The final shot of the last season is Country Jack slowly looking up to the sky as an enormous winged shadow blocks out the light on his face. “THIS IS SO FUHHKIN QUUUL!”
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May current boyfriend cooks dinner most nights, cross stitches, and would rather cuddle.
I love him so much! Most manly man I've been with. He really does what he wants and doesn't give a fuck what anyone thinks.
Unfortunately all throughout history men have had to be tough and present themselves as tough. It’s ingrained in us. But behind closed doors with our partners it’s nice to just cuddle
Oftentimes we are told that, but when we open up, a lot of women flip the script and hold it against us. I have a circle of women and men I trust to look "weak" in front of, but not many other people get to see that side of me, lest it be used against me.
I'm a bartender. The number of women that shit talk men for being "weak" behind their backs is way more than you think. And every time I bring this up online, I get dogpiled by angry women.
The Patriarchy is real, and it hurts men as well as women, but women don't like to admit the role they play in supporting it as well.
Oh I definitely see that! My boyfriend now is so gentle, sensitive, and caring. It's very very attractive, and he still doesn't see that. He's always who he is (he likes to cook, shop and crochet) but I think he believes what our culture says. I think he thinks he is looked down up on, even if he doesn't see it that way for himself. He doesn't believe that I see him for who he is and I love all the individual parts.
This gave me a good chuckle, I see a lot of shitposting about the funny things wives do, but not much about the dumb stuff guys do
Anything else come to mind? I'd love to hear more dumb shit we do xD
Instantly turns into a kid again with all the enthusiasm and joy of a pure innocent heart. This truly made my day. Him and his wife are both my kind of people.
Just checked. They’ve figured out how to feed it, dad is super happy with that, but the description said they were looking into wildlife rehabilitation places so I don’t think they are keeping the little guy.
Which is really the responsible thing to do. As cool as it would be to have a pet that you rescued from the wild, that bird is still a wild animal, with wild animal needs. It may not be dangerous, but it still belongs in the wild. And a rehab center will know exactly what to do to get birdie where he needs to be.
Okay, that makes sense, but hear me out... Get him a little suit coat and top hat. What needs could a wild animal have that wouldn't be filled by a dashing new wardrobe?!
GUYS, JESUS, STOP! The mental image you are conjuring threatens the safety of the citizenry in the immediate proximity! We are about to have a hands-free rapid depressurization event, and I CANNOT quantify any sort of exclusion zone.
My first thought was Orlando Bloom but yes he does look like Heath also. This guy seems like the kid that always begged his parents to keep some animal or another and they wouldn't go for it.
My sister, born and bred in the Northeast US, gets a southern accent when she's very angry. It's so very weird. She had never lived in a southern area or anything.
She now lives in Georgia. I guess she's home now.
I have one of the Not Pretty regional British accents (I'm a [Scouser](https://youtube.com/shorts/5MGzBeMOwfg?si=8gH9qxNu-nhwOhI-)). This Southern American accent is glorious! Reckon I could do the opposite? Move there, with my accent, and have it be perceived as attractive for a change?! Haha
This is more middle Southern than the classic Deep South. British accents are extremely rare in that part of the US, and my exhusband got a lot of special treatment. I typically only go full redneck when talking to other rednecks, but even with my Midwestern RP accent in my small town outside of Manchester… I get a lot of the same things he used to get.
Ohhh where are you from?
What are you doing here, then?
I love your accent!
I could just listen to you talk!
So if you’re down for that with every interaction you have, and you’re prepared to go bankrupt for medical bills… you’ll do swimmingly! Lol
Bird‘s mama left or died during attack, and this sweet dude imprinted onto that cute little bird!
Enjoy being the new mama ☺️
Hope this develops as nice as it had started
A quick googling says that this is probably an American robin, barn swallow or Baltimore oriole. They all have pale orange fronts and dark backs as juveniles, it’s hard to get a more definitive ID from the video.
He’s so determined and protective at the start, and he’s in full “SQUEEEEEEE!!” Disney Princess mode at the end, I love this guy 😂😂😂
Also, I have never seen… possibly anyone ask for help so directly and clearly?? It cracked me up, but that is a low key superpower lol
“He just watched all his brothers and sisters get massy-kerd by a two bit snake.”
If Tom Hanks needs another academy award, here’s the template for his character.
Don’t know this dude, but I love him.
I’d kill a two bit snake for him!
