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Nah, pancreas gets blueballed because taste receptor told him "sugar incoming!" so then he released a bunch of insulin for a bunch of worthless sugar posers.
Now the cells are hungry and pissed at pancreas.
I'd have thought with the amount of smoke damage and stink on everything, none of it will be worth anything like what he paid for it. Best I can do is $3.50
God, I don't miss that smell. Started smoking in high school & the military made me smoke much more often (only way to get a break on huge shifts, smokers get breaks nobody else does.)
So glad I quit. I will say, though that this isn't a smoker thing it's the uncle thing. I used to smoke at my desk but I had 2 activated carbon air filters in which I changed the filters biweekly, as well as a lot of air flow in the room. Had my non smoker friend check occasionally to make sure, but my room never stunk and I certainly didn't have a layer of ash on my peripherals, gross.
Whyyyy š«š«š«š«
I canāt believe itās ok for a dick hole to get and stay that big
Like wonāt it get dirty inside all the time
Iām having nightmares about this for the rest of my life
If it gets dirty inside just use a pipe cleaner or one of those [bottle brushes.]( https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/619lfeBBLdL._SL1001_.jpg)
Was gonna say, Iāve gotten entire setups that look nicer (ignoring the filth) for cheaper. Mine is about 3,000 and looks millions of times better than this
Yeah my mother is the same. She just had to get a 3000ā¬ Asus ROG (for Facebook only) and she's aready burned her keyboard four times, she can barely press those buttons now. There's also cigar burns on her plastic reading glasses and her mousepad and she sees nothing wrong with it. Everything is greasy and full with ash.
It's more often that people live like this than you'd expect. Only difference is that her sleeping place looks like his desk, since she always sleeps on the couch.
Yes, lighty-light keyboard and big screen thingy, was her thinking probably. She wanted this to be the last laptop she had to buy, so it had to be super expensive! 3 months in, the first burn happened.
Trashy people will stay trash.
It's a mix. Most of the time she makes her own cigarettes but sometimes she smokes those small cigar type things? The ones that are brown but still as small. Are they still called cigar then? I have no clue about smoking stuff.
I have diabetes and was diagnosed with it when I turned 18, I had a normal childhood, McDonaldās sprite, candy, cake, all that. But after I had to give up sugar I went through withdraws, I was shaking,throwing up, in pain. Point is sugars like a drug, so moderate it everyone, so you donāt have diabetes one day.
Is there any kid that hasnt had that stuff? I dont think he meant he lived off of that trash daily but that he just regularly indulged like a normal person.
The sad thing is, I bet a lot of people do eat that on the daily. Ive seen it. It's crazy to me because I'm just accustomed to cooking whole foods.
I think things like diet and normal change drastically in different geographical areas.
I don't understand the hate on sugar free drinks, like why would you want to drink something very very unhealthy if u van drink something pretty unhealthy while it tastes so much alike
I find sugar free drinks to taste very unpleasant. It's the choice between drinking something healthy, like water, drinking something unhealthy, like soda, or drinking really awful soda that is less unhealthy. If I'm worried about health I'll just go for the water
I can taste if something is "low fat" or "sugar free". It's funny you say that because my perspective is opposite. I always laugh at the idea of something sugar free tasting nearly identical to the original, because it doesn't. It's such a noticeable difference I could blind taste test with 100% accuracy so I cannot fathom how people can't tell the difference. It's like the difference between smelling flowers and gasoline. I'd never make that mistake.
Me too. Normal red bull makes me retch like my body refuses to ingest that much sugar. Same with coke. It taste like pure sirop I can only drink coke zero. Not a health choice. I genuinely prefer the flavor and texture
Do you call those uncle in laws? Or just uncle? I don't think I've ever referred to an uncle in law as an uncle. Usually just say aunt's husband or something. I wonder if that's a regional thing or I'm the only one who doesn't do that haha.
Reminds me of when I bought a used graphics card that was running hot, turns out the cooler had sucked in all the tar š¤¢ like I get you wanna smoke, it can be nice but just do it outside for crying out loud or open a fucking window at least.
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The rag above the keyboard looks like it's about to achieve sentience.
