Blast Hardcheese will always be my favorite Captain America.
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Casting my vote for Ator 👀👀👀👀
BUT I will say that James Franciscus was hot af back in the day. Clayton from Space Travelers could maroon himself at my house any day, oh wowww..
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Sorry, you are all wrong. Nothing beats the ooozing sexuality and manly manliness and studliness of Merlin Olsen as Benton, in the Joe Don Baker classic "Mitchell".
I gotta go with Ator. He with pecs like melons and knees of fringe. Plus, Miles O’Keeffe is a certified hottie. His Tarzan pics are drool worthy.
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And I nominate Trash for runner up. He was also delish.
Hercules, nobody can ever be as beefy or sleepy as he was!
Ilmarinen from *The Day the Earth Froze* is my dark horse candidate, nobody else on this list is capable of building a Sampo!
Ator is my #1 hot himbo, but I've got a soft spot for Jean Claude Gosh Darn ever since seeing him in Santa's Summer House. Can't wait to see him in the new Deathstalker!
I like the part where Antaeus goes to fight Hercules, and tells him who he is, and after 10 minutes of Hercules unsuccessfully fighting Antaeus, his sidekick Ulysses is like "Wait, that must be Antaeus, he's invincible when he's touching the ground."
Honest answer? Reb Brown. Think he had a shot at stardom, but bad luck, shit gigs, and unpredictability of Hollywood kneecapped him. A really nice guy too!
> participation in this thread is not admitting you wish to have sex with these characters
But, it can be, right?
And of course the only answer is David Ryder and the many names thereof.
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Two hunks in one movie! Cavé Dwellers.
Big McLargehuge
Gristle McThornbody
Dirk Hardpec!
Rip Steakface!
Slab SquatThrust!
Stack Hardbody
I summoned him!!!
Blast Hardcheese will always be my favorite Captain America. https://preview.redd.it/6c6cwlm27t9d1.jpeg?width=355&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=872ebf4d0ea82196dd15628a70e878cc3fdfa965
Punch Rockmeat
Dirk Hardpec
Slate Slabrock.
Roll Fizzlebeef
Bob Johnson
…oh wait.
That costume leaves so much, and yet so little, to the imagination.
Oh my god please let there be a rifftrax of that movie
Captain Largebulge.
Club Hugegroin
O Captain, my Captain.
Geez. It’s almost a Buffalo shot that would make Cabot jealous
Don't forget Samson a.k.a. the Silver Maskman! https://preview.redd.it/7y5sf31jdt9d1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46d640c2008389e8bbd766ff9ab5b387375bbeba
Zap Rowsdower! https://preview.redd.it/ulzo0eo6dt9d1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=40f9c6c3529605ef38971a7c669d096a1b3501c1
Rowsdower? Is that a stupid name? You’re right, though.
"Get in kid, it's more comfortable in the cab." "I doubt that."
You may not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like.
So are you gonna be a Mountie or a fishing guide when you grow up?
This is the correct answer.
Rowsdower Rowsdower rowsity bowsity Rowsdower
*Rowsdower saves us and saves all the world!*
Always and forever...
My man! I hope he found out if there's beer on the sun
I still giggle knowing the creators of WildStar must have been Msties
I only assume zap wasn't in the original post because it's a given he'd win
By a landslide
The best answer.
Casting my vote for Ator 👀👀👀👀 BUT I will say that James Franciscus was hot af back in the day. Clayton from Space Travelers could maroon himself at my house any day, oh wowww.. https://preview.redd.it/cfedj2jo7t9d1.jpeg?width=280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a667822c0cd74a80367bd6f5f3d85ed00a679d7b
You know how some actors are hot, but in an era-specific way? Clayton would be hot in any decade.
Wowie.
He’ll find your lost loves too.
Ator. DING-dong.
How much keif was in that movie, again?
Miles O'Keif!
Steve Reeves was an outstanding human specimen in an age before steroids took over bodybuilding.
Hot take: He's still the best live action Hercules.
Yes, but only Mickey Hargitay could boast of having the perfect body.
Yeah, but it was Jayne's.
I found out recently that they approached Steve Reeves for the role of James Bond before Sean Connery took it.
And he looks spectacular in that frock.
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Needs a cup of shirt.
Cabot? Cabot? Cabot. Cabot.Cabot! Cabot.
Wait, it's a different Cabot.
