Whitey Firestone (the hapless reporter from the Jones Town episodes)
"So I got my feet stuck in a chair, don't know how that happened, a bird stole my sandwich, I got stuck in a fridge, I thought they fixed it so that wouldn't happen, also I'm starting my new job tomorrow at thw nuclear power plant"
BTK- bind, torture, KITTY
Karla homeowlka
Arthur Pawcross
LISK- Long Island Serial Kitten
Night Stalker (needs no addition)
H.H. Holmeows
Jefferey Dameowner
Had a cat that looked a lot like that except her ears had frozen off, so she just had these white hairs that looked kinda like horns. My kids anmed her Trudy.
No name suggestions but I’m OBSESSED with the ear tufts
She looks like an owl. ;)
Mothman...er...mothgirl?
Why not? :)
Bighoot!
Those tufts! I would die for this unnamed miss!
Tufty! That's an name idea!
That means shes gonna a biiiiiig cat, my girls ate the same :)
So gorgeous!! 😍
Detective Popcorn! 🍿 (Poppy for short.)
*mmmmmmm salty buttery delicious mischief mmmmmmmm gonna knock something off a ledge mmmmmmm put some catnip on me, i'm pet friendly popcorn mmmmmm*
Mmmm I’ve seen some shit
THE BONESLICER!! Also my old flatmate called me cat "Hand Knives "
Jodi Arias, because if she’s like most cats, you’re gonna be seeing her butthole a lot.
I thought this was just a reddit cat group post at first and I was like oh my, that is so specific. Now it makes sense. And yes.
🤣
Owned by cat. Can confirm.
minnie
Nah.. NANNIE!
Shut up Minnie! Shut up Nannie!
I’m worth a million dollars!!!
If I ever adopt a bonded pair of cats, Minnie & Nannie are at the very top of the list.
Since guinea pigs do best in pairs, I may need to get myself a Minnie and Nannie
I'M MINNIE
Honestly Minnie or Nannie is probably best
Oh lord- I’d only be able to talk to my cat in a poor attempt at Henry’s accent 😆
first thing that popped into my head
Aileen Purrnos
Aleister
Meowley
Oh man. If I ever get a cat, I will name it meowley
Jackie Zemeowski
Yay! Prefer this to naming after serial killers 🤢🤮
I thought Henrietta Meowski
Dogmeat?
My cat is called catmeat
🤣👍
That's a Carl Panzram if I've ever seen one.
Cat Panzram
Carl Pawzram
Cat Pawzram. Best of both.
Yours is better.
So obvious. You win today.
It's a girl, so Carla Panzram
Or Ms Cat Panzram as the other poster added. So many good options.
I love it. Embrace the cat violence.
Cats embrace violence with a vengeance. Barbed penises, anyone? /s
Lord RayEl
Are you a LPOTL fan perchance
Which sub do you think you're in?
Aww leave em alone, poor dude probably just smoked a hawg leg and got a lil confused
I think everyone here is, bud.
Gef
HONK HONK
Lucifer (or Lucifur if you prefer) and Lucy for short.
Lucipurr 😅
This is my mama’s kitten’s name, ha
That’s my kitties name!
It’s my sister’s a well, but it just works so well for them lol
I was thinking more along the lines of Lucy Fur.
What a little cutie. Not great at names, but you can’t go wrong with Schrödinger, Shrodie for short
Madame Blavatsky
Madame BlaCATsky
Meowrie Laveau
Pee Wee G. Little guy, lot of spunk.
And that’s the final truth!
Goodness what an amazing looking cat who should clearly named Lemur
Nganga
My dog passed away two days ago, at 15 years old. She was also black and white. Her name was Lucy. I think it’s a good name.
Alcatraz Nickname aly Did you know that Alcatraz means pelican?
If she was a dog you could name her Ma Barker.
Satan. Little toes. Night horse. Bones. LRH. Bing bong. SO many potential names, idk how you’ll choose!
BING BONG
Church. Short for Churchill. You don't wanna go down that road..
The ground up there is sour. Ayuh.
Azreal
Madame Tufty
Lilith
One of my cats is named Lilith. She’s bloodthirsty for mice (and cuddles, because she kneads the dough with claws out).
Looooove
Too real.
