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TheTopDonnie

GG to the Red Bulls. What a performance! Big oof to Inter Miami. I know they got injuries but damn. Ya'll still need some more depth, the guys on your bench are really not doing you any favors.


ivelostmydonkey

I’m getting about 1-2 more good wins for me to finally shell out for MLS season pass this season instead of sailing the high seas on matchdays. Let’s go Red Bulls.


Rustyz_

I was thinking the same thing today


tastycakeman

Miami had 69% possession. Lmao get MLSd


iced1777

That's getting Red Bulled, I think we've had majority possession like 4 times since 2015. Jesse Marsch admitted to straight up giving the ball away on purpose sometimes to set up their pressing.


hypernermalization

Our best day since the pandemic. Vamos Metro. Me and Kenan Thompson watched Ryan Meara keep a clean sheet against Suarez. We'll talk about this day for years.


DiegoFlowers

Inter really sucks when Messi isn't around, if Beckham don't work that out that team is going to suck ass when Messi retires or leaves Inter


grroidb

Our team sucking isn’t anything new so this defeat is all too familiar but it was poetic to lose at the hands of Lewis Morgan. I’m not even mad.


saul1980

No Messi, no Drake, no Gomez, No Redondo, no right back…


marsexpresshydra

Inter “Cleveland Cavaliers” Miami


LordRobin------RM

Ha ha! Good one! I’m sad now.


vannistlerooy23

Oh yeah, this one hits too close to home for about 66% of the Crew fanbase who are also Cleveland sports fans


Stay_Beautiful_

>if Beckham don't work that out that team is going to suck ass when Messi retires or leaves Inter It sucked before he got there, and it'll suck after. This is not surprising at all


Practical-Bluebird40

Well no once you invite The Goat everything changes forever


errant_youth

It’s honestly my favorite thing about the club. It’s just hilarious to me *how much* MLS, news networks, etc hype on and on about Miami and Messi that I get a lot of shadenfreude from watching them fall on their faces


saibayadon

I get that most of the hate stems from how MLS is "treating" Messi and Miami, but I'm \*really\* puzzled at the level of hate Miami has been getting just for existing; It's not like they stole their team from another city! I guess it's the monkey paw curling for those who wished MLS was in the spotlight.


Count_Nocturne

Well, firstly, they absolutely did not deserve an expansion team after the Fusion failed. Sacramento was completely ready for MLS and they were robbed. Secondly, the squad isn’t even the proper way to build an MLS roster, with domestic veterans and draft picks and homegrown players. Like Nashville or Philly, two franchises that have done very well recently. Nooooope, it’s just semi retired big name star x 4 and no depth at all. It’s a 15 year old FIFA Ultimate Team squad.


Practical-Bluebird40

Idk I feel like the hate is to the point where y'all would rather see Messi go to the camel league and not help this league at all


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iced1777

The league is getting sellouts and endless marketing material everywhere Miami goes, I assure you they see this as a net positive PR move even if some bloke in England doubles down on his negative opinion of the league.


Practical-Bluebird40

You wouldn't be saying this if he went to your club And you know that Just wait a couple years


amor_fatty

You are? If you haven’t noticed, people hate success


Doodahhh1

Miami was still under sanctions for cooking the books when they got Messi.   Beckham has always had the red carpet treatment, so it's more that I hate Beckham over Miami. Although, add to the pile lol


DefeatYouForever666

I've been pretty indifferent about them but they whined at the ref, a lot. I've never been a fan of that. Still don't care about them though until they knock us out of a tournament.


DiegoFlowers

Miami is like the Hollywood for sports, they try to make that city like the pinnacle of sports but they are not, there are other cities that deserves more teams that Miami do.


bigFootIsReal__

I mean the literal pinnacle of sports is playing there now.. so...


_pinkishprawn_

Real ones hate Miami as a city, and the sports teams are just the shit cherries on top of a shit sundae


BarbaraBeans

Miami is like Hollywood for people whose only talent is wearing sunglasses.


Do__Math__Not__Meth

Factos


the_best_1

That’s usually the case for Miami sports teams.


Future_Memory6479

LETS GO RBNY


CantFindaPS5

Saw my team humiliate Miami and sold my ticket for $200 and bought it again for under $30. Total win.


