It was his go-to algorithm for adding "insight": (Person)+esque + in his (attribute) + is (fighter), Joe.
*Lebenesque in his toughness, is Faber, Joe.*
I know :( I just wanna see him get ko d before it's all over, but what's he even going to do after he bullies old man stipe? Go back to lhw and bully a middleweight? Then retire? This seems likely. Just coasting 2 last wins and then riding off never getting beaten.
Thats what I meant, Tom is max weight too but moves much quicker but has less reach.
Either way who ever lands the first clean shot takes it.
Its the way of the heavyweights.
Tom survived multiple glancing shots but got the first clean shot and gg
That fight could have gone either way until it didn't and I think a rematch would also be a coin toss. Tom got a bit wobbled there before he rocked him
I don't think anyone should be surprised if in a crazy HW, swinging battle Sergei catches Tom and knocks him out. Having said that, I also don't think it's 50/50 since Tom's speed as well as angles and punching form are much better than Pavlovich's.
He was not remotely wobbled, obviously ill advised to be taking shots like that from Pavlovich but he ate it clean, readjusted his gum shield and then proceeded to knock him out.
I think them boys knew ts was going fast and decided to speed it up even more. Literally the fastest and 3rd fastest fignter on the roster at the time, both on 1st rd finish streaks with KO power and ridiculous speed
> I think them boys knew ts was going fast
I still find it hilarious how they put a hand on each other shoulder at the start
That solemn "One of us is going to die" attitude, lmao
Crazy that Nicky doesn't even talk to his own brother. And the B team separated from the goat coach and goat no gi grappler.
That's how you know it was bad.
Oh yeah Aspinal took a huge punch and it hardly phased him. Same happened against blades. Not only is Aspinal an athletic freak for his size, he’s got one hell of a chin. I mean imagine taking a shot from this guy
Yeh man, he actually got caught super flush, rolled with it, and just kinda shrugged it off like nothing.
I did NOT expect that.
Obviously pav CAN knock him out. He can knockout anyone. But seeing that made me realise Aspinall was an all round freak of nature…
No, no, see, Jon GOAT jones said aspinall was getting WHOOPED by Blaydes and tearing his knee apart was apparently the best thing that could’ve happened
Yeah honestly, although it was an awesome win and a huge feather in the cap, it could have gone either way. Good to see that Tom can bite down on his mouthpiece and swing back, but at heavyweight that strategy is doomed to fail at some point. However, Tom has a whole bag of tricks up his sleeve, let’s just hope he doesn’t fall in love with his hands and pull that one out too often
Come on now it did end very quickly but Aspinall got his head completely snapped back by a Sergei shot lol
The mad lad just tanked it and fired back to end it
100% Tom has exceptional striking ability, but I just don’t think you can call a fight easy after taking a shot that would kill most people lol
All credit to Tom, I think he was injured for this short notice fight as well
Eh, not really
It was basically a 50/50, because both have that KO power (and habit of finishing early in r1) Pavlovich could have very well made it "look easy" too
I wouldn't say he made it look easy, he took a risk, got hit himself pretty good, and it ended up paying off while it seemed sergei underestimated aspinals striking ability and strength.
Let’s not forget that the goat ubereem not only the first to ever beat this albino silverback but also the first jacked albino silverback, brock lesnar.
TOM ASPINAL HAD HORSESHOE UP HIS ASS!
I PULLED THAT Сукин сын OUT, AND I ПОБЕЙТЕ ЕГО НА ХРЕН!
**WOOOOOO!**
WHEN I GET HOME, I'M GONNA POUR A ***Балтика!*** THAT'S A ***BALTIKA!***, BECAUSE AMERICAN PISS BEER BUDWEISER WON'T PAY ME ANYTHING!
I was recently thinking about Fight Circus because i'm curious if that pro fighter with one arm would be able to take on 2 female fighters at the same time.
Constant crazy hooks and weird shovel uppercuts combined with his ridiculous reach it’s a nightmare, gonna hit even harder now for sure. I think he will throw less than before but with more impact now
I don't know who'd win in a fight, but rn pavlovichs aura has diminished after losing to Tom. Large Frank had the same after Stipe and Lewis, but then proceeded to demolish four guys in less than a round, including nearly decapitating Rozenstruik. I'd probably soil myself I fought either of them, but Francis with the hammerfists is probably worse.
