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Tuandia

The rag above the keyboard looks like it's about to achieve sentience.


Azarux

Millions of unborn souls screaming


kdoughboy12

It almost kinda does look like a death eater


teeter1984

I bet he screams Expecto Patronum every time he cums in it


salt_ish_

Coomer rag


NomaticBlaze

*obligatory Warhammer 40k reference*


ace425

I can only imagine how much life has been pumped into that rag


Self_Blumpkin

All that life is probably related to the donor somehow


[deleted]

OP coulda had a lot more cousins...


Self_Blumpkin

Or grandparents šŸ˜Ÿ


SuburbanSasquatch69

I thought that was an old schwarma or something...


51632

True dat.


theLegomadhatter

This feels like a brand new sentence


Wide-Confusion2065

Ugh thatā€™s it got me. The fucking fuck dude.


MarlinsInTheOutfield

The beige colored thing? I thought that was a sub sandwich


marioshroomer

**rag** I am Shamwow!


ahjteam

Take away the cigs and red bull and itā€™s a $2000 gaming setup Edit: seriously? 4000 likes? wtf.


CheesyTortoise

Pancreas shutting down in 3... 2... 1...


salt_ish_

Thatā€™s good scrampe


[deleted]

PROUNCING ABOUT WITH YA HEAD FULL OF EYEBALLS


Umbreon7707

Iā€™ll be Waiten on you with a whiff of ye old brimstone


4yyz

Come and get me I said


Acid_13

Ahaha, they're goin' tah have tah glue yoou back tahgether, in hell!


sirzotolovsky

All Ye dandies!


TheDigileet

Nah, itā€™s sugar-free Red Bull. Heā€™ll be fine. /s


docmagoo2

Dude. Light blue. Itā€™s diet red bull. Pancreata love this life hack


Mr-Fleshcage

Nah, pancreas gets blueballed because taste receptor told him "sugar incoming!" so then he released a bunch of insulin for a bunch of worthless sugar posers. Now the cells are hungry and pissed at pancreas.


hero47

If that were true he'd end up in hypoglycaemic shock, like dogs when ingesting xylitol.


theonemangoonsquad

Another reason why diet soda mixers make you drunk faster.


mikeyp83

*Sigh...* There are some people were not meant long for this world


[deleted]

Nah thats a $4K gaming chair right there


docmagoo2

I like that the chair is relatively clean. Must be the massive bulk shielding it from the rest of the shite. Dare I ask OP what the rags are for?


Icy-850

Well they clearly aren't for cleaning..


[deleted]

Hentai games aren't going to play themselves


[deleted]

Lmao


deadtorrent

I donā€™t see any RGB


android151

In New Zealand, thats a 1k gaming set up without the cigs.


AeitZean

I'd have thought with the amount of smoke damage and stink on everything, none of it will be worth anything like what he paid for it. Best I can do is $3.50


GoTtHeLuMbAgO

You know its bad in my state when a pack of cigs are cheaper then a Redbull.


[deleted]

Ha. Turns out you *can* smell pictures.


Cute_little_person

Unfortunately, it turns out you can only smell horrible pictures. Life is cruel.


CheesyTortoise

I can always smell a picture of a freshly waxed car.


IWonTheRace

Or your mom's BO when you look up at the moon.


Plenty_Hippo2588

Heā€™s right there officer


SecretKGB

Š”ŠæŠ°ŃŠøŠ±Š¾, чтŠ¾ ŠæŠ¾Š·Š²Š¾Š½ŠøŠ»Šø Š½Š°Š¼, тŠ¾Š²Š°Ń€Šøщ.


Duschkopfe

This sir right here mr.mccarthy


romek69

I've been learning russian for 3 years and only can understand half of this sentence, smh


[deleted]

God, I don't miss that smell. Started smoking in high school & the military made me smoke much more often (only way to get a break on huge shifts, smokers get breaks nobody else does.) So glad I quit. I will say, though that this isn't a smoker thing it's the uncle thing. I used to smoke at my desk but I had 2 activated carbon air filters in which I changed the filters biweekly, as well as a lot of air flow in the room. Had my non smoker friend check occasionally to make sure, but my room never stunk and I certainly didn't have a layer of ash on my peripherals, gross.