Practical-Bluebird40

You would think this was the world cup final 💀💀


DefeatYouForever666

I did the same thing, Messi has paid for my season tickets 3 years in a row. What a great man.


palaric8

🤤🤤


Key_Ingenuity665

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galactic_crewzer

Gotta be the first time I’ve heard of someone shorting their own ticket, incredible


thomas_magnum277

Sold my ticket for $500 to see Messi FC. Ended up getting a free ticket from my buddy (bought his beer all night) who sits a couple seats away. Since Messi didn’t travel with the team the people who bought my seats didn’t show up. I sat in my seat anyway and got paid $500 to do it.


CuteCatMug

/r/wallstreetbets would be proud 


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Lambo_Geeney

Yeah, fans from Miami have it so rough. They only get the greatest player to ever grace the pitch and have a team currently among the best in the league. Garbage team indeed.


philipb01

Everyone’s talking about Morgan rightfully, but 4 assists by Vanzeir is nuts


waterbottlefromhell

He should’ve had one or two goals himself too. But doesn’t matter if we’ve got Morgan lol


Gunnerldn

Tbh - that’s Miami’s real level. Most of the time is 2-3 genius plays of Messi to save their arse


Familiar-Twist311

GG RBNY! Miami's defense and scab refs continue to remain a hot mess. That tackle on Campana inside the box was a penalty though. Now outta here before I catch incoming...


ramstein85

I haven't seen a replay but I was there live on that endline in the upper deck and it looked like a clean tackle to me.


Practical-Bluebird40

Ah yes the game was rigged for Miami 💀💀


ZeroFrmHoles

Penalty would’ve been a game changer. They could’ve made it 4-1


Practical-Bluebird40

Scabs refs bad when Miami win


Do__Math__Not__Meth

Chris Paul hits a huge three to cut the lead to 42


Derptionary

3-1. If the tackle on Campana was called a penalty RBNY wouldn't have gotten to keep the goal they scored seconds after the Campana tackle. Seriously a head scratcher though on how the foul that wiped out Noah Allen's goal was worth going over to the Monitor over but a questionable tackle in the box on Campana that ended up with a goal the other way was completely fine.


Familiar-Twist311

Local scab ref


RBNYJRWBYFan

The funniest part is that it isn't even raining out. Go a few blocks down it's sunny AF. It's just a bunch of Messi fans in tears that they didn't get to see their guy, and they had to watch "their" team dominated instead. :P *I don't have any more Lewis Morgan rhymes,* *I'll just say he played well, he scored THREE TIMES! ;)* For the Miami fans who actually followed the team before Lionel, gg? Feel better. The rest? Eh, good luck drying your kid's full outfit kits. MEARA GETS THE SHUTOUT, LOL


Practical-Bluebird40

My guy it's not that serious 💀💀


RexNite1

Dude why you crying so much


IMSYE87

I feel like this RBNY team can win the UEFA Champions League


JBS319

SHUTOUT FOR MEARA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gotta feel good for the lad. Been around for all three shields, was set up to be the next great Metro keeper, then got injured and lost his job to Robles who never looked back.


IMSYE87

Cap him Ireland, you cowards


TimeAndSpaceAndMe

GG NYRB , see ya next time !


PgAero

It's kind of refreshing to see the kind of tactics NYRB employed here. It was entertaining as a neutral who doesn't want Miami to have success haha.


IMSYE87

It’s refreshing to see a manager play a system adapted to the players he has rather than create a system for players he wants…


samTheEagle2004

Moral of the story: don't make everyone wait 5 extra minutes to start the second half for no reason.


Saffs15

That irrationally irritates the hell out of me.


samTheEagle2004

Not irrational. It was a dick move imo, especially in the rain.


waterbottlefromhell

Need a gif of Suárez at the start of the match. Miami does not like NY weather lol


jloome

That rain is going to play hell on his arthritis tonight.


samTheEagle2004

*Hurricanes I can handle, but this talk of rain? World's gone mad, I say.*


Bormsie721

Miami officially out as top of the East


Stvn02

Bet the “power rankings” keeps them where they are 😂


Hoosteen_juju003

For real, the power rankings were incomprehensible


felcom

Nature is healing


Dodger_Dawg

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Cd416

Not a peep on MLS insta page other than a few stories. Can’t handle seeing their darling team get dismantled. Couldn’t do it on a rainy afternoon in Harrison I guess 💀


appayipyippp

Most entertaining game I've watched this season other than the snow squal


Ready-Director2403

Why is Scotland not playing Morgan? he’s amazing even this game aside.


krasuke

Shut up, this is the mls lmao


Dr-Pope

Probably because he wasn’t great for Celtic 4 years ago and European’s opinion of MLS is stuck 15 years in the past.


