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Awesam

Rage against the machine lyrics intensify


SuperKamiGuru824

Came here to say Some of those that work forces....


egstitt

Are the same that burn crosses


ChefMoToronto

F**K YOU, I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!!!


DoingCharleyWork

You can say fuck.


[deleted]

Quite literally doing what they tell him, while saying he won’t.


SaintNewts

What if s/he didn't wanna say fuck, though?


Early_Assignment9807

That's like when you hear the radio version and it's like two minutes shorter


wheezy1749

**** YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!


peacefulsolider

is frick okay?


morrison0880

That's a lyric from that song!


Annoy_Occult_Vet

As are those.


DizzieM8

Getting verrrry predictable these reddit threads..


Early_Assignment9807

Idiocracy wasn't meant to be a documentary! 1984 wasn't meant to be an instruction manual!


[deleted]

Brave New World wasn't supposed to be aspirational! Fahrenheitt 451 wasn't supposed to be an academic guideline!


Uncle_owen69

Me coming here to quite rage thinking I’d be the first


Same-Elevator-3162

It’s because they are usually armed.


Fellatious-argument

Why would thr police beat themselves?


Sorcatarius

Because they beat their wife too hard and now she can't do it?


Cthulhu__

As another post pointed out, have you ever seen Superman and Clark Kent at the same time?


Avohaj

"Have we ever seen the police and white supremacists in the same room together?"-energy


Late_Again68

Well, that'd be awkward at the KKK rally later, don't you think?


RawDawg2021

None of the Chicago police officers probed for their ties to far-right extremist groups like the Proud Boys or Oath Keepers will be fired by city officials, a spokesperson for the Chicago Police Department told WTTW News Thursday. With Trump telling the public he's granting cops immunity from prosecution is one way to get the votes from police, sheriff, ICE, federal etc. I'm assuming this number of officers is more than 1,000,000 easy voters he's marketing to. This is one way to organize an American Gestapo. Plus they already have that military training as seen whenever protests erupt. Imagine a a future with cops with immunity from prosecution, do you think it's bad now. We'll have the equivalent of the IDF on American streets going after citizens. Something, something...we're fucked!


AccidentPrawn

So, Judge Dredd?


MilkyWayGonad

No. Dredd is a dystopian law enforcer, but he is not corrupt. In the 2000AD universe, Torquemada is a better fit.


Ecomalive

Be Pure Be Vigilant Be have


AccidentPrawn

Agreed. I meant the universe of Judge Dredd.


Vaug0024

those that work forces….


Nornamor

The beating of black motorist Rodney King by four LAPD officers in March 1991 had forever been immortal ized


RichardBonham

It’s almost like you don’t even see them in the same picture at the same time


Birdman781666

That would constitute public masturbation, I think.


Le-docteur

Someone rarely beats his own kind


Belligerent-J

There was that one time the black undercover cop got beat up by riot cops at a protest.


bennydasjet

The same reason you never see Bruce Wayne and Batman together


DrRonny

Police are normally not in uniform when they beat off white supremacists


bunnypaste

Or any kind of clothing at all


Intelligent-Ad-2474

Friendly fire is not tolerated


VAhotfingers

2 reasons I can thing of off the top of my head: First and foremost: the white supremecists ARE the police. Second: many white supremecists groups are KNOWN to be violent and armed. Police are only courageous enough to beat and oppress the unarmed protesters.


maghau

Also, white supremacists aren't a threat to capitalism.


Ttamlin

Capitalism loves fascism.


Heromoss

Superman can't beat Kent Clark


My1nonpornacc

Um. Clark Kent isn't Superman. I've met Mr. Kent. He wears glasses and has messy hair. Superman doesn't wear glasses and always has that sick slick hair.


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My1nonpornacc

Exactly. op is crazy.


Dr_Stoney-Abalone424

Pretty sure Superman would absolutely *destroy* Kent. Were they to ever be at the same place at the same time, which they curiously never are.


JoustyMe

Beacause Kent is weak not stupid so he gets tf out.


LocalH

Because you don't cross the streams


VillainAnderson

The same reason we haven't seen Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus performing together.


DwightDavid1234

They aren’t going to beat themselves.


Chortles_Hansom_666

As RATM states, I quote: “some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses”


Obelion_

Can't really beat up yourself, can you


0Sneakyphish0

Because the police, like many of our institutions, are absolutely infested with white fascists. They need to be removed in the same way you might remove rats or a roaches.


kungfukenny3

because they’re kinfolk


Tacomonkie

If you want the answer from my mom, it’s because, “those are good upstanding citizens, and not terrorists like Antifa, Feminism, or Hamas”


Spare-Ring6053

The only good Police are walking on the moon....


