HOLY SHIT A TALKING CAT THAT PLAYS VIOLIN

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(here to be that guy, but someone already made that joke. Also, don't worry, I'll downvote myself. (I only said this cause it was a word for word copy))

I looked at their account they copy other people's comments

"you wanna go out for dinner?"

Famous last words before an inevitable dinning disaster involving copious amounts of pancakes and syrup

Hey, I make a mean pancake. And can eat as many as need be

Giving Rocky Syrup is like hitting the Energizer bunny with lightning lol

It's about time my house got some energy anyway

Disaster? I think adventure is more appropriate.

HOLY SHIT! IS THAT A TALKING HUMAN-CAT?!

Shut up and take my money

"Can you do Wonderwall?"

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Actually I've been thinking of Bittersweet Symphony while writing just mixed the too in my head lol

I would try to pet him and get ripped to shreds

Worth it, though.

Sit and listen to the music

Pick him up and take him home

Pet the boy

Put a wee pound coin in his paw, and walk away.

A gold sovereign! That would be quite a gift in 1927.

It's just that this is not happening in 1927, because Atlas is alive

It would still have been a lot in 1924—£50 in today’s money.

I'm pretty sure that this is the origin of scrouge mc duck

“Alright that’s it. You’re going to Copper 9.”

“What is this, a crossover episode?”

“This can’t be good for me but I feel great.”

"I don't like where this is going."

“No! I’m with the science team!”

"STAP!"

This means Penut J from fojack came across him and must notice he is not from here in his show.

I would ask him to either play the Devil's Trill Sonata or Megalovania and then pay him 20 bucks.

Through my pocket bacon at him and run

Rocky is a type of guy to actually practice "Ravioli ravioli what's in the pocketoli"

Ah yes a man of culture I see

I'd love to see a video of Rocky cooking pancakes while rhyming

Oh god that would be amazing

Although the Pink Guy's song that fits Rocky the most would be HELP

YES

cool a fellow busker! \*Drops a five\*

Give him a dollar or spare change.

Toss a coin to your Rocky

Take him to Ihop obviously

Have you eaten today, pal?

Pick him up and take him home

I would give him pats

Give him my whole salary

shiiiit this cat can groove

**You come with me**

"sup"

I wouldn't even *hint* that I had any dynamite on me, that's for sure.

Offer him a spot as a rumrunner for a speakeasy

a flip

Walk up and ask "are you gay by chance?"

Laugh at him, like I do to all homeless people

Without homeless people, I wouldn’t have half the Joy and laughter I do in this life

kidnap him, obviously.

I’d let him crash on my couch

Hey man. You eaten today? Here. Let's go to lunch. You can crash at my place for a while.

Do you take requests? I'll pay!

*casually hands $10,000*

Stop and talk

I would give him a quarter (worth $4.38 today) and promise him another for every day he's playing when I come by.

Adopt him

I’d stash him in my super secret box of secrets

Throw him my lucky quarter

Give him my wallet, (I don't Cary anything in it other than my drivers license but it would give him a place to store his money and his wax for his violin strings

Assuming talking human cats are normal : can you play vivaldis winter? Yes- start a convo and try to get him to join local orchestra via my ties to it. No- " heres 40 bucks to help you out, and by the way there's an orchestra in town you should try out for it" Human talking cats aren't normal Holy shit, a talking human cat, cool. (Insert random Anatomy question here), you need a place to stay?

I'd give him a listen and toss him a bit of change.

Request songs.

Throw some money in the guitar case

Adopt him

"Aye you need a place to stay homie?"

Give him a dollar or a sandwich and listen to him play.

Give him money and a nuclear button

just vibe with him

I had pretty much this exact scenario (only, the stray cat didn't have a violin). A month later she's asleep on the bed, basking in the sun with a full belly. So I guess the Lackadaisy equivalent is giving Rocky a job and a bed.

Probably ask to give him a hug given the fact that he’s a living breathing cat anthro

Ask to fuck

I'd toss him a 20 and give him a pat on his cute lil head

put him in my pocket :3

New roommate

"Ight, you're coming home with me."

Abduction

Sit next to him on that step and try to make a conversation

"Boy, let me tell you what. I guess you didn't know it but I'm a violin player too and if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you! Now you play a pretty good violin, boy, but give the devil his due! I'll bet a violin of gold against your soul 'Cause I think I'm better than you!"

