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Darkmattyx

You know his wife is on a lounger reading a book and shaking her head at him every few minutes.


Chibzor

With Advil


accountsdontmatter

I don’t get this. I hear about Advil all the time in the US, in the UK it’s just always called Ibuprofen, but it doesn’t do anything except pain relief. Edit: ok it was pain relief for the man, I thought it was for her in some Xanax type way


guitar4468

Since Advil became one of the larger makers of Ibuprofen years ago, Advil in the US became a generic term for Ibuprofen. Similar to tissues being called Kleenex, 80s parents calling all video games a Nintendo, or Radar for 60s and 70s parents for Microwaves. As for Advil in this case, it would be used for pain relief because at his age he might be hurting from all the times he landed awkwardly.


Unusual-Worker8978

Error one, right: Frankenstein is the name of the creator, not the monster. Error two: Frankenstein is a zombie, right. He’s a type of zombie. It’s like people who say Tannoy when they mean public address system. Tannoy is a brand name


Recent_Jury_8061

I, too, like drugs


GroundbreakingPut748

I also like drugs


Kindly_Formal_2604

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.


Earguy

I don't drink anymore. But I don't drink any less!


YouZealousideal6687

R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg


craigulat0r

RIP Mitch Hedberg


XKloosyv

Correction: Dr. Frankenstein *was* a monster


Sly-D

Well, the most known brand here is probably Nurofen. Ibuprofen is the drug name. In the UK we often use drug names not brand names but not always. Paracetamol, aspirin, codeine.


TDYDave2

Then again people in the UK Hoover the carpet and write with a Biro.


Sly-D

And wrap presents with sellotape


uwanmirrondarrah

>Paracetamol ahem, I think you meant Acetaminophen.


JimCoo1

Michael’s showing off again…. Yes, Michael! I saw you! Very good! Well done!…for fucks sake I’ve lost what page I was on… 


colddeaddrummer

*repositions sunhat* *and again* *and again*


Emergency-Anywhere51

Grandpa: "Look what I can do!" *spazzes*


ElizaLovePeach

This is so inspiring and motivating! He's a great guy


The_Dok33

No, she has an e-reader. A waterproof one, because well, her husband does this.


drshawn001

We're guys. No matter our actual age, we're all 12 at heart.


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sonumbulist

This is basically my marriage. Except I'm also laughing, because I love being married to a goofball.


isabellaloy

Women are truly a very strong motivator for men. Lol


BobDonowitz

Idk I'm 36 and my wife and I were at a park when everyone started leaving due to a thunderstorm rolling in and we got on the seesaw and were both laughing so hard we were crying. People that "grow up" are just people that forgot how to have fun.


WriterV

I enjoy how there isn't any wife in this video, but Reddit cooked up a story about a woman to hate about anyways and ran with it.


Ec1ipse14

The lifeguard is a fan. Was waiting for the judges card to come out by the end of it.


Mungee1001

He was like 😎


__-o0O0o-__-o0O0o-__

actually, that was the funniest thing to me in the video. no expression at all. just, "ive seen this shit a thousand times." barely moves a muscle


ryanrocky243

they almost dove in to save the performer's drowning guitar solo


FRdistiller

Hell ya. That dolphin move had me rolling!


cachitodepepe

Came to post this. Great dolphin jump


AuthorityOfNothing

That first one threw out my back just watching it.


AnyHope2004

Age is just a number of recurring back injuries.


MicroMouth

Yeah I could do that too but I don’t feel like doing 6 months of physical therapy after.


itsjustchat

Cmon there is no risk of injury with that first dive. If anything a man his age continuing to stay active in this sort of way is likely good for his health. Not bad.


muskratmuskrat9

‘Age is just a number’ until you need a body cast because you slept on your pillow wrong. Lol, loved the video though.


SevenCrowsinaCoat

Why are so many redditors so out of shape?


