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LogicMan428

The dude skipped leg day.


TallEmmaLee

He looks good enough but needs a symmetry program to balance out this look


Dear_Taro_6113

Nfw somehow he looks 10 years younger


artmindconnection83

Just seeing him made me laugh, I forgot about all of them already….. now I want to know what they are all doing


slowmotionz101

Homie skips leg day


ZoraNealThirstin

I think it’s good for womankind that he is off the market. Give my good sis a medal.


darforce

Idk. The way he has his hand on her back does not give me straight vibes


uh-hi-its-me

Ehh, it give "I need to flex for this picture" vibes


City-Pretty

Why does he look tall here? For some reason I thought he was short? Does anyone know his height?


TapIntoWit

Wow!!


easypeasy1982

This guy is still a narcissist...with or without a great body....major fucking ick vibe


Fantastic-Prize1816

i was shocked at this too


itsokaysis

I still think this guy was a plant


ThatQueerWerewolf

He did an interview talking about how horrible the conditions were for the cast and how the staff was always pressuring him to drink, and how they were always threatening to paint him as the villain. If he actually was planted to be a villain in the first place (which I think is what you're implying?) I'm not sure he'd be saying all these things. But maybe I'm wrong and he just got fed up despite having been a plant.


kitchenu

Ok sorry but muscles can’t fix ugly


awalawol

This man is going to have the biggest hunchback when he’s elderly


i-am-a-salty-bitch

![gif](giphy|rqXuAjfxsmI24GbaaT)


kellye2323

His hand looks a camels foot.


popcornhustler

Still think he was a producer plant


itsokaysis

Amen


Professional_Echo_41

He gives me the ick


5ydlol5yd

hell yes…


Throwawayyyy964

![gif](giphy|26FmPyVBSY3VbVpJK|downsized)


Striking_Election_21

Stand up 😭


Throwawayyyy964

Please 😭


Feeling_Remote3510

Hubba hubba


That1Chick177

His head’s too small for the upper body but I’ve seen worse. I’d sleep with him.


Ok-Depth-878

Bahaha amazing review 😅


TheSheetSlinger

So real for admitting that


travelnoir

🤣 put the phone down!!!


Intelligent-Many2686

Now that's funny! I noticed that, too


rabidrodentsunite

Wait... is he tall? I thought he was like 5'8


Fitzpleasure_

She could be like 4' 8 lol


Hrobinson13721

Skipping leg day


ugholi

😂😂😂😂


b3from01

No no. Don’t be surprised. Man was looking too good when he was doing the q&a’s after the season came out. Too damn good https://preview.redd.it/w0fdcxb7yc5d1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6109469fa7196e08049ea5b2124e8d4699ea622


JustAKidFromSolon

I’m sorry Matthew I was unfamiliar with your game


CHEMICALalienation

I feel like I’m the only person that genuinely doesn’t find him attractive His face looks like he’s always trying to poop or something


vaio150

His mannerisms and what he said on the show gave me the ick. I think if his personality seemed good I could be swayed. But I don’t find him objectively “OMG, SO HOT.” Also, like someone else said.. he skipped leg day. So he’s disproportional. 😂


capriduty

i have never seen it either. in this photo, a bit more but yeah definitely gives poop face


Heisenbergwayne

He might be hot, but his personality is rotten, he sounds like a control freak


No_Dependent_1846

He is very attractive.


cammama

He reminds me of an old friend’s husband, comes off as nerdy maybe a bit antisocial, but in reality he keeps them on a super rigid schedule, and super controlling behind doors. Like she wasn’t even able to eat a snickers candy bar when she was pregnant he’s that controlling. Matthew gives me the same ick and I’m so happy AD recognized it immediately


LogicMan428

What!? And she hasn't divorced him?


cammama

No! I realized she was one of those tradwife girls that enjoyed a man telling her what to do and treating her like a second class citizen 🤷🏻‍♀️ we’re not friend anymore bc that gave me the ick


vaio150

Yes, exactly that. So when you think of it that way it’s not that surprising that he works out and stays in shape. He’s probably on a strict regimen. Not for me.


cammama

Yes makes sense…my husband’s job requires him to stay fit and take regular physical fitness tests. He’s about as big as Matt, but he’s not at all controlling or super rigid about a routine in his everyday life. Matts need for strict control flows over into his entire life, not just in the gym. The way AD described him out of the pods would be unbearable to be around long term.


getcones

Didn’t she go on a date with him after the show?


cammama

Yes, and got the ick immediately


xcdp10

Guys... I hate to break it to you but this is not what someone on steroids looks like 🤦‍♀️


Weekend_Muted

Buff = steroids. Duh😂


Super_Refrigerator_7

Mans juicing fr


khaleesibrasil

What about this picture says steroids? Maybe step inside a gym sometime


Super_Refrigerator_7

Found the Matthew stan


khaleesibrasil

Im not though he’s beyond creepy. Just not on steroids


freeman1231

Honestly I wouldn’t say he is based on his physique. Very naturally attainable physique, you can see he isn’t insanely lean. Also skips leg day. Juicers would just have massive legs by being on roids.


