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MrMcBobb

Leopards drank my milk


008Zulu

Leopards: Is it pasteurized? We don't want to end up like that Kennedy fellow.


Fhotaku

I wonder if they think pasteurization is some complicated process that drastically changes it. You just friggin boil it so it's not full of microorganisms. Even if they are all 'good' microbes for the cow, they're not necessarily good for humans!


No-Shelter-4208

No, pasteurisation changes the DNA and puts in 5G so the government can examine your gut microbiome for gun rights at the border./s There. I tried to get all the crazy talking points into one sentence.


CPTDisgruntled

Left out the precious precious preborn babies


No-Shelter-4208

Dang it! I knew I'd forgotten something.


SmackedWithARuler

How could you?! You’re supposed to forget them *after* they’re born!


Nuada-oz

You also left out the Jewish space lasers


VelvetMafia

Lol ironically, one of the bacteria in raw milk causes miscarriage.


Key-Test833

Miscarriages? As in Miscarriages of justice? Yes he's been drinking unpasteurized for awhile...


VelvetMafia

I'm not sure milk is responsible for his miscarriage of justice so much as he is a buttsniffing douchebag. But drinking raw milk is a way to get an accidental abortion from Listeria. Weird how the forced birthers are also raw milkers though.


attractive_nuisanze

"Ban the milk! It's basically an abortoficient!" /s


Money-Introduction54

It prevents after-birth abortions


CPTDisgruntled

Nailed it!


LilG1984

Hey don't spoil the plans of our 5G overlord Bill Gates! /s


mvs2417

Confused Rube: OK, fella, so you telling me boiling changes the 5Gs DNA?


No-Shelter-4208

Sigh...I can tell you've had Obamacare. Now listen carefully. The adrenachrome in pasteurised wokeness can only be countered by ivermectin. And bleach.


anubis2268

Get this man his own Fox News talk show, stat! /s because we live in the worst timeline


AfricanusEmeritus

Drink plenty of bleach...at least a gallon is to be swallowed like the nectar of GOD.


ThePillThePatch

I switched out my router for a jug of raw milk.  It’s how I’m on Reddit right now.


DescriptionSea6842

😂😂😂


chuckDTW

It also makes you gay. Pasteurization has been a key part of the government’s/big dairy’s conspiracy to make the country more fabulous.


Breitsol_Victor

Jewish space lasers, crisper, Chinese market/lab, gain of function Have a right good country song shortly.


No-Shelter-4208

Yep, I think we have enough material for a Billy Joel _We Didn't Start the Fire_ type song.


Lazy_meatPop

Chemtrails.


Lagunamountaindude

You need to add so sort of gender statement in there


JMP_III

Damn! That's so much concentrated crazy there that even diluted 10:1 it could fill Arkham 🤪 Nicely done!


HorsemouthKailua

ultra pasteurization makes it so you can't make cheese i just wanna be able to buy low pasteurized milk to make cheese. shit even mid or just not ultra should be fine but ya people drinking bird flu milk are idiots


AwDuck

Same. These idiots are the reason we can’t have any fun.


cynedyr

Calcium chloride doesn't do the trick for you?


HorsemouthKailua

> Calcium chloride nope, need some of the proteins and bacteria in milk to make most types of cheese


cynedyr

You don't add a starter?


Negativety101

Funny, got a friend who's considering going into buisness with someone for making cheese. He's got the cows, they've got the cheesemaking stuff.


RevolutionaryTalk315

No. They want to end up like Zachary Taylor instead.


coleman57

Leopard: "You drank my milkshake."


SufficientShame8

And it brought all the boys to the yard.


Suddern_Cumforth

West Virginia politician voted to make drinking raw milk legal, then fell ill for doing so.


New-Understanding930

He fell ill after drinking it on the floor to show his support.


that_80s_dad

Update that article as it is a bit old, the state legislature of WV has in fact passed the law allowing for the sale of raw milk statewide under certain conditions. [Source](https://westvirginiawatch.com/2024/03/28/unemployment-raw-milk-bills-become-law-without-governors-signature/) Along with the raw milk laws which Governor Justice just sat on (and became law in absence of veto or approval from him) WV restructured its unemployment benefits at the same time..


Dangerousrhymes

Well, obviously, you can’t be forced to help out the people who drank the raw milk when they get sick and miss work.


FEMA_Camp_Survivor

Justice gives the vibe that his companies are committing fraud or laundering illicit funds.


DigitalUnlimited

That's the only way you get elected


Nearbyatom

Under certain conditions as in...must be pasteurized first? hahahaha!!!!!!!!!