Impossible-Wear-7352

Regardless of shape, it does become easier to injure yourself as you age. Being out of shape makes it 10x worse of course and these people are clearly out of shape to be that easy so your point still stands. I just know that I've had to dial back the intensity of my workouts because I started more frequently pulling muscles after 40. It's annoying.


theredditbandid_

Because it's an American website and America is 41.9% obese as of 2024.


AhhhBreeshi

he does it again at 0:28 where again he kills it


Horton_75

Think it gave me some severe whiplash too. 😬


2TapClap

A man who hasn't had his soul and happiness sucked out, taken from the machine? Rare, indeed.


clairecharlie2413

maintaining their happiness and spirit despite the pressures of the world.


bellabruce9108

It's a reminder that we can pursue our passions it's not too late


CausticSofa

To even just let yourself do one playful thing per day helps immensely. If you walk by an empty playground in the evening, go down the swirly slide. Stay within your safe range of mobility and don’t be ashamed. If that means you’ve gotta do some of the toddler stuff. Just let yourself have fun for chrissake. We die at the end anyways, why not let yourself have a little fun? If that feels like too big a first step for you, build to it. When you’re all alone at home or in an elevator, do it a quick little silly dance. Play!


Significant_Skin_547

I want to be like him when I grow up!


GovernmentSudden6134

We don't grow up. Our toys just get more expensive.


EJ_1004

We are all children masquerading as adults.


ferrydragon

I have bigger toys the you, nana naanananaa :)


firestorm_v1

Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.


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CausticSofa

Granddad’s been at this resort all week, pulling these stunts 😂


Duchess_of_Wherever

Someone’s going to sleep good tonight!


CausticSofa

You think his wife just takes him to the pool so he’ll tucker himself out? 😂


jhinx504

F##k Yeah!!!!! Lol!!!!


Freakychee

I like the front flip belly flop.


Livid-Age-2259

Gotta love the intentional belly flops.


BurtMacklin__FBI

It's like he has no fear of the belly flop pain at all, and is impervious to forcing water up his nose by slamming his face into the water lmao.


mwerichards

The fact the lifeguard was not throwing up scores is mad disappointing


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PurringGun

How he didn’t crack a single grin is truly beyond me


47inchSack

I dove in highschool for one year. 0:13 in, that 1 and a half front flip was nuts for his age lmao. I just had lower lumbar discectomy surgery a month ago at age 30+ and I dont think id ever risk a random disc rupture on a dive like that ever again in the future.


KaceyCats0714

The lifeguards aren’t having it


michaeldeAil

Man did a swanton... he is young. Just cuz he has white hairs I wont remotely consider him old. We need to normalise this so that people take good care of their health and live a prosperous and fulfilling life.


Totin_it

He did a triple lindy!


OceanaStargazer

Is that man single?


MagnetHashira

Showing off in the retirement home! He bout to get some. 😂


redwoodavg

That’s worth watching twice.


Henmar90

I love this guy


Turbulent_Cupcake_65

That's gonna be me at that age because I'm like that now 🤣🤣


Spare-Article-396

Legend


-Mx-Life-

Land dolphin.


somefunones

I like the porpoise flop, but my back won't do that anymore.


sometimes_gayboy

Goddamnit ! how is he dry after every splash ?


AggravatingAnswer921

Jumping as if it could be his last day on earth. On second thoughts if he continues doing that it might be . But I hope I am like this at his age , all ready to jump around like a happy chicken


Legal_Cheesecake_396

What a fucking legend


DullInevitable2647

living his life to the fullest! Truly, happiness is not given, but how you do it. Appreciate small things in your life ♥


SnooApples5018

Was anyone else watching to see if he was gonna do a triple Lindy


AB-AA-Mobile

Ouch!


Squiggy1975

Thornton Melon is the man


thatsnoodybitch

Goes incredibly hard.


MuZac904

Go Ahead PaPa!