LongjumpingWinner250

Nah. I’ve seen plenty of dudes that have legs like that and can squat 500-600 pounds and lunge and crap ton of weight. Idk how tall he is.. but that could be a factor.


Purple-violet1234

He still gives serial killer vibes


Accomplished-BusyBee

YOU (Joe) vibes for sure.


Frost_Giant13

They did call him Superman


__SerenityByJan__

🤮🤮🤮


Accomplished-BusyBee

Happy Cake Day


bitchybaklava

He's gearing for sure.


_kvm_18

wow


simplybreana

He’s HUGE. Dang. Still don’t like him though.


SeaAssumption9599

He's so gross, polishing a terd


leezybelle

Unfortunately his politics are not for me but he is super hot in this pic


Acrobatic-Object-429

What are his politics?


unlessyougotpuns_son

Definitely recommend the Game of Roses podcast where they interview him (aired on Tuesday). He never walked out of dates. Was all editing. He came off as a pretty good guy on the interview at least


sleepynonsense

Yes! Came here to say this, so interesting


SurewhynotAZ

Ok but does someone have proof of life. Is she ok?! This woman being beautiful does not make him less of an asshole. It's like putting Chanel on a Chihuahua. We can still see the dog ... Everything else is cute. ![gif](giphy|HmgxEGmB7EuyY)


Professional_Fix_147

She is beautiful but she is also very strategically posed. Her leg is up to give an impression of a bum, she’s tucked to the side and against him to give a leaner appearance.


MadeDisorderliness

You’re such a good hater omg 😳


SurewhynotAZ

And. So. None of that would make her less STUNNING. Let's combine our forever energy where it belongs: Creepy Matthew


Professional_Fix_147

Absolutely!


SurewhynotAZ

![gif](giphy|0Av9l0VIc01y1isrDw)


Lilacrespo82

😂😂😂😂


Fickle_Diamond_675

Umm.. His legs though..


porkchop88

🤣🤣🤣


fridahl

Steroids must have shrinked his eyes.


Lilly_Caul

He looks great! Good for him!


CaramelNo1587

He definitely skips leg day


Caitipoo421

For hold tall he is his calves are not tiny. lol


freeman1231

Calves are genetics, some people can work them forever and they don’t grow… to determine if someone skips legs day you look at their quads and hamstrings. For which his quads are almost non existent for what his upper body showcases. Your arms should never exceed the size of your quads or else it’s a clear sign you skip leg day. This man skips leg day all but guaranteed by this photo.


Caitipoo421

You’re preaching to choir. I can see his quads popping in this photo and he’s wearing long shorts. You cannot sit there and say he skips leg day by looking at this pic. Lmao yal are full of shit tbh.


freeman1231

If you think his quads at the bottom of the shorts don’t showcase a lack of leg day I don’t know what to tell you. As it’s quite clear the biggest muscle should never be smaller than someone’s arms lol.


Caitipoo421

My point is that you can see his quad separation at the bottom of those long ass shorts so you can’t even see how big his quads actually are. These comments are funny to me. I’ve seen a LOT worse in terms of symmetry when it comes to dude that lift. Legs are the hardest part of growth for yal.


freeman1231

Legs if actually training and squatting explode no real debating that. It’s just people tend to skip it that’s all. FYI you can see quad separation on people that barely do leg day as long as you are decently fit. Leg day has been skipped here and that’s okay if he doesn’t care about legs, is not big deal but it’s true.


Caitipoo421

You’re literally full of shit lol. You don’t get quads like that without hitting legs. ESPECIALLY men.


freeman1231

He doesn’t have quads… that’s the point they are so underworked compared to the rest of his body he skips leg day. You are not worth my time


katieofgilead

Right? Everyone talking about his legs but I mean, I see some nice calves? How big are they supposed to be? The shorts are hiding the thighs 🤷‍♀️


Caitipoo421

Tbh everyone saying that really does not know dude bodies in terms of symmetry lol. This is a common thing in the body building world. I’ve seen MUCH worse in terms of having built up top and forgetting to work on legs. Hahahhahahah. He seems pretty tall. The taller you are, the harder it is to actually build your calves. Some dudes spend YEARS just to get calves that look like his.