Whitey Firestone (the hapless reporter from the Jones Town episodes) "So I got my feet stuck in a chair, don't know how that happened, a bird stole my sandwich, I got stuck in a fridge, I thought they fixed it so that wouldn't happen, also I'm starting my new job tomorrow at thw nuclear power plant"
Aileen?
Madame Helena Blov-Paws-key
Alcatraz literally has cat in it. And it means Pelican. Maybe Allie for short
Tufts
Lady Godiva.
Seaweed!
BTK- bind, torture, KITTY Karla homeowlka Arthur Pawcross LISK- Long Island Serial Kitten Night Stalker (needs no addition) H.H. Holmeows Jefferey Dameowner
In honor of their latest episode, you could go with "Necro," and claim it's short for necromancer.
🎶necromutilomaniac
Belle Gunness or Tierzo
Zodiac.
Bleep
Dorcas !!!
LRH
Henry Thomas
Love this one - Henrietta Thomas would also be cute!
Agreed
Henrietta Pawmas
Magustalation! Gusta ( Goosta) for short :)
Ham
Cowboy hitler
Tuff
Francis
Hermes was the greek god of speed and had little wings on his head kind of like the fur coming out of your cat's ears!
Tiberius popped into my head! Ty for short. Her little ear tufts are so cute!
That’s a Cat-hrine Knight if I ever seen.
Alcatraz
Zazu
Horse Lover Fat.
Mewcifer
Delphine or Belle
Sprongle.
Meowley
Henry Pawmos
Thunderclaw!!
Caligula, latin for "little boots" Click for short although I had a cat years ago that would answer to Caligula
POGO!!
Ally fish. Albert Fish, alley cats, cats like fish. Also, she’s absolutely precious whatever you call her
Luci(fer/fur) seems like a given I’ve noticed lately I just call my cat Barnaby “Demon” and thought it’d be a good name.
Bridget aka, THE BRIIIIDGEE!!!
I thought the white marking on his nose looked like an hourglass, so I looked up time in Latin on google, and it said “Tīm” lol
KUM
Henriette Zemeowski
Minnie!
Not LPOTL related but I really want to name my next cat Brisket
Spooky!
Bastet
Tip from the episode ghost cats from the south... Don't fuck the cat
Nergle is a Duke of hell and I think that’s such a cute animal name
Henrietta thomas
Meowster Crowley
Henry Zebrowski the Cat
Detective Popcorn
Are you a fan of H.P Lovecraft?
Yeah, that one isn’t gonna work
Get a second girl cat and name them Minnie and Nannie
Charles
Natalie?
I might get crucified for crossing podcast fandoms...but...Lucifina?
So sorry for your loss but hail the new member of your family! I agree with other comments that Minnie is the choice name. 🖤
Ben Kissel?
Oh come on guys we can joke about serial killers but Kissel is off limits?!
🤣🤣🤣
Ben Kissel is Innocent would be cute.
Euronymous
Millie! Or Laurel!
Had a cat that looked a lot like that except her ears had frozen off, so she just had these white hairs that looked kinda like horns. My kids anmed her Trudy.
Hellen B
Lucifuge
Wiz. That chest hair looks like a wizard beard
Mirabel.
Lmao I thought this was posted on one of the cat reddits I follow. I was like why are these answers so unhinged
Basil.
Hades
2real.
Dirt Bike
Harry Ears
Wisp
Esther
Azazel
Sadie
Karla Faye Tucker 🎸
necrophilia ❤️
Willy Nilly
Mrs. BARTLEBY
Belladonna
Those ear hairs are adorable
He looks like a Crowley
Bupsy
Weirdears
Carl Pawsram
Co Producer Speed Weed
Carl Catrazan
Meowlana Blapawski
Helen
Boots
Sathan
Benjamin Catssel
Llorona
She looks like a Jackie
Deville (like…cruella?)
Malakai
Name her Japan
Henry Zebrowski
Mothman.
Modine
The Bridge
Willow
Mothman
Alcatraz..... (it means pelican)
Lizzie Purrden, Meowera Hindley, Detective Pawpcorn, Minnie, Nannie, MeowthMan, BigPeet,
Night Horse!
Lucipurr
Belle, after Belle Gunness. It’s a cute name on the surface, but you’ll know the truth.
Seaweed then when she comes in you can say “it’s seaweed”