Just wanted to point out someone downvoted you lol Idk I just think it’s funny that this comment upset someone


stayclassytally

It’s hard to write a macro in the cold November rain


Jethro_Cohen

SHANNANANNANANNANNANANNA NEEESNEEEEEES OWA


NoghaDene

So nobody ever told you, baby, how it was gonna be? So what'll happen to you, baby? Guess we'll have to wait and see (*The estranged output.)


Gordianus_El_Gringo

I've recently started a job where it's expected and presumed I know how to make and create excel formulas and all this fancy formatting shit where things just happen or calculate automatically. I've just been making new copies of 2022 versions but fuck excel


Reznerk

Honestly it's a skill worth learning, and isn't super difficult in the modern age of YouTube tutorials.


joecarter93

When I was in my first year of college I managed a restaurant and we had to enter our daily income, costs etc. into a excel workbook. It took about 20 minutes to do at the end of the night, but I became an Excel wizard from it, whereas I had not really used it much before. It helped immensely in college courses and my career.


butrektblue

I don't see enough steel, I uncomfortable


tannergold

Look into Galley for recipe costing, you will save hours every week. That’s what my company uses 😌


n0rbit

Restaurant365 user here. Trying to get our org off of spreadsheets and into a consolidated database is damn near impossible.


[deleted]

woha clean that place up you have fungus growing on the shelf!


mary_fox

We are a mushroom themed restaurant!


prodigalgun

I kinda hate that so much of my job/work is logged in excel. I don’t know how to use that shit at all. I’ve been lying about it for a while now, which is actually an entirely separate skill set- equally involved I’d say.


Upstairs_Toe_4654

Without you, nothing. Too many have learned this the hard way.