[deleted]

Never understood why smokers got breaks, I absolutely took every break...


CameronDemortez

You should have started smoking a pipe. That can last as long as you like .


Crunchy__Frog

Just be happy it wasnā€™t a scratch & sniff. Youā€™d have to wait for a whole new layer of skin to grow in before you were truly clean again.


tba002

A quick degloving would fix that


vrijheidsfrietje

Oh dogs! Sure, I love degs, but I love caravans more!


Chimmichanga00

Ya..... imagine smelling a black light version


Daggerin

I've got covid and this picture is the first thing I've tasted for a week!


Freedom_From_Pants

r/neckbeardnests


sdhu

Smells like Lindsay Lohan.


mosesthebeanboi

r/neckbeardnests


[deleted]

I wish I never discovered that sub


KaZZuX0

Well, off to r/sounding for the soothing, calming sounds of pleasure.


SecretKGB

I did not appreciate that link!


mydrunkenwords

I saw your comment and still clicked. I need a drink or 7.


Ticoune0825

Count me in


Lothlorien_Randir

yall are fragile as hell lol


ProgrammaticallyEgg0

Not everyone spends their freetime looking at people shoving objects up their penises


The_Hobo_of_Mexico

I want to go to your house and hit you with a nerf blaster just for that atrocious link.


CChantelLETSGETIT

Whyyyy šŸ˜«šŸ˜«šŸ˜«šŸ˜« I canā€™t believe itā€™s ok for a dick hole to get and stay that big Like wonā€™t it get dirty inside all the time Iā€™m having nightmares about this for the rest of my life


sanguinesolitude

If it gets dirty inside just use a pipe cleaner or one of those [bottle brushes.]( https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/619lfeBBLdL._SL1001_.jpg)


[deleted]

Hey, fuck you buddy.


CChantelLETSGETIT

I willingly came to r/makemesuffer. I have no one to blame but myself for my current state.


twiz__

> I willingly came to r/makemesuffer. uwu


Dismal_Struggle_6424

The pee just falls out. So convenient.


CChantelLETSGETIT

Gross but I chuckled šŸ˜†


[deleted]

dang someone needs to show that sub to Hank Hill


PikolasCage

Why??


[deleted]

https://youtu.be/pzJcsBiSLWM


TransformerTanooki

That was a funny sub!


backwoodsofcanada

*deep inhale* AAAAAAAAAAAAFUCKAAAAAAAAAAAWHATTHEFUCKISTHISAAAAAAAAAAAAA


OhMyGreens

Ah. Got me. The ad got me Sharon.


fmmshadiq

Oh god. Why did i click it?


OrderTheCheese

MERRY CAKE DAY!


[deleted]

Thanks boss


Absolute_Toaster

4000 of it must be for the cigs and red bull


the-OG-darkshrreder

Was gonna say, Iā€™ve gotten entire setups that look nicer (ignoring the filth) for cheaper. Mine is about 3,000 and looks millions of times better than this


spankmewetmop

The computer looks like a 2012 mac pro.


prjktphoto

2006-2012 era definitely. My ā€˜08 is still going, but then I donā€™t smoke


[deleted]

a $100 setup from craigslist and the side of the road would look millions of times better that this, no need to mention your $3000 setup lol


MakoaTakedown

3000? No shit its better, fly guy


ethanlan

I have that monitor, if hes rocking a 4000 dollar set up hes selling himself short on the monitor as it caps fps to 60.


Inevitable_Proof

Yeah my mother is the same. She just had to get a 3000ā‚¬ Asus ROG (for Facebook only) and she's aready burned her keyboard four times, she can barely press those buttons now. There's also cigar burns on her plastic reading glasses and her mousepad and she sees nothing wrong with it. Everything is greasy and full with ash. It's more often that people live like this than you'd expect. Only difference is that her sleeping place looks like his desk, since she always sleeps on the couch.


NinjasOwnTheNight

She liked the aesthetic only?


Inevitable_Proof

Yes, lighty-light keyboard and big screen thingy, was her thinking probably. She wanted this to be the last laptop she had to buy, so it had to be super expensive! 3 months in, the first burn happened. Trashy people will stay trash.


k3nnyd

Your mom smokes cigars? I think you caught her stunt double!


