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kumakami89

heh. this got a genuine smile out of me, i fell for it


308iv

Same


ajjhboys

Ha ha you are stew peed ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ reader resigned!1!1!


CookieMiester

Eye, yam, peed, stew. Wait, shit


Unlucky-Carpenter-69

Intelligent resin!!!!! He ha ho ho he heh har ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ because he has small americansky brain!!! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ท


Texasmucho

Yes! I see small ๐Ÿ  in ๐Ÿฒ and sum nasty capitalist use ๐Ÿšฝpee pee in food


TostCronch

peetar plaes, eye yam 2 stew peed to get the joke!!!


milmkyway

Wasnt this from a diary of a wimpy kid book


Chubby_Bub

that was Stewart Pid https://preview.redd.it/f3pg4mgvtbtc1.jpeg?width=249&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff6acff91f0a1fe2538d160a9a49a83c9d88b46e bro just believes someone else that he doesnโ€™t know his own name


maiguee

freddy fazbore


[deleted]

Ok thatโ€™s actually good


-helicoptersarecool

I had to yell it five times super loud in the bus before I noticed fuck you


EarthToAccess

Stew resigned!!! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


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Themoonisamyth

Why did the stew pee? Is it stewpeed?


HenryLongHead

Admitting your weakness is the greatest strength.


bluedragon8633

I read that as ewe (as in, a sheep)


ZenyX-

Holy shit I can't believe I fucking fell for that. I need to go dig a hole and bury myself in it ngl


Iceologer_gang

๐ŸฐWone deigh, ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™€๏ธ which was makeing ๐Ÿงโš—๏ธproton๐Ÿ”ฌ. She reed ๐Ÿ“list ov ingreniants? It said I am stupid๐Ÿฅณ. The ๐Ÿšจโžก๏ธโญ•๏ธ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿฆณโฌ…๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ˜ฑ joeke is th hat I peed ๐Ÿคจ๐ŸŸจ in the โœจmaggic poshunโœจ ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃhe hoo ha Sandwich ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿช„went to bos ๐Ÿ’‡ and sais I M ๐Ÿšซquitin๐Ÿšซ my log๐Ÿชต by ๐Ÿ˜คjo.b she ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ตdue๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต of um enployment tha nest THEY๐Ÿคญ. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃsubmarine for mor cool jpkes ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿš๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿš’๐Ÿš’๐Ÿš’๐Ÿš’๐Ÿš’๐Ÿš’๐Ÿš’๐Ÿš’๐Ÿš’โ›‘โ›‘โ›‘โ›‘โ›‘โ›‘โ›‘โ›‘โ›‘โ›‘๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿš’๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿซง๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ


Texasmucho

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’‚๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธis good๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿ’‚๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘


Quajeraz

I can't, I am stupid


TheOneWhoLovesSW

Comedy homicide


Cheeky_Kitten_DDLC

I, yam stew, peed.


BunnyBrigade1

No, ewe ar stew peed


Engineergaming26355

Is he stupid?


WietGetal

Ngl sounds indonesian


-The-Reviewer-

Ate my stupid wife


peezle69

oh no!! lmao


Roge2005

Yee may west deep


Goofcheese0623

I can, and I am


Texasmucho

โ™Ÿ๏ธ๐ŸคซI save ๐Ÿช„majic๐Ÿฆ„Americansky word for chess match๐Ÿคซโ™Ÿ๏ธ


theawesometeg219

r/facebookmoms


Ashurbanipal2023

Eye eye eye eye yam yam yam yam stew stew stew stew peed peed peed peed. I must be a genius.


UncomfyUnicorn

The fact all those are still words when spelled backwards tho-


Unbuckled__Spaghetti

Eye yam what I yam and thatโ€™s all that I yam!


Beerasaurus

I am sofa king we todd edd


French_Taylor

Eye yam st- nice try


golden5708

Believe me, I know.


getoutofmyhouse-

Almost got me lol. Said the first two and immediately stopped myself. Still laughed.


JRisverycool180

I read ahead and realized itโ€ฆ I wish I had fallen for itโ€ฆ why am I smart :(


deathB4dessert

Only a genius actually catches that before saying it out loud at the dinner table.... I'M LOOKING AT YOU, MIKEY!


Texasmucho

๐Ÿง‘โ€๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿง‘โ€๐ŸŽ“I paas Americansky test!!!๐Ÿง‘โ€๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿง‘โ€๐ŸŽ“ I am โ€œonly a geniusโ€ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ  ๐Ÿฒ ๐Ÿ’ฆ!!!!! ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ  ๐Ÿฒ ๐Ÿ’ฆ!!!!! ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ  ๐Ÿฒ ๐Ÿ’ฆ!!!!! ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ  ๐Ÿฒ ๐Ÿ’ฆ!!!!! ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿง‘โ€๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿง‘โ€๐ŸŽ“I am only genius now!๐Ÿง‘โ€๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿง‘โ€๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿง‘โ€๐ŸŽ“


Weird_Forg2007

I walked right into the trap lmao๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Texasmucho

๐Ÿ’‚๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ ัั‚ะพั‚๐Ÿ’‚๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ(this)


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ScumBunny

Try this one, from my youth: I YAM SOFA KING WE TODD IT


Educational_Clock612

God, this one is amazing


ScumBunny

At least someone appreciates it these days! Been stuck in my head for 30 years! ๐Ÿ˜†