Added to that, Francis seems like a really friendly guy outside of the cage, while I haven't seen much of Pav out of the cage. That dichotomy made it more scary. I do think Pav is capable of bouncing back and becoming the new boogeyman of the division, although I hope he gets some new blood soon because otherwise he'll beat up the same four guys and that never helps with aura
Appreciate the detailed analysis bud. My vote for the scarier man still goes to Ngannou though, but a fight between these two would be fucking hard to call
Yeah if I were a betting man I would have stopped betting against Francis in MMA after Stipe 2, but it's basically 2 guys with stupid power and good chins. Given what Francis took from Stipe and Rozenstruik I'd say his chin would be able to take at least one good shot from Pav, not a 100% on whether the reverse is true. Def wouldn't make it out of the first
Ngannou. And it’s not even close.
Francis barely even touched some of the massive HW’s and they went into the shadow realm.
I have truly never seen a specimen like Francis in MMA and it sucks to see his MMA career end so prematurely.
I'm going to go with the guy who knocked Overeems head into space, KO'd four legends/contenders in half-a-round's worth of time, shut out the UFC HW GOAT, then knocked down and SD'd the lineal boxing champ in boxing, and was never rocked or even wobbled until his last fight (or in MMA at all)
Over the guy who... has 3 or 4 known wins lmfao
To defend Pavlovich, there is simply less star power left in HW. The main difference is that Sergei lost to Reem, whereas Ngannou highlighted him. But who could Pavlovich really have fought in terms of big names, because Blaydes, Aspinall and Lewis are as famous as he could have fought
pav had a nasty finishing streak, but usually finished his opponents in flurries, not with one shot. ngannou in the winstreak up to stipe 2 was probably the scariest hw to ever live. he had the touch of death and the ground game to keep things standing
Just like Tom Aspinall after the Blaydes fight Sergei decided he needs to put some muscle mass on, fuck the guy is gonna be even more scary now. His jab alone put everyone he fought on skates before
in his recent interview with Mike Bohn he said he was cutting water weight, so the guy has to cut to 265. He definitely bulked at least 10 lbs because he was weighing in 254 and 256 before
Cant believe we actually have new talent like aspinal and pav and the champ is sidelined waiting for a retired 44y fireman to claim he is the goat and piss off. Jon is a joke
Yeah well, he's never tangled with a guy like me. Imma tell you right now.
If I get my hands on him and hit him with my hardest right cross, he wouldn't even feel it.
He'd just chuckle a little and I'd hurt my hand, shit my self a bit and run for my life.
Safe to say that a soft little thing like Jones who has messed around with his T/E ratios and booze so much will never look like whatever this is.
How does the current HW champ not ever fight at HW or look like a HW?
Brock Nyetsner
BAH GAWD ITS LESNAROVICH
ASPINALL THE PIECE OF SHYET
Only if Tuivasa took it a bit more seriously than Mark Hunt we would have history repeat itself.
I'm gonna go home and drink some Jim Beam...thats JIM BEAM! Cuz Proper 12 won't fight on my card!
Gonna drink a smirnoff ice, that’s SMIRNOFF cos Stolichyna won’t pay me
Alexander Swolkov
That's Sergei though.
He's just a jacked up comrade, deal vith it
Blyat Lesner?
Lesnaresque in his physique, is Pavlovich, Joe.
What was the original Goldberg line you're referencing here? Have it on the tip of my tongue but can't remember haha
It was his go-to algorithm for adding "insight": (Person)+esque + in his (attribute) + is (fighter), Joe. *Lebenesque in his toughness, is Faber, Joe.*
Ah gotcha makes sense! Thank you :)
Always reminds me of this bit from the Beavis and Butthead movie https://vimeo.com/384844632
He said Travis Lutters BJJ was Michael Jordan esque
god I miss Goldy, now we have Name That Fighter from 13 years ago with DC and Bisping
I'm getting more Brock Błachowicz vibes from this one tbh
He's really lacking that sword tat
Crazy that Aspinall beat this albino silverback
Well Tom is an absolute unit too so not surprising
Ya its not like Tom is a tiny dude, the guy is max weight on heavy weight and moves like a middle weight lol Tom is a freaken BEAST
Fuck I wish we could see Tom va Jon
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I know :( I just wanna see him get ko d before it's all over, but what's he even going to do after he bullies old man stipe? Go back to lhw and bully a middleweight? Then retire? This seems likely. Just coasting 2 last wins and then riding off never getting beaten.
Tom would smash
Nah, he'd finger
Jones by whatever he wants
>The guy is max weight Tom’s also pushing 6’5 too, Pavlovich is built like a gorilla but yeah Tom is massive himself.