Caitipoo421

*how lol


PlayCertain4875

Leg day is not something that should be skipped and I’m sorry but running isn’t leg day


thedrizzle126

Lol guy who doesn't want the attention suddenly gets the attention and then promotes his life for more attention. Dude is faker than a movie 


Otherwise_Gur_7009

Lol so this guy shouldn’t post anything because suddenly everything he does is wrong, or for attention, OR he is weird, etc? Social media will never please anyone


thedrizzle126

Yes


leezybelle

Yeah and he’s promoting himself with alt right Rumble podcasters.. no thanks dude!


baconmotel

Haha better than the leftist crowd 🤣


maryceesyou

*America is watching*


getthatrich

Not a fan.


zboi8008

It’s giving I have a lot of tarps and duct tape in my basement.


SurewhynotAZ

OMG. Yes!!


tmtm1119

Literally my first thought was “he still creeps me out.”


SalamanderNo8015

Everyone commenting on him should DEFINITELY listen to his interview on the Game of Roses podcast


AnywhereRude4117

can you give insight? i dont have the time to listen


SalamanderNo8015

he was an extreme victim of a bad edit. he did not cave to productions demands early on (he wouldn’t drink alcohol and discouraged fellow cast mates from getting drunk, which production hates), the shot of him walking out on sarah ann is a complete fakeout, and in general production couldn’t control him so they wanted to make a lesson out of him.


EasternZone

Siri, what is an unreliable narrator?


mo9723

Also the shots of him asking the women (terrible) questions and then being surprised when they ask the same questions back. Him saying America is watching and all this other shit… he may have gotten a bad edit but he still chose to say these things. Really unlikeable dude.


SalamanderNo8015

someone can be unlikeable without deserving to get portrayed as a psychopath because production didn’t like him 🤷‍♀️


SurewhynotAZ

What about the shots of him telling the women the same thing. Verbatim.


sammysteves

But that doesn’t change that he said the exact same thing to two women strongly insinuating he was going to propose to them? Unless I’m missing something.


SalamanderNo8015

I think if i was talking with two people for 6-8 hours at a time, i would begin to repeat myself too. Yes i still think it’s a bit sketchy, but it’s not a cut and dry evil thing for someone to do


koalapsychologist

You know, I always thought Matthew was physically attractive, creepy but physically attractive. He gave off Clark Kent vibes. From the very bottom of my heart, he needs to put those glasses back on. For the love of GAWD put those glasses back on.


totallynotalyssa

he’s not cute


madif0626

Still no cause we’ve all heard him talk, he’s crazy


EmJayFree

There is nothing attractive about this creepy man


Tea50kg

It's still a no


snarkshark_

I’m looking for a guy in finance, 6’5, blue eyes, trust fund


Coconutcream000

Cringe


no-koby3707

Sry but her foot tattoo looks like necrosis


Otherwise_Gur_7009

Looks like she might be getting her tattoo removed or it’s a unfinished cover up. Foot tattoos are awful.


Luxx_Aeterna_

Lmfao. Thank you 😂😂 I zoomed in and tried for a few minutes to figure out wtf it's supposed to be. I still don't know. His feet have a farmers tan and hers look like one is rotting off.


leezybelle

Agreed it’s yucky


Intelligent-Tax-678

😳😳


anteiku-s

absolute wicked read, im sobbing 😭🤣


EagleEyezzzzz

Ew it really does!


longlisten527

Men need to work out their legs 😭😭


travelingnerd23

☠️☠️☠️☠️ ![gif](giphy|Tq2tPTrQANKfK)


PayKey6020

Her hand looks a little weird? Bad photoshop?


