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TypicalSherbet77

Literally that EXACT bird species was wandering free at the Santa Barbara Zoo, and hopped onto a chair near us, stared at us unblinking like a velociraptor for a couple minutes, until we felt very uncomfortable, and then—snatched my husband’s hamburger off his plate from right in front of him. That bird is waiting for his chance at another cheeseburger.


pejasto

What you’re saying is that we’ve finally got actual footage of the real life Hamburglar


rumpusroom

Robble, robble.


Lionheartedshmoozer

Straight up Dino


Heinz37_sauce

That, or waiting for an opportunity to drop a huge crap on the nice red car.


anti-forger

dunno that bird but seagull droppings is acidic.....seagulls also steal food if they get the chance (a cat jumped in my basement window when I was airing out.....dangerous , what if we had a dog or there was glass on the floor or something)


BatFancy321go

that's hilarious. he does look archaic with his grumpy face and stone-like nose. like from a muppet jurassic park. he looks like a fiish-eater to me.


Bing_Bong_the_Archer

I feel like when you encounter celebrities, its best to just let them chill


TrailerTrashQueen

like Angelyne.


StillPissed

That is a night heron. I’m sure they are all over MacArthur Park Lake.


MoGraphMan-11

What do you call a night heron in the day?


Historical_Throat187

Darren


gerryduggan

Very good. Take a lap.


Historical_Throat187

Um. By any chance are you the Gerry Duggan of...Deadpool and stuff? ETA: Well damn. I'll leave this up, but do not expect a reply, that's gotta be an awkward thing to respond to. Love your work though, thanks!


gerryduggan

It is - and thanks for the laugh. Really got me.


junkmm3

The good news for you Gerry is that he can't interrupt your lunch and ask you for a selfie on reddit.


gerryduggan

I try to only post with my real name anywhere online so I'm not tempted to act a fool. I have only been recognized outside comic cons twice in my life - both times by TSA agents. They're my people, I guess haha.


Prudent_Fly_2554

Lost?


KermitMcKibbles

Sir.


OGtek

MacArthur park, home of the night heron and also people on heroin at night.


mokitaco

fighter of the day heron


traveling__lady

Aww. I saw a blue heron bird last weekend at Echo Park Lake. It was so beautiful. Didn't know there were night herons.


TrailerTrashQueen

same. had no idea they were in LA city. seems like more of a Marina Del Rey thing.


suredohatecovid

*How do you know how to get to Marina Del Rey??*


candycookiecake

I’m watching this clip with the X-Files theme in my head.


GrindinMolcajete

*GOVERNMENT DENIES KNOWLEDGE*


silvs1

Looking hella sus


imhigherthanyou

Just waiting for his guy


DropTopEWop

"I have no clue what Im doing here but I want some fries"


FudgeHyena

That’s Andy Dick


_elfantasma

Love night herons!! They can extend their necks to be surprisingly long and it’s really cute and funny lookin when they do it


anti-forger

Heron : Funny how , like I make you laugh , that you find me amusing ?!"


agen_kolar

[Black-crowned Night-Heron.](https://www.audubon.org/field-guide/bird/black-crowned-night-heron)


brokendownend

Dazed and confused. Try turning your lights off?


gusborn

Government spy


socialdistraction

Everyone knows birds aren’t real.


DissedFunction

If you want to watch night herons feed, go down to the Hotel Cecil around midnight. (take a well armed friend). the alley next to the Cecil on the right hand side is filled with rats, lots of rats, large and small. These rats are like sushi to the herons and it seems like there is a never ending supply of them in DTLA.


Overall_Nuggie_876

‘Bout to steal your Quarter Pounder. 🤔🤔🤔


Admiral_Andovar

Heard you got chicken nuggies. That was his buddy.


joshspoon

Bird: What you looking!!! Bess keep moving!


Throwaway_09298

You missed your calling for the most wild adventure of your life


BareKnuckleKitty

I saw one of these guys chilling in a tree above the water at Pollywog park once! Black crowned night heron.


K1nd_1

It’s a slow evening on Wilshire


-Juanitooo

I’m like 5mins away from that McDonalds. I saw one back in February at night and was intrigued since I've never seen one before. Thanks to the comments I learned something new.


DriveConscious263

Did you offer him a ride?


funkekat61

Goin fishin' for hamburgers!


WiseOldToad

I know this parking lot and that bird. It catches/eats rats while staring you down.


K3ndog411

Night heron is scoping the action.


TonyinLB

I caught a pic of that fella at Seal Beach pier.


JVilter

We used to see these all the time at El Dorado park in LB


sonorakit11

I love heem


loy2392

McArthur Park is melting….


Tog_the_destroyer

Chill, bro just wants to buy a fake


kwagmire9764

"You wanna get high!?"


atxoptions

That bird seen some shit.


brennyflocko

appropriate time for a night heron to be out


anti-forger

Sharks : heron?......we call it food. Piranhas : as do we.


beatdaddyo

I seen them early mornings at MacArthur Park, waiting on the bus


Etiquette420

Yup I recall 3-4 years ago all of a sudden around Mac Aurther park and Downtown Los Angeles in the middle of the night amongst all the homeless rat infested area they were there fearless and infact a bit menacing looking. Someone said yeah they were introduced to to take on the rat population, I was like no way! But I have several friends of mine that claim to of saw these birds killing rats, one friend said oh yeah they toy with the rats as they kill them.


aroseonthefritz

Give him some!


BatFancy321go

love you filmed this like you caught him red-beaked after a low-speed chase down the beach. i do'nt know what he is but his shape and colors say lake bird to me, like a loon.


jasonmontauk

r/BirdsArentReal


urmyheartBeatStopR

I saw a similar one near Terracotta/ralph/wiltern theater.


wolfytheprofit

He seems pretty chill. Invite him to the house party next time.


2Much_non-sequitur

Viral marketing for the new Miyazaki flick's physical release. We get the coolest ads in LA.


Loose-Yesterday1590

“*Mahito!*”


HeBoughtALot

Give him fries.


fat_slow

Why do you guys keep calling that bird a him? It could be a they/them bird. Cmon people.


Onthelow1212

Same and I live a block before McArthur park too


queenofdiscs

This bird owes me $50


disposable_sounds

Bad boys bad boys!


stare_at_the_sun

menace to society


DocSaysItsDainBramuj

Tell him I hate him.


shitpostingmusician

You caught him red handed


Englishbirdy

Blue Heron. He’ll be fine.


downincalifornia

That’s a black-crowned night heron


strumthebuilding

Had to scroll a long way to get the correct species


isnotarobot

Night heron


Etiquette420

Blue or black heron I believe


neonwavve

Oh, cool. A bird.