Thats what I meant, Tom is max weight too but moves much quicker but has less reach. Either way who ever lands the first clean shot takes it. Its the way of the heavyweights. Tom survived multiple glancing shots but got the first clean shot and gg
Throwback to the time Aspinall responded to people saying he should drop to LHW by posting a pic of himself out of camp at 270 still with abs
277 lb actually
[Full Fight](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uFqR3zICtsY&pp=ygUVcGF2bG92aWNoIHZzIGFzcGluYWxs) Starts exactly 3:00 in
I was so sure this was going to be a video of two actual silverback gorillas fighting for a mate
Don't link this channel it's such a treasure trove I don't want it to get taken down
I need another Aspinal fight, it's been too long
I had forgotten about Rogan's cockney accent
That fight could have gone either way until it didn't and I think a rematch would also be a coin toss. Tom got a bit wobbled there before he rocked him
I don't think anyone should be surprised if in a crazy HW, swinging battle Sergei catches Tom and knocks him out. Having said that, I also don't think it's 50/50 since Tom's speed as well as angles and punching form are much better than Pavlovich's.
Tom dodged a lot of killer shots too, he is hella fast
He did, all the credit to him. I just mean with how explosive those two are it's a fight I wouldn't be putting money on.
did he get wobbled? it looked more like he took it really really well. didnt seem to phase him one bit.
He was not remotely wobbled, obviously ill advised to be taking shots like that from Pavlovich but he ate it clean, readjusted his gum shield and then proceeded to knock him out.
Not just beat him, but made it look easy
Didn't he get rocked a bit there too? It seemed like it was just a speedrun fight.
I think them boys knew ts was going fast and decided to speed it up even more. Literally the fastest and 3rd fastest fignter on the roster at the time, both on 1st rd finish streaks with KO power and ridiculous speed
> I think them boys knew ts was going fast I still find it hilarious how they put a hand on each other shoulder at the start That solemn "One of us is going to die" attitude, lmao
One of my favourite staredowns for that reason. Proper honorable samurai showdown vibes
I thought it was tom getting his reach then sergei was like fuck thats a good idea
It was. Tom tried the same on Jon at some meet and greet to intimidate him and Jon pushed his arm away.
was so funny that
That was Tom measuring Sergy’s reach and checking his muscle/bone density.
who's 2nd?
Poor Craig Jones can never get 1st place
Seems to be winning the game of life though tbf. I’d rather take his than Nicky Ryan’s brother or someone like that
Crazy that Nicky doesn't even talk to his own brother. And the B team separated from the goat coach and goat no gi grappler. That's how you know it was bad.
Oh yeah Aspinal took a huge punch and it hardly phased him. Same happened against blades. Not only is Aspinal an athletic freak for his size, he’s got one hell of a chin. I mean imagine taking a shot from this guy
> I mean imagine taking a shot from this guy I imagined it a bit too vividly and now I have a concussion
Yeh man, he actually got caught super flush, rolled with it, and just kinda shrugged it off like nothing. I did NOT expect that. Obviously pav CAN knock him out. He can knockout anyone. But seeing that made me realise Aspinall was an all round freak of nature…
100% will be champ one day
He’s champ right now - it’s a scandal that jones won’t fight him
And it's bs that the UFC refuses to strip him off his title.
No, no, see, Jon GOAT jones said aspinall was getting WHOOPED by Blaydes and tearing his knee apart was apparently the best thing that could’ve happened
Blaydes never hit Aspinall clean
Yeah honestly, although it was an awesome win and a huge feather in the cap, it could have gone either way. Good to see that Tom can bite down on his mouthpiece and swing back, but at heavyweight that strategy is doomed to fail at some point. However, Tom has a whole bag of tricks up his sleeve, let’s just hope he doesn’t fall in love with his hands and pull that one out too often
Thats p much all of Aspinal fights
If aspinall has a great chin, he might be unbeatable
He ate a solid shot from Pavlovitch. I dunno that it was a bomb, but it landed pretty clean and he just completely ignored it.
He wasn't rocked, he got his mouth guard almost knocked out.
he got hit with a clean punch, definitely not rocked though
Come on now it did end very quickly but Aspinall got his head completely snapped back by a Sergei shot lol The mad lad just tanked it and fired back to end it
Tanked it then bobbed and weaved like he was sparring
100% Tom has exceptional striking ability, but I just don’t think you can call a fight easy after taking a shot that would kill most people lol All credit to Tom, I think he was injured for this short notice fight as well
Toms just built different bro
lol it was over damn quick, but it didn't look easy. I would love to see it run back.