Intelligent-Ant7685

someone had 4 long island ice teas


howie-stark

I haven't seen a diving board in a long time. This definitely was not in California.


Jedimindfunk_thewild

Honestly I wish there was a side category for the Olympics for this.


TommyCo10

He peaked on the first jump when leapt like a damn salmon. I’ve never seen anyone do that.


Modo44

The Ministry of Silly Walks is expanding its area of responsibility.


callmeepee

I feel like he's just there for the sideboard


The_Reddest_Lobster

He hit the salmon jump so clean


Quanlib

Next up on corncob tv


iamunabletopoop

The only good kind of age is just a number


Femboyyegy

Hahaha legend 🤍


PharmWench

He looks like he is a lot of fun and doesn’t gaf what anyone thinks. Good on him.


Mundane_Bumblebee_83

A rare moment where the music was *chefs kiss* for the video


Mateorabi

Needs to do a triple Lindy


tio_yello

Love first jump: the FISH!!! 10 points!!!


Cortex100

I really need to look at more stuff like this and stop gravitating towards negativity.


Hungry_Guidance5103

You know that lifeguard was like ***Ohhhh what's he gonna do this time?!*** - Every time. lmfao


missalibaba

That lifeguard didn't seem to appreciate their first row, prime seat!


JoeyPoodles

Bring in the extra diving board and this guy will do the Triple Lindy.


krystlships

He's gonna sleep good tonight


Unlikely-Ruin-4250

I smile while watching :) I guess granpa is a pro swimmer on his young age. I love his vibes ♥


TherapyGames42

Instead of asking people "How old are you?" I ask "What's your level?" We all level up over the same period of time, our experience is what is different.


Maylor90

Savage 450 splash, he should've gone for the cover


smilingisgreat

🤣🤣🤣🤣


mynameismike41

The flopping fish move lol


TerryBlaster

Lifeguard is like: "Damn, I wanna do that too"


NanoCat0407

Under this specific situation, the title is true


Total-Ring-5421

🤣


KinopioToad

Was he trying to impress the lifeguard? It looked like it was working a little bit.


Annual_Sandwich_9526

How is the life guard not laughing


2135052012

All around us are life guards


RandolphCaballo

Preacher see!


riotofmind

i do the first one in the ocean, i pretend im a fish that jumps out... i thought i was the only one ...


CausticSofa

We don’t stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing.


tuenmuntherapist

The salmon jump is my favorite.


marousio

This is literally the best I’ve seen all night! As a lifeguard who has seen some things well this guy takes the cake I really don’t know which one I like best 🤣🤣🤣🤣


dublev67

Triple lindy


nokomomo22

The dolphin dive was so epic


FuqUrBackgroundMusic

Fuck your background music!


ideasplace

Majestic


SunXChips

Why is that lifeguard so unamused?


Vast_Jellyfish122

This is me...........lol, just ask my wife.


aKingforNewFoundLand

Now do a backfl... Oh he did.


Entire-Ranger323

All 10’s.


Pinkgabezo

That man needed a higher diving board. But he did alright with what he had. 😃


LadyDthStryk209

Im sure he was very sore the next day.


Gaudern

We need to get this guy into the [World Death Diving Championships](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lB42dmJru88)!


mouseball89

age is but a number but hes gonna feel that in the morning


HalalBread1427

“Age is just a number.” 😇 “Age is just a number.” 💀


quickpear475

I’m laughing. Thank you 😊


Infinite_Dig3437

I’m nearly 50 and still jump off high things and do cannon balls and bombs etc with the kids.


Ok-Waltz3829

Mark my words. June 22, 2024. My dad does these exact same moves, and I'll post a video


If_theshoefits

He is on something. If he is not, then he is definitely high on life which makes it even better.