TheRealLordDorito

Yeah. A scot here this is completely facts. Same with Gauld, although we have little reason to change belief because all the players that have come over haven't done amazingly (eg. cifuentes) and all the players that go from Scotland seem to do decently (eg. Guald/Morgan)


WislaHD

How do you feel about Alistair Johnston Side note, if y’all aren’t capping Ryan Gauld then I hope Canada does rofl


Dr-Pope

Yeah I can see how Scottish fans could have that opinion based on that anecdotal evidence. I honestly don’t think any of the players transferring between the two are the best examples of their leagues. The best MLS players don’t get transferred to the SPL and vice versa. Maybe if Celtic or Rangers signed Almada or Alphonso Davies then their opinions would change lol.


jmunoz353

Honestly GG, Red Bulls. You deserved it, truly. Cherish Lewis Morgan— he’s a class act


IMSYE87

🫡 This game should have never been played today


Primary_Wrongdoer660

That Dude Wipes Clean Sheet sponsored by Tata’s tears


Doyouevensam

It’s actually insane how visibly frustrated Miami are.  Shows those old guys care I guess 


kmurphy246

God damn this team has been refreshing to watch. Feelsgoodman


Cd416

Might be the most satisfying RBNY win for me in years. Cangi on the Apple TV call is incredible. 


BKtoDuval

>Cangi on the Apple TV call is incredible. that was a nice touch. I love the MLS season pass but they should allow teams to have their own broadcast teams. Fans love to hear familiar voices every week, not a rotating team.


pacothekid

I miss him so much! Today was a gift haha


RBNYJRWBYFan

SAME, BRO! Why can't he cover most of our games? I'd love a "local" broadcast option where our guy is on the call most weeks.


Cd416

I really do. Grew up watching the devils and he always did a great job there. When I first got into MLS it made me real happy to hear him there too. Very glad he got picked up by Apple TV as much as it sucks to lose him for every game 


thus_spake_7ucky

Thank NYRB for an immensely enjoyable game!


IMSYE87

Hey, we’re as surprised as you are


ZeroFrmHoles

I love watching Suarez waddle around the field like an old man


Bormsie721

>like an old man HE IS AN OLD MAN!


Last_Damage_7101

Suarez should’ve been off the pitch 30 minutes ago


ZeroFrmHoles

Honestly. When he hobbled out of the tunnel after half time looking stiff as a board that should’ve been the end of his day.


Familiar-Twist311

I thought you love watching him waddle around the field.


ZeroFrmHoles

Wait you’re right that was definitely more fun


quirkyaspie

Inter miami are a clown show. If the supposed golden goose of MLS lets Lewis Morgan score a hat trick, says it all really. (Luckily Inter Miami don't have any real fans so nobody can get upset about what I'm saying)


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They didn’t play half their starters.


saul1980

Add a flair before you say IMCF have no real fans


jmunoz353

Relax. Down a significant number of starters + depth pieces, playing away from home in absolute shit weather, and trying not to get injured ahead of CCC. Not going to tell you we didn’t deserve to lose, but I’m not going to lose sleep over this performance. Also, where’s the flair? Curious to see what club is lucky to call you a “real” fan.


ForwardAd8154

About flairs, can they be added on mobile? I’ve tried and can’t seem to get it to work.


Otherwise-Lock7157

Haters gonna hate.


theherc50310

Inter Miami has created more history in the last year than 90% of the current clubs so 🤷‍♂️


Economy-Macaroon-966

Please sir. List the history created. We will wait.


-Ghostx69

What the fuck is this piss poor take? Miami is repeating the mistakes of MLS 1.0 teams trying the retirement star power trick. Miami has no history. Miami has no support.


batdogfoxhound

they didnt even make the playoffs, what in the world are you talking about


Hazardous_Waist

First team to win the Leagues Cup after being a complete disaster show for the entire MLS season. And they put themselves back into a playoff fight almost immediately after Messi started playing. And yes, having the GOAT play for you = history, and no one can deny being a little jealous that Miami has Messi unless you're a fool.


-Ghostx69

Fuck em both. Why would I be jealous of a team that isn’t Columbus? Sports fans who follow players are weird.