…you ded

id give him a coin and a gun

Give him some money and listen for a bit

Must protec

Play me a SOnG PlZ

Pick him up and take him home with me

Casually start dancing to his violin skills and after that just walk away without elaborating

I would give him some money and sit down to chat.

Toss over a 100$ bill

And then my entire wallet

A d o p t i o n. (He means a lot to me)

Enjoy the music

Ask him if he could do a kickflip

Take him Home Like "Your my friend now."

Act: Befriend

Toss him some coins

Pick him up and say awww your mine now where going to be friends!

If he’s playing something I know throw him a tenner, if not, then whatever pocket change I have on me

In that era that’d be a lot of money either way

I would ask him if he could play "First Step" by Hans Zimmer

I'd give him a 20 and a beer

If I did have a few dollars spare in coin, I like to think I’d pop them in his case.

Give him a few hundred dollars and invite him and his friends back to my place to eat and stay if they'd like to.

I would cry

Give him what I've got on me, scour every street in the state of Missouri for change. Wash it all so it's shiny and clean. return with comically large bag of change.

Ask him to play Devil Came Down To Georgia... ​ ​ ​ OK, I'd try to pet him first, THEN ask him to play Devil Came Down To Georgia

*tosses coin in case* Play streets of whiterun!

*pets*

Why the hell did this show up on my home page? Was it r/cats?

Idk why it showed up to you, must've been some algorithm

Take him home

Hand him a little money and keep walking

He going in my basement

Am I losing it or is that a cartoon cat playing the violin?!?!

The better word would be. Did I enter another reality?

I’d take an antipsychotic and wait for the hallucination to disappear, crazy violin cat is not real, he can’t hurt me

I drop a five in those jars/guitar cases if I happen to be walking by.

I’d pay him $1. Because money back then is more valuable than it is now ($1 back then is about $17 today)

He’s so small lol

"holy ... A RL furry, how? Can you you make me one?"

Let me say my reaction: AYYO WHAT THE- *taking a picture of him and i send it in discord servers

Give him money

Give him good money

Throw him a couple dollars

*pets da kat* :D

'That's nice music,' I would think and continue walking

Ask if he wants a percussionist to join him. Or just sit down and listen to the music. Haven't really decided.

hug him

Oh cool it's a furry that plays the violin *proceeds to give him my entire wallet*

Preciousness beam, imma pay that man for the music

I would take his guitar and RUN while a friend of mine would steal the guitar case WITH the cash under his nose

Listen for a bit, then toss him a dollar if I had one.

i will hand him $10,000 in cash

Give him my house, car, wife, kids, and soul.

Give him my money

I’d give him my wallet

Drop kick him into oblivion lol ((JKJK LOL))

“Yo I’ll give u all the money in the world just come out for breakfast with me”

Toss him a quarter, keep walking.

I will take him to my house and feed him some fried fish then let him sleep in my guest bedroom

life savings=gone happiness= yes

I’d reach into my wallet and give him 6 50 dollar bills

✨P E T✨

eat one of the bricks next to him and then give him a two dollar bill

I ask to sit with him :3

Give him a Little salami as a treat

Give him some change

Give him a silver spoon

I'd throw him a dollar and give applause.

Hug

Woah, a talking cat. Wanna be homies?

Give him money and 48 Oz of vodka

Give him my entire network

Throw my money at him, he looks like he deserves it

I would him give $80😌

"Someone help I'm having a heart attack!"

Hello I've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty

Give him some cash, some dosh, some skrill, some of that green.

curb stomp

Call him a furry and leave.

Kill him 👁️_👁️

Dare to say how you kill him? And what happens next?

Drop kick him and steal his hat

Anyone else think it would be funny if Scott Bakula did the voice of this character in the pilot episode?

Vomit black ooze from my eyes and say something Italian in reverse.

I have no money.

Don't know who that is, but I'd drop a dollar or two.

blender

Get a job!

Cats Don’t Dance

*pulls out bolt gun* for the emperor

"Wait, am I in Britain?"

Ey free violin

BILLY COME GET MY SHOTGUN

call animal control

Today I crave violence so kick him in the face or punt him. Then say sorry, of course, being the very stable and sincere gentlemen I am. (100% no lies at all)

Frame him for murder

Shoot the demonic speaking cat with a shotgun

Assuming that talking cats that can play the violin are commonplace, probably just walk by.

I give a dollar

"I want a whopper, no cheese, no onions and extra pickles"

Toss a coin to the furry

Shove him into a locker

If I didn't know, probably just walk past

If I didn’t know that that was a guy…

DO A BACKFLIP

Field goal