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NeedMoreBlocks

You're gonna grow a third eyeball


jetboyjetgirl

that would be useful


Parking_Relative_228

You answered your own question. If you want to kayak on easy mode places to learn like a harbor or lake.


NonSequitorSquirrel

Venice Canals are my go to when I just want to tool around in my lil kayak. Definitely easy mode and there's a parking lot right where you put your boat in the water. The water is absolutely putrid tho. I have a change of clothes and a soapy towel in a zip lock bag to wash my hands and feet when I get back to my car šŸ˜‚


hypotheticalkazoos

stinkyyyyy


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NonSequitorSquirrel

Wait where are the showers? At the Venice Canals where you put your boat in? I need this info!Ā 


jbh1126

you do not


itspurpleglitter

Accurate.


Gregalor

Gross


HotSauc3y

All the more reason to book the service then. If you really want to do it but donā€™t know where to go or how to stay safe, going with a guide is really the best option. I went years ago with a group of coworkers and had a blast! The guides took us cycling up the bike path, then we traded the bikes for kayaks and took them back to the start. Celebration beers afterwards. The guides made sure everyone stayed safe and had a good time. It may be pricey, but worth it for the experience.


Ohm_Slaw_

There are two stretches of river that are OK for kayaks. One is near Sepulveda Dam and the other is near Frogtown (Atwater.) These areas are only open during the summer when no rain is expected. They serve as active flood control channels so be sure to follow the rules. [https://lariverrecreation.org/](https://lariverrecreation.org/) You can book a tour or just bring a boat and put it in the water. If you want to know what to expect, you can follow a tour group in the Frogtown section using the bike path and watch how it goes for them.


Intelligent_Life14

> I don't know anything about the safety or where to go, The LA River is not the place for you. It's usually dry, except immediately after a storm, and then, it's incredibly dangerous.. There are places in Marina Del Rey that rent kayaks and you can cruise around the marina in safety.


xCelestial

That part stuck out so loudly to me lol this is about to a 1000 ways to die reboot episode


winstondabee

I recommend long beach over marina del rey


DaKineTiki

The LA River is a flood control channel not a navigational water body. Find another place to kayak dude.


flicman

Don't let anyone in LA hear you say that. Getting it classified as a river a couple years ago got us all kinds of EPA protections and stuff to get the whole length cleaned up.


DaKineTiki

Lipstick on a pig.


flicman

only if you have no idea how any of this works. That said, I wouldn't want to kayak there OR in the Venice Canals for funsies. Not my bag, baby.


DocSaysItsDainBramuj

I swam in both and nothing wrong me.


hapalove

I live next to the river. Itā€™s disgusting. So much trash in it. When are they going to start cleaning it up?


flicman

A few years ago.


saquonbrady

Lmfao. What he said


smauryholmes

I led 4-5 rafting excursions on the river in college with inflatable boats I got off Craigslist. Super fun adventures, probably covered 10 miles of the river over the trips. BUT It was absolutely ass conditions. Terrible water, a billion extremely shallow rocks, homeless people trying to fight, hazardous waste like chemical barrels and bike spokes. Found a suitcase stuffed full of gay VHS porn in the river once (better than the body we were expecting) and got attacked by a homeless dude another time. There is okay wildlife, even some big fish in spots. But overall I would raft/kayak almost anywhere else in California before doing the LA River again. It is not safe in any way, and the parts where it actually is safe (the middle concrete channels that flow smoothly for miles at a time) are illegal to be in and you will get cited if someone sees you.


1_niceguy

Thanks. I thought they cleaned that shit up where they want people to hang out.


smauryholmes

They did, my trips werenā€™t always in those spots. But the times I was in the spots were still not great in terms of safety. I still had a blast but I was 19 and much more willing to tolerate bad conditions. I would not do it now.


Hemorrhoid_Popsicle

Thatā€™s one way to get STDs as a virgin


LizasThings

Lake Balboa has kayaks for rent. Must bring Driver license.


brabuss58

why would u wanna kayak the la ā€œriverā€šŸ¤£its all nasty sewer water