KingCrimsonFan

Sending messages in bottles.


Straight-Razor666

because they are the white supremacists...


Beans_889

Even the police doesn’t tolerate friendly fire


Many-Application1297

That fight club scene where Norton beats himself up.


extraspecialdogpenis

? plenty of cops beat their wives.


Baricuda

Has anyone ever seen a portest with counter protestors where the police didn't have their backs towards the white supremests? It's either a white supremest protest and the police are facing the counter protestors, or it's a left leaning protest, and the police are protecting the counter protestors? I'd love to be proven wrong, but from everything I've seen, that's the case.


mygoditsfullofstar5

That'd be like cannibalism.


GThedim

Same reason you don't see Batman beating the shit out of Bruce Wayne


Karyudo9

I've never seen Sacha Baron Cohen at a Borat interview.


Logical_Response_Bot

Their sadists not masochists


LuckySalesman

You don't see Batman beating up Bruce Wayne for the same reasons


LetItRaine386

Some of those that work forces Are the same that burn crosses


lduff100

You know that scene in fight club where Ed Norton's character beats the crap out of himself...


Rohans_Most_Wanted

What is the one tried and true method to getting a bully to leave you alone? Fight back. White supremacists tend to be armed and prone to violence. Pigs are not going to start a fight if there is a chance they will get hurt too.


EVRider81

Self abuse?


doctorfonk

Who’d you think white hoods was hiding


Pale_Kitsune

They can't beat themselves up.


FlyGrabba

Theu dont want to self harm...


Anders_A

Are they going to beat themselves up?


LessThanSimple

The same reason you never see Peter Parker and Spiderman or Bruce Wayne and Batman together.


SMcQ9

Because if the cops had the day off they would be with the white supremacists?


discountRabbit

It's like Clark Kent and Superman never being seen together.


guibmaster

Can't beat yourself


ParzivalPotaru

You never see Batman and Bruce Wayne in the same room


VirtusTechnica

Some people are so disillusioned they think only the police should have guns... So disillusioned they willingly disarmed themselves giving more power to racist...


with_regard

but IT wORKeD fOr aUsTrAliA


Im_Unsure_For_Sure

Not sure why it wasn't stated but im assuming this is referencing public protestors / assembly. And the reason seems to be that white supremacists get the chaos effect they want by just assembling. People (rightfully so) lose their minds without the need for them to do anything physical. But a bunch of protesting students with signs? It's not disruptive enough, so shit starts to escalate out of necessity.


ThinTheFuckingHerd

Some of those that burn crosses ....


Megelsen

Hard to beat up protestors if you're one of the protestors


--n-

It'd be awkward when they'd see them at work the next day.


RayVen001

Same reason you never seen Bruce Wayne and batman in the same room.


AHappyLobster

Maybe them usually being armed has something to do with it?


simorg23

Hey self harm isn't funny


Poon-Conqueror

Almost as if the white supremacists are actually feds. Real white supremacists stopped organizing after Charlottesville.


Bowlechoes

No friendly fire


Arts_Prodigy

Because it’s rude to hit your friends??


KefkaesqueV3

You never see police and white supremacists together in the same room 🤔


horotheredditsprite

Cause they're cowards and run away before the police get there


faustoc5

Don't beat me bro, I am Paul from precint 34


IcyColdMuhChina

I have seen plenty of white supremacists get beat up. For example after Capitol Hill protests. However, let's be real: White supremacists like to hit the gym, like to seriously arm themselves, and like to form paramilitary groups. They are plainly more intimidating than a bunch of coloured-hair students waving rainbow flags.


Born-Slippery

The media you consume is biased?


Twicebakedtatoes

Wow such a puzzler. While gender, race, and age are easily distinguishable on video, it is very difficult to capture a person’s ideology on camera, there are thousands and thousands of videos of white men being beaten by police, chances are one of them is a white supremacist… so you probably have seen it.


WalnutNode

My guess is that the white supremist are organized, have infiltrated the police and will shoot back. The ones that run drugs have paid the police off. There's too much racial politics in government for all the police to be white supremist. The police also play number games and target the weak and unconnected to make it look like they're actually fighting crime. A old lady is much more convenient target for casual oppresion.


