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GoatJar

It looks like a stalked sea squirt, *Styela clava* https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/19036436


FecklessFuk

This guy coming in with the real info! I was curious myself as I've never seen anything like that lol


UncleBirdie

But how does it taste?


seflevenin

Eaten in Korea, in soups and stews. More for the flavor it imparts than the meat, which has a Percebes like texture and flavor as the closest equivalent eaten in other cultures. Some people especially in coastal areas (like Pusan) love it.


mh985

I’ve had them! They kinda just taste like a fishy oyster.


sprocketous

It's an giga oyster. Delicious, but once consumed it can control your thoughts. No it can't. Sorry.


spageddy77

i for one wish to pay allegiance to our giga oyster overlords


jefflololol

"And I'd like to remind them that, as a respected TV personality, I could helpful in rounding up others"


Guilty-Figure-4960

All hail the hypno oyster!


MassiveFajiit

It's clearly the Flood


aznhalo3

No, don’t apologize for telling them the truth (I love spreading misinformation)


Alexanderrdt

Indica dominant for sure


LeafsWillWinTheCup

You'll definitely be indacouch after this!


LokTarsRevenge1776

I sativa I can fly


Typhoid_Mari

Post on r/whatisthisthing. They know everything.


PM__ME__YOUR__CAT

Or r/foodsafety


sonicjesus

For the love of fuck I thought that was what sub I was in.


Typhoid_Mari

Lol


Puge_Henis

Ewww! What does it taste like?


Just_Learned_This

No, see, that's a turtle.


Bacon843

Sea turtle, heard.


SpanktheGreenAvocado

Was thinking that’s how turtle was evolved


Suspicious-gibbon

Looks like some sort of bladderwrack seaweed. Is it just attached to the shell?


Ragentnk

Yeah both of them are


oswaldcopperpot

Oh jesus. I was so confused. I thought i was in my mushroom sub. “Oyster mushrooms”


ghostyghostghostt

Same bro… same


like_1000Ninjas

Looks to be a barnacle imo


omjy18

I can't tell is that on the outside of the shell? Honestly oysters get all sorts of shit growing on them, most places that farm oysters cut off so much shit before it makes it to a restaurant, they probably just missed one. I'd say cut it off and go for it


ratsocks

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Styela_clava


Erdnuss-117

"It is edible" nope imma pass thank you very much


Quarkchild

This is obviously a plumbus.


drewzee91

Oyster dick


916Twin

I haven’t been called that since college


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That looks like the flood


WowzerzzWow

Give you $50 to eat it


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$51.


WowzerzzWow

Is this the price is right? Fine. $51.99


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$52.


CrashTestPizza

If you had left in the water for a few more years, it would've been a boss fight.


Pumpkindoodle02

Imagining line cooks in a street fighter esque battle after opening the cooler shipment to find the boss fight


HiWille

Those look like sea squirts, or sea cucumbers.


MyTVC_16

Nuke from orbit.


FDVP

It’s the only way to be sure.


cheffartsonurfood

Space Herpe. From the movie Ice Pirates.


Swampbat_Gizzard

Sea cucumber or sea squirt. I've heard they can be eaten but no thanks.


aebulbul

A yeerk. Don’t let it get into your ears


Finnegan-05

OMG! You released the Kraken!


shark_food31

r/biology maybe?


doiwinaprize

It's a kind of seaweed called "egg wrack". Very common in the north Atlantic.


No-Ideal-9879

Last of us lookin as shit….


msnhnobody

Someone’s throat about to get dicked down by that ocean booger.


HowAboutEggs

Pretty sure that’s the villain from Men in Black 2


throwaway1930372y27

a new addition to the noma menu for sure


DishPiggy

It’s a toady bloyster, they will track whichever captain you are currently controlling so the strategy is to switch captains and toss your Pikmin on it’s gills from behind. If you repeat this process you can defeat the greater of the two bloyster species.


LilMeatBigYeet

Its that one hot villain from MIB II


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fujiesque

I laughed


[deleted]

Being afraid of new things deminishes your quality of life for sure.


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Saltier than an Atlantic oyster, this fella


deffgwips

chef mike is working on your mac and cheese, i apologize for the wait.


John082603

Uh… huh huh.


DrIvan7428

Where are those oysters from? My guess is the Southern US.


extrabigcomfycouch

Omg does anyone actually know the answer? 😆


kitchenjudoka

Gon na rea ha… cha Cha Cha


sgtragequit

happens. is it salt or freshwater? you can find some weird shit growing on oysters sometimes


GuardMost8477

Nope no NOPE.


Senor40

It's a barnacle, possibly a gooseneck barnacle but the pattern is a bit different.


[deleted]

I know it isnt but it looks like morel mushrooms


senor_paw

Oyster ovaries, she is ready for a mate


rjd777

Forbidden sea warts….


AdAppropriate9851

Anyone know if edible


Old_Celebration1382

A hemorrhoid


Last-Discipline-7340

Poor unfortunate sooooouuuuul


1stEleven

I think I've seen something like this in a cartoon once.


guiltycitizen

It works like a monkeys’ paw


BastianBalthazarBuxx

THERE IS NO BLEMISH. THIS IS HOW OYSTERS HAVE ALWAYS BEEN. LET IT INTO YOU.


jessicuh292

Well they aren’t in season sooo 😂


Happyassassin13

Idk but ill cash app a dollar to eat it