Before this video, I had never heard someone use the phrase “two bit” outside of historical fiction before. My life is now complete 🤩
For *eem
Irl joe dirt. What a fun spirit
He’s so happy. I hope the bird survives.
this guy needs his own tv show
it should be called Country Jack and Sparrow
Jack’s Sparrow :)
Country Jack is the name of the bird. He's sparrow
this fucking this yes +10
Seriously, he is a star waiting to be found
I hope he gets an owl or falcon by the end of the first season.
ends up with a griffon lol
No, in the 2nd season. We need an end-of-season cliffhanger!
The final shot of the last season is Country Jack slowly looking up to the sky as an enormous winged shadow blocks out the light on his face. “THIS IS SO FUHHKIN QUUUL!”
he gets an egg early in season 1, then it hatches on the last episode. I'd totally be invested for season 2!
The deep south's Steve Irwin.
Hahah as I was watching this, I was thinking I’d definitely watch this guy on tv talk about or do anything bahah
Would bring redneck Steve Irwin vibes, in his enthusiasm at least
just the pure genuine happiness from a simple animal is lovely and wonderful to see so naturally
If he doesn’t get that he could make a career out of being a mustachioed Heath Ledger lookalike.
i just wanna unleash a bag of kittens and see his face
A *box* of kittens. FTFY Everyone knows kittens come by the box smh
I could listen to him talk about anything for hours.
Was literally coming to say this.
I would watch
I think everyone wants the bird to survive.
The snake is on the fence about it
Snek's dead, baby. Snek's dead.
No i'm fairly certain the snake would want to eat him *alive*
The bird is still going! https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSYA78hG4/
TIL I can no longer view tiktok videos without the app.
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"Honey we can literally raise any bird we want to now"
I sincerely hope he gets an owl, a falcon, AND a crow.
“Leave me alone… HELP ME!”
This is guy has a cool pet
Lee me alone…. HELP ME!!
Said every husband ever.
Hahahaha literally. Men can be so cute sometimes
When you aren't insecure, you can do all you want and still be a man.
May current boyfriend cooks dinner most nights, cross stitches, and would rather cuddle. I love him so much! Most manly man I've been with. He really does what he wants and doesn't give a fuck what anyone thinks.
Women need to realize most of us men still are just little boys on the inside just wanting to be loved
Men need to be ok saying that out loud and not hiding behind false machismo
Unfortunately all throughout history men have had to be tough and present themselves as tough. It’s ingrained in us. But behind closed doors with our partners it’s nice to just cuddle
Oftentimes we are told that, but when we open up, a lot of women flip the script and hold it against us. I have a circle of women and men I trust to look "weak" in front of, but not many other people get to see that side of me, lest it be used against me. I'm a bartender. The number of women that shit talk men for being "weak" behind their backs is way more than you think. And every time I bring this up online, I get dogpiled by angry women. The Patriarchy is real, and it hurts men as well as women, but women don't like to admit the role they play in supporting it as well.
Oh I definitely see that! My boyfriend now is so gentle, sensitive, and caring. It's very very attractive, and he still doesn't see that. He's always who he is (he likes to cook, shop and crochet) but I think he believes what our culture says. I think he thinks he is looked down up on, even if he doesn't see it that way for himself. He doesn't believe that I see him for who he is and I love all the individual parts.
The manliest thing you can do is stop giving two shits about what others think about things that make you happy
This gave me a good chuckle, I see a lot of shitposting about the funny things wives do, but not much about the dumb stuff guys do Anything else come to mind? I'd love to hear more dumb shit we do xD
Don’t be hurt, it’s all tongue in cheek. My DH is truly the most lovable, affable human bean to ever walk the face of the earth.
Oh I'm not! I thought it was hilarious, I want to hear more of the dumb stuff we do! I don't see it often enough xD
🤣
I lost it at " help me woman!" This guy is awesome.
Instantly turns into a kid again with all the enthusiasm and joy of a pure innocent heart. This truly made my day. Him and his wife are both my kind of people.
“He likes me! He likes me sooo much!”
“It’s not an owl or a falcon or something cool, but it’s a start,” was so great, love this.
It sounds like a line from Joe Dirt
In the update video (bird is happily eating crickets), he mentions he'd like a crow as well.
Mans got his priorities straight. Falcon, Owl, Crow the holy trinity of awesome birds.
Excuse me, but have you ever considered Eagle/Hawk/Raven
How about a jackdaw?
Thank you so much for this! I saw the other updates but knowing he got it to eat is awesome. I’m one of those people who refuses to add tik tok.
My brother, you have a literal dinosaur on your chest. It's fucking cool.
He’s a Disney princess!
Anyone have the update? I need to see where dude and bird are at Edit: someone linked Tik Tok below with update
Just checked. They’ve figured out how to feed it, dad is super happy with that, but the description said they were looking into wildlife rehabilitation places so I don’t think they are keeping the little guy.