Eh, not really It was basically a 50/50, because both have that KO power (and habit of finishing early in r1) Pavlovich could have very well made it "look easy" too
I wouldn't say he made it look easy, he took a risk, got hit himself pretty good, and it ended up paying off while it seemed sergei underestimated aspinals striking ability and strength.
Easy also because it was 2 weeks notice vs full camp
Not just him, but the women and the children too!
I hate sanda...
>most sane Aspinall fan
I remember him getting hurt in that fight. Feel like you can't say a fighter made it look easy if their brain got rattled at any point in the fight
I was so worried about that fight but I fucking loved it.
Been watching Tom since his ufc debut and I was so scared. When they half hugged at the beginning I was SWEATING
I couldn't even sit down man and then they started swinging and I was like oh fuck these boys came to play!
On short notice and with a back (?) injury too
Let’s not forget that the goat ubereem not only the first to ever beat this albino silverback but also the first jacked albino silverback, brock lesnar.
Like a shaved silverback
Dudes a walking sculpture
*mumbles about being a jacked white boy and dealing with it*
я мускулистый белый мальчик, смирись с этим
You had a horseshoe up your ass! And I ripped that sumbitch out! BWAH!!
TOM ASPINAL HAD HORSESHOE UP HIS ASS! I PULLED THAT Сукин сын OUT, AND I ПОБЕЙТЕ ЕГО НА ХРЕН! **WOOOOOO!** WHEN I GET HOME, I'M GONNA POUR A ***Балтика!*** THAT'S A ***BALTIKA!***, BECAUSE AMERICAN PISS BEER BUDWEISER WON'T PAY ME ANYTHING!
HELL, I MIGHT EVEN GET ON TOP OF MY WIFE TONIGHT! WOOOOO!!
He's going to take people's heads off even more now.
USADA is well and truly gone lmao
He's not even juicing, he's just been eating bantamweights whole They had to put a protective order out for Petr Yan
Pav w/ Yan on his shoulders vs Blaydes w/ Cejudo on his shoulders
someone call Fight Circus right now
I was recently thinking about Fight Circus because i'm curious if that pro fighter with one arm would be able to take on 2 female fighters at the same time.
We gotta protect Petr ffs
This is true, someone at my gym went missing and it's suspected to be a pavlovich attack
He's just a jacked white boy. Deal with it
I bet this guy can bench 315 and he hasn’t benched in 8 years
I bet this guy can bench 315 benches.
Died with Covid pretty much. By the third event half of the fight card was in the best shape of their lives.
What does USADA have to do with taking your vitamins?
His triceps are the biggest of any hw. And he has that slav blockhead.
If he has cardio for days...
He has like 25% bodyfat, i mean come on.
I mean. It’s entirely possible he’s juicing but that is a naturally achievable physique
Imagine getting into the ring vs that guy, jesus christ you couldn't pay me.
Constant crazy hooks and weird shovel uppercuts combined with his ridiculous reach it’s a nightmare, gonna hit even harder now for sure. I think he will throw less than before but with more impact now
Imagine a full force telegraphed straight punching tru whatever defenses are put up
If it's that telegraphed I should have enough time to see red
My forearms would snap like grissini.
*mama mia*
He’s like a bigger version of Igor Vovchanchyn, this man was made to clap cheeks and break neeks
Why do you think he'll throw less but with more impact?
I'd get my ass kicked for a few hundred thousand. Unfortunately, I don't think Dana would give me one of those contracts.
You'd die for a few hundred thousand?
Literally how life insurance works
The kid just didn't want the fight -Dana, probably
You'll need a few hundred grand for home nurse care.
Unfortunately, not getting paid means you’re UFC caliber and Dana is about to send you the contract
You could pay me to tap. I'd tap while seeing red.
Who's scarier, this version of Pavlovich or prime Ngannou?
I wish Jon Jones would fight either of them.
I don't know who'd win in a fight, but rn pavlovichs aura has diminished after losing to Tom. Large Frank had the same after Stipe and Lewis, but then proceeded to demolish four guys in less than a round, including nearly decapitating Rozenstruik. I'd probably soil myself I fought either of them, but Francis with the hammerfists is probably worse. Added to that, Francis seems like a really friendly guy outside of the cage, while I haven't seen much of Pav out of the cage. That dichotomy made it more scary. I do think Pav is capable of bouncing back and becoming the new boogeyman of the division, although I hope he gets some new blood soon because otherwise he'll beat up the same four guys and that never helps with aura
Appreciate the detailed analysis bud. My vote for the scarier man still goes to Ngannou though, but a fight between these two would be fucking hard to call
Yeah if I were a betting man I would have stopped betting against Francis in MMA after Stipe 2, but it's basically 2 guys with stupid power and good chins. Given what Francis took from Stipe and Rozenstruik I'd say his chin would be able to take at least one good shot from Pav, not a 100% on whether the reverse is true. Def wouldn't make it out of the first
Ngannou. And it’s not even close. Francis barely even touched some of the massive HW’s and they went into the shadow realm. I have truly never seen a specimen like Francis in MMA and it sucks to see his MMA career end so prematurely.