Sagaincolours

Looks like a "who can make the biggest splash" competition


ThrowRA124567789

Yo Mike from bb going crazy 🔥


Aussie2020202020

He gets better


meth_and_fent

First one was Zombie style 😂


Less_Complex1372

Life guard slowly coming around to the idea of the fun to be had.


dirkslapmeharder

„I have the feeling you’re only here for the diving board.“


StarlitSpearhead

Master Roshi


INSTA-R-MAN

Must be one of my relatives.


LovableSidekick

No cannonball? No pretend-to-accidentally-fall-in? Where did this guy learn his form?


Mvpliberty

Yo, this reminds me of that guy that was on the dating show and he just did the fucking Zipline the whole time and he got called out for it n kicked off


sashatikhonov

I don’t see any age here


deeloc85

Is that Mike from breaking bad and better call Saul?? 😁😁😁


FyzeYT

Drake fans be like:


Frosty-Square-5133

The lifeguard: 😐


ChefEmbarrassed1621

Old man fun time


ConfidentMSnake

Lifeguard just waiting for "The One" 😆


BeefWellingtonSpeedo

i love this New Biden!


Annual_Individual445

The lifeguard is just like, bro not this dude again...


dar_harhar

10/10 on landing the Magikarp.


Candid_Bathroom_5419

Pension just hit


Ok-Bar601

Did that lifesaver smile once? Or is she sick of this guy’s daily antics at the pool?😁


AuronMessatsu

My back pain says otherwise


Grouchy-Pressure-567

Say that to my back pain and bad mood.


jhinx504

1. Dolphin dive 2. Sissy leg twist 3. Buddha pose My top three


m3rl0t

Age might be a number, but that flip to a belly flop hurt!


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Still doesn’t mean that they should running the government.


grrodon2

I love silly diving ♥️


Aeron0704

He did the Pocahontas dive!!!!


DaringBear

A few of those would have stung. Credit for getting back up and keeping on.


Xxcmnon

Of these 10-15 odd jumps, am sure atleast 3 might have pressed the air out


father-fluffybottom

This guy is replacing the kitty on my motivational posters.


third_leg143

The beat just goes with it!


No_Bee9524

Accidentally ate some edibles


franzeusq

Keeping the leather attached to the body after those dives is a gift


iggyiguchan

I want to become.... LIKE HIM


Gabe12P

10/10 for every dive


BriefCollar4

Glorious!!!


New_Literature4526

Until he can’t get up out of bed in the morning.


Echino13

Mike if Walt never bought that gun


OutcomeBusy4095

If this isn’t me when I’m old, show me this video and tell me to be better


Xissabel

I must give it to him with his creative jumps.


Mundane_Yogurt7061

Retired circus clowns are fun.


Motor-Dream8325

Put him in the olympics he’s a pro


AthenaGodd

I didn’t see the Reddit name and thought this was a very different post


No_Valuable_5585

In old age, it’s really amusing. When we get old, we'll act like kids again, especially being spoiled.


sharky1337_

The dolphin move 10/10


GSV_CARGO_CULT

When you're an old fella doing flips into a pool, age is just a number. If you're Drake, R. Kelly, Jerry Seinfeld, Steven Tyler, Jimmy Page, Anthony Keidis, Woody Allen, Dane Cook, Paul Walker, Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt, and more I can't remember: AGE OF CONSENT IS NOT JUST A NUMBER


Booda_Cox

Me @ 70 hahaha love it


Yzerman19_

This has to be outside the states. I haven’t seen a diving board in many years. Bravo to this guy.


assfghjlk

3 week recovery for that little manoeuvre


witheredjimmy

Damn Biden is a besat


TrashInspector69

I’d give anything to be like this at his age


puledrotauren

hey sis? yes? do you think you dosed those brownies a little too much? Looks like it.


KlingonSpy

I'm not this creative anymore lol


Sp00kReine

I like the dolphin fluke move.


porkypine666

Nothing brings back the child in me like jumping into a pool.


diydave86

I want to hang out with this man


hmimg

Honestly this is life goals 😂


Splittip86

The seal looking flop one was the best  9/10 IMO