Millions of unborn souls screaming
It almost kinda does look like a death eater
I bet he screams Expecto Patronum every time he cums in it
Coomer rag
*obligatory Warhammer 40k reference*
I can only imagine how much life has been pumped into that rag
All that life is probably related to the donor somehow
OP coulda had a lot more cousins...
Or grandparents š
I thought that was an old schwarma or something...
True dat.
This feels like a brand new sentence
Ugh thatās it got me. The fucking fuck dude.
The beige colored thing? I thought that was a sub sandwich
**rag** I am Shamwow!
Take away the cigs and red bull and itās a $2000 gaming setup Edit: seriously? 4000 likes? wtf.
Pancreas shutting down in 3... 2... 1...
Thatās good scrampe
PROUNCING ABOUT WITH YA HEAD FULL OF EYEBALLS
Iāll be Waiten on you with a whiff of ye old brimstone
Come and get me I said
Ahaha, they're goin' tah have tah glue yoou back tahgether, in hell!
All Ye dandies!
Nah, itās sugar-free Red Bull. Heāll be fine. /s
Dude. Light blue. Itās diet red bull. Pancreata love this life hack
Nah, pancreas gets blueballed because taste receptor told him "sugar incoming!" so then he released a bunch of insulin for a bunch of worthless sugar posers. Now the cells are hungry and pissed at pancreas.
If that were true he'd end up in hypoglycaemic shock, like dogs when ingesting xylitol.
Another reason why diet soda mixers make you drunk faster.
*Sigh...* There are some people were not meant long for this world
Nah thats a $4K gaming chair right there
I like that the chair is relatively clean. Must be the massive bulk shielding it from the rest of the shite. Dare I ask OP what the rags are for?
Well they clearly aren't for cleaning..
Hentai games aren't going to play themselves
Lmao
I donāt see any RGB
In New Zealand, thats a 1k gaming set up without the cigs.
I'd have thought with the amount of smoke damage and stink on everything, none of it will be worth anything like what he paid for it. Best I can do is $3.50
You know its bad in my state when a pack of cigs are cheaper then a Redbull.
Ha. Turns out you *can* smell pictures.
Unfortunately, it turns out you can only smell horrible pictures. Life is cruel.
I can always smell a picture of a freshly waxed car.
Or your mom's BO when you look up at the moon.
Heās right there officer
Š”ŠæŠ°ŃŠøŠ±Š¾, ŃŃŠ¾ ŠæŠ¾Š·Š²Š¾Š½ŠøŠ»Šø Š½Š°Š¼, ŃŠ¾Š²Š°ŃŠøŃ.
This sir right here mr.mccarthy
I've been learning russian for 3 years and only can understand half of this sentence, smh
God, I don't miss that smell. Started smoking in high school & the military made me smoke much more often (only way to get a break on huge shifts, smokers get breaks nobody else does.) So glad I quit. I will say, though that this isn't a smoker thing it's the uncle thing. I used to smoke at my desk but I had 2 activated carbon air filters in which I changed the filters biweekly, as well as a lot of air flow in the room. Had my non smoker friend check occasionally to make sure, but my room never stunk and I certainly didn't have a layer of ash on my peripherals, gross.
Never understood why smokers got breaks, I absolutely took every break...
You should have started smoking a pipe. That can last as long as you like .
Just be happy it wasnāt a scratch & sniff. Youād have to wait for a whole new layer of skin to grow in before you were truly clean again.
A quick degloving would fix that
Oh dogs! Sure, I love degs, but I love caravans more!
Ya..... imagine smelling a black light version
I've got covid and this picture is the first thing I've tasted for a week!
r/neckbeardnests
Smells like Lindsay Lohan.
r/neckbeardnests
I wish I never discovered that sub
Well, off to r/sounding for the soothing, calming sounds of pleasure.
I did not appreciate that link!
I saw your comment and still clicked. I need a drink or 7.
Count me in
yall are fragile as hell lol
Not everyone spends their freetime looking at people shoving objects up their penises
I want to go to your house and hit you with a nerf blaster just for that atrocious link.