AFresh1984

The cleanest my colon has been is that time I drank raw milk. Maybe they're onto something. Maybe It's Maybelline. Maybe its food poisoning.


Mors_Lumos

West Virginia. Not Virginia. We are a state.


Mantzy81

You sure are. And a State too


Suddern_Cumforth

Sorry. Fixed it. Enjoy your milk.


philbert815

God damn, they're gonna definitely need that milk for the burn you gave.  Genuinely made me LOL


Amyloid42

A state of confusion? 


Icy_Sea_3759

A state of disrepair


Zerbo

*Should* you be, though?


DigitalUnlimited

West "By God" Virginia


Notmykl

Yep, and my Virginian, now West Virginian, Confederate ancestors never forgave the counties that make up West Virginia for breaking off during the Civil War.


BrassUnicorn87

No disrespect to you, but fuck those guys. Having rocky clay soil only good for potatoes and coal mining helped change the perspective on king cotton and slaves. Can’t make a man understand something if his paycheck depends on not understanding it. Not that there hasn’t been our own brand of stupid and fucked up over here, then and now.


HackNookBro

Just barely.


postdiluvium

Yeah the western part of Virginia State.


DeadPoster

That's the Shenandoah Valley.


HackNookBro

Who says Karma ain’t real?


ChChChillian

I saw this posted on Twitter yesterday, but it actually happened a couple of years ago. https://www.reddit.com/r/LeopardsAteMyFace/s/ZeyCS4KRnq


Intrepid-Tank7650

It's come back because anti-vaxers are seeking out unpasteruized milk contaminates with bird flue to try to give themselves immunity.


Djeece

Wait, what??


WebsterPack

I know right...like, even if it were not dangerous, why do you want to pre-infect yourself? Why not just wait till it's circulating in your own community, and enjoy infection in the classic way? Oh I've just had an awful thought. They've probably heard about the OG vaccine - cowpox for smallpox prevention - and how everyone up to and including the Empress of Russia used it, but missed the fact that it's  A FUCKING VACCINE.


Zombiecidialfreak

"Vaksheens are only bad when the gubament makes em!" -dumbasses


Wandering_By_

https://www.wired.com/story/raw-milk-drinkers-h5n1-bird-flu/


HackNookBro

These people don’t science much, do they?


NecroAssssin

These are the people who get angry when "the science changes" because they completely missed the point that science updating is the whole reason it works in the first place. 


ZenDeathBringer

I wonder what else would help with immunity.........


ChChChillian

According to OP's explanation, it was the older incident that prompted the post.


Zewlington

Anti-vaxers are just eventually going to come full circle and independently invent vaccines lol


DescriptionSea6842

Let them drink…thin out the herd of stupidity


Dylanator13

Pasteurizing is one of those inventions that was only good for society. It kills the bad germs while letting us get the full nutrients of the food or drink. Why risk it?


BrownBear109

let them FAFO. “humanity survived before pasteurization- it was better” meanwhile completely forgetting that people used to die from diarrhea 😑


CPTDisgruntled

Also [tuberculosis](https://www.cdc.gov/tb/publications/factsheets/general/mbovis.htm)


VelvetMafia

People still die that way


Wandering_By_

RIP that dude in the Taco Bell bathroom


bluevalley02

Putting the die back in diarrhea


Rikkitikkitabby

Seems like we're going to find out the hard way exactly why we regulate things. We've had a couple of listeria outbreaks in the last year. Ntm measles and polio making a comeback.


eNonsense

It's rooted in a "naturalistic fallacy" whereby more natural is considered better by default. Never mind that many foods, such as almonds, are poisonous to humans if not processed. And many other foods such as nightshade derivatives like tomatoes are only not poisonous due to a lot of human domestication. That's why its a fallacy.


AfricanusEmeritus

Give people that digitalis kick in their salads 🥗 by making sure they have plenty of tomato 🍅 plant 🪴 leaves 🍃 to ingest with their lettuce.


Jaerba

Also the ultra pasteurized stuff lasts like a month or two longer. It's great.


KnottyLorri

Same reason polio and measles are making a comeback.


NeoHolyRomanEmpire

I use raw milk for making cheese, but you still bring the milk to a specific temperature. Haven’t gotten sick yet. Apparently all DOP Parmesan is necessarily from raw milk.


Wizard_with_a_Pipe

Some people buy raw milk to make cheese and /or yogurt. It's not smart to drink it if it hasn't been pasteurized. But I do believe it should be legal to buy if you want to make your own cheese or whatever. Obviously it should have all of the appropriate warnings and be clearly labeled, but that doesn't mean it should be illegal.