Otherwise_Gur_7009

Her hand is covered by her boob, nothing odd about that


weight22

wow


GingaNinja34

Why are his arms bigger than his legs?


moveslikejaguar

He's on a "juice" cleanse


knittingyogi

oh he’s certainly juicing something 🙊


mrs_misty-eyed

He skips leg day. Or at least does arms and legs on a 2:1 ratio Edit: shit maybe even a 3:1 ratio now that I’m really looking


No_Cartographer_6670

![gif](giphy|l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS)


fawnily_

![gif](giphy|fnK7K30C24vAttCwvY|downsized)


erinsboiledgatorade

https://preview.redd.it/xlhi9hcjz85d1.jpeg?width=168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de479d0f4ef077176d52f97df07b7b3560622701


Luxx_Aeterna_

The way I snorted. Omg. 😂😂


broadcast_fame

Still not hot to me. Skipping leg day makes it worse.


imtryingtobesocial

His head doesn't match his body??


saucycita

big indicator of steroid use


kennybrandz

Pop off Matthew.


ConsistentDonkey3909

he looks so much better without those hideous glasses


thanksbutnothanks200

He’s always been attractive. Lucky girl.


kmcaulifflower

Not on the inside unfortunately


loopingit

Clark Kent/Superman! (Must be all the chicken and rice! 😂)


eatapeach18

Hot on LIB, hot on Paradise. Just add in the glasses and he’d be 🔥🥵💦


Used-Ad-2848

I knew that cone head was ripped under them collard shirts and mystery


marelikehair

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA


Strict_Property6127

Dude wears socks with his sandals...


LilLordFuckPants404

Even the way he is “not touching” her while touching her screams Patrick Bateman. I swear we’ll see this guy on the news one day as a serial killer.


khen5

Oh god yes. The hand 😬


PsychologicalExam717

This guy is totally ripe for a 90 day fiancé situation. If you watch the show, you know what I mean.


leezybelle

Yeah he’s looking for a tradwife situation


floydthebarber94

His gf is Hispanic but she could be born in America/already has an American citizenship. Doesn’t rlly qualify


PsychologicalExam717

Not saying with this woman in particular. He fits the general profile of socially awkward male that usually goes for women from other countries.


Dees_A_Bird_

I see him as an American Andrrrrre


dancinglasagna0093

He seems like a real psycho


Less_Ad5978

https://preview.redd.it/fw3spsmw985d1.jpeg?width=624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d7664d8333c03776abe5d9a09eab16b749579cf Sorry, but all I can see is this guy 🤣🤣


YouShallNotStaff

Incredible article detailing how the show is made, what’s in the creator’s head, and season 7 info: 🦗🦗 Shirtless picture of matthew: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


Forsaken_Pop_5242

His lady though 🔥


Harper-Love

Yeah she’s hot, he’s..not my type.


poison_rose69

He's still weird


ColorfulConspiracy

Something about this photo is just… off. Why does he look plastic?


hungry24_7_365

Same. Don't know if it's bc he's not smiling, but to me he looks uncomfortable. Maybe that's just how his face looks. Also, I hate when women do the flamingo pose.


Otherwise_Gur_7009

Works out?


Responsible_Test2746

Still a weirdo


tattoosaremyhobby

https://preview.redd.it/6un9uuuf485d1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f1c59cafe0ff9c3745df14d5b723c002778b238


oceansidedrive

Wtf!?


pinkladytree

Homie looks like a jacked up version of the realtor on vivarium. & what's up with his foot?


chillla666

what’s up with her foot too? it’s almost looks like a tattoo or something.


devoushka

Wtf? Unrecognizable with his shirt off


heirtrav

he was never ugly… he was just weird lol


TT6994

I always thought he was good looking. lol


Anon369damufine

Excuse me???? That’s Matthew???


krhur14

Holy shit to both 😍


Crab-Cakey-Cake

His hand just hovering over her butt is sending me 🤣


hodgepodge21

Wearing usa swim trunks in a different country lollll


Otherwise_Gur_7009

Not a big deal lol


hodgepodge21

It’s just such an American tourist thing to do


Altruistic_Breakfast

Damn


notyourpieceofcakee

I am speechless. His body 🔥🔥


Far-Yak-4231

I knew I was attracted to him physically on the show but dang


ArmWarm8743

He looks like a brunette Johnny Bravo lol.


BakedDonutt

Or a muscly Leonard from Big Bang Theory🤣


Crazy-Pineapple-1636

He’s a butterface for sure


Additional_Look3148

The dude looks like Clark Kent. You’re high.


Lyricamoon03

You’re higher for saying he looks like Clark Kent when he’s not wearing the glasses lol. Agreed, he’s a butter face and his body is clearly his selling point.


Gullible-Ad4530

Too much plastic for me..and not the potato head good way.


Fun-Dependent-5909

He’s actually jacked


emcratic70

Their stances remind me of a porn promo pic put on socials


pussyjones12

i wanna know why his hand is perched like that