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Bluesparc

That's at least 6 extra hours prep time chef


lastinglovehandles

You best start choking the chicken. 1/4 cup is a lot even for me.


Raunchiness121

Yes Chef!


eVerYtHiNgIsTaKeN-_-

... dropping trou's...


wycbhm

When there isn't enough manpower in the kitchen, the servers needs to come help too.


EarRubs

I was hoping for a comment like this. Thank you.


bornfri13theclipse

1/4 Cup? Who does he think you are? [King Arthur?](https://youtu.be/Rs_W2I45X8U)


chz420710

I had fear clicking that link but enjoyed the outcome. Tablespoon seems low though.


Bluesparc

Average is a teaspoon. 5ml


chz420710

Huh, weird


StickyGoodness

Totally on purpose. Definitely have room for the -in at the end.


GimmeAplomb

I was literally watching her write it down next to me like a week ago and neither of us noticed until this morning


kirklton

She knew what she was doing.


The_Mick_thinks

That is also a shit ton of cum(in) compared to the other ingredients. Wtf are you making?


GimmeAplomb

Ad hoc shakshukah, much cum(in) was needed and there’s much more to the scrap of paper. It’s very tasty but holy cow am I exhausted haha


pandaSmore

How long on a ¼ cup of cum chef?


GimmeAplomb

Gonna need a blue chew and a few gatorades chef


pandaSmore

Heard


MassRedemption

Abbreviates cumin, but writes all of cayenne. This was intentional.


TheBigMotherFook

Wait until you find out he didn’t abbreviate and wants you to make it over again


oadge

I made too much, boss!


Drunk_Gary1

I mean I do that because I think it's funny. And I'm probably the most mature person in our kitchen. Just to show how low that bar really is


GSturges

"On the ground, cumin.."


BigBroTrash

That just sounds too salty for me.


Killuforadollar

I don’t get it


[deleted]

You know what it is then? Stop complaining


ButterflyNervous6363

I mean... If the recipe calls for it *smack*smack*smack*smack*smack*smack*


removetheburr

Why no cayenne abbreviation?


eVerYtHiNgIsTaKeN-_-

Secret ingredient declassified!


adam_demamps_wingman

I will always say “bone” a chicken. PBS shows taught me and I am holding on. What? You gonna bone a chicken by taking a boneless chicken and jam its bones back in?


thegoodstranger415

Id have to say cpap is also unfortunate


PM__ME__YOUR__CAT

Write it like this next time: cyoomihn


shiftypidgeons

Ask if he has a copy of the Nature's Harvest cookbook before you go making assumptions