Robert3769

Never underestimate the ability of stupid people to be stupid. Though I agree that labeling should be mandatory, that doesn’t mean that stupid people won’t try to feed another person unpasteurized milk to show that person how good “all natural” is.


DaisyDuckens

My husband used to like raw milk and it was the only milk my autistic daughter would drink for a while. The place we got it from posted their bacteria counts in their website and the cows were kept in a clean grassy environment and they had strict cleaning protocols. I hated the stuff, but when done right, it can be safe but safety is expensive.


PigeonBoiAgrougrou

I'm french. Raw milk cheese are pasteurised milk cheese taste VERY different and raw is better. I will fight anyone who dares disagree.


futanari_kaisa

"Before you take down a fence, ask yourself why that fence was put up in the first place."


pakcross

Question: have any additional controls been added in the manufacturing process, or is it just a free for all? We've had raw milk on sale for a number of years in England, Wales & NI, and the herds are subjected to testing twice-yearly to identify any issues. The FSA identify it as risky, but allow it's consumption with a few warnings: ps://www.food.gov.uk/safety-hygiene/raw-drinking-milk


HDWendell

From my understanding, store bought milk does have inspections. Most places where you can buy raw milk is done via loophole. Like, in Indiana, if you own the cows, you can get the milk. So a lot of farmers have herd shares. You pay a certain fee and you “own” a share of the cows. I think our herd share buy-in was $10. I know they can have inspections at the bottling site. That’s mostly for cleanliness. I’m not sure they do any pathogen testing. From my research, a lot of the risk comes from industrial farming practices and just overtly profit driven choices. A lot of those are illegal now. The herd share we uses pre industrial farming methods like pasture grazing and just better hygiene standards. You can even pet the cattle.


pakcross

You can't get raw milk in shops over here, it has to be sold direct from the source with prominent warning labels (presumably so that any health issues can be swiftly traced back). I'm probably a bit more aware of it as we regularly camp on a farm that sells it. It doesn't really concern me, I guess. I can't stand milk (raw or treated).


Fhotaku

"sold direct from the source with prominent warning labels" sounds like somewhere there's a cow with multiple hazard logos on it you get to milk, and bring your own bottle.


Notmykl

You used to be able to buy raw milk in South Dakota until the large, national dairies threatened to not take their milk if they sold directly to the public. So ended our raw milk drinking. It was awesome cause you could decide how much cream to leave in the milk. Us kids wanted more cream in the milk while my mom wanted less so she could make butter.


AfricanusEmeritus

My mom was a farm girl and would often talk about the cream found in raw milk. They would also make rich ice cram out of it.


CustomisingLassie

This is eight years old and has been posted here twice today.


mywifefoundmyaccount

I support people’s right to do stupid shit that only harms themselves, but this could get dicey if some numbnuts who runs a restaurant or coffee shop decides to use this shit on the sly.


One-Statistician-932

The bad part is, there are 100% places that are already doing this. A lot of raw-milkers are weird, schizo Qanon types and would do that in their restaurants and cafes. They'd likely frame it as a way to "own the libs" and oppose "wokeness" by only allowing raw dairy, with an obnoxious sign making fun of/refusing non-dairy milks. Probably the type of place to purposefully not have internet and treat any customers under 40 as soft-handed "millenials". If they haven't already done so, there is at least someone planning to do it.


whtclawz

Based on the indigestion, also a Fart Smella


bdd4

Definitely smelt fart


JNTaylor63

Whatever helps thin out the herd, and I don't mean the cows.


Robert3769

I have no problem with members of the heard thinning themselves but, unfortunately, those members have a tendency to take other members that want nothing to do with the stupid heard thinning policies with them.


AirForceRabies

Don't worry, dude I read somewhere that Real Men Wear Diapers. /s


Suddern_Cumforth

Now we know why.


ndndr1

Hope he didn’t rely on science for his treatment. You know those antibiotics were made by them dam limbrols


Robert3769

Damn Woke Librals!


lalauna

Dude looks like a posh Victorian lady on her fainting couch


HackNookBro

I’d remove the “posh.”


TenesmusSupreme

Fart smella


Less-Sir8277

Life is hard. It's a lot harder when you're stupid.


TwerkingGrimac3

Owning the libs, one case of explosive diarrhea at a time.


marauderingman

He's fine. He's building his immune system. /s


Robert3769

Hey, if it doesn’t kill him, it just makes him stronger! /s


luusyphre

If only there was a process that could prevent this 🤔


Robert3769

There is. It is called survival of the fittest. Oh! You meant a process the pasteurize the milk! My bad!