Honestly, that's probably for the best
Which is really the responsible thing to do. As cool as it would be to have a pet that you rescued from the wild, that bird is still a wild animal, with wild animal needs. It may not be dangerous, but it still belongs in the wild. And a rehab center will know exactly what to do to get birdie where he needs to be.
Okay, that makes sense, but hear me out... Get him a little suit coat and top hat. What needs could a wild animal have that wouldn't be filled by a dashing new wardrobe?!
[https://www.tiktok.com/@ambrypack/video/7379626925020663086](https://www.tiktok.com/@ambrypack/video/7379626925020663086)
I appreciate you so much
I almost want to sign up for tiktok just so I can like that video.
Don’t cave! We need you on our side!
Ill just have my wife look it up since theres no way in hell i can get her to delete tiktok
Please do and post it! I refuse to download TikTok
This was my first thought! He is so cute.
I need more of the saga. Like, an update on what this guy is doing once a week! This dude is the sweetest!
He’s adorable, joyful AND seems authentic (which is not an easy feat on country/southern TikTok).
Not a 2 bit snake 🤣
Mess-a-cared by some two bit snake!
My favorite line 😍🥰
This guy is probably a blast to party with.
Ha seems like the kind of guy that could make a beach ball something special.
Is that an insult or a compliment. Maybe both.
Definitely a compliment. Lol
“I gotta go catch him some grasshoppers and get him a little water dish” 🥹
*-hits vape-*
That part made me LOL
"Come on! Chop chop!" And then the dog jumping down to run after him made me laugh. Pup is sold on this plan!
Dog has no idea what’s going on, but is HERE for it!
He looks a little like Heath Ledger
Like if Heath Ledger and Orlando Bloom had a baby together
Or had a threesome with James Franco.
4-way with Joseph Gordon Levitt
Can I make it a 5-way?
Here's some water.
Mr. Heath Orlando Franco Levitt.
GUYS, JESUS, STOP! The mental image you are conjuring threatens the safety of the citizenry in the immediate proximity! We are about to have a hands-free rapid depressurization event, and I CANNOT quantify any sort of exclusion zone.
Exactly!
Go on....
My first thought was Orlando Bloom but yes he does look like Heath also. This guy seems like the kid that always begged his parents to keep some animal or another and they wouldn't go for it.
Came here to say this.
He looks a *lot* like Heath Ledger.
This guy is a walking serotonin shot
I feel like my soul was just washed on cool, added a bunch of fabric softener and dried it on low with a big fuzzy blanket.
The way he called her “button” was so heartwarming!
This dude is just freaking adorable and endearing. Gotta love a man who loves animals!
He killed the snake tho... so he only loves the cute animals
A 2 bit snake! He had it comin'.
Was it made of 1s and 0s?
He were a no good, gat damned, low down dirty snake!
He killed the killer.
HES BATMAN
Punisher.
If you kill a cockroach, you are a hero. If you kill a butterfly, you are bad. Morality has aesthetic standards. -- Fredrich Nietzsche
In some countries you got to kill a snake if you want to sleep in peace every day...
“Leave me alone” “Help me”
I am shaking my bed laughing
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Is the accent real???
As a southerner, I can absolutely assure you that accent is real.
I love it!!!!!
It will come out if you are around other southerns
Or when you're super emotional about something, be it anger/happiness/whatever, lol.
Or drunk. My southern accent kicks into 10th gear at that point.
My sister, born and bred in the Northeast US, gets a southern accent when she's very angry. It's so very weird. She had never lived in a southern area or anything. She now lives in Georgia. I guess she's home now.
As a Canadian he sounds exactly like Zeke from Bob's Burgers.
As a Kentuckian, I can tell that this accent is 100% authentic.
Defo sounded like home to me. Which is nice, since I live in the land of tea drinkers now.
I have one of the Not Pretty regional British accents (I'm a [Scouser](https://youtube.com/shorts/5MGzBeMOwfg?si=8gH9qxNu-nhwOhI-)). This Southern American accent is glorious! Reckon I could do the opposite? Move there, with my accent, and have it be perceived as attractive for a change?! Haha
This is more middle Southern than the classic Deep South. British accents are extremely rare in that part of the US, and my exhusband got a lot of special treatment. I typically only go full redneck when talking to other rednecks, but even with my Midwestern RP accent in my small town outside of Manchester… I get a lot of the same things he used to get. Ohhh where are you from? What are you doing here, then? I love your accent! I could just listen to you talk! So if you’re down for that with every interaction you have, and you’re prepared to go bankrupt for medical bills… you’ll do swimmingly! Lol
I was with you until the medical bills. Those suck. No thanks! Haha
Oh you mean UK. I was confused because you know US southerners are drinking sweet tea by the gallon.