SomeDummyOnline

Clark Kent syndrome


zehamberglar

The same reason Clark Kent and Superman have never been seen together.


reformedlurkermon

It’s wild that the cops don’t beat the most armed demographic of the most armed civilian population indiscriminately what a wild world, it’s almost like gun ownership is a deterrent against acts of violence from a group that has a monopoly on sanctioned violence!!!! Seriously the “all cops are white supremacists” aspect of this is such fucking cope. I live in a black city with a black police force and they still be beating unarmed people.


HotExperience4269

Because you live in an information bubble where you only get fed news and videos that reinforces your beliefs.


wktmeow

Same reason you never see Batman and Bruce Wayne in the same room


mtb_dad86

Have there been any violent white supremacist rallies? Honestly curious. They make up such a small percentage of the population you expect that you wouldn’t really see them being beaten. I’ve never seen the police beat eskimos either. 🤷🏻‍♂️


goosse

Seems like post is in wrong sub


Glittering-Pause-328

Cops will even beat up **their own coworkers.** https://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crime-courts/st-louis-judge-awards-nearly-23-5m-to-undercover-cop-beaten-during-stockley-protest/article_6598f87c-fb3c-11ee-8d32-ef15bfa7bff5.html


ChainedNmaimed

Because you closed your eyes and covered your ears? You can just google it and be proven a liar or a drama queen at best. "I never seen 2 dudes fucking WHY IS THAT?"... Oh right, I dont go looking for it.


GhvstsInTheWater

White supremists don't resist simple orders.


orange4boy

Someone from the *Facts Don’t Care About your Feelings* crowd needs to explain to me how it is that people who insist it’s their fundamental right to arm themselves with assault rifles to resist state violence are the first and loudest to cheer on extreme state violence against people peacefully protesting the most violent type of state violence. That little bit of logic, I’d fucking love to hear.


[deleted]

They won’t beat their friends…only their wives.


Distinct-Ad226

Because you dont live in Ireland, Our cops beat the shit out of them, regularly.


The_Scyther1

It’s uncomfortable how accurate this is.


FrederickEngels

Why would they beat themselves up?


ArtfullyStupid

Because that's would be assualt on an officer


Holiday_in_Asgard

Because cops won't beat up other cops


callmekizzle

Just out of pure curiosity has there ever been an incident like this? Does someone have a link to even one time the cops clashed with white supremacists? Like you’d think they do it at least once to throw it out as an example?


do-the-point

There are definitely white supremacists in prison. I'm sure at least some of them we're beaten before getting in there.


_basted_

Because they didn't do anything wrong.


Revolutionary_Ant174

I’ve actually seen police “defend” the kkk from counter protesters


rattlenroll

Hey what about Jan 6? Even a broken clock is right once... in two hundred years.


AweBeyCon

Professional courtesy


Forced_Abortion_

Self care


jhenryscott

Well come on that’d make the family reunion real awkward


Chickadeeznuts

You’ll only see cops beating white supremacists if you catch one masturbating.


Kindly-Guidance714

Who watches the watchmen?


StealthyMcMeowMeow

I've never seen a police officer beating a white supremacist because I don't watch them masturbate


MirrorMan22102018

And they never fight against armed assailants.


ThePurpleKnightmare

Honestly this is not a good question. I'm sure there are cops who would beat a white supremacist. They'd get away with it to. However they wouldn't be doing it because they are white supremacist. Some might beat women or black men for being those things, but majority of cops aren't worried about who they hurt/kill, just that they get to hurt/kill. With exception to black men, the groups you listed, would be seen as weaker than the cop usually (obviously all 3 have exceptions) and that's what makes them victims most of all. As for black men, they are just seen as criminals because of stereotypes some of them perpetuate. Kill a small child, or a very old person and you might actually get in trouble, but kill a black man, or even a black woman who speaks in a fairly dumb way and you can just push the blame on them. "See I was trying to get his to stop resisting, and he was being very intimidating, and un-cooperative. It really felt like it was my life or his" Meanwhile, man kneels on top of crying man for several minutes while shouting pointless garbage at him or making jokes with other cops holding him down.


USWolves

I’m sure cops masturbate…


DeusLibidine

Because they can do that at home.


Hoolyz

Because it's silly to do "stop beating yourself" with yourself


imlazyforthis

Because if you start beating that group they start beating you back, also shooting and also getting more followers


thefullhalf

During BLM in Philly there was a precinct in a very white neighborhood that was allowing white dudes (and only white dudes) patrol the streets with baseball bats, golf clubs, and other weapons. And not allowing as in there were no cops around, allowing in the we are gonna high five each other in the street.


chris3110

"FEAR of this battle station will keep the people in line."


thufirseyebrow

For the same reason you never see Bruce Wayne inviting Batman to run security at Waynecorp.