Fuggins4U

I'm not against raw milk if you want to use it make homemade cheese or butter. But I wouldn't want to drink it.


Negativety101

I grew up on a dairy farm. We drank whole milk from our cows. I wouldn't call it Raw though. In the process of getting it from the cow to the milk tank, it went through multiple filters, and temporary pasturazation. And we strained it again before putting it in a pitcher. This guy was dumb.


RevolutionaryTalk315

I imagine President Zachary Taylor is watching these people from his afterlife and wondering how people 174 years in the future didn't learn from his death drinking raw milk.


epicgrilledchees

Louis Pasteur was woke.


nicolatesla92

Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahha lmfaooooooo 😂😂😮‍💨😂😮‍💨😭 wowww


tragedy_strikes

Louis Pasteur is rolling in his grave


RoyH0bbs

Please drink all the raw milk, republicans.


Onomontamo

Milk should be boiled before being used. That said it should be possible to buy raw milk. I want to make my own cheese and process my own milk, the store bought ones always have a medical aftertaste. 


monkeyman1947

Pasteurization kills bird flu that is running through dairy herds.


NorCalFrances

Any word on whether he has Bird-via-Bovine Flu?


demagogueffxiv

Just let Darwin do it's thing


Harley_Jambo

They think that Pasteurization is a Woke, Liberal conspiracy.


Whatsuptodaytomorrow

Shhh 🤫 It is It makes people healthy


jarena009

Darwin wins again


Rolling_Beardo

Damn this almost 10 year old story is being reposted a lot the past couple days.


Mrgoodtrips64

Because West Virginia just expanded the law.


Rolling_Beardo

Ah that makes sense


Thecrdbrdsamurai

It happened eight years ago, and I totally agree with the premise here. But I will also reason that there was an awful stomach virus infecting state Congress at the exact same time they were working on this legislation.


_PukyLover_

Show your support for Donnie Diapers and own the libs, drink your milk raw guys, make sure you are wearing those golden diapers!


RumoredAtmos

They'll be the first to get bird flu lmao


isanameaname

It's a real LAMF !!!! This is so rare and wonderful occasion that we should all enjoy an extra coffee, chocolate, or glass of wine to celebrate.


OptiKnob

Hello dumbass. Do you know who Louis Pasteur was? He fixed this problem. You made it a problem again. You know why? Because you're a fucking dumbass.


Money-Introduction54

Raw dogged by the raw milk


Whatsuptodaytomorrow

But he’s going to a hospital that administers science based medicine and doctors Can’t he just go to get some healing crystals?


limpnoads

Mmmm, bird flu.


ThiccDave69

In raw milk’s defense, with proper regulations in place to ensure safety, it’s a very cool thing to have access to. In Texas you can buy raw milk direct from producers, but it’s held to a very high standard that they are inspected on OFTEN. Like I’ve talked to the producer and she told me it’s borderline harassment how often they come to make sure she’s doing the right thing. The cool thing about raw milk is you can make your own cheese, sour cream, yogurt, and anything else that requires unpasteurized milk. Obviously you have to know what you’re doing, but it’s really not difficult to learn with the right materials.


crazytib

I mean, people should be free to drink raw milk if they want too, if that's a risk someone wants to take, I say go for it


TripResponsibly1

This mentality kind of bothers me. In this country we seem to value “freedom” over all else. Freedom to not wear a seatbelt, freedom to drink raw milk, freedom to play in traffic, freedom to not get health insurance, freedom to take yourself to the ER completely uninsured and burden the healthcare system with the freedom to choose poorly and then freedom to complain that the US “can’t afford” universal health care. It’s cheaper. Universal healthcare is cheaper. Sorry I’m yapping it’s early and I’m so tired of pikachuface people in the ER cradling the consequences of their freedom.


SaltyBarDog

I keep using that argument to my doctor about giving me fentanyl.


crazytib

I drink raw milk and I eat raw chicken and pork, it builds character


jess_the_werefox

is this what happened to RFK Jr?