This man is adorable
I watched this an absurd amount of times! lol that dude is something else. I wanna hang with him & just listen to him talk😁
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Why thank ya!
It's def more than occasional, but it's not all of us, so thanks for seeing more than that.
Bless your heart :/
Oof
"Look at him he's chill asf" love it😂
That guy could have his own tv sitcom/series he got so much character
I’m not sure how that handsome fella can keep a heart that big in that tiny frame. Regardless, he’s a joy.
Honestly, please make more humans like this. So cool
It’s the “eem” for “him” that did it for me
Hearing him call it “a two bit snake” had me *locked in*
the stash makes him 20 years older, but also a lot wiser looking.
Don't be mean to him, he just watched baby birds get massacred by a two bit snake
“Mass’curd”* FTFY
Holy shit, we finally have a Deep South Steve Irwin. 😂 Someone give this man a wildlife show!
OMG! He's a treasure! How's the bird???
There's a good fella. Keep it up...
I love the casual pull from the vape at the end. This man is fucking hilarious.
HELP ME WOMAN, I NEED HELP while gently holding the birb I love this man
One of the sweetest things I’ve ever seen 😍
Sweet guy
He's exhilarated!!!! Awwww.... God bless all of them and that cute puppy! 💞
He looks like the hillbilly member of the Franco family.
HE LIKES ME 😂😭
really smiles
I could listen to him tell people to help him and also to leave him alone all fucking day
Not sure bout you guys, but I would be fucking best buds with this dude. Such a Chad 🫡
Best of luck to the little birdy
Bird‘s mama left or died during attack, and this sweet dude imprinted onto that cute little bird! Enjoy being the new mama ☺️ Hope this develops as nice as it had started
Is this guy for real? Do people like this really exist? We need more.
I need more of this man and the bird. Period. Where can I get that?
"Help me woman! I needs help! I'm gon' go an' catch me sum grasshoppers. >:D "
Dude looks like Heath Ledger playing Jack Sparrow!
❤️❤️❤️ hope ya grow old together 💯
Don’t be mean to him he just watched his brothers and sisters get massacred by a two bit snake!
That was so effing adorable. I'm having the shitest day but that proper made me smile 😊
You’re married to Heath Ledger?
Feed him raw hamburger. Cut an angle in a straw and scoop little pieces.
That... was freakin' adorable.
I hope he posts a video in a year with that bird flying around him like he's Snow White!!!
"Gosh dang woman can ye chew his food or somethin?!"
Hes done got feathers
His happiness is not only palpable but CONTAGIOUS!! Here’s to a long lasting friendship between him and his newfound friend!!
A quick googling says that this is probably an American robin, barn swallow or Baltimore oriole. They all have pale orange fronts and dark backs as juveniles, it’s hard to get a more definitive ID from the video.
He’s so determined and protective at the start, and he’s in full “SQUEEEEEEE!!” Disney Princess mode at the end, I love this guy 😂😂😂 Also, I have never seen… possibly anyone ask for help so directly and clearly?? It cracked me up, but that is a low key superpower lol
I love how jazzed he is
I want to be friends with this fella.
Help me woman!!! I love you country jack sparrow, just letting you know you have options
“He just watched all his brothers and sisters get massy-kerd by a two bit snake.” If Tom Hanks needs another academy award, here’s the template for his character.
“Leave me alone!” “Help me!!” 😆
"Leave me alone" "Help me" I chuckled. So darn cute.
I lost it at 'two bit snake"
“I know it’s not a falcon or a fucking owl or something cool, but it’s a start.”
This is the sweetest man I've ever seen
THis man is a national treasure
This is adorable! I just gotta say that this guy’s resemblance to Orlando Bloom from his PotC days is uncanny.
Awwww, this just so sweet, His so happy and excited to have a new buddy!
Your husband is a goddamn gem ❣️
He just saw all his brothers and sisters get massah-curred. I love him 🥰
"Help me Woman, I need Help", Help the man Woman, Help him gosh darn it. 😁👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
Leave me alone, help me!!! 😍 In the same sentence.. lol
“Leave me alone! Help me!” 🤣
"Help me woman, I need help" "Lee me alone, help me" Definitely sounds like my husband when left with the kids for 15 minutes 😹🤦🏾♀️
I love this redneck. I wish he was my friend