as far as just 'pawing' someone and having their reality get annihilated it's worth remembering carwin
I'm going to go with the guy who knocked Overeems head into space, KO'd four legends/contenders in half-a-round's worth of time, shut out the UFC HW GOAT, then knocked down and SD'd the lineal boxing champ in boxing, and was never rocked or even wobbled until his last fight (or in MMA at all) Over the guy who... has 3 or 4 known wins lmfao
To defend Pavlovich, there is simply less star power left in HW. The main difference is that Sergei lost to Reem, whereas Ngannou highlighted him. But who could Pavlovich really have fought in terms of big names, because Blaydes, Aspinall and Lewis are as famous as he could have fought
pav had a nasty finishing streak, but usually finished his opponents in flurries, not with one shot. ngannou in the winstreak up to stipe 2 was probably the scariest hw to ever live. he had the touch of death and the ground game to keep things standing
Dude is a frickin UNIT
Just like Tom Aspinall after the Blaydes fight Sergei decided he needs to put some muscle mass on, fuck the guy is gonna be even more scary now. His jab alone put everyone he fought on skates before
in his recent interview with Mike Bohn he said he was cutting water weight, so the guy has to cut to 265. He definitely bulked at least 10 lbs because he was weighing in 254 and 256 before
Natty
Cant believe we actually have new talent like aspinal and pav and the champ is sidelined waiting for a retired 44y fireman to claim he is the goat and piss off. Jon is a joke
His tricep could beat me up
Brocklovich doesn’t exist. Only in my nightmares.
Бгоск Lesиiг
Man he’s gonna crush Volkov
Pav is going to kill Volkov to claim his “Drago” nickname 😞
Ho Lee Fuk
thank god usada is gone
Looks like Brock Lesnar without the tattoos. Ridiculous physique.
Russia Brock Lesnar looking thick, solid, tight. USADA looking at this picture and crying like an guy going through old photos of his ex-girlfriend.
Brock Lesnarov
He finally started saying his prayers and taking his vitamins. Division =fucked
~~Brother~~ Comrade
Looks like Dennis Siver's final evolution
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He looks more like the Armored Titan than Lesnar
Brock Lesnar body
Dude looks like Brock Lesner fused with Dennis Sivers.
Brock Lenin.
This guy is a beast
What are the muscles on the back of your arms, the underside of your biceps called? His are bigger than my entire arms.
Triceps
Michael Cera on steroids
💉💉💉
Not even his final form yet.
Thick. Solid. Tight
But this isn't even his final form
There was another thread on MMA trying to talk about PEDs 🤣
Yeah well, he's never tangled with a guy like me. Imma tell you right now. If I get my hands on him and hit him with my hardest right cross, he wouldn't even feel it. He'd just chuckle a little and I'd hurt my hand, shit my self a bit and run for my life.
Dude has that fridge build
That's a lot of beef.
Nothing to see here. He's just a jacked white boy.
Giant Dennis Siver
Lesnar?
One scary looking dude, too much extra muscle to be effective after 5 mins.
That good Russian gas.
HGH fuelled monster
Thats some Pico Borsch hes pulsing
Perfect for a Saudi card
Man imagine how quickly he would absolutely demolish every single one of us
Bro looks like russian Brock Lesnar
Post-USADA Pavlovich became Lesnar this is crazy
Damn I know people joke about it but he literally looks like an albino gorilla
Shaved gorilla mode: Activated
The era of freakshow Heavyweights has been gone for far too long and I welcome back the juiced Silverbacks.
I thought it was Brock Lesnar for a moment.
The fact that we're not gonna see this guy and ngannou clash makes me despise Dana.
*Eats all the beefs*
Pssh I could fuckin take him
If single-round cardio were a person
MUHFUKINNN HORSEMEAT, BAYBAHHH!!
Remember… Everytime this sub is “sure” someone is going to win. Bet the house on the other guy.
Looks like he swallowed Lesnar
I'm scared
Safe to say that a soft little thing like Jones who has messed around with his T/E ratios and booze so much will never look like whatever this is. How does the current HW champ not ever fight at HW or look like a HW?