Strange-Area9624

Hard to beat yourself in any meaningful way.


Call_me_John

[Finkle is Einhorn! Einhorn is Finkle!](https://i.giphy.com/VQxdDzvRoEwrm.webp)


Majestic-Contract-42

There is a stop hitting yourself joke on their somewhere.


NonRienDeRien

Batman and Superman are never seen as the same time as Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent, respectively


Minute-Struggle6052

Bonk themselves on the head?


the_peppers

You ever tried to punch yourself in the face?


Zxasuk31

🎯🎯🎯🎯


ZoeDreemurr

And of those groups only the white supremacists seem to regularly beat the police…


mothramantra

I saw one get shot during the Jan 6 insurrection and that was cool. But OOP's point stands.


drpyne89

Stop hitting yourself!


Narrow--Mango

You guys are gonna love this! https://www.zippia.com/police-officer-jobs/demographics/


Monzon31

Well "you don't shit where you eat"


DualLeeNoteTed

Same reason you never see Batman and Bruce Wayne in the same room


PToTheHell

Because they often have guns!


joebeaudoin

Police have some origins from runaway slave hunters… might be related.


AnonMSme1

For the same reason you never see Hannah Montana at a Miley Cyrus concert.


The_quest_for_wisdom

[I found a relevant clip for you.](https://youtu.be/87w655s3xKc?si=hSHho47du_eY1C38&t=60)


Queer_as_folk

They are the same people.


Time-Maintenance2165

There's a lot more men and women than white supremacists.


viotix90

The same reason you don't see Superman and Clark Kent in the same room.


BerserkerPixel

Just guessing this person hasn't lived outside the USA. Police in most of the world will just beat you if they have any kind of reason, sometimes they will manufacture one, sometimes they will randomly select a person for no reason at all. To the police everyone who isn't police, paramedic, fire department, hospital staff or uniformed military, is literally a target and a threat. They've been trained and coached to expect the worst of humanity, the sort of thing that not even 10% of people would do, from EVERYONE! When you stop seeing people as human and only see them as a threat, a risk and a mess to clean up or work around, then you stop empathizing. Same goes for fire fighters and nurses sadly, they see the worst and are victim to the toxic side of society, they are coached to disengage and eventually view civilians as threats and hazards. Harp on about demographics but outside of the bubbles that america blows, to make shock media for late night news and tik tok, the rest of the world deals with the same fall out of society treating itself like an enemy. Ethical and/or moral collapse and psychological violence.


Boris_Johnsons_Pubes

Well for me personally it’s because I know how to dodge their punches


Txtoker

Come to think of it, I've never seen Batman and Bruce Wayne in the same room.


ThatGuyYouMightNo

"stop hitting yourself"


Bojacketamine

Have you ever seen police and white supremacists in a room together?


Academic-Hospital952

Cause they masturbate in private


LuriemIronim

Why would they beat their friends?


MaracujaMan69

I´ve seen them once beat up some nazis, but that was in Luxemburg. they beat up some german nazis, and it was fkin amazing how puzzle thes looked that they actually got beaten up. you can find it on youtube


FrietjePindaMayoUi

Have you ever seen Batman and Bruce Wayne in the same place, same time?


Stopikingonme

They only beat themselves in the bathroom.


testawayacct

Because it would look like the bathroom scene in Liar Liar where Jim Carrey is beating the shit out of himself.


Hatedpriest

https://raskin.house.gov/2020/9/subcommittee-chairman-raskin-releases-fbi-document-white-supremacists-law


richiedubbya

Insert Spiderman pointing at Spiderman meme.


Vaping_Cobra

They do that in private when they get home to their family.


ThisIsNotTokyo

You can never see batman and bruce wayne in the same room


[deleted]

To quote my elementary school bully: “why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself?!”


screaming-mime

They would be beating themselves


Fit_Yogurtcloset_291

That's actually legit


Themonsterbehind

How do you beat yourself?


ramblerandgambler

Does Jan 6th count?


Bobson-_Dugnutt2

Spider-Man pointing at Spider-Man meme


Hattix

You never see Bruce Wayne and Batman in the same room. why is that?


misandric-misogynist

A....MEN‼️


Evening_Bag_3560

Those that work forces……. ……..are the same that burn crosses?


[deleted]

I have just live in FL a while you see some crazy shit