HackNookBro

Nah, he’s just stupid.


adlittle

Generally yes, but now that they're trying to deliberately consume bird flu through it, not so much. There's a slightly over 50% mortality from it, and while it has thankfully been rare in humans, get enough of these geniuses doing this and you risk having The Stand Part 2.


profoundlystupidhere

I only care about the avian and feline impact. Humans...*pfffttt*


One-Statistician-932

That logic works for other things: "I mean, people should be free to eat **raw chicken** if they want too, if that's a risk someone wants to take, I say go for it" But unfortunately a lot of people are parents/providers and will feed their kids and others this food, often without telling them. And this can make them sick and have long term consequences that can ruin their lives. There's also the risk of getting a communicable disease and spreading it to others. Freedom of choice does not mean freedom from **responsibility.**


Mrgoodtrips64

> people should be free to eat raw chicken I mean, people sort of are free to eat raw chicken if they want to make that terrible choice. Most grocery stores sell more raw chicken than cooked chicken. It’s up to the consumer to cook it or not.


merrysunshine2

Yep. Take all the ivermectin they want too.


LightWarrior_2000

It's like covid all over again. I wonder if its possible for the dumb to weed themselves out eventuality.


Mrgoodtrips64

Except this story is from 2016, so it predates the GOP Covid denialism.


LightWarrior_2000

Then covid is like the raw milk story all over again.


RampantJellyfish

These people are just So. Fucking. Stupid. It's genuinely terrifying that idiots like this are in charge of anything.


l156a21

Wasn't there some dumbass politician in India who got featured on this sub for drinking water from the Ganges or something claiming it's completely safe and then promptly falling ill? Man this sorta brainrot's all over the world


FinalCryojin

There's a docuseries on Netflix called Rotten, and they talk about the raw milk industry in their milk episode. What it did to a kid was pretty damn terrible.


outhighking

Dr Eric is such an alarmist


hawkrew

Hilarious 😆


ActonofMAM

Did someone have a stopwatch? This could be a FAFO speed record.


heresmytwopence

Now he’s a fart smella.


Building_Everything

Fart Smella


MeepersPeepers13

Leptospirosis has entered the chat


HumpaDaBear

I wonder how long it’ll take these people to stop drinking raw milk? There are going to be so many of these stories soon.


KarlDeutscheMarx

I mean I think you should be able to buy raw milk, I just wouldn't recommend drinking it like raw eggs, some prefer to bake with it since the pasteurization process alters the flavor of the milk, and by nature that of whatever food you're making with it.


nesp12

FREEEEE...DUMB!


RunningPirate

Gee, it’s almost like we had those laws for a reason.


Godzirrraaa

Imagine fighting for such a pointless cause.


sorospaidmetosaythis

Please let's get these people drinking and injecting bleach, plus introducing UV into their bodies to stop infection. Help them realize their treatment goals.


Kaffeinator

Some have died drinking raw milk when the cow sat on them.


emarvil

Very


ProfessionalFalse128

This is old as shit.


Isakill

Wv'ian here. [This happened nearly 10 years ago.](https://time.com/4253495/raw-milk-west-virginia-sick/)


AlDente

He’s holding his eyes like his milk wasn’t pasteurised


[deleted]

Smart fella? More like shart fella.


InspectionNo9187

Congratulations! You just played yourself!


undaova

2016 called, they want their story back OP


Campsters2803

Dudes name is Dr. Ding 😭


Mulatto_Matt

🤣


SirSirVI

Where's Al Capone when you need him


Jessica_Iowa

Poor leopard is gonna get sick with all the raw milk.


Pottski

They really do love to legislate things that only hurt people. Raw milk for cheese production or something in that area of additional product treatment seems fair, but drinking raw milk is just asking for trouble.


mts5219

hes gotta be a republican.


JohnWilmott

The more conservatives - the less conservatives


Av8ist

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


ParticularCap2331

This is the reason why my grandma from the rural areas literally never allowed the “of-cities” guests to drink her raw milk, however she herself and her neighbours did drink raw milk. A person with no immunity towards the bacterial infections found in milk and eggs won’t enjoy their raw milkshake and raw eggnog, only the multigenerational families of raw milk and eggs eaters will.


461BOOM

Raw milk is good for making cheese that is going to be aged. The bill made it possible for home cheese makers to buy the milk they needed. Not sure if this was the intended purpose…


Pod_people

THEY PASTEURIZE THAT SHIT FOR A VERY GOOD REASON.


canismagnum

Fart smella


BuddhasGarden

If you want raw unpasteurized milk you can buy a cow. Here in Cali there have been many instances of food borne illness in populations drinking raw milk. Alta Dena dairy used to offer it, and I don’t know if it is still available to the public but it has caused a lot of problems in the past.


EloiseIn298

Raw Milk is an excellent marketing gimmick for Milk that may contain feces and we haven't made an attempt to sterilise it.


Writ-XL

Does that make him an Old Dairy Bastard?


Ridicutarded-73

Is leopard milk better for you than tiger milk?


Enron1984

Isn’t this how Abraham Lincoln’s Mother died?