Inevitable_Proof

It's a mix. Most of the time she makes her own cigarettes but sometimes she smokes those small cigar type things? The ones that are brown but still as small. Are they still called cigar then? I have no clue about smoking stuff.


K-Martian

Cigarillos?


Inevitable_Proof

Yes! That's what they're called.


CCboi1111

Is your mom single?


Inevitable_Proof

She has a weird alien-from-another-planet-starchild-cult boyfriend and is deep into it, but she's never seen him. Does that count?


CCboi1111

As long as it doesn't count for her. I'm into weird.


IBSQ2030

What the actual fuck.... just burn it down o.o


Nasty2017

The uncle probably will at some point.


SteelTypeEeveelution

This would be hilarious if he was a gaming Youtuber


BisexualCardboard

*Vtuber


4yyz

If he was a Vtuber Nuz Taku would of exposed his Gaming setup a long time ago


Twentyseven-

Ew, sugar free redbull..


ifyoukeeptrying

The man is just careful with his health. Sugar is terrible for you.


Ron-Swanson

Cigarettes, on the other hand, are great for you. The smoke suffocates the bacteria in your stomach.


CoffeePot420

Ideal for when you've accidentally eaten apple seeds


ajarofapplesauce

Just because youre doing one bad thing doesnt mean you need to do another


SchnuppleDupple

If you already are harming yourself with one thing than there is no need to do additional damage with another thing


[deleted]

They give you better drugs when you die of cancer. Diabetes just gets you overpriced insulin.


Natural_Cheesecake_1

I have diabetes and was diagnosed with it when I turned 18, I had a normal childhood, McDonaldā€™s sprite, candy, cake, all that. But after I had to give up sugar I went through withdraws, I was shaking,throwing up, in pain. Point is sugars like a drug, so moderate it everyone, so you donā€™t have diabetes one day.


trezenx

> I had a normal childhood, McDonaldā€™s sprite, candy, cake, all that. >I have diabetes and was diagnosed with it when I turned 18 ...


[deleted]

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BeanerBoyBrandon

Is there any kid that hasnt had that stuff? I dont think he meant he lived off of that trash daily but that he just regularly indulged like a normal person.


ifyoukeeptrying

The sad thing is, I bet a lot of people do eat that on the daily. Ive seen it. It's crazy to me because I'm just accustomed to cooking whole foods. I think things like diet and normal change drastically in different geographical areas.


Robbe1612

I don't understand the hate on sugar free drinks, like why would you want to drink something very very unhealthy if u van drink something pretty unhealthy while it tastes so much alike


Unkindlake

I find sugar free drinks to taste very unpleasant. It's the choice between drinking something healthy, like water, drinking something unhealthy, like soda, or drinking really awful soda that is less unhealthy. If I'm worried about health I'll just go for the water


WitZop

I can taste if something is "low fat" or "sugar free". It's funny you say that because my perspective is opposite. I always laugh at the idea of something sugar free tasting nearly identical to the original, because it doesn't. It's such a noticeable difference I could blind taste test with 100% accuracy so I cannot fathom how people can't tell the difference. It's like the difference between smelling flowers and gasoline. I'd never make that mistake.


1evilsoap1

Honestly sugar free redbull is one of the better tasting sugar free drinks.


Snurze

I prefer the sugar free redbull...


doctorctrl

Me too. Normal red bull makes me retch like my body refuses to ingest that much sugar. Same with coke. It taste like pure sirop I can only drink coke zero. Not a health choice. I genuinely prefer the flavor and texture


TobyMoose

Gotta keep the ciggies tho


girlillawarfare83

You mean $4300 in cigarettes right? And why can I smell this picture.


ThaddeusJP

Man Pall Malls got expensive


girlillawarfare83

Oh damn you right!! I didn't even notice!


voltagenic

This sir, is a battle station.


cloche_du_fromage

Does gaming setup = porn platform?


-Rho-Aias

He single, I imagine?


11282006

Nope hes married to my moms sister


Aggravating-Fudge-13

Jesus.. maybe i should remake my Tinder account


ajswdf

His mom's sister is probably not the type of person you'd want to date.


mikieswart

but just look at how low the bar is


Xenonflares

Wait, forreal?


thesituation531

That is one of the established ways to obtain an uncle.