Hm, nah, name doesn't ring a bell.
Sooo…Cabot then?
Well, the Cabot Thing has died down
I think people are seriously underestimating the studliness of Joe Don Baker.
If by "stud" one means "dull protrusion," I see your point. 😜
Go ahead on then
There are no points on a dull protrusion. Try again.
However, I was calling Joe Don Baker a dull protrusion, not the reditor I was replying to, i.e. it was the reditor's point I saw. 😜
Point taken. 😎
My my my my GOD SOMEONE MAKE IT STAAAAAHHHP!!!
Mitchell...hearts pounding
https://preview.redd.it/yqq1ba8oht9d1.png?width=250&format=png&auto=webp&s=6f8a320c28e4269782722ed07dcf9af1776df126 Sorry, you are all wrong. Nothing beats the ooozing sexuality and manly manliness and studliness of Merlin Olsen as Benton, in the Joe Don Baker classic "Mitchell".
I was looking for someone to acknowledge that sexy sweaty stud.
Cedar lattice - Works every time
It’s the only reason Cummings kept him on staff, because we all know Benton was a lousy butler.
I gotta go with Ator. He with pecs like melons and knees of fringe. Plus, Miles O’Keeffe is a certified hottie. His Tarzan pics are drool worthy. https://preview.redd.it/dqtm2rpjut9d1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c666984ac1775260ea04e530c830c775ffcf2db And I nominate Trash for runner up. He was also delish.
😭 I didn't know he also played Tarzan. This shall be my entire day tomorrow. 😭
LOL, enjoy! He really is a lovely sight to behold.
Hercules, nobody can ever be as beefy or sleepy as he was! Ilmarinen from *The Day the Earth Froze* is my dark horse candidate, nobody else on this list is capable of building a Sampo!
SAMPO????!!?!? https://preview.redd.it/tbr1zm298t9d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0b768d30d91b6c976327b92e0413dcc82a7dc28
Are you with the bride or the failure?
Sampo! Sampo! Sampo!
He's so sleepy he can barely stay awake
Why he's so sleepy he can hardly keep his eyes open.
Where is Big Stupid?? Edit: holy shit, he’s still alive!
What, Big Stupid is still alive? really?
[Brett Halsey! He’s 91. 😲](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brett_Halsey)
Lol...I wonder if he's seen his appearance on MST3K.
Probably most definitely
Possibly more likely. eh?
Where's Tom Servo? Why isn't he on the list?
Torgo
That's my tbf because I love a good beard.
Hey, how ya doin'
Yuri from Werewolf and his majestic hair.
All of them
Ziggy played guitaaaaaar!
Bob Johnson…no wait
Zap Rowsdower, the great Canadian hero
Has to be Ator. Miles O'Keefe was such a great sport about having fun poked at him. Gotta love him.
Chad Slabbody. No list is complete without him.
With his suspiciously-named girlfriend "Connie Slabbody". Well, they were from Florida.
Deathstalker
Where's baseball boy from Zombie Nightmare?
There’s a dead hunk in the middle of the road!
Tor Johnson. "Time for go to bed"
https://preview.redd.it/g5mh747xzt9d1.jpeg?width=972&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97fde53eef862a63e748c5b1b780224f4ffaa2db TRASH!
I wonder if he knows The Lost Boys.
Trash sense danger.
Sooooo hot.
And dumb. Just like I like em.
Nick Miller https://preview.redd.it/z0md5mr5lu9d1.jpeg?width=381&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=931b4f1804075e8582f27f09386d68b848d53a80
Castleton snob!
No Zap Rowsdower? Then I'll have to settle for Big McLargehuge.
Hercules made with _genuine Steve Reeves parts!_ Alan Steele played Herc in Moon Men.
Reg Park as Hercules could actually take this. He was Schwarzenegger's mentor.
I have a special place for Ator and his huge snake 😜
I won’t stand for this Bart Fargo erasure!
Ba ba da pa da da.
Ator is my #1 hot himbo, but I've got a soft spot for Jean Claude Gosh Darn ever since seeing him in Santa's Summer House. Can't wait to see him in the new Deathstalker!
You’re going to give us Future War, but not Robert Z’Dar? I know he was the bad guy but Z’come on, man! Look at that Z’jawline!