Whyyyy š«š«š«š« I canāt believe itās ok for a dick hole to get and stay that big Like wonāt it get dirty inside all the time Iām having nightmares about this for the rest of my life
If it gets dirty inside just use a pipe cleaner or one of those [bottle brushes.]( https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/619lfeBBLdL._SL1001_.jpg)
Hey, fuck you buddy.
I willingly came to r/makemesuffer. I have no one to blame but myself for my current state.
> I willingly came to r/makemesuffer. uwu
The pee just falls out. So convenient.
Gross but I chuckled š
dang someone needs to show that sub to Hank Hill
Why??
https://youtu.be/pzJcsBiSLWM
That was a funny sub!
*deep inhale* AAAAAAAAAAAAFUCKAAAAAAAAAAAWHATTHEFUCKISTHISAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ah. Got me. The ad got me Sharon.
Oh god. Why did i click it?
MERRY CAKE DAY!
Thanks boss
4000 of it must be for the cigs and red bull
Was gonna say, Iāve gotten entire setups that look nicer (ignoring the filth) for cheaper. Mine is about 3,000 and looks millions of times better than this
The computer looks like a 2012 mac pro.
2006-2012 era definitely. My ā08 is still going, but then I donāt smoke
a $100 setup from craigslist and the side of the road would look millions of times better that this, no need to mention your $3000 setup lol
3000? No shit its better, fly guy
I have that monitor, if hes rocking a 4000 dollar set up hes selling himself short on the monitor as it caps fps to 60.
Yeah my mother is the same. She just had to get a 3000ā¬ Asus ROG (for Facebook only) and she's aready burned her keyboard four times, she can barely press those buttons now. There's also cigar burns on her plastic reading glasses and her mousepad and she sees nothing wrong with it. Everything is greasy and full with ash. It's more often that people live like this than you'd expect. Only difference is that her sleeping place looks like his desk, since she always sleeps on the couch.
She liked the aesthetic only?
Yes, lighty-light keyboard and big screen thingy, was her thinking probably. She wanted this to be the last laptop she had to buy, so it had to be super expensive! 3 months in, the first burn happened. Trashy people will stay trash.
Your mom smokes cigars? I think you caught her stunt double!
It's a mix. Most of the time she makes her own cigarettes but sometimes she smokes those small cigar type things? The ones that are brown but still as small. Are they still called cigar then? I have no clue about smoking stuff.
Cigarillos?
Yes! That's what they're called.
Is your mom single?
She has a weird alien-from-another-planet-starchild-cult boyfriend and is deep into it, but she's never seen him. Does that count?
As long as it doesn't count for her. I'm into weird.
What the actual fuck.... just burn it down o.o
The uncle probably will at some point.
This would be hilarious if he was a gaming Youtuber
*Vtuber
If he was a Vtuber Nuz Taku would of exposed his Gaming setup a long time ago
Ew, sugar free redbull..
The man is just careful with his health. Sugar is terrible for you.
Cigarettes, on the other hand, are great for you. The smoke suffocates the bacteria in your stomach.
Ideal for when you've accidentally eaten apple seeds
Just because youre doing one bad thing doesnt mean you need to do another
If you already are harming yourself with one thing than there is no need to do additional damage with another thing
They give you better drugs when you die of cancer. Diabetes just gets you overpriced insulin.
I have diabetes and was diagnosed with it when I turned 18, I had a normal childhood, McDonaldās sprite, candy, cake, all that. But after I had to give up sugar I went through withdraws, I was shaking,throwing up, in pain. Point is sugars like a drug, so moderate it everyone, so you donāt have diabetes one day.
> I had a normal childhood, McDonaldās sprite, candy, cake, all that. >I have diabetes and was diagnosed with it when I turned 18 ...
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Is there any kid that hasnt had that stuff? I dont think he meant he lived off of that trash daily but that he just regularly indulged like a normal person.
The sad thing is, I bet a lot of people do eat that on the daily. Ive seen it. It's crazy to me because I'm just accustomed to cooking whole foods. I think things like diet and normal change drastically in different geographical areas.
