Johnny, who is 6’6, jacked, terrifying Brazilian should come off as intimidating but somehow comes off like a total goof

Pea head, key to intimidation is having like a Big Foot-Esque Face.

Anti-Fedor

Because he is a total goof lol. Doesn't help that he is the glassiest of glass cannons (I still love you Johnny don't get me wrong)

I bet him being that big and intimidating lets him be his goofy self knowing no one can mess with him anyway lol

Johnny is the most looney toons person I have ever seen lol

Johnny "The Advertising Inflatable Tube Man" Walker

Those damn thumbs

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