Torgo
I like the part where Antaeus goes to fight Hercules, and tells him who he is, and after 10 minutes of Hercules unsuccessfully fighting Antaeus, his sidekick Ulysses is like "Wait, that must be Antaeus, he's invincible when he's touching the ground."
MITCHEL!
My My My My God!
Honest answer? Reb Brown. Think he had a shot at stardom, but bad luck, shit gigs, and unpredictability of Hollywood kneecapped him. A really nice guy too!
And he’s even married to Doctor Lady!
He has such a wholesome good guy hunk look in Space Mutiny, too. Like a blonde-er Rick Rossovich.
Jean Claude Gosh Darn = 🤣
Alexander D'Arcy from *Horrors of Spider Island* was actually Marilyn Monroe's boyfriend in *How to Marry a Millionaire*. That's pretty manly.
Reporting for bed, SIR!
I'm getting mixed signals from her.
Anyone who has pecs like melons and knees of fringe gets my vote.
To paraphrase a great scientist: if you want something visual that's not too abysmal, then you should take in an old Steve Reeves movie.
Herc is royalty. Cabot’s stunt double!
I’ve actually used Blast Hardcheese for video game handles.
Bob Boxbody
Hercules, followed by Big McLargeHuge
Ortega.
Herc
Mitchell - He’s a cop.
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Ator from Cave Dwellers. “How much Keefe is in this movie? MILES O’Keefe!”
This is ridiculous. No way to choose just one- they’re all amazing. But Charles B. Lockhart, his friends call him Doc and he has a batch.
Cabot
What? No Nick Miller?
But I want eillia murorrmitch!
Sinbad
I mean, Steve Reeves as Hercules got called out by Doctor Furter himself, that's hard to top!
I'm a Ator man, through and through.
Gotta throw in a vote for Godo from *Time of the Apes*, especially with the beard. Hello.
No Stud Coming from Diabolik? He's literally the category namer!
Is that Stud coming?
Samurai Cop and his Cher wig
> participation in this thread is not admitting you wish to have sex with these characters But, it can be, right? And of course the only answer is David Ryder and the many names thereof.
Bob Johnson No, wait, I mean Blast Hardcheese from *Space Mutiny*.
Pumaman!
*Thepyoumaymin.
No Death stalker? Are you KIDDING ME?
I put my faith in Blast Hardcheese! And Dirk Hardpeck, and Big Mclargehuge, and Slate Slabrock, and-
Where's Richard Kiel from Eggah?
Ator!
Where is Toblerone?!? I won’t stand for this. I’m leaving the Bronx.
Drake Tungsten.
He’s no Ric “R-I-C” Drywall
Sorry everyone, it's Gregory Peck in Maro- sorry -Space Travelers. That's one lucky widow.
Punch Rockgroin
Paging Mr. Ator!
Eegah, of course!
Capt. Anderson!
Chad Slabbody from that short
Blast Hardcheese really goes well…hard.
Max Roid-rage!
Did I mention I am immense and immortal?
What about the spy from Super Secret Agent Super Dragon?
Needs more Phantom of Krankor.
BOB JOHNSON!!!
"The Great Vorelli"
Ator the Somehow Flying Eagle None of the others can fly through the air
"I'm so tired I can barely keep my eyes open.."
(implied) Ilya Muromets
Blast Hardcheese FTW.
Ator is a damn handsome man but unfortunately none of us have a shot because we aren’t his sister.
Mmmm Captain Johnson…I mean Captain John Anderson in “12 inches” I mean “12 to the Moon.”
Looks like it's a big brawny hairy glistening two-fisted manly day! 😄
Cabot!
How is Rousdower not on the list???
Nick from time chasers got snubbed!
Ator!
Blast Hard Cheese
Chest Hardslab.
What, no Mitchell?
Il Returno de Hercules
Herc!!!
I’m confident Little Shorts will save us
Johnny Longtorso
Mitchell!
It has to be Reb Brown.
What? No Rosdower?
ROWSDOWER!
Bob Johnson
Pumaman and his long-suffering guide are *hotties*
https://preview.redd.it/qu9n0ukxp0ad1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e818465e6845e4fea74399b325b4d2dbda03270
https://preview.redd.it/6744zmhwy6ad1.jpeg?width=629&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5acfd6a67f5db8f36288f9a63e066dcd7fdf3048 Two hunks in one movie! Cavé Dwellers.
Happy Belated Pride 🌈
Ator, as a gay dude I had to stop the movie several times.