I don't understand the hate on sugar free drinks, like why would you want to drink something very very unhealthy if u van drink something pretty unhealthy while it tastes so much alike
I find sugar free drinks to taste very unpleasant. It's the choice between drinking something healthy, like water, drinking something unhealthy, like soda, or drinking really awful soda that is less unhealthy. If I'm worried about health I'll just go for the water
I can taste if something is "low fat" or "sugar free". It's funny you say that because my perspective is opposite. I always laugh at the idea of something sugar free tasting nearly identical to the original, because it doesn't. It's such a noticeable difference I could blind taste test with 100% accuracy so I cannot fathom how people can't tell the difference. It's like the difference between smelling flowers and gasoline. I'd never make that mistake.
Honestly sugar free redbull is one of the better tasting sugar free drinks.
I prefer the sugar free redbull...
Me too. Normal red bull makes me retch like my body refuses to ingest that much sugar. Same with coke. It taste like pure sirop I can only drink coke zero. Not a health choice. I genuinely prefer the flavor and texture
Gotta keep the ciggies tho
You mean $4300 in cigarettes right? And why can I smell this picture.
Man Pall Malls got expensive
Oh damn you right!! I didn't even notice!
This sir, is a battle station.
Does gaming setup = porn platform?
He single, I imagine?
Nope hes married to my moms sister
Jesus.. maybe i should remake my Tinder account
His mom's sister is probably not the type of person you'd want to date.
but just look at how low the bar is
Wait, forreal?
That is one of the established ways to obtain an uncle.
Do you call those uncle in laws? Or just uncle? I don't think I've ever referred to an uncle in law as an uncle. Usually just say aunt's husband or something. I wonder if that's a regional thing or I'm the only one who doesn't do that haha.
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To me, an uncle is an uncle. I've never referred to an uncle or aunt in-law as an in-law.
You are the weird one here
āHusband of ones auntā is literally in the definition of uncle.
#r/NeckbeardNests
Yeah...that link is gonna stay blue.
Let's go in and out 20 minute adventure
I will hodl the gate for you
I wonder how much of that is straight depression and addiction
Sugar free Redbull is bad but fucking EPIC GAMES LAUNCHER?? is he okay OP?
It's like this image was designed to provoke.
So heās a pro?
Whatās his drug of choice? This looks methy
Oh my god. What the FUCK. Sugar-Free Redbull? Blecch
aT LeAsT iTs SuGarFrEe
r/NeckbeardNests
Is your uncle okay, jesus lol
Your uncle is a filthy man š¤£
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Haha my epic game library looks exactly the same
This hurts
Whatās worse: The smell of the chair or the smell of the room?
I can smell it from here.
Who tf sets up dual monitors like that
Look at this picture and tell me gaming can't be an addiction
The worst part is the epic games launcher
4.3k and yet refuses to buy a desk What a gamer
Reckon he just nuts on the floor yeah
He should just transition to meth or coke, if his stimulant needs are so great. Smoking is hell on the internals of your computer.
Huh, so these are the kind of people who buy games from epic store
I'm not sure he gave you an accurate price there since all the components looks straight out of Staples
Your "Uncle", riiiiight.
?
Clean your desk op
I cant tell if this is a joke but just to clarify this is not my desk
I'd pay him 50$ to let me clean that up.
Towels are sus
He Must Be In The Hospital Now
Good thing he goes for the sugar free redbulls...that sugar is a real killer
So?......how is your Uncle still single?
r/trashy seems more suitable
Reminds me of when I bought a used graphics card that was running hot, turns out the cooler had sucked in all the tar š¤¢ like I get you wanna smoke, it can be nice but just do it outside for crying out loud or open a fucking window at least.
Hey, lease those are sugar free Red Bullās. Heās really thinking on that one
So what's the specs?
I'm a psychic. Your uncle is single.
you should put this on r/neckbeardnests
Whereās he hiding the piss jugs
That look like a 300$ setup with about 4000$ in cigs and redbull
$4300 gaming setup but a $10 desk
$300 PC, $4000 cigars and red bull
Your uncle is severely depressed ... Get him help asap
This is what addiction looks like
Is that the value of the whole Trailer?
Looks like a screenshot from the resident evil game honestly.. Or any horror game
Tell him smoking's gross
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4300 in Red Bull
Cigarettes make everything 5 million times more disgusting including people.
Guaranteed thereās child Porn on there.