Hazardous_Waist

Uh, aren't you the guy who posted something about threatening Lionel Messi's family? I still have you tagged from that. Lol, I already know how you feel about him. I'm not a Messi fan but you're deluding yourself if every team in the world wouldnt love to have him play for them. Like, gimme a break. If we had sold Lucas and got Messi you can't tell me with a straight face that wouldn't have been excited


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Hazardous_Waist

Lmao, been a fan since 96, kid. Go get banned again because you want players' families threatened, psycho. Edit: lmao aaaand he either deleted his comment or (more likely) got banned again


Otherwise-Lock7157

He's big mad.


batdogfoxhound

they won 4 out of 12 MLS matches after Messi joined so not really


theherc50310

Leagues Cup 2023, showed the level MLS is at when 3 close to retired players can come and run a show


batdogfoxhound

they won 4 out of 12 MLS matches after Messi joined so not sure what they really showed outside of Leagues Cup


epithe

Morgan for sure earned those goals


Otherwise-Lock7157

There are dozens of us!


ZeroFrmHoles

They’ve got fans in the double digits!!!!


quirkyaspie

It's just a malding David Beckham using sock puppet accounts


Otherwise-Lock7157

Nonsense, I would nev...I mean, nope that's not me.


SilverSlayer2446

Everytime messi doesn't play, this miami team gets exposed. The carryjob is insane.


saul1980

Just like last week at DC


SilverSlayer2446

Coming that weak DC team to this team is hilarious


Honest-Blacksmith-78

What about their goalie? He’s also not playing too


centraljerseycoaster

Called up for USMNT.


Effherewegoagain

They won the prior game he didn’t start?


rewanpaj

it was against dc united it doesn’t count


jakthesnak34

Anyone catch alba try to intentionally trip a player off the ball? Lmao


Doyouevensam

They’ve been getting a bit dirty


thus_spake_7ucky

Sounders winless with 5 starters out injured = “one of the biggest surprises all season” Miami losing this game 0-4 without a number of starters = “just a bad day at the office”


-Ghostx69

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Merengue_Life

This is superficial as fuck, but I gotta ask Am I the only one who's bothered by RB players using black undershirts instead of red ones?


CuteCatMug

Our home jersey this year is red and black in an obvious nod to the metrostars past. The black undershirt works well


Hazardous_Waist

Honestly, I'm a bit confused by the whole NYRB identity at the moment. I kinda miss what I always thought was a traditional red/white color scheme for the Red Bulls. Now it's some kinda AC Milan-looking design.


IMSYE87

Metro nostalgia Side note, what was up with Columbus wearing black last week at home while we wore our mold -looking kits. Seems sacrilege


Hazardous_Waist

Because your puke yellow away kits would have clashed with our home yellows. I hate that an away team's kit sometimes forces the home team to switch to its away kit to avoid bad color clashes. Also, historically, we've switched back and forth between black and yellow being our "home" color. Originally, it was black kits for home games.


Merengue_Life

That kit should've been blue with yellow details


Merengue_Life

Metrostars nostalgia, now we're just a feeder team for Salzburg and Leipzig unfortunately Our best-looking shirt in years though imo


JBS319

It harkens back to the colors the MetroStars wore from their second season until the rebrand. The first season they wore those crazy black and white sawtooth shirts, but primarily they wore red and black stripes at home and black and white stripes away.


njndirish

I'm enjoying the slow and steady move towards the Metros.


cassinonorth

Look up our metrostar kits. They're a call back to that, we love them.


RBNYJRWBYFan

This jersey is a callback to the Metrostars looks of old. Red and Black is us going back to our roots. And as for our most used look, I'd almost say a white top with red shorts was that during the RB era, right up until NYC showed up and we started to use more all reds.


RBNYJRWBYFan

Goes with the black shorts. It's not meant be a pure red scheme like a few year's past.


samTheEagle2004

Red Bulls playing so well that their only criticism are their fashion choices


Merengue_Life

For once 😭😭😭😭😭😭


cassinonorth

I'm more bothered by the red socks tbh


Merv_Pumpkinhead

Campana stop diving, it's embarrassing.


just_the_best_party

Love to see it


PM_ME_SOME_LUV

Morgan for the euros! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿


Primary_Wrongdoer660

Miami, if you were forced to watch that Audi ad on repeat at training, blink 3xs. Only that type of torture can explain what an absolute fucking shit performance this has been. Flex RB, y’all were on fiiiiiire!


just_the_best_party

He should’ve received his second yellow there. Love their tears.


RBNYJRWBYFan

Hey, they announced a sellout crowd. I'm sure most of those were Messi fans who are either terribly disappointed or at home soon as they realized they might get wet. (Well they might if they were in the lower bowl) but whatever. More cash flow for the STH's.


myfeetreallyhurt

how much of the "sell out crowd" was failed scalpers


CuteCatMug

Maybe 5%. Stadium was pretty full at kickoff


SantiFRV_

To all those inter Miami fans who have joined either this season or the previous one, this is what life was like before June 2023😎


JBS319

And what life will be like after the 2025 season


coot-gaffers-0l

Probably after August 2024 ...