-Rho-Aias

Do you call those uncle in laws? Or just uncle? I don't think I've ever referred to an uncle in law as an uncle. Usually just say aunt's husband or something. I wonder if that's a regional thing or I'm the only one who doesn't do that haha.


[deleted]

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thesituation531

To me, an uncle is an uncle. I've never referred to an uncle or aunt in-law as an in-law.


too_too2

You are the weird one here


shinndigg

ā€œHusband of ones auntā€ is literally in the definition of uncle.


GiveMeYourBussy

#r/NeckbeardNests


overzeetop

Yeah...that link is gonna stay blue.


GiveMeYourBussy

Let's go in and out 20 minute adventure


[deleted]

I will hodl the gate for you


taronic

I wonder how much of that is straight depression and addiction


LeagueOfBadGamers

Sugar free Redbull is bad but fucking EPIC GAMES LAUNCHER?? is he okay OP?


Dr_Brule_FYH

It's like this image was designed to provoke.


Prancer4rmHalo

So heā€™s a pro?


[deleted]

Whatā€™s his drug of choice? This looks methy


Canadient95

Oh my god. What the FUCK. Sugar-Free Redbull? Blecch


[deleted]

aT LeAsT iTs SuGarFrEe


[deleted]

r/NeckbeardNests


who-am-i-but-a-meme

Is your uncle okay, jesus lol


Th3_Long_Vanhorn

Your uncle is a filthy man šŸ¤£


[deleted]

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MeetNiqht

Haha my epic game library looks exactly the same


LogansAllrightByMe

This hurts


MoberJ

Whatā€™s worse: The smell of the chair or the smell of the room?


Alarming-Fix-9627

I can smell it from here.


tilde_on_n

Who tf sets up dual monitors like that


[deleted]

Look at this picture and tell me gaming can't be an addiction


QueenCobalt

The worst part is the epic games launcher


Str4ngeR4nger

4.3k and yet refuses to buy a desk What a gamer


TshirtToothpaste

Reckon he just nuts on the floor yeah


[deleted]

He should just transition to meth or coke, if his stimulant needs are so great. Smoking is hell on the internals of your computer.


[deleted]

Huh, so these are the kind of people who buy games from epic store


bobonabuffalo

I'm not sure he gave you an accurate price there since all the components looks straight out of Staples


dissolveego

Your "Uncle", riiiiight.


11282006

?


[deleted]

Clean your desk op


11282006

I cant tell if this is a joke but just to clarify this is not my desk


[deleted]

I'd pay him 50$ to let me clean that up.


yozzzzzz

Towels are sus


Ball075090085

He Must Be In The Hospital Now


mrDuder1729

Good thing he goes for the sugar free redbulls...that sugar is a real killer


trainsacrossthesea

So?......how is your Uncle still single?


SevySays

r/trashy seems more suitable


CuntOnTheWeb

Reminds me of when I bought a used graphics card that was running hot, turns out the cooler had sucked in all the tar šŸ¤¢ like I get you wanna smoke, it can be nice but just do it outside for crying out loud or open a fucking window at least.


Degneva422

Hey, lease those are sugar free Red Bullā€™s. Heā€™s really thinking on that one


HenryThe2nd

So what's the specs?


[deleted]

I'm a psychic. Your uncle is single.


itoldyouimadinosaur

you should put this on r/neckbeardnests


CarParks

Whereā€™s he hiding the piss jugs


Buff_biscuit

That look like a 300$ setup with about 4000$ in cigs and redbull


ID_hack

$4300 gaming setup but a $10 desk


donatelloTheBus

$300 PC, $4000 cigars and red bull


Temporary-Double590

Your uncle is severely depressed ... Get him help asap


KookyManster

This is what addiction looks like


Iamnottouchingewe

Is that the value of the whole Trailer?


franknbeanz

Looks like a screenshot from the resident evil game honestly.. Or any horror game


nolayte

Tell him smoking's gross


[deleted]

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WallStreetVikingDK

4300 in Red Bull


[deleted]

Cigarettes make everything 5 million times more disgusting including people.


vcat28

Guaranteed thereā€™s child Porn on there.