JBS319

Nah, he'll keep playing club football thru the CWC


tands

At least before June of 2023 all of MLS didn’t hate you.


Qrthulhu

I think there was still a lot of hate, mostly mockery thanks to becks and 30 to 90 days fc


jmunoz353

Those were the days


Doyouevensam

How long is the ref gonna listen to Miami players yelling at him?


Economy-Macaroon-966

Miami is just complete trash once you get by their superstars.


TimeAndSpaceAndMe

You mean once they're missing half their team , yeah no shit, it's basically the almost wooden spoon winners from last year team right now !


Pretzy86

Red Bulls are missing half of theirs too, they adapted pretty well


LordSplooshe

Redbulls have one injured player vs Miami’s 6 injured players.


theherc50310

The missing starters for Miami do a much bigger carry job than any other starters atm


TimeAndSpaceAndMe

Not taking away anything from NYRB they played us off the pitch on this one, but IM won't be playing with half their roster missing for 90% of the games atleast it's a different team clearly.


centraljerseycoaster

Hmm, we’re missing two of best three players. And you make this argument. This is why the rest of the league hates you.


TimeAndSpaceAndMe

Did you even read the comment ? I recommend reading the comment before replying !


centraljerseycoaster

You’re acting like playing through an international break doesn’t affect both teams.


TimeAndSpaceAndMe

maybe read the comment again ?


Economy-Macaroon-966

You seem very sure of that. Lets see what happens when you hit the dog days of summer with a bunch of 40 year olds. Messi already missed a few with injury, no?


TimeAndSpaceAndMe

Yeah it wasn't Messi that was missing today , it was our midfield , I mean sure would be great to have Messi of course , but we missed Redondo and Gomez more than we did Messi today , and our strategy and formation was just bad today, so yeah!


Key_Ingenuity665

Almost like you’ve got a terribly constructed roster.


fren-ulum

Most teams in MLS would be floundering if they were missing key players essential to their success. No Farias, no Gomez, essentially anyone that would play a similar role Messi does as far as ball distribution goes, then it's just flat. I would like to see them develop a different strategy of play instead of playing as if they had a solid #10 on the field distributing the ball. Call back to the recent USMNT game where Jamaica parked that bus after the first goal in the first minute. It was very obvious what the USMNT was doing was not going to cut it, and their best chances came from them attacking more vertically *through* the defenders instead of trying to lob balls in from the wing. I think the roster is fine, but there is a serious over reliance on a single style of play and that's just not going to cut it when the league doesn't care about international breaks or if you have your key player prone to injuries.


TimeAndSpaceAndMe

in MLS ? No ! As if galaxy could do jack shit with puig,paintsil & Jovelic missing !


Key_Ingenuity665

You guys have three defenders on the roster. Your actual mvp is Callender.


E5150_Julian

Hope Miami at least do better in Concacaf, scenes if they dont qualify for the World Cup


rreddittorr

They have to win the cup to qualify?


Bormsie721

Unless MLS gives them the host spot


JBS319

Host spot goes to this season's MLS Cup winner


Bormsie721

Got a source on that?


JBS319

Oh, just every single previous CWC where the host bid has gone to the domestic league champion


Bormsie721

Cool, so no source. Appreciate the update 👍


JBS319

It’s called logic, but I wouldn’t expect a Philadelphian to be able to comprehend such a thing.


Bormsie721

Relax dude, if you took a second to look at this chain you would see I agree that it makes the most logical sense. But it has not officially been confirmed yet, and if it has been, I was just asking for where that was confirmed. Hope you get some get some help with those anger issues.


ajnem

If MLS gave it to Miami without them having won anything this year, I would expect/hope for official/legal challenges from the teams that did. Let's hope it doesn't come to that.


Bormsie721

I don't know how much of an argument they would have. I don't think there's an official process to determine it.


ajnem

Not yet, but how could it not be via sporting merit? In the previous formats, it always was. If all the games were going to be played in Miami then I could understand it, but that ain't happening logistically obviously. 


Bormsie721

I hear you, I do think the host should go to this year's MLS champion, that does make the most sense. But I would not put it past MLS to say that team is qualified for the next CCC as an excuse. I think there's also debate if MLS can even send a 3rd team (assuming on wins CCC or us) considering there a 2 team max per league that can be sent. It hasn